Are you ready for the greatest love story ever told? George

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>>81870367
you just KNOW

>>81870367

Why would brother and sister, date?

>>81870598
They aren't related.

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it's bound to happen

>>81870616
Yes they are

Would be perfect if she really turned to the Dark Side and dominated his twink ass.

I really want them to go with Rey turning to the dark side and maybe Kylo turning back to the light. They'll never do it, but I'd sing their praises forever if they did.

>>81870673
Proof?

wtf i love disney now

>>81870739

>Mary sue
>having character development

she's about to tell luke how to save the force without any training.

>>81870739
Judging from the new promotional material of Kylo and the trailer, it seems like he is definitely going to have a redemption arc.

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>>81870367
>>81870596
>>81870632
>>81870698
>>81870739
>>81870766
Remember, guys. This is Disney and the STRONK WYMEN narrative. Rey will remain a virgin. Kylo will be Draco Malfoy 2.0. Finn will get interracial with the Asian chick.

Reylo is the patrician choice of shipping

>>81870836
It seems obvious that it's going to happen yet you get banned for mentioning it on the Jedi Council Forums.

>>81870834
>Finn will get interracial with the Asain chick
Won't China ban it there if that happens?

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>>81870906
>ship drama

>>81870940
Didn't some country ban Beauty and the Beast already, because of implied faggotry? So Disney won't give a fuck.

>>81870976
>So Disney won't give a fuck
TFA made like half its money in China

>>81870976
Yeah Malaysia. But China is literally the biggest market to sell a movie to so I think they might care more about them then they do about Malaysia.

>>81870940
isn't she like vietnamese or something? maybe they think they won't care if the actress isn't chinese

>>81870940
>>81871002
(from mentalfloss.com)
>1. GHOSTBUSTERS (2016)
Although Paul Feig’s Ghostbusters reboot will be released in U.S. theaters this evening, the movie will not get a release in China due to the ghosts and other supernatural beings that appear in the film. The Chinese government and its censorship guidelines oppose any movies that "promote cults or superstition." Sony even attempted to skirt this issue by changing the title from Ghostbusters to what roughly translates to "Super Power Dare Die Team" for Chinese audiences. Clearly, it didn’t work.

>The Last JEDI
>Jedis are an actual cult in the Britains
>yfw TLJ will be banned just based on its title alone

>>81871002
Like Disney cares... they make most of their money from the parks. With the new Star Wars themed one they will be able to milk cash out of manchildren for the foreseeable future.

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>>81870940
Where's that pic of boyege in china premear of the movie pic

>>81870940
Not as long as he speaks Chinese.

Tbh if they go with Reylo in VIII and IX, I'm going to forgive Disney all his SJW and feminist shit they're soiled Star Wars with.

>>81870598
>>81870673
When will people give up that shitty theory?

>>81870367
>>81870596
>>81870632
How can I unsee Severus Snape in all of these pics?

>>81870367
>Are you ready for the greatest love story ever told?

But we already have documentaries of Eva and Adolf

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>>81870367
>>81870596
>>81870632
>greatest love story ever told
>le good and evil falling in love
>redemption arc!
>muh bad boy sees the light
Whatever fuels your Asperger, kids

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>>81871443
Are you saying that you don't want redemption for this?

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>>81870367
>"Don't be afraid, I feel it too."

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>>81871492
No. I don't. It'll just be forgotten within weeks anyway. You're acting like this shit will be memorable for ages. This is nuStarWars we're talking about

>>81871443
> not getting advatange of the most popular pairing
> not making the most cash-grab kind of romance
They'd be idiots if they don't exploit the shit out of this.

>>81871594
How popular is Reylo in the real world?

>>81871572
>muh lack of empathy
kys nihilist scum

>>81871677
If I recall one of the most popular pairings in tumblr. Also some actress ships it too.

>>81871677
Not even as close to as popular as Ponn.

