>That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you

>>81862151
>15 years ago this was allowed in a movie
When did it all change?

Can people please stop posting this shitty meme that there was "problematic" dialogue in Spider-Man? There wasn't and it's dumb. You attribute dumb, right wing, racist, homophobic opinions to characters and then everyone clap clap laugh laugh. It's fucking stupid. Stop.

>>81862211
>15 years ago
The point when they started farming Cape movies for easy money

>tfw you experienced an era where homophobia was acceptable
the times have changed for shit lads

>>81862350
t. reddit

You're going NOWHERE

>>81862151
in the uncut version spiderman's costume design had a penis hole so he had his penis sticking out erect and proud but this was edited out to secure a pg-13 rating

>>81862443
It also had assless chaps

>>81862350
Actually I think its pretty funny. A lot of them have made me laugh quite heartily

>>81862416
I call people fags to their face and they don't do shit
The trick is to not be a skinny beta male and care what fags think

>>81862350
Nah.

By the way, anyone have the one with Uncle Ben looking into the camera and talking about the day of the rope or some shit?

>>81862421
>You're going, Ngo Uwere
Africans weren't very pleased with this segregating dialogue

@81862350

Leaf detected

>>81862519
>BONESAW

Why did Raimi attribute invention of the saw to bone-white European peoples when he knows damn well Africans came up with it?

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>>81862518

>You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "The White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant.
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."

>>81862532
Canada is one of the most racist countries in the developed world you stupid nigger. Quit letting /int/ memes colour your perception of reality, go ten outside of the minority containment cities with even a touch of darkness in your skin and you'll never be found.

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>>81862594
That's the one. In tears right now. Thanks senpai.

>I offered you friendship... and you spat in my face like a filthy fucking nigger

Some of the dialogue in this movie is indeed a little on the problematic side.

>>81862594
>and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong
kek

>>81862509
they can tell you have autism and they don't want to trigger an episode

>>81862350
This post is funny because OP's line is actually in the movie.

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>>81862594
Never fails to get me

>>81862350
This whole meme got started because that line is actually in the movie dumbass. I was in the thread when it became a meme.

>>81862151
>>That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you

You obviously watched the censored version on television.
Raimi was really pushing the limits.

>>81864834
What was the Director's Cut version?

>>81862594
>and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night

kek

Anyone got the "he looked Italian"one?

>>81862211
9/11 + 1 year or so

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>>81862594
Where's the J Jonah Jameson one?

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>>81866221
>He was White Peter
>All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act, and one of my own gets me.
>Was I wrong boy?
>Uncle Ben-he-he looked Italian
>Oh Peter, thank you
>[Uncle Ben dies smiling]

>>81862151
>>That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you? I hope not, because faggots go to hell.

Yeesh, at least get the quote right.

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>>81867033
>I remember 9/11. Sat right at that window and watched people on the top floor take swan dives. Took bets on how many would wind up looking like a spilled lasagna. I shit you not... I was only two jumpers away from winning the office pool. Then the damn thing collapsed. Anyway, let's get back to Spider-Man.

>>81867089
Thank you kindly.

>>81867089
fucking gold

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>nigger nigger nigger nigger, nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger?
jesus raimi

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gonna dump all the rentposting/benposting I have

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>Did Edison sleep before he turned on the light? Did Marconi sleep before he turned on the radio? Did Beethoven sleep before he wrote the 5th?

>Did Himmler sleep before he turned on the gas chambers?

>Ah, Rosie, I love this boy!

Why did Peter don the nigger suit again?

>Harry, please, just look at her! You think a woman like that is sniffing around because she likes your personality?
>They're all beautiful, until they're snarling after your trust fund like a pack of ravening wolves. A word to the "not-so-wise" about your little girlfriend. Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast

Whoa Norman Osbourne red pilled as fuck

Raimiposting was probably the last good /tv/ meme

>>81867238
everyone else takes the time to post something mildly humorous and this is the best you could come up with?

>>81862151
What is wrong with his husband making a cute outfit for him? are you homophobic?

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>>81867365
This one is my favorite.

>>81867324
>inshallah brother
Fucking kek

>>81867433
Holy shit.

>>81867596
if only someone could replace the date

>call me... the holocaust
>ah jeese kid couldn't you name yourself after something real

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>These guys, Goldberg and Cohen, they probably deserved what happened. Scratch that, they most definitely did. But just because you can beat them up, doesn't give you the right to not finish the job. Next time, after you exercised your civic privileges, exercise your civic responsibility and report them to your local officer, Pete. Remember: with great white power, comes great white responsibility.
>Are you afraid I’m going to turn into some kind of liberal? Quite worrying about me, okay? Something’s different, I’ll figure it out. Stop lecturing me please
>I don’t mean to lecture and I don’t mean to preach… and I know I’m not your Fuhrer –
>THEN STOP PRETENDING TO BE!

