>They say religion is the opiate of the masses. Well I'm

>>81901296
i dont get it.

>>81901296
>They say religion is the opiate of the masses. Well Ray, my life's been a 12 step program.

>You don't cross the jews, Ray. Jesus did and you know what happened? The crossed him.

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>>81901296
>They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but I've never had any use for pets, Ray. If I stick my hand in somebody's bush, you'd better believe I ain't looking' for birdies.

>>81901296
>Its a dog eat dog world out there Ray, and I'm the little teacup.

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>Caspere always told me, you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet. Too bad for him there's a lot of hungry people out there... and breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

>They say that actions speak louder than words, Ray. But here's the thing. I'm a blind man and the only book I can read is in the middle of a china shop.

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people always told me, Sticks and stones may break my bones". Well guess what Ray? i don't have bones, Casper knew this.

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>Your mama must've told you that the squeaky wheel gets the grease. But me? I'd rather just change the fuckin' tire.

caspere told me a gotta get bird and got to get bone

to make a flinstone omlet

quality thread right here

>>81901766
but there's only 2 decent ones so far

>>81901817
your mom is decent

>>81901859
ehhh

>>81901516

Only good one here

>>81901923
hey fuck you I took 5 seconds to think of mine

they say the early bird gets the worm so I'm going to ask, do you like basgetti

>>81901296
They say religion is the opiate of the masses. I must not be from the masses cause I'm always fucking sober, Ray.

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they say god is dead, ray. well im the motherfucker that killed him. and guess what ray? it was a suicide. caspere knew this.

>>81901296
>Caspere always said that you're the pilot of your own life. Well, i'm halfway across the Antlantic and you know what Ray?
>What?
>I don't have a fucking steering wheel.

>>81901923
Wrong

>>81901342
>Caspere jew this

>>81901435
tell me this one is real lol

>>81901296
Wow is he related to Rick Sanchez

>>81901296
This meme is too smart for me

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>They say time and tide wait for no man Ray, but you know what? A storm is coming, and I don't even have a fucking watch

>>81901296
They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but I just taught your mom doggy style.

>They say you need to walk a mile in another man's shoes to understand him, The thing is Ray, I ain't got no feet.

Does the pope shit in the woods Ray? Because I'm the forest ranger

>>81901296
Did he actually say this?

>>81903938
>Antlantic
What is this, an ocean for ants?

Three strikes and your outwhile I don't even own bowling shoes

>>81901371
YOU FUCKING RETARD! It's:

>Its a dog eat dog world out there Ray, and I'm the fucking Chinaman

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>>81906888
Fug.

>You know what Ray, they say ashes to ashes and dust to dust but Ray I've got fucking asthma.

>>81901333
he says he's a priest