>>81871677
Hard to tell. Most real life people don't care about shipping either way. No one in my family would care if Reylo happened, if it was done well they'd probably accept and even like it.

>>81870367
aren't they cousins?

>>81871719
Ponn is popular on tumblr, not the same thing as real life. Normies saw Finn and Poe as bros and nothing more.

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>>81871762
Maybe. Maybe not.

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tumblr wants rey to be a lesbian.

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>>81871727
Be honest. Do you think your average nu-SW fan remembers Kylo Ren's name? I'm sure in the next movie they have to do an (((EXPOSITION))) scene where Rey tells Luke about 'Kylo Ren' and there will be a flashback to when they fought in TFA...

SEPPUKU ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>81871683
>muh lack of empathy
>kys nihilist scum
Tumblr would be a more suitable place for you, anon. Its not that I lack empathy, its the fact that if they just throw them into a relationship without building chemistry over several films instead of haphazardly giving the excuse of "Ren wanting to find balance in the force like Rey!" in the end of the next movie, it would just all feel forced

>inb4 b-but that interrogation scene in TFA
I would hardly call that a touching moment

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>>81871818
if fucks like this end up influencing the direction of the story i'm going to hate disney more than i already do.

i will forgive them for everything if they do reylo and shut these people up forever.

>>81871851
i wouldn't worry about it desu. the kinda people that loudly virtue signaling about 'problematic ships' are always a vocal minority, even within the minority of people that care about ships at all

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>>81870367
>>81870596
>>81870632
>this man
>being the male love interest in anything

>>81871902
He is a love interest in almost everything he plays anon.

>>81871849
>first film she hates him/they form a connection
>second film she develops compassion and empathy for him/their connection grows
>third film she loves him

anakin x padme went from a cute romance to him force choking out his pregnant wife in 3 movies. a time skip is also possible between 2 and 3. it's not that hard to pull off, anon.

in guardians of the galaxy (another disney classic) gamora and star lord go from trying to kill each other at first to being in love at the end in the span of a single movie. a lot can happen.

>>81871902
I know everyone hates on his honker of a nose but those ears make him look like fucking Quark.

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>>81871902
he looks so ugly there but really handsome in an unconventional way in 7

>>81871330

Shitty theory? they literally ripped off Jaina and Jacen, how the hell is that a theory, they did a 1 for 1 story beat of previous Lucas ideas, which went into the EU which they then bulldozed so they could use it in the movies.

I'm not sure Disney will allow Kylo to turn to the light side after killing Han. Like I think it's a step to far to then go on to make him a lovable good guy.

Most likely he's just gonna do a Vader and redeem himself last second by helping kill the fetus hologram sith lord.

And come on, it's Disney, if she's gonna fuck anyone it's gonna be the black guy.

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>>81871942
>guardians of the galaxy (another disney classic)
>a three year old Marvel movie
>loves dance offs and nu Star Wars
Well that makes perfect sense

>>81870906
They do seem suspiciously against it...

>>81871983
>what is lighting and makeup

>>81872015
Leaks say that Finn gets with the new asian girl. Also John Bodega said that the romance in the new movies is not going to go the way you think.

>>81871902
Kathleen Kenney cast him because she liked him in GIRLS, a role where pretty much all he does is act borderline psyhotic, throw tantrums and have rough sex with his girlfriend. With occasional moments of him being good to show that deep down he's just a lonely, fucked up guy that wants to be loved.

>>81872023
i was being sarcastic about it being a classic. my point is that 2 movies is plenty of time for rey to go from hating kylo to loving him if they choose to do it.

>>81872073
That makes sense. They haven't really been pushing the asian female-black male thing that much yet.

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>>81871983
don't bully kylo you guys :(

his dad just died and the girl he likes hates him

>>81872121
Also he does look like the son of Han Solo, right?

>>81872073
What leaks? And John Boyega definitely slipped that his character will have romance, so I think it's a safe bet to say that Finn x Rose is the new thing. Also, because it's interracial it's basically a given. Fucking DISNEY...