>>81862350
Bait bait man, noice!

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>>81862151
>couple hours ago
>randomly think of this scene
>make up some inane dialog to accompany it and chuckle to myself
>log in to 4chan
>check /tv/
>see this thread

>>81867433
>he wanted Uncle Ben's, I can only assume based in his race

Literally in tears right now

>>81864605
Can I get your autograph?

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>>81868906
>>log in to 4chan

>try to force reverse Raimi posting
>never takes off

Memes are hard

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>Bernard: [to Harry, upon his refusal to aid Peter] If I may, sir. I've seen things in this house I've never spoke of.
>Harry Osborn: What are you trying to tell me?
>Bernard: The night your father died, I... I cleaned his anus. The dildo that pierced his colon came from his accoutrement of sex toys. I-I know you're trying to defend your father's honor, but there is no question that he died by his own deviant pleasures. I gaped out your father, as I've gaped out you, Harry. As I've gaped out your friends.

>>81862416
>t. reddit
But reddit would love this meme. That anon clearly hates it, so why would he be a redditor?

>>81867310
Know thine enemy.

>>81867406
i was literally paralyzed from laughter from this one

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>>81862151
I must be really high, cuz from the thumbnail I thought it was a black woman, bent over and looking to her right toward some in spandex.

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>Venom: Hey, Parker.
>Spider-Man: My God, Eddie!
>Venom: Ooh, my cock is stiffening. [grabbing Mary Jane] If you know what I'm talking about.
>[Venom knocks Spider-Man down into a black web and binds his wrists to it.]
>Spider-Man: We can find a way to settle this.
>Venom: You're so right. I'm thinking cuckoldry. Kinda like how you cucked me. Do you remember? Do you remember what you did to me? You hired six niggers to gangbang my girl. Now I'm gonna make yours BLACKED. How's that sound, tiger?

Wow, Venom truly was evil!

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>Of course I've got good aim. Watch, I'm gonna bean this 747 right in the cockpit window
>Quit bitching, he's in the air what's he gonna hit up there?

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>Wh...where am I? This suit...I'm black now? Well, I never knew my father and the cops hate me so I guess I was halfway there already.

I know Spiderman is a joker but this is a little far.

>>81864605
>I was in the thread when it became a meme.
were you not embarrassed to type that out?

>>81869217

i saw that too

but in my case i know i'm really high

>>81869218
kek

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>Little something I whipped up at Buchenwald, Spidey!

Wooooow...

>>81867569
I like these subtle ones. There was another one from Spider-Man 2 when they're brining peters body on the train and one of the civilians is like
>he's just a kid. No older than my wife's son

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>>81862594
Never watched the movie but I really hope this is real

>>81867089
I'm Italian and I don't get it

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>Gunshots keep leaving niggers dead
>And just like Hitler I won't tol-er-ate the Reds
>Marxim's not for me
>No, I ain't gonna stop the Jews from complainin'
>I'm freeeeeee
>To distribute Zyklon...
>BEEEEEEEEEE

How did they get Burt Baccarat to rerecord this?

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>Listen Peter, I'm sorry you didn't get the scholarship but we've got quotas to fill. Yeah you had the best test scores, but that's just because you have white privilege. You don't know how hard it is to study when you're a poor black kid in the ghetto.
>But Mr. Stark! Jerome's family are millionaires, my aunt barely makes enough money to keep a roof on our heads!
>You keep that alt-right bullshit on the internet where it belongs. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to prep Pepper Pott's bull.

>>81869499
Its saying italians arent white you spaghettinigger

>>81869202
>>81867406
I don't get it. Is goblin saying it to aunt may or is she listening to her fuehrer say it or is she saying it?

>>81869509
kek

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>Y'all niggas need 2 chill wit dis talkin shit, feel me? Oriental bitch up here talkin bout spidera n shit sheeeeit I ain't the nigga bout to get bit, goddamn muthafucka know what I'm sayin'? Anyway, any yall niggas see sum Dees white bitches tryin to flip that C into an A tell them to come see that nigga wit DAT D ha ha yall know what I'm sayin.

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>30,000 years of evolution and niggers still haven't invented the wheel

I don't get it, this has nothing to do with Green Goblin or his experiment, why would he say this?

