Favorite /tv/ commercials? Present or past https://m.youtu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk3jgYTbHzU

this song plays in my head every so often unprompted

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>Tomorrow's gonna be hotter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

>>81898921
Hahaha shit that loan is so fucking bad
Also I wish this played in aus
https://youtu.be/GMgsFZ4rkEI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ

Was the one with the little leprechaun guy a Starbucks commercial or Keebler or a cereal commercial?

>>81898921
>Prairie Jews

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classic

KEN
BRUCE
HAS
GONE
COM
PLETE
LY
MAD!

>>81899404
Starburst your thinking

>>81898921
Is the Injun's way of getting revenge on the white man?

>>81899387
This was my 2008

>>81899276
You call now.

>>81898921
When you get better interest rates with the mafia.

Fucking indians.

>>81899427
You lint licker!

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>>81898921

I don't think they get much better than this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jY_ZP6gQiQ

>>81898921
My favorite one. They don't even try to hide what it is: It's a shoehorn on a stick!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EZHVokj1lI

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If by favorite you mean fucking detested

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>If you or someone you know has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma,

>>81899614

is that real? Gilbert Gottfried voiced a tv commercial?

>>81898921

pure kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqlLJHv-0BI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp9Kwe0v7L4

>>81899683
>is that real? Gilbert Gottfried voiced a tv commercial?

have you managed to avoid watching an afflack commercial for over a decade

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Addiction IS a disease

There is a DOD commercial from the early 90s that was an Indiana Jones spoof about a SOFA (status of forces agreement) and the guy says, "I risked my life for a SOFA"

Great stuff

>>81898921
Is Usury not illegal in the U.S?

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BABIES EVERYWHERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc_szUYJAYE

>>81899792
why does is look likes hes smiling?

does he this this is a fucking joke?

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>>81898921
>$40,000+ on a $5,000 dollar loan

>>81899854
Nigga were the most pro Israel country in the world what do you think

>>81899854
The sub prime loan industry has strong lobbying.

Also in usa we believe in punishing poor people for being poor

>>81898921
You know its a millenial thing when we praise commercials|

>>81899908
He's a jew. All he cares about is money

>>81899963
You ok bud?

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MESOTHELIOMA

>>81899276
you're bringing me back. I'm like a KGB sleeper agent and the commercial is my trigger.

Top commercials.
PNC bank.
ETrade retiring tires.
Old Spice.

>>81899854
Why would it be? How else are you supposed to get investments?

>>81899943
>punishment is poor people being retarded and reaping the consequences
a bloo bloo bloo

MESO

>>81899792
i uushed crahk cuhcaine

everyone in this is such a fucking joke, like that nu-male mong is a real doctor, god damn this is the cheapest worst commercial on TV
>>81899943
modern america baby, since the 90s it's been the same cycle
>have to go to a place that buys $1000 craiglist cars, does minor fixups and sells them for payment plans at 10k a pop
>work two jobs to afford the new car payment
>car breaks down because it's a PoS that you're driving a lot because you work two jobs
>taking off like, one day will get you fired
>you get shit wages because cost of living is lightyears ahead of minimum wage
>no time to do anything else
>god forbid you have a family on top of all this
>god forbid you have a cunt boss as well

fuck sakes

>>81899883

Why don't they make ads like this anymore?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Ksh6qrFNc

THELI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE

https://youtu.be/wNg1nQvCzr0

who else has found themselves typing peoplepconline on google ten years after seeing this commercial, and in other occasions when your mind goes blank

>>81900054
Sounds like you need to unionize.

Managers and companies may not fear collective bargaining in itself, but they do fear the courts. And it's a lot easier for a collection of workers to put attorneys on retainer than it is for an individual.

People say that unions are an institution of the past, but as wages continue to stagnate against increasing costs, less people are possessing a marketable blue-collar skill set, and more and more laws are passed to protect corporations and their lobbyists, then I think that unions are still a vital necessity.

I hate to be "political" here, so here's another commercial I loved:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17CKHuYx51U

By God, we paid for this commercial and we're gonna get every dime out of it we can!!

