HOWDY DOO THIS IS PETER MCALISTER THE FAAAATHER I'D LIKE

Unironically my favorite movie to watch around Christmas along with It's A Wonderful Life, Charlie Brown, the Grinch and Die Hard 2.

Home Alone 2 >>>>>>>>>>>> Home Alone

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>>81863098
Yes, sir. You'll need a major credit card upon check-in.

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>>81863175
CREDIT CARD?

YOU GOT IT

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>>81863098
Are Marv and Harry the most durable men in any movie not featuring blatant superhumans?

>>81863237
That scene where you see him as a skeleton literally gave me nightmares as a kid.

Also did anyone else find Home Alone more and more difficult to watch as they got older? Like when you're young, the slapstick is hilarious, when you're older and have been through more physical pain, it begins to feel like you're watching Saw. That scene where he's stepping on the Christmas tree decorations in his bare feet? No fucking thank you.

>>81863393
Pesci's yells of pain are far too hilarious to find disturbing

>>81863504
Personally a fan of Marv's glorious spider-face scream.

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>>81863504
Harry falling off the ladder always kills me

The brief sound of triumph as he jumps then OOOOAAAAHHH

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>Haaaaweeeeee

>HAAAAAAWWWEEEEEE

>>81863826
>takes multiple bricks to the head

That jew was sure hard to kill

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

THIS CAT THEY'RE TALKIN' ABOUT I WONDER WHOOO COULD IT BEEE?

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>>81863956
HOUSEKEEPING

>>81863956
GET OUT OF HERE YOU NOSEY LITTLE PRICK OR IMMA SLAP YOU SILLY

My parents are in Florda and I'm in New York!

My parents are in Florida...and I'm in New York...

*eyebrow wiggle*

>>81863956
As a kid I kept thinking he was hitting his fists together, downward like hammering a nail.

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We're the Sticky Bandits!

TWO?
MAKE IT THREE...
I'M NOT DRIVING

3 and 4 are cancer. they should make a horror movie with adult kevin

DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU'VE BEEN SMOOCHIN' WITH EVERYBODY!

SNUFFY, AL, LEO, LITTLE MOE WITH THE GIMPY LEG, CHEEKS, BONY BOB, CLIFF...

>>81864231
They did but it was a short.

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>>81863159

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>>81864238
It's a lie!

>>81863393
>Rat kike haunting your dreams

wew lad

>>81863393
Marv stepping on the nail in Home Alone is the fucking worst.

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>>81864150

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caption this

>>81863393
>>81864469
>the ornaments on bare feet
>the nail through feet
FUCK

>>81864504
Brave citizen in beanie attempts to thwart public menace

>>81863956
AH

THE HIDEOUS CAP

THE HIDEOUS CAP

>>81864627
Fuck, I'd forgotten that one.

Snakes? Snakes? Snakes? I dont know no snakes.

CANDY STORES

>>81863159
Completely agree with everything except the part about non Home Alone movies

Buzz. Your girlfriend. Woof.