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>Norman: What do you want from me?
>Green Goblin : To say what you won't, to do what you can't, to destroy those who stand in your way!
>[Norman slowly turns to look at the newspaper. The headline reads "Explosion at uptown synagogue kills 9, injures 23"]

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>Ah, Dr. Connor's student. He tells me you're brilliant.
>[ Peter smiles, flattered ]
>He also tells me you're as lazy as a nigger on Martin Luther King day.

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>>81869764

>>81867238
>>81867415
hey man i laughed

I'm surprised some autist hasn't already re-done the entire script to make it a cohesive story about racism.

Where's the Man of Spiders one? Also, Uncle Ben in Vietnam.

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>>81867433
Pic very related

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>Peter...don't let more refugees in

If I redubbed the whole movie with this kind of dialogue, would you laugh?

>>81870045
>RCT2
My actual nigger

>>81869218
>action text
Nice one Leddit :^)

kek but seriously, just remove the action text and rewrite it a little and it's great

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>>81869957
>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculateing and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you will know the rent is paid.

>For this month

>>81869306
fucking kek
Is this a new one? 10/10

>>81870178
No but it usually gets passed by.

Not nearly enough J.J and Dafoe ones.

>>81869521
This only works with Ramis Spidermans you dumb faggot

>>81862151
BONESAW IS READY! Cum on my face Brother

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>>81867315
The fact that this is real dialogue is awesome

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>>81870259
>Let me tell you a story, Parker. Da Nang, 1967. I was working as a cub reporter with Stars and Stripes. I finally get tired of fucking 12 year old Vietnamese prostitutes and get assigned to an infantry platoon. I was so excited to see some nip heads explode I almost came when I heard the news. Two weeks later and nothing happens. Three weeks go by. Four. Finally I decide if something is gonna happen, I'm gonna have to make it happen. So what I do is I feed the LT, this hop head out of California, some intel that the gooks up river are actually a staging point for VC. Now, these people were just women, children, and old men. They didn't even know who the VC were. Well, LT gets his boys loaded up on some Laotian Bam-Bam and they go hog fucking wild on this place. Women and children raped in front of their fathers and grandfathers, babies torn in two by machine gun fire, and to top it all off, the place is napalmed so bad I bet you can still see the scorch marks, thirty days later. I took notes, Parker, and turned it all into my first Pulitzer prize winning article. The LT wound up in Leavenworth and his wife divorced him in disgrace. He hung himself in his cell. The point being, Parker: you take the pictures, I'll write the stories. Now you get the fuck out of my office and take the hook nosed kike and that ape in a suit with you. Fuck!

>>81870113
lmao

>>81862211
After GamerGate

Retards have always said, "Games make kids violent"
And other retards regularly ignored them
But one day retards #1 said "Games are misoginystic"
And retards #2 went fucking mental
So retards #1 started shilling on their websites, and retards #2 did the same until the internet was split in 2

Sensitive cunts VS Hateful Cunts

Then the 2016 election rolled around, and Hateful Cunt Prime ran against what could have been a good message for women, and he won.

So now, Hateful Cunts are in positions of power, and the entertainment industry knows that masses always hate people in power, so that is why they mock and ridicule Hateful Cunts, but of course, they have to up their ranks, so they pander to Sensitive Cunts

After Hateful Cunts get out of office, things will go viceversa, until one day, a president just breaks into tears and launches a nuclear strike

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>>81870889
>What could have been a good message for women

This thread has me in fucking tears, and feeling really nostalgic for some Spidey. Gonna have to do a marathon tomorrow.

>>81870889
More like after Obama was elected.

Once a Democrat was in, liberals could shift from important issues like government to unimportant ones like pronoun choice.

Same thing will happen to conservatives; having won an election they'll all start complaining about shit like the War on Christmas again.

>>81870173
I don't remember this

>>81871039
It was cut out in the theatrical version due to time restraints.

>>81871039
It was in the Director's Cut. Sony had to pull it off the shelves when it was revealed typing "1488" into your remote triggered a ten minute unskippable montage of holocaust victims with Raimi audibly laughing in the background.

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>>81870173

>>81869306
fucking kek

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>Back to Auschwitz!

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>It's you who's out, Goldberg. Out of the camp and into the oven!

I feel like Raimi should've waited longer to reveal the details about Norman's jewish heritage.
It would of had more impact if he talked about it with Peter during their final fight.

>>81862594
>Peter, do you know how many Jewish hides it took to make my slippers?
Fucking Raimi is such a bigot.

>>81871158
Oh, ok

>>81870124
I think it would work better with subtitles on dubbed with some foreign language version of the movie.

>>81871316
>German

>>81871359
Exactly!