>>81899614
Nigger but the patented grip clip

>>81900233
>you

Oh no, I'm a taxidermist and work out of the garage, I've just seen this cycle before.
On that topic though, it's almost impossible for people in this situation to unionize. When the jobs you work are shit like slinging pizzas at Dominos, or some local factory job, you can't really get a union push ever.

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>>81899937
>>81899943
>>81900040
I see, here in Europe a business like that would be instabanned. Yeah you can take phone loans and shit for shitty rates of like 25-30%, but this Western Sky is just pure malice 600% before you've paid it off wtf.

I have no illusions about native americans however, they seem like shit tier people. I've heard about their lifestyles and reservations.

They're similar to the Inuits/Greenlanders in hopeless degeneracy. Those fuckers almost wiped themselves out with STDs and alcohol.

>>81899387
cute!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_X25g_EmSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrWz7cVXv8

>>81900291
Are you really a taxidermist?

>>81900233
>unions

Hahahaha the past three employers I have worked for-- all companies held in very high regard among the general public-- lecture us on the first day about how if we join a union we are basically jeopardizing ourselves out of ever moving up/having job security in the case of layoffs. Then there is typically a 30 minute film on how evil unions are.

>>81900296

In pretty much the entire country it is illegal, but these are run off of Native lands so we basically let them do whatever the fuck they want.

>>81900371
Enzyte's creator is currently serving a 10 year prison term for money laundering and fraud related to his company. His mother was also sentenced, but never had to serve any time.

>>81900605
And Smilin' Bob went missing somewhere in the Mediterranean.

Still, I loved that whistle jingle

>>81900153
yooo i have not seen this in years

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tloVHJtrJ_k

classic

>>81899276
>air conditioning
>paying for itself

hah, different times eh. Remember when entropy worked in reverse?

>>81898921
>borrow $5000
>pay 84 monthly payments of $486.58
>$40,872.72

It's scummy, but nobody is forcing people to take that loan. If they're that stupid...

>>81899387
Mai Commercialfu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kMZ5kuF7Oo

AMERICA'S FAVORITE LITTLE DARLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB5J1ZLjsf8

EE CEE DUB

EE CEE DUB

>>81900935
MY DICK CAN LAY AN EGG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X03iP0Uhmck&feature=youtu.be

Anyone else in Florida see this all the time?

Never heard the term jackwagon before this commercial, now I hear everyone everywhere using it ever since https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uaFy0x_Uixo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E10tTozjxmA

Fucking Youtube only has a newer shitty version of the Jack Stephan ad which infuriates me.

>>81899276
Why would you remind me of this? I thought I had finally repressed the memory.

>"you call now"
why don't you call if your so fucking hot, bitch.

>>81899599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUGYBXJ2bMY

>>81899854
Its operating on an Indian Reservation. Don't they get separate laws?

>>81899614
There is 0 chance this is the real audio.

>>81901623
Look it up, fuckstick.
>>81901287
I read up on them. Apparently, the lender on the reservation would provide the loan and then sell it to some other agency that wasn't on the reservation. It's almost like off-shore betting services.

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>>81899743
These are great

thank you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfbNS_GKhPw

>>81900291
What's the weirdest thing you've made?

>>81901287

Yep

Indian Tribes are treated as sovereign nations within in the US. They have their own treaties with the federal government that regulates commerce within the reservations, why do you think they're allowed to open casinos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ryBznsG0tQ

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>>81898921
GOOOOO YAFFAAAA

>>81899646
Here ya go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4

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>watching tv commercials
>being american
>discussing american tv commercials on a Singaporean scrimshaw imageboard

https://youtu.be/WGooQ8yYC0c

who original toonami here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVybJmtMFA

awww yissssss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGKRLLtVB6U

can anyone blame them?