>>81872015
He will have that boring fucking arc where he is just an obstacle until he redeems himself by kamikaze. FUCK YOU, DISNEY!

>>81871818
If Rey is a lesbian I GIVE UP! I don't want sjw propaganda in my movies...

>>81872121
Sounds like she wanted him to drive her, if you know what I mean. ;)

>>81872015
Kylo's redemption is the only way that Han's death isn't meaningless. Plus how tragic for Leia is he doesn't come back to the light, right?

>>81872121
yeah but will he eat ass in star wars too

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>>81872229
>In an interview with Variety, Boyega was questioned about the “developing romance” between his renegade stormtrooper Finn and Daisy Ridley‘s Rey. He was asked, “How is that romance evolving in the next chapter?” and he shot down the entire notion that anything like that had even happened in the film.

“I mean, we didn’t establish a romance in seven; we never played it that way. Daisy and I, we’re friends.”

>“Yes, Finn and Rey – they’re just friends. Finn is a storm trooper, so he doesn’t really know what’s going on. So the romance thing is something that’s going to be interesting in the next installment. It’s not going to go the way you think it’s going to go.”

>>81872015
A step too far? Really? Look at all the shit Anakin did. Even HE wasn't considered beyond redemption.

It's way more meaningful if Han's death is actually the turning point and where Kylo finally starts to doubt Snoke's teachings. At least his death will mean something and have something good come out of it.

What's the point if Han and Leia both die and their son just stays evil and is never redeemed and gets defeated in the end? Leia believed there was still light in her son and she wasn't wrong. She was just wrong about who the person to guide him back to the light in the end would be. It's going to be Rey.

>>81872278
I don't see how she could cast him based on that role and not have some kind of romance or relationship in mind.

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>>81872299
he'll eat rey's ass but it will happen off screen because it's disney

>>81872505
The porn parodies will be glorious.

>>81872485
Yeah, she definitely had a romance in mind.
Just not an on-screen one.

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>>81872368
Wow, that animal they're riding looks cute. I hope they keep it that way and it's not cgi. I like the stop motion Tauntauns in V and I'm sure with today's technology they can make them animatronics or some shit. From all the leaks it seems Finn's story will be taken into the underworld of the SW universe. Kinda like he is the new Han Solo. Rey is probably going to replace Luke, so Luke will die.

Here's a cool location for you guys in pic related.

>>81872601
does the casting couch work both ways?

>>81872703
>Rey is probably going to replace Luke, so Luke will die.

Maybe that's why Mark's been acting butthurt in interviews lately.

>>81872776
its like lucas said, its always been the story of the skywalkers.

>>81872835
he also said SW is about loving people. he doesn't know what he's saying.

>>81872435
I don't remember Anakin killing his father, one of the most loved characters in all of film.

And I fully expect him to be redeemed, I even said it in the post, I just don't think he will turn to the light side and become part of the hero cast to then spend a movie as a good character. It will happen at the very end of the trilogy before we get a chance to see him "become a good character", but still having redeemed himself.

>>81870906
Kek I got banned from there because I was preaching the truth. The mods there sure do love to censor people they don't agree with. And over a fucking movie lol.

i dont really understand this pairing

is it cause they're the only young attractive people in the movie? finn is a chimp so not much happening there.

>killed Han Solo
>implying there is any way to redeem him

>>81872938
No. Its just that tumblr has a fetish for school shooters.

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>>81872938
Apologize.

>>81872867
I think it might be a little more complicated than that because of the bond him and Rey have. And Carrie Fisher said "Rey is very forgiving” in response to a question about whether Rey would befriend any of the dark-side characters in TLJ. Then she immediately starts talking about how Ben is an asshole but that her and Han both neglected him.

>>81870367
>Strong white female tames autistic, edgy white male

#SLAYYYYYY

#Raylo4ever

>>81872721
You better believe it.