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>>81867489
>What's your name?
>The human holocaust
> pfft, what a terrible name. At least name yourself after something that actually happened.

>>81869549
she was reciting the 14 words when the goblin barged in and yelled at her to finish it before attacking her

>>81871941
Ahh, okay. Yeah that's a good one.

>>81862350
(You)

>>81872045
He's absolutely right though

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>Nyuh-huh-huh-WHOA, right in the Mean Green Machine!

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>You'll get your rent when you stop your DAMN DAUGHTER FUCKING!

>>81862594
Always amazed me how they got johnny cash to play uncle ben

Someone post that one about Norman teaching Harry about his beliefs.

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Holy shit, Raimi

>>81869457
It actually is man, this was in a PG movie! Can you believe it? Times have surely changed

>>81862151
the thumbnail kind of looks like fine black ass

>>81872460
>Godspeed, Spider-Man

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>DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY JEWS I'VE SACRIFICED?

What was Raimi trying to tell us with this scene?

If Norman Osborn is Jewish, why does he hate Jews?

>>81873264
Character is based on George Soros

What I still do not understand is why they had to show so many vietnam flashbacks and anglo zulu war parts? It just made the film incredibly long and the scenes where Uncle Ben just laughs while reading Guns, Germs and Steel was a bit distateful to be honest

>>81869956
I'm seriously considering it.

>>81870173
This will always be the best.
>for this month

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>>81867033
>Tomorrow's headline: NORMAN OSBORN RESTARTS AUSCHWITZ!!!

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>can I take a picture of you?
>1st person camera effect
>she doesn't look at the camera
>my autism

>>81862151
Hearing this joke as a 10 year old made me feel like I was watching some real shit, not just a movie for kids.

>>81862350
If nobody can tell it's bait, is it bait at all?

>>81862350
That's a hot head. Did Bane give it to you?

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>Doorman: Can I help you?
>Peter: Yeah, I, uh, I've come to see the show.
>Doorman: Oh, I'm sorry sir: "No non-whites will be seated."... It helps maintain the illusion of racial purity.
>Peter: Ah, I understand. Umm... Miss Braun, She's a friend of mine, she asked me to come.
>Doorman: But not to come as an untermensch.
>Peter: But, I'm of Irish descent. If you just let me in, I'll stand by the--
>Doorman: Shh. (Points his hands to the sign that says, "No Blacka, Jews, Irish, or dogs allowed")

>>81874595
I didn't even notice until yesterday that he was also the French host from that restaurant in 3

>>81870277
This.

I have no idea why, but every time Raimiposting is done to something else I don't even chuckle.

>>81869521

too close to reality

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>>81862594
>God bless the American Nazi Party.

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>>81862350

>>81875442
He's right though

>>81862151
why is spider-man spreading his legs?

>>81876743
He's not joking.
He generally likes his outfit.
It turns him on.

>>81862350
and here comes another lefty redditor tying to ruin some good old fun

fuck of faggot

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Was this scene really necessary, Raimi?

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>>81862350

>>81867238
>>81867415
kino minimalism. actually made me chuckle

>>81867089
k i n o

>>81867509
kek

>>81870967
This is how it went down before, but now that they're out it's not like the left is shifting back to important issues. They seem to think the way forward is to pronoun choice harder and literally riot about it.

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>>81867365
We were going to build our lives together there, Peter!

>>81869499
Through the lens of old-timey American racial hierarchy Italians are one step above blacks.

>>81867315
>he got his powers from a gas chamber
What was the symbolism behind this?

>>81877323
>Through the lens of old-timey jew American racial hierarchy Italians are one step above black

Can someone post DaFoe's backstage antics? Truly a method actor

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I picked up a fruitcake.

He's in my car trunk right now.

>>81870277
>>81875125
Seemed like the joke was it was the opposite of a raimipost to me.

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I STARTED THIS COMPANY
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY INNOCENT BABIES I'VE SACRIFICED TO GREAT SATAN?

>>81865696
I'm paraphrasing but the Directors cut goes a little like:
>"that's a cute outfit cocksucker, did your kike husband make it for you?"

I never got the kike bit, always felt out of place

>>81871220
>Back to Mengele's formula!

>>81877922
heh

>>81870173
man of spiders gets me every single time, without fail. i always look for it in these threads

>>81869081
Newfag.

>>81862350
fucking reddit.

>>81878706
Yeah dude I bet that post wasn't trolling at all.

>>81870889
See, you started okay, but then spiraled into non-sense and missing the point to try to sound intelligent.

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>>81867315
>>81870412
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492645278530.webm

Jesus. Did Raimi go too far with this one?