>>81903326
TimeLife still at it with 9/10 CDs and DVDs for $150

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoeKvqIRyIs

The snowman melting always made me uncomfortable as a kid.

eight hundred five eight eight

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>>81903273

>>81900744
comfy

WATERFALLS of caramelllllllll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RtYGwiOgro

4 TYPES OF STEAK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekHca_fm1P4

>>81901093
You mean Jack Stephanovich?

>>81899854

IIRC because it's run by Native Americans they get to play fast and loose with lending laws.

>>81903356
Christ, it's like I'm 10 again.

>>81900446

Target, Walmart, or both?

>>81900847
more than half of the reservation aint got plumbing. imagine the fucking schools. on a side note of the same aged navajos i meat 3 one was an emo the other a weeabo while the third was nondescript, might have been autistic

>>81900394
Yes
>>81902925
you don't really get the macabre bullshit in commercial taxidermy, the weirdest thing would be themed squirrel mounts for business. like...golfing squirrels, etc

>>81903834

I want a golfing squirrel now.

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>>81903834
Are you Maurizio Catalan?

>>81899792
This commercial pissed me off to much I ended up searching for it and found a website with a board that only talked and reviewed commercials

That was more interesting than finding out who the jew in that commercial was

What the everliving fuck were they thinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvHsHVyumoE

>>81904302

I unironically loved this commercial. It was ahead of its' time. RIP Quizno's.

>borrow $5000
>have to pay back almost $40,000 over 7 years

Those noble American Indians

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I thought this commercial was some Adult Swim joke the first time I saw it. The last 5 seconds are the funny part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B0JEpjb_X8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mTLO2F_ERY

>>81899387
I'm unironically jamming.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZnqBL6iYjA

Kino.

>>81900149
also comes in 10 hour loops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkz6FyVP4Nc

>>81900371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c4_b5PHWg8

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>>81899276

>>81903326
feeling the years all of the sudden. it's kinda weird to explain to kids that people would try to sell you overpriced CDs over the television.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOsLdT4slsk

for the SoCal crowd

>>81900935
hahaha i remember that god damn ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP bit so well

fuck you shirley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Few8kJ0zfnY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-x-cCmzfzk

I'm sorry. I'm so very sorry.

>>81898921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsan7-HQCxc

>>81899276
Jesus Christ fucking baneposters. they take every chance they get to call someone a hothead

>>81905002
It's Giga Pudding all over again.

>>81900069
9/11

>>81904302
This was from the same era of wtf commercials that birthed the Burger King King.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KBXcpJfmj4

>>81904412
>HURTING others is worse than DYING

????????

>>81904664
3am and im crying watching this ad on 4chan

fuck me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyJcnYH6x3U

>>81905190
I miss that bastard. He could sell condoms to a Mexican.

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The Zyppah guy needs to be flayed alive and/or condemned to die by "the boats" (scaphism). Fucker sounds like some two bit pushy NYC street hustler you would punch in the face after hearing his pitch on some filthy trash strewn street.

Also, why the fuck does the zeepah ad now feature the Japanese cartoon representation of turd?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twhvtzd6gXA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMt2MK67-Qw

Essential cutekino

>>81905275
you ok anon? People don't usually get that worked up over incest

>>81905456
One of my favorite classic parodies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzRrgZUnbFY

>yeaahhh...it's Wentworth
>If you have a structured settlement
>and you need cash now
>call JG Wentworth
>877 CASH NOW
That fucking third rate boy band doing the ad now...that old JG Wentworth codger needs to escape from the home and kick their asses for being such fags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2jaJtj8FUM

>>81900935
what happened to her? did she end up fucked up like so many other child actors?

This ad is a miracle for it's longevity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IA5Cv_5-g8

Good times seeing it with cartoons growing up in the 80s and 90s. Ad was made in fucking 1969.

>>81905869
She got into politics as various goodwill ambassadors and protocol shit after Kissinger was impressed by her actually having a mind at a party. Cigarettes, however, fucked her up in the end as she died of COPD at age 85.

>>81900957
OH MY GOD

>whispers* "It's free real state" wink*

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>>81898921
holy fucking shit what

>>81899427
Pay me in cum?

