Is CSPAN's "Washington Journal" kino? I don't

Mad Money is better

>Hi, am I on the air?
>Yep... you're on the air.
>.... FUCK.

>>81863798
It is kino, yes. It actually shows what is on "Real Americans'" (TM) minds. Remember that these people vote.

>>81863798
it's actually pretty good and chill, yeah

can be boring sometimes but also some great interviews

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>having cable
>having time to watch cable

>>81863830

Kino every time.

>>81863852
>>81863798
y'all soundgay, watch out cause I'm gonna caall

>>81863798
CSPAN is unironically based

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No links at all?

https://youtu.be/pBMG9fivM5I

sounds like a waste of time desu

but I could listen to /our president/ call in all day

>somebody's doing the raping, don
TV history

>>81864167
>>81863798

I didn't realize so many people called in to CSPAN to talk about cocks.

Ashman T. Baggah
>Assman Teabagger

this is kino OP, thx for turning me onto it

>>81863798
Probably the best unscripted comedy on television.

>>81863830
I love that vid

>>81864167

>CINDY SIMON ROSENTHAL

You Can Not EVER Make This Shit Up.

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>>81863798
Here's some public tv prank call kino:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPr7Tu27-4

>>81864356
Sauce on vid>?

>>81864167
Dude pretending to be paki-aussie... waiting for punchline... oh wait, hes just rambling.

You can't tell if its real or not one call to the next! Kino!

C-SPAN unironically has a segment that has people call in to share their favorite website
>This should go well

If you listen to enough of these compilations, you start to recognize some frequent callers.
https://youtu.be/3lTmQUYiRhU
https://youtu.be/S7EJivXoDQw
https://youtu.be/_t80_r8kZd8
https://youtu.be/lavlYSm6xKA

Why do so many of them ask about Howard Stern's penis?

>>81864167
>...war against the robots
>C-SPAN guy just going along with it cuz why not

A M A Z I N G

>>81864422
see >>81864462
there's so many on YT. I had no idea that CSPAN got pranked so hard and so often

"Jed" seems to call in alot

>>81864167
Why do women never fucking make prank calls?

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more kino, MOMMY edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufDKGnUG8W0

>>81864484
>And if the homo sapiens didn't place them here, who did?
>Possibly some sort of deity

my fkn sides senpai

>>81863830
>thanks.

OFFICIAL C-SPAN PROGRAMMING POWER RANKING

1.) PM's Questions
2.) BookTV from a Southern or Western book festival
3.) The WH "Daily Spicer Meltdown" Briefing
4.) any history feature (First Ladies, Civil War)
5.) BookTV from Midwest book festival
6.) Debates and Moderated Forums
7.) Joint Congressional Hearings
8.) Senate Hearings with Celebrity or Random Nutcase
9.) Washington Journal
10.) Dinners and Galas
...
9001.) BookTV from New York or Boston or D.C.
9002.) Unmoderated Speeches
9003.) Interviews with academics
9004.) Panels on national security
...
900000000001.) The endless supply of Heritage Foundation events talking about tax reform
900000000002.) BookTV from the Reagan or Nixon library

>>81864634
why didn't they cut him off? talk about amateur hour. honestly, making that poor girl listen to that creep, what were they thinking?

>>81863798
I remember a caller who was baneposting.

>>81863798
Yes.
Also GRETA BEST GIRL

>>81864682
Holy cow anon, is this pasta? How do you know so many CSPAN shows?

>>81864484
That's the best part. As long as you don't cuss or aren't obviously pranking they'll hear you out no matter how crazy you are.

>>81864734

I'm just a True American who does my civic duty and watches a lot of CSPAN

>>81864682
PM question is legit my favorite shit on television. British MPs put Comedy Central roasts to shame.

>>81864734
>he doesn't spend all of his free time watching c-span

>>81864682
inspired to tune in more now, keep posting some classic calls

>>81864682
>>81864826
PRIME MINISTEEER

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>>81864729
Whatever happened to Libby?

>>81865034
https://youtu.be/_t80_r8kZd8

>>81864167
>Does Howard Stern have a -

What was he gonna ask?

>>81865094
Got a job as a full time correspondent for AJAM, but they went under and now I think she works for the Washington Post.

>>81865169

underage confirmed

>>81865249
Nigga are you serious?

>>81865286
>>81865286

in the mid-2000s it was a popular to prank call shows/stuff like this asking what they thought about the size of Howard Sterns penis.

>>81863798
>very dull and staid journalists/academics/politicians) struggle to form responses to rants and bizarre "questions" from actual lunatics
KEK

>>81864703
It's cool, she laughed.

>>81864923

You should at least have it on background when nothing else is going on, anything less is basically treason

Does public access on cable still exist? All I ever see is religious programs on the lower channels now

>>81867412

Move to a big city or college town.

Also, it sucks.

>>81867446
Damn. I have charter

Yesterday they were talking about math on npr and a real we wuz kangs guy called in to tell them moors invented algebra and not arabs

>>81867412
Public access TV is pretty much dead now. It was fun back when it wasn't intentionally "ironic," and it was made using basic tools by very dedicated, often nutty locals.

>>81863798
Protip: those are actual American citizens with real concerns and those aren't "journalists," much less "staid".

Liberal fuck.

>>81863817
mad money is on cnbc you uncultured swine

>>81864418
Surprisingly weak and unfunny. 2/10 because he looks like Bernie.

>>81863798

>Hello?

yes hello, you're on C-SPAN

>yes, thank you sir. My name is Ichbad Von Nutsack

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Who will play Brian Lamb in the inevitable "The Social Network"-style biopic on the founding and rise of C-SPAN?

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Someone post Buzz Aldrin exposing ayy lmao's on CSPAN

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>tfw the hosts get nervous and reach for the button just in case

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>>81863830
>was about to post this
>it's the second post in the thread
I love this board

>>81863798
A friend who lives in Scranton, PA says there's a local version of this that is pure kino.

>>81867731
John Voight?

>>81863798
>tfw I can't tell if someone is trolling or legit crazy
What the fuck is that triforce shit about?

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>>81863798
post more paintable memes you dip