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>>81871517
You think the holocaust did not happen, man of spiders? Oh it did happen... just not how Jews tell it. The Jew say the Germans killed them all... but that is lie. In my homeland we knew what the Germans were doing... and we did our own extermination. I was barely a man grown and I was fixing the doors of Jewish houses... fixing them so they would stay closed while my brother set them ablaze. I can still remember the smell, the smell of cooking flesh and the sounds of feeble fists knocking on the door, trying to break it down. My brothers are all dead now... but I can still fix doors, and I will fix your door in time.

>>81879380
No he was completely right.

The minute Mary Jane sees potential to marry a rich person she immediately latches onto it. Then loses interest if they show any sign of weakness.

She never has any feelings or interest towards Peter until she finds out he's Spiderman. It's purely the status symbol she is trying to hook up with.

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>>81879466
>and I will fix your door in time.

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MMMRRUUUUUAAAAHHHHHH

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>Peter Parker: Hey, Mr. Ditkovitch.

>Mr. Ditkovitch: An orange?

>Peter Parker: No, thanks. Listen, I'm really sorry for what happened earlier. I shouldn't have yelled about that door. It was nothing to be angry about.

>Mr. Ditkovitch: Ah, it's no big deal. But if you feel that bad about it, you can buy me a 12 year old child some time, like in old country. Today's good.

>Peter Parker: Okay.

>>81862594
>may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong
Kills me every time

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>Donatello, Harry.

Why did he use his last moments to say his favorite Ninja Turtle? Harry wasn't even there.

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Raimi later admitted that roughly 50 hours of footage was filmed of Dafoe's performance as Norman Osborn, with barely 1% of this making the final cut. 'We just had reels and reels of it,' the director said, 'I would say cut, but he would just keep going deeper and darker, bringing all of these ideas into it that weren't in the script. For example, a sub plot of Norman's father being an SS officer, or the idea that the Goblin transformation represented Nietzsche's Ubermensch. So after I while, I stopped saying 'cut'.' Other actors recalled Dafoe's usage of multiple props to aid his performance that he brought himself, presumably from his own home. 'He had this large green dildo he loved to wave about,' Tobey Maguire remembers, 'sometimes he would bring it out of nowhere and slap me across the face with it. During fight scenes when we were grappling on the ground he would tease it around my 'beautiful asshole', as he called it.' James Franco also recalled him having 'this large, antique bullwhip... we asked where he got it from, and he would only say that it was a family heirloom. Some prop guys on set said it must have been from at least the 1800s. ON a few occasions when I fucked up my lines, he would threaten me with it, telling me to give him an excuse 'to pay out like old Buck Dafoe did to the little negro boys'. Another actor from the film, who requested she remained private, said Dafoe always had a copy of the Quran lying around on set, and some PAs caught him poring over it repeatedly' in his trailer.

>>81880016
The last line needs a bit more work.

>>81879918
Was it the special edition that has Peter using Jonah's 'nam contacts to get into the underage sex trafficking business, or did Raimi manage to slip it past the radar?

>>81880168
I'm open to suggestions.

>>81876844
Hahaha

>>81877922
I don't get it

>>81870967
"Merry Christmas" no longer being an acceptable utterance as a general public company face or whatever is a clear reflection of traditional American values being eroded/replaced for the purpose of appeasement of outside culture and political correctness.

Pronoun bitching is an example of people being dissatisfied with the culture not living up to the expectations of their newly enforced and endorsed circa 2017 values.

It's not the same.

>>81862350
>Being this triggered
KEK

>>81880168
Shit I meant >>81879918

>>81880016
The formula obviously drove him insane.

Raphael is clearly the best.

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FINISH IT

FINISH IIIIIT

>>81880295
Who's line? What would change about it?

>>81880293

Honestly this.

Why do Demoshits have such a hard time understanding this difference?

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>>81880325
ALLAHU ACKBAAAAAAR

>>81862594
I honestly can't believe Uncle Ben actually said this

>>81870889
Hey Tumblr, nice post

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DEATH TO OCTOPI THAT INSULT ISLAM

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> You grabbed me and you said "Aunt May, Aunt May, is that man made of chocolate?"

Got me off guard Raimi.

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>>81871278

>>81880518
Not enough from the second movie desu.

>>81880658
My jaw dropped when she said that.

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>May Parker: You'll never guess who he wants to be... the Grand Cyclops!
>Peter Parker: Why?
>May Parker: He knows a pure blood when he sees one. Too few aryans out there, night riding like that, erecting firey crosses like we used to. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need pride in their racial heritage. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves the white race. People line up for them, cheer them, scream at niggers. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold fast against miscegenation. I believe there's a white man in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams. The Grand Cyclops of the Ku Klux Klan did that for Henry and he wonders where he's gone. He needs him.