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>>81900935
hot af when she got older

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4JzxG0cnpg

Lee Majors Bionic Hearing aid is a classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y12nmz6zbM

>it won't cost you six million dollars, but you'll think it's worth it
With the Lee Majors, the 6 Million dollar man, looking positively mummified-a waxed corpse in a suit-we are presented with a hearing aid that came out of a gum ball machine. Ad looks like it's from the 80's - old coot in bed with wife could have been in an ad for The Clapper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

>>81906485
Life alert really upped the ante.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nIUcRJX9-o

she grew up to be a qt

>>81906897
I was surprised when I saw this during /co/'s Every Simpsons Ever stream three years back.

Did you know that Abilify can turn you into a compulsive gambler? I picture some guy on the skids in Vegas, after loosing wife, family, and home to a roll of the dice after the demon drug Abilify, calling in desperation.

Fucking ambulance chaser lawyer ads get stranger by the day. Men growing breasts, surgical robots run amuck, hernia mesh...

>>81905000
great use of trips

At Northern Virginia Community College
You can get the power, you can get the knowledge
Knowledge now!
When you know NOVA, you know high tech with a personal touch
That's the attention that always means so much
Today's dreams, tomorrow's realties
NOVA knowledge now!

>bite bite, sip sip
>do the deep dish combo mambo
>for lunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTGxYNlqTvs

Too bad Trump deported these guys.

>>81898921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMnVmT8bRSE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qUv_FAL2jik

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FyqwEoAfhCc

Does anybody remember when the John Travolta movie, Swordfish, came on TBS for thexample first time?

In the commercial they started naming all the stars in the movie and then at the end they show a random guy from the movie and the voice over guy says, "and Tom Cruise's cousin"

I laughed so hard when I saw it. But I saw that commercial only once and apparently nobody else ever did causeverything people don't believe me when I tell them

>>81905294
They changed the name to "Nito."

WHAT ARE YOU DOING /tv/?
SITTING AROUND BANEPOSTIN ALL DAY
CALL
EVERST
DO IT

>>81899387
Don't they have like 2 or 3 different song commercials? The first one is the best

>>81898921
>Americans

I am diehard pro-capitalism, but I would literally NEVER even think about watching fucking commercials for pleasure.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Local commercial they play all the time by me. It's like they weren't even trying. They just turned on the camera and fucked around.

https://youtu.be/xzcohk67X0c

>>81908868
Some people watch it for for nostalgic purposes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9jI94CU4oE
Always makes me hungry and thirsty.

I don't think anything will ever top this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Uin2sINdQ

>>81899311
You triggered me with that one. Even seeing that road in the screencap reminds me of the first time I saw it.

>>81898921
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM
Brings back memories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kINEjEEOZmY

https://youtu.be/-DZyO2Yhl1M

the special effects, so kino, so godly

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>>81910871
makes The Void look pale in comparison

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>>81900744
>They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
>So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRsIrSm9Kaw

>>81898921

I'm not really a master of finances or anything, but isn't getting a loan to pay off other loans a really dumb idea?

>>81900744
>in America you take up a credit to buy a bike
Maybe Kim Yong Un is right after all...

>>81902887
>Keit-ai
Can someone give me a quick rundown?

>>81900446
>being so scared of collective bargaining you day one start brainwashing your workers

Really makes you think

>>81914828
not if the other loan has a lower interest rate and different payment plan. Not that these people getting these loans know that, they're still gonna get raped either way

>>81914828

yes but it temporarily stops the savage ass ravaging the first loan is going to give your life and credit rating

Its an endless circle, I have never done it but the people who do this are so bad with money that they pay of half other loan to relive some stress and then spend the rest of the money on something else

creating 2 incomplete debts

>>81898921
that one commercial with Song 2 by Blur as the background music :^)

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Bewts and pants and bewts and pants.