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>>81873131
poe is objectively the most handsome.

>>81873044
In all fairness if school shooters were getting laid there would at least be slightly less school shootings

>rey will never force massage your balls while she blows you

>>81873179
lel

>>81873206
>time traveling pimp helps to prevent school shootings
fund it

>>81873198
But he'll never meet Rey, she only knows about his existance but never saw him.

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>>81873179
I'm sure a girl like that will come for you one day, anon. Don't lose hope.

>>81873228
That's true. Not sure why tumblr always considers them a trio. She'll end up with Finn or Kylo or nobody depending on how big Disney's balls are.

Can Kylo really be redeemed at this point?
At best he'll get life in prison
Or he'll die so he doesn't actually have to deal with the consequences of his actions

>>81872776
>>Rey is probably going to replace Luke, so Luke will die.
>Maybe that's why Mark's been acting butthurt in interviews lately.
Yes. He thought he's gonna get back to the role and the old characters will reunite. Bad news for you, Mark. They just want the old cast be done with so they can start milking this series with an all new DIVERSE cast. They will literally kill of any good straight white males in the series. Just wait and see. Also, Poe is not white.

i want her to be blacked and knocked up so thats all these white cucks go out and buy their mulatto SW baby figurine

Will we get Reylo kiss?

True love is the strongest force after all desu

Rey's parents have already been leaked. Rey is the daughter of a force tree.

>>81873452
>not "a fucking tree"
You had one job, anon

>>81873452

>Twins, one male, one female
>Just like Luke and Leia
>The female "discovers" the Force at a place that becomes known as the "Force Tree"
>The female twin founds the Jedi Order
>The male twin is evil and kills the female.
>Before she dies she makes a prophecy that she will return as The One
>Meanwhile Darth Sidious creates Anakin Skywalker to be a false prophet / golem type creation
>The Jedi are fooled into thinking he's The One
>The Jedi only realize their mistake too late.
>Anakin destroys almost all the Jedi
>Luke tries to redeem his evil father who literally slaughtered children.
>Rey is born and she is the perfect reincarnation of The One. Flawless in every way.
>She finds Luke Skywalker, who now just like his evil father, wants to destroy the Jedi Order

Rey will stop Luke's plans, restore order to the galaxy, and will destroy the dark side. She will also bring about the rise of the new Jedi order as predicted by Supreme Leader Snoke in TFA.

Rey being the reincarnation of The One explains why she is such a Mary Sue in TFA. She's literally a perfect super being.

The entire Star Wars saga is now about how women are good and men are evil.

The women are all leaders (Padme, Leia, Rey, Mon Mothma)

The men are all drawn to the dark side (Anakin, Palpatine, Snoke, Kylo)

tl: dr = Men are bad, women are good. Thanks Kathleen Kennedy!

>>81873573
>Rey will stop Luke's plans, restore order to the galaxy, and will destroy the dark side

god damn is there anything women cant do?

>>81870367
kylos light sabre would be awesome without the extra guard bits. they should've just made it like a regular blade just with a cracked crystal etc

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>>81873389
I hope so anon.

>>81873452
I am Groot?

>>81873682
it's not a guard. they're extra vents bc the crystal he uses is unstable or some shit.

>>81873573
>inb4 Disney hides behind the blatant sexism by saying b-but Captain Phasma's female!

>>81870596
wheres the FUCKIN pasta lads?

>>81873573
It sort of makes sense to me that women would be stronger with the force
Considering the force comes from emotion

Also I feel like women just like Mary sue characters more than we do. We want them nuanced and complex. They like to self insert as the perfect girl everyone loves.

I get nothing out of rey but she isn't written for us.

>>81871902
he looks alright when his ears are covered

>>81873954
eh you got characters like jack reacher on the other hand, so it's not like nuance and internal struggle rules the day on this side of the fence either. desu id say most of the media-consuming public in general doesn't notice or care much about nuance in their characterization.