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>This is now a sharia controlled zone, death to the crusaders, death to the decadent west, death to those who insult the prophet!

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>>81871166

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>I believe there's a negro in all of us

>>81881127
>>81880518
>>81880406
Muslim May is just right

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>Banker: Oy vey he's dropping shekels all over! I'll have to donate this to the Israeli construction firm building settlements in the west bank oy!
>[May slaps the coin out of his hand]
>Banker: HELP IT'S ANOTHER SHOAH

>>81881073
Is there one about when May reminisces about when Ben Proposed to her, it's the perfect set up.

>>81881228
That one needs an Islamay edition

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>>81881165
>As a matter of fact, there was a negro in me just last night. Since your Uncle passed, I've had a chance to sample a bit of the mocha and I'll be damn ed if I don't love that swirl

>>81881274
May you old horn ball

>>81870889
i hope this post is ironic

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We clearly live in the darkest timeline

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>Uncle Ben: Pete, maybe the liberals will call me "racist" but the fact of the matter is I just flat out do not like niggers, spics, and kikes. Oh, I'll hire one to bust up a chiffarobe or wash my car, but I won't let him out of my sight. You turn your back on one of the lesser races and they'll stab it 9 times out of 10.
>Peter: But Mary Jane--
>Uncle Ben: [interrupting] Isn't white. That red hair? She's Irish, Pete. Good for nothing but cleaning up bars and whelping more Irish.

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>Niggers stink, and I don't like them!

This had nothing to do with the plot, never understood why this guy just popped in and screamed that. I thought it was maybe spliced in by accident but I know other people who saw it too. Weird.

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>P...Peter...don't let them...take me...to a black doctor...

>>81869457
gotta be 12 or something right?

>>81881735
but Uncle Ben you told me there aren't any black doctors....

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BIG GUY FORYOULA?

>>81862350
ahahhaha. Jesus, KYS yourself you piece of garbage.

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>Get back here and put that nigger in the back of the bus!

That montage of Spiderman enforcing Jim Crow era race laws was a bit jarring.

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>JAMESON, YOU KIKE!

>>81874803
And the mailman in 2

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>Call Deborah.
>The caterer?
>Tell her to leave the ovens on.

I really loved Spider-man 2 but Raimi crossed the fucking line here.

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>Isn't that your old girlfriend?
>Yeah...
>I heard she was a kike. Why would you ever date one of them when you could have a pure aryan like me?
>I was young

Holy shit Raimi.

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>Hoffman: How about "The Green Meanie?"
>Jameson: How about you get the fuck out of my office you hook nosed kike? I write the fucking headlines, not you. Now piss off before I make Auchwitz look like a fucking day spa.

>LOOOOL I MISQUOTED A MOVIE TO MAKE IT SEEM RACIST MOM

this is humor to /tv/?

>>81882152
Really appreciated the subtlety of the metaphor here. Bravo Raimi

Watch people actually take that bait

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I'll kill you like I killed 68 Indian women during the 1980s! No one ever found their bodies!

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>>81882183

>>81882183
Heres your (((you)))

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Leave me be, Spider-Man! I got my own problems. My dick is in agony! You ever tried to jerk off with a hand made of SAND?
IT DOESN'T WORK SO WELL!

>>81867137
My nigga, thank you

>>81867137
You wouldn't be able to see the WTC site from the Flatiron building though.

>>81882772
You seem to know a lot about the placement of the WTC anon

>>81882183
>I hate it when people have fun.

(you)

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>>81868906
Haha hey everyone! I'm new to Le 4chan. I don't like being "anonymous" how do I log in and have a username? Thanks and have a LOLtastic day! xD

>>81879380
alpha as fuck

>>81882804
Yeah. Not only is it 70 blocks away from the Flatiron Building (the daily bugle building) but the Flatiron itself is only 22 stories high, dwarfed by most of the tall buildings in the city. The only view from the top of it is the sides of the surrounding buildings and the city streets.

>>81882999
Did you measure this from the plane

>>81880423
It was a different time

>>81883046
yes :^)

>>81870959
is that Sulu?

>>81867433

>I held his hand when he stood his high ground

>>81870889
>tfw the board is so shit you can't tell if this is ironic or not

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Remember when you were a kid and you thought this was huge?

>>81883885
Yeah, and there weren't as many roided out freaks back then so it seemed more impressive. The thing is since Tobey is such a little guy with less muscle mass he could never really be huge unless he roided.