>>81914828

>get in trouble with first loan
>due to missedpayents your payback is higher and you can't affored it they also add fees and administration costs
>take out 2nd fresh loan and pay of 1st
>Apr might be better or it might not but you have no strikes or higher monthly payback or fines added
>say to your self I will live with in my means and pay this one off
>fuck it up again because you really wanted that 4k tv and you got a 10k loan to pay of your old 6k one

>>81910696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlMcpDfixoA

OOOH YEEEAAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSQVVHyvOZU

>>81898921

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe8d2W2Ma98

>>81898921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3XwTq_BPKM

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canadian kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA

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>>81898921
She was my puppet waifu

>>81899745
Gilbert Godfried hasn't voiced an Afflack commercial in nearly a decade. Apparently he made some remark that offended the nips and that was it for him.

>>81900446
>Believing management lies.
I hate having an "us versus them" mentality at work, but management really will lie to you to keep you under their control.

>>81916494
She was absolutely adorable.

>>81898921
>$5,000 loan payable in 84 monthly payments of $486.58

Every time

https://youtu.be/L37-3v7DyYs

>even VIP's need to VIPoo

what did she mean by this?

>>81916446

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fOm0fGx8wY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE

>>81904664
wasnt there a spoof of this where they fuck?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lquXGJ6Uimg

Fuckers took away my waifu after all the enthusiastic fanart the Internet responded with and shit. Cowardly suits had a good thing - the memes would have sold tons of insurance - but chickened out like MS with TayAI.

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>>81916932

they started selling this in the uk and I had to look up what the fuck it was

I understand the concept on how it works but in the uk we don't have the same level of toilet water they do in america

It creates a film trapping the smell and that would only work in american toilets where the basin is filled

It wouldn't work in this

This one never fails to make me laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-lCa5zNDP0

Fuck all the communists in this thread

>>81898921
WHATS THE INDIAN RAIN DANCE FOR 10,000% APR

>>81901170
>>"you call now"
>why don't you call if your so fucking hot, bitch.
THIS HOW WIFEBEATING HAPPENS

AFTER THE COMMERCIAL CUTS OUT, STRAIGHT TO THE MOON

>>81899387
Reminded me of this. Move your body! Karate!

https://youtu.be/LJSZ1TwjcsQ

>>81914780
>tripfag posting nonsense
gtfo

>>81918081
Martial artists produce kino commercials

https://youtu.be/I-KPkOyBie0

>>81898921
83*743.99=62495.16

hmm

CH-CH-CHIA

All those weird Erik Estrada real estate scam commercials I can't find anywhere

>>81899743
this >>81899743

>>81918403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAyXOhKv4RU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz1cee_94L4

As pure as kino can get.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8

I like how a lot of these songs are memes now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgkft2olapw

>>81899276
classic

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>>81918496

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR

>>81899583
oh god, that commercial was so good.

>>81918496

Christ what a terrible era for music

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>>81899276
YOU WILL CALL TODAY

>>81899276
ANOTHER SCORCHER

>>81904664

Man having a sister is nothing like that at all

>>81917105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg2j6EifRWo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-WAhdvygpE

>>81899792
This fucking shit pseudo-doc never blinks. I positive hes on meth.

>>81899387
Thanks for the high school memories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z_8biyPzhE

This is what got me into skateboarding and laser tag as a kid.

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>>81919296

>>81898921
Does this count as a commercial?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfadJj4d5K4

>>81919732
I think he's a tweaker they found in the alley behind the studio, cleaned up and dressed in scrubs, and put in front of the camera for the price of a dimebag.

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>>81898921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmBDeswu2dI

>>81916552
>Nearly a decade

I mean it was only... 6 years ago.

Shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqhLn76kCv0

>hey kid you wanna fly?
>you gotta buy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRwnQOS-7_Y

I was amazed to find this one again. That ratty negro pair of drug dealing shoes....

>>81919681
holy fuck nostalgia bomb. I used to love that commercial

>>81899387
That showed this shit every night on Cartoon Network throughout the night.
I know this song by heart.

>>81919247
i know, my sister and i after we haven't seen each other a while

>i missed you, you piece of shit.
>you guy, cunt whore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM

>>81898921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMw2Pt72J6I

This would not be allowed in the West. That the company is German makes it even sweeter.

