>Yes yes just lick my wallpaper that has been licked by hundreds

>hundreds of other people
>first time he's let people in his factory for ye..

oh you're just memeing :^)

>boat didn't have enough seats for everyone unless two people stayed behind for whatever reason

DID HE PLAN THE FAT KIDS DEATH?

>>81899309
HE WANTED THOSE LITTLE GIRLS

>>81899258
So he just put up before the guest arrived? how do we know the oompa loompas weren't slapping their balls on it when no one was looking?

>>81899258
>he thinks Oompa Loompa's wouldn't lick the shit out of them during breaks

I suppose the tall sections would be alright, but otherwise enjoy your Oompa stds.

>>81899220
Willy didn't really think this one through

>>81899220
>>Yes yes just lick my wallpaper that has been licked by hundreds of other people before you- 6 posts shown.
but they were the first people in his factory in like 20 years

>>81899375
>>81899397
If the Oompa Loompas start taking breaks to eat and shit he beats them with wire coat hangers.

I'm certain that willy wonka has the funds to wash, maintain, and upkeep his factory

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It's hot and creamy, I can actually feel it running down the back of my throat!

>>81899634
Washed and STERILIZED.

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>2017
>still no pussy flavored wallpapers

>>81899638
Don't do this to me man, I've been sober for the better part of this week.

>>81899638

Which episode of Blacked is this?

>>81899375
>>81899397
>Oompa Loompas in Chocolate North Korea
>bringing shame to Dear Leader
Sounds like a great way to get fed to a Knid.

>>81899618
Is this Canon?

>>81899638
there is no way they didn't figure this line was suspect

>>81899220
He is the music makers and he is the dreamers of the dream so fuck of op

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What the fuck is a bean feast?

>>81899751
It's where a girl eats a ton of beans and then braps directly into your mouth

>>81899375

Their balls wouldn't have reached up very far unless they made a human ladder with one handstanding on the top so he can smash his balls as high as possible.

>>81899660
>take bucket of sea water
>toss on wall
>let dry
>spray blood
>wipe, not wash, off
>lick
enjoy

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>>81899777
Oompa Loompa doopa de doo
I've got a ballsack waiting for you

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Close your eyes and try my special banana wallpaper, Veruca

>>81899808
What do you call something orange and round?
Flopping about half a foot off the ground?

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>those sweater bumpers

IS THE GRISLY REAPER MOWING?

>>81899777
>Their balls wouldn't have reached up very far unless they made a human ladder with one handstanding on the top so he can smash his balls as high as possible
but that's exactly what they would do.
and they would sing while doing it.

>>81899911
Holy shit

>>81899638
>The blue paint seeped into her skin and she turned blue again while in school

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I want a dick feast and I want it NOW!

Why was Grandpa Joe a lazy fucker who only can walk when theirs something amazing going on?

>>81900899
Why the hell did all the grandparents sleep together in the same bed, and never get out of it

Imagine the smell when charlies mother makes cabbage again, and they're just in there brapping it up

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>>81899375
>>81899618
>>81899777
>>81899808
>>81899911
>>81900089
>>81901109
this fucking thread

>>81899309
Yeah. He literally planned all the kids deaths/horrible disfigurements. They didn't get the tickets by accident, not even charlie. He was a fucking sicko.

>>81899220
>implying he doesnt change the wallpaper daily

Isn't that the guy who everyone thinks is dead but is actually alive?