>>81884001
>for you

>>81883885
You poor bastard did your parent not let you watch commando/predator etc?

>>81884154

I watched Arnie stuff but as as kid I just thought any muscle definition basically = big.

Not that he even looks bad, it's just amusing for me to look back on it.

>>81883885
it wasnt supposed to be huge, nor did i think it was. but it was a transformation. spider man isnt supposed to be huge.

>>81884247

don't talk to me that way

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>What's your name, kid?
>The Human Holocaust
>Holy crap, don't you think that's a bit racist
>Just say my name so I can give that Boner guy a heart attack

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>>81884247

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>>81862151

>>81884154
Arnie's roid body back in the 80's was way more than huge though. To kids watching Spiderman, even if they saw Arnold movies, Tobey's spidey body was pretty buff.

>>81884330
Peter's body is a skinny guy hitting the gym for a bit.
When I was a teen, I was as big without the abs, I could never get abs, but I handled shoulders, big biceps and was super tone.

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>>81867535
holy shit

>>81884410
>Peter's body is a skinny guy hitting the gym for a bit

I know for a fact that Tobey mentioned working really hard for months to get the body he had in the scene.

>>81884525
I believe it, but his whole diet, workouts, and routine was probably poorly done.

>>81884579
Who the hell knows, but some people just have more trouble building muscle than others. Tobey is a skinny little dude. He doesn't have the natural muscle mass of someone like Arnold.

>>81869521
the joke is that you need to add the lines that aren't in the movie

>Raimi's eccentric style caused numerous problems and re-shoots on the Spider-Man 3 set.[28] On the morning before the shoot of the opening fight scene, Maguire was reportedly woken up by a distressed Raimi screaming about sand. "He wouldn't stop shrieking that we needed sand, tons and tons of it."[31] Several trucks were eventually brought to the set as Raimi continued to yell and flail around. It was eventually revealed that a group of gypsies had wandered by the set, and Raimi intended to bury them in the sand in order to maintain racial purity.[32] Raimi's calls for a "Ustasa" went unanswered and the gypsies eventually left. With several tons of excess sand sitting around, the director was forced to develop the Sandman character and subplot. Raimi was reported to have said, "I can't believe I have to add this sand faggot to the movie just because of those nomad rats."[33] Because of its resemblance to the substance, sand from Arizona was used as the model for the CG sand.[28]

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>Move them niggers north
>Move them niggers north
>If they don't like our southern ways then
>Move them niggers north

>Our South has been invaded by
>Trashy-lookin' crew
>They'll change our ways and take our schools
>Away from me and you
>It's time for us to make a stand
>To keep our southern ways
>We've got to give a helping hand
>It's unity that pays

I don't even know why this was in that montage

>>81862211
Social media.

It didn't change overnight, it changed over time. Before when something embarrassing/racy/bad happened, it was only really known locally. When social media caught on, those little local incidents became international spotlights, making the backlash from such incidents much, much worse. This problem was compounded because social media accounts are linked to people, so there's an easily identifiable person to hate.

What started happening was people wanted others to see how virtuous they were, so they demonized everything they thought was unpleasant for those sweet sweet internet (you)'s.

Shame really, the internet from the late 90's to around 2008 was quite comfy.

>>81870124
It would be absolutely hilarious.

>>81885351
See
>>81878890
>>81881376
>>81883616

>>81881928
lol

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>homophobes don't exist in real life, so homophobe characters shouldn't exist in fiction as well

I swear, sometimes seeing conservatives who pray on the ground all day looks less stupid to me than what the average Liberals have become in the past decade or two.

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>>81867596
>>81867748
I gave it a shot

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>>81885689
Saved.

>>81885605
Can this line really be considered homophobic though? For all we know, Peter just said it to get bonesaw steamed up, assuming such a macho man would take great offense to being implied gay.

>>81862211
The Internet happened

>>81862594
Raimi does it again

>>81877323
>Through the lens of truth, Italians are one step above blacks


ftfy

You'll get your rent money once you EVICT THE DAMN NIGGERS

>>81885421
I don't understand, are you implying >>81885351 is ironic? Because there's absolutely no denying social media has played an integral part in virtue signaling.

Shit like the "misogynistic" X-Men advertisement where apocalypse is strangling Mystique never would have caught on without social media fanning the flames.

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>>81867298

>>81885766
If we are rational and logical, then we don't really know if he is a homophobe on account of not truly knowing him as a person.

If we are the SJW religious police, then he is definitely a homophobe based on social math we learned from our political correctness bible which teaches us that you don't need to know anyone, assumptions suffice for convenience.