>>81898921
They went out of business because people started figuring out they couldn't actually take you to court if you didn't pay

>>81898921

One of the all time greats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MuEtGPXLPI

>>81921002
>traditional white family

NOT ON MY WATCH

>>81903273
(((Kars4Kids)))
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kars4Kids

>>81920113
I had no idea this existed and I so fucking glad I do now.

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>>81903356
This is great

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>>81921157
fuck, this makes me remember when I went to Ireland and we'd go up and order a guinness and of course the barkeep would pour the first 4/5 of the pint, then put it on this shelf thing on the other side of the draught tap (the side the customers are on) in order to let it settle before pouring the rest of the pint. I had no idea they did this, so the barkeep would put them there and I'd grab em and walk away. The bartender kept mean mugging me when I did it and I had no idea why until I saw someone else go up, order one and wait for a full pint to be given to him.

I felt like such a god damn retard. Still cringe when I think about it.

hope you enjoyed my blog post

Canadian commercials are fucking retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY_2Lqohj70

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE4Rx8jDfjU

This next one is about how staying fit is important because one day you might need to be fit to run away from pedophiles or sex assault

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-hP-Q8pa8Q.

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>>81898921
What happened to the cute woman?
I'm also Native and I find Native Women highly attractive, yet there so scarce.

>>81919681
Shit, I remember pizza head.

>>81916446
>Naming your cat Jake

Least believable thing in that commercial tbqh

>>81903356
downloading this now, gonna float into a calmer dimension

>>81898921
Any Texasfags know Dream Cars Austin?
"In Scott Elder, dealer, for the people"

>>81922224
Quality ones are, sure. Plenty of junkies, drunks, whores, etc.

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>blocks your path

>>81923850
Well the ones you find aren't.
I love them.
I'd love to marry a Native and keep our ethnicity going.
But you are right, I'm a drunk Native American.

gordie dodd, local legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsQigUz6uq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNUbJk6e0Rg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw115lsDa3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cip0TY91sjI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rvTSj__P_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pITzb5ot-Is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDcRR4ApqeU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMXm3bO2dt8

>>81922157
>This next one is about how staying fit is important because one day you might need to be fit to run away from pedophiles or sex assault
am i being baited here?

Brilliant!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DPKf7y1F-Q

>>81924128
No, it's a PSA about that. Change the little girls for a creepy pedophile.

>>81924156
see>>81924128

>>81924156
your a dorable

>>81924189
>>81924233

You're not being baited you autist. It's an advert about that. Canada has disturbing PSAs like that.

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>>81898921
>Get up to $5000

HOWGH!

>>81898921
>>81899599
It's so unbelievable that ameripoors have the shamelessness to pretend that they're free, they suffer under a level of control and brutalisation that the most beaten down chinaman wouldn't take but because some of them make it they think they all will.

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>>81921653
thats pretty funny but knowing me i would probably have done the same thing

cant imagine what went through barkeeps head seeing some bloke steal away the half poured drink

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D5iu8u0aVWs

Anybody else grow up in the Tampa area during the 80s and 90s?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlfGCgC-gTw

>>81918593
Fuck it, I like that song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnh5sE74wzE

>>81900141
I audibly said "what the fuck" at the end.

>>81907732
cute

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>>81903356
>that trance x-files theme remix

>>81924530
The demographic for payday loans is generally dindus, retards too stupid to succeed in the information age, and crackheads. Low future time orientation means the aforementioned live like wild beasts, for the moment, so high interest never enters their mind.

It's amusing to imagine the target audience for the Wentworth etc. shit: Disabled with a hernia mesh, mesothelioma, footlong scar from a renegade DaVinci surgical robot - thus they go to Wentworth to get their settlement money all at once (all the better to piss through it on scratch off tickets and booze). Settlement runs out so it's time to hit up the Injuns for a usurious loan - then, that nice Tom Selleck has an AIG reverse mortgage to finance a few more years on earth.

>>81924294
>>81924189
>>81924156
>>81924128
>>81922157
Y'all are retarded if you actually think its about pedophiles. It's about keeping kids active & fit. It's tongue in cheek. God dammit there's no way people on /tv/ are this stupid.

>>81899933
Native Americans are the new merchants.

>>81926892
But if they do it it's beating the white man at (((his))) own game and thus noble irony.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH4XHwefPVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NFf2bcdJUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0RK-l97NHY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW1S2tsxVHg

>>81898921

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLBG3njVjmo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AhgiEuZkvk

Why are local commercials always so cheesy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gaym9UtH4Y

>>81898921
>116% apr
>pale face steal from us
>We steal from pale face
Its like pottery.

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This one made me realize I was into thicc-ness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFoGg_aJYkM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmucGPjBC10

Cutlery Corner is one of the most bizarre things I've stumbled across in my life. It was 4:00am in 2013 and my TV was left on Comedy Central while I was doing drugs with friends in my parent's house (they were out) and when we went to my room to listen to music we saw this and thought it was a Tim and Eric sketch immediately; but it just kept going. and going. and going.

We looked it up and to our horror/amazement it was real, and somehow despite being around for what seems forever (they have stuff from the early 90s) almost nobody knew about them apparently, with their videos garnering barely a few hundred or sometimes just sub-100 views. Their YouTube has THOUSANDS of HOURS long infomercials and even fucking LIVESTREAMS them.

>>81929259
Ah, yes the infamous Knife Show. Crazy hillbilly Tom O'Dell sounding like he's in a drunken stupor as he sets up, and occasionally knocks over, 100s of prime Chinese knives. Watched it often late night on DirecTV infomerical channels - very entertaining.

This incident is infamous for it's hilarity, stupidity, and wtf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m47NiCAfLLg

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[Frying pan intensifies]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyXFN4ocN_o

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>>81919296

>>81899854
It's state by state. Some states actually have serious legal caps on interest rates, but a lot don't. Plus, Indian tribes are outside most of this shit because they get to have their own laws.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlHPwqpKP-Q

>>81898921
>116.73% interest

U•S•U•R•Y

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WILKENS MOTHER FUCKING COFFEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOKms5mlGEU

>>81924711
Centraal Beheer ads are commercialkino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wkyTaSIotY

>>81905002
Brutal.

>>81905002
>come cocos

come>eat
cocos> ??

>>81932164
Coconut-eater's one loose way of translating it

BLING JEWRY AND TINGS.

>IF YOU DON'T TELL, WE WON'T TELL
what did they mean by this?

https://youtu.be/UY4AEzGQRNE

>>81915174
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>81899963
We call them 'Oldies' now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvDUx-RWJxw

This guy died last Christmas from cocaine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItMo73-BSB4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9ntO9Fd_s
this creepy ad from when I was young

Why all the mesothelioma ads now? I thought we got rid of asbestos.

>>81916932
>the way the director goes in before she's even out of the bathroom and tries to smell her shit

full on Jew

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>It's a "every Canadian drives their kids to hockey practice at 5am saturday morning in a pickup truck and stops off for Tim's along the way" commercial
>It's a "Canadians LOVE the cold, or Canadians are tough just because" commercial
>It's a "Canadian bank or cable company has an interracial couple front and center" commercial

Why are Canadian commercials so dismal?

>>81934572
Lot of old fucks probably have it form working in contaminated buildings. The elementary school I went to only got rid of it's asbestos in 2012.

>>81934572
Lots of old fucks lingering from the old days. Also, lots of asbestos still out there-from steam pipe insulation to flooring-so meso will live on. It's part of why trade jobs are a meme, unless you want to drown in your own lungs.

>>81903356
tfw you made a bunch of rap beats sampling this since your parents were nu age hippies and it was one of like 3 cds in the house.

Another was the soundtrack to amadeus. I still make raps too. What fucking year is it and how old am I?

>>81900744
Right in the nostalgia.