If we are a conservative tard, then he is definitely a homophobe because the more on our side the better.

So take your pick.

>>81881826
Underrated

>>81864605
>I was in the thread when it became a meme.
on your best behaviour everyone. we are in the presence of greatness

>>81885971
I'm saying I have no idea if he's being ironic or not because of how retarded people who actually think like that are

>>81885347
Bloody hell, at least try and make it rhyme.

>J.J : Do you think your pictures are out of focus? What are you... there's no fucking Mars Bar down there, what are you looking at? Look up here, look at me. Do you think your pictures are out of focus?

>Peter: Yes.

>J.J: THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? Carried your skinny ass for too long, Parker. I'm not gonna have you cost us a paper because your mind's on a fucking pizza instead of on focus.

Raimi wrote Jameson as a cold ass mf, I'm shocked.

>>81886230
>he doesn't know about Johnny Rebel

https://youtu.be/IWvYDqycZUk

Go back.

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>>81886139
Great counterpoint there, really gets my noggin joggin.

>>81862350
No.

dicks

>>81886573
>Uses virtue signalling unironically
>Expects me to think you're serious

>>81869306
Raimi was just staying true to the comics

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>>81886648
Here, this wikipedia entry will probably put your confusions around the term at ease.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtue_signalling

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>>81862594
>Ben looks directly at the camera.

Every time.

>>81886745
>Person has opinion
>YOURE JUST VIRTUE SIGNALLING YOU ACTUALLY DON'T AGREE KEK LOL

>>81862350
Its just a joke dude, relax and turn your brain off.

>>81880351
Wtf are you talking about? I thought this thread was about quoting lines that were actually in the movie like the Human Holocaust one, not just making up random 9gag tier shit.
>look guys I MADE this meme

>>81886783
>racism is bad
>white males are evil
>t. virtue signaller

>>81886881
I never said any of that
>Virtue signalling cucks are so retarded they just lie

>''pe...peter...the jews...''

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>>81886783
People having opinions is not the problem, the problem is using that opinion purely and only to elevate your social standing within a group. Especially if you don't actually take any substantial action to help the group you're campaigning for. It's just a very scummy thing to do.

>>81879380
>0:19
>I worked at the nazi wise
What's the nazi wise? What did he mean? I love how he pronounces it "natzo"

>>81886858
No, what the fuck are YOU talking about? That's a modified conversation from Spider-Man 3 you cunt.

>>81886951
>purely and only to elevate your social standing within a group
Prove it.

>>81886951
Yeah in the real world we call that being hypocritical
Thanks for trying though cuck

>>81886940
no idiot I gave you an example of what virtue signalling is because you strawmanned it

>>81886972
what's the point of modifying conversations when the actual dialogue that was already in the movie was already gold?
>Ben looks straight into the camera

>>81886993
>expecting people who say virtue signalling to give you proof
>>81886996
>if you disagree with me you're strawmanning

>>81887025
are you seriously saying I should consider your wrong definition of a word as just your "valid opinion"? Because if so my opinion is you are a subhuman who needs gassing and if you disagree with my opinion you are oppressing me.

>>81887075
>wrong definition
>literally the definition you people use

>>81869509
Oh my word lol

>>81887096
Stop oppressing me and get into the oven

Is Raimi the most based director or was it just a different time?

>>81867365
>You know what, fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.
always gets me

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>>81886993
>Prove it
Literally the first line of the Wikipedia entry.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtue_signalling
>Virtue signalling is the conspicuous expression of moral values by an individual done primarily with the intent of enhancing that person's standing within a social group.

>>81886994
You can be a hypocrite without trying to elevate your social standing. The point of virtue signaling is illustrated above.

>>81887025
>expecting people who say virtue signalling to give you proof
Literally every politician ever. Trump, Hillary, you name it. They are the exact manifestation of the term.

But to an average citizen, it'd be like posting on Facebook talking about how much you think Homeless people need help (so people see how righteous you are), but then not volunteering with any organizations that actually help them.

>>81887507
>EVERYONE IS VIRTUE SIGNALLING OY VEY ITS A VIRTUE SHOAH

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>>81887643
I don't understand why the term triggers you so much.

>>81887713
OY VEY YOU MUST BE TRIGGERED GOY
YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORDS YOUR MASTERS USE, OY VEY

>>81862594
How the FUCK did this get in the theatrical release?

>>81880180
That was the comic tie-in to the movie. They handed them out at some cinemas. I liked the part where Peter hires all the kids uncle Ben fathered.

>>81887739
why can't women understand logic?