Why didn't they just feed the ring to a horse then leave

Why didn't they just put the ring on the eagle and have him fly straight into the lava as a komimazi attack

Obviously the Eagles couldn't fly into Mordor, but why couldn't they just drop the Fellowship off at Gondor?

horse craps?

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why doesn't gimli just break the ring with his axe?

why didn't sauron just pick his finger back up when it got chopped off? he could've put it on the other hand

>>81854158
ring can becum very heavy and even change size so it would easly kill horse then start illuminating from horse corpses and would be easy to find

Why didn't they just shoot the ring into deep space on one of Gandalf's fireworks?

>>81854158
why didn't Gandalf put it into a firework and shoot it toward Mt. Doom?

he can make ones that turn into dragons but can't use them to deliver stuff?

>>81855572
couldnt you just cover the horse corpse with a blanket or some leaves or something?

Why didn't they being the ring across the sea to that elf land?

why didn't they JUST
1. Put the ring in a bag
2. give the bag to a dog (now the dog has the ring bag)
3. teach the dog to swim
4. the dog swims across the river
5. acorss the river is a well
6. dog drop ring bag in well
7. cover that sucker with a big rock or a small piece of wood

Because Tolken didn't did this.

This is a kino based on a movie,you guys know?

>>81855640
Fireworks are actually a major flaw in LotR, I mean, they've figured out rocket powered explosives, why aren't being used by any military?
And it's not a great leap from that to loading a ton of explosive power in to one end of a long tube and suddenly everyone has guns.

Why didn't they just send the ring away to the elf-heaven world?

>>81855772
This is a kino based on a book*

Lol

Why didn't Sauron make the ring a nipple or penis ring? Isildur probably wouldn't have thought to aim for his dick right off the bat.

Why didn't Sauron just wear gauntlets that covered his fingers?

>the ring wants to be found

A retard kept the ring under a mountain for a thousand years and it still resurfaced.

You destroy it or eventually Sauron will get it

>>81855788
This could have worked

>>81855783
>american education
Chinese did the same. Read a little about it.

what happens if lots of people with small fingers wear the ring at the same time?

>>81855866
>comparing sub-human asians to the white men of LOTR

also Saruman did make bombs

>>81855866
but the chinese are soulless subhumans who got assraped by the superior white man and had all their gunpowder stolen from them,

>>81855899
so if they have bombs, why are they not loading them in to big, metal tubes and using the bombs to fire massive ordnance at whatever they want to break?

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>>81855899
>>81855916
It's the same with cars guys. Gunpowder was initially used as fireworks, but then some other people used it for war.
A car was meant for transport, but some muslims find it easy to run over people.

>>81855878
Kek

what would happen if frodo put the ring on top of his head?

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Evil ring + horse = evil horse

why didn't they just give the ring to sauron? surely who ever brought it to him could live a comfortable life under his rule

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why didnt aragorn forge a ring of power to fight Sauron?

>>81856265
what is this?

>>81856290
Middle Earth: Shadow of War

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Why didn't they make 1,000,000,000,000,009 more identical rings then throw them down the Mines of Moria along with the One Ring and just call it a day??????????????????

>>81856208
Only if you like maggoty bread for three stinkin' days

Why didn't Gandalf put it in Frodo's ass so any orc who tried to remove it would be gay?

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>>81856471
>yfw you realize there are zero orc women therefore all orcs are gay

The ring could grow. Why didn't it make itself the size of a mountain when Frodo and Sam got into Mordor, killing them both and leaving it for Sauron to pick up later?

>>81855666
>>81854502
>>81855194
>>81855572
>>81855825
>tfw its 4/20 and /tv/ is baked out of its mind

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why didn't they sent the ring to Sauron in a package but really it was a bomb and boom Saruon ded?

>>81856541
"Why can't we have some meat?"

>>81856560
how could sauron pick it up you fucking imbecile

>>81856621
he a big maiar

why didnt they send the ring to valinor and have aule the smith destroy it?

>>81855067
lol

Why didn't they tell Smeagol they would give him the ring at Mordor, thrust it down his throat and throw him in the lava?

Why didn't Sam take the ring from Frodo and offer it to Sauron in exchange to be his second in command? Gotta think about your own career first f a m

>>81855067
underrated

>>81854158

Why didn't Saruman give consideration to the environmental impact of rapid industrialization? It's like he didn't even pay attention to that Dr. Seuss story The Lorax.

>>81855067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUrJdsN_-B0

>>81856608
kek

Why didn't they simply have eagles drop it off somewhere in the marvel cinematic universe where no one would give a fuck what happened to it?

Why they didn't crafted it into some brick and place it in some dungeon in helms deep or a random house in somewhere? ?

Who would think of destroying walls/houses and dismantling every single brick...

>>81855067
>>81856985
What if the old guy who let escape the arrow in Helms Depth destroys the ring?

>>81854580
For the same reason the Eagles couldn't fly anyone. They aren't servants.

>>81857970
They wouldn't have to, the ring draws the wraiths

>>81855788
The elves would have become corrupted by it

>>81858034
>They wouldn't have to, the ring draws the wraiths

Then why didn't he sensed it when it was 10cm under his nose, when the hobbits were hiding below the tree ?

He was like 3cm separated from it, and Frodo even had it out and almost equipped it.

Why didn't they just put the ring inside a small plastic bag and have everyone in the fellowship cum inside the bag until it was full so that sauron would have to search through the cumbag for the ring and probably be really grossed out

>>81857981
wat

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>>81854158
Why didn't they just pawn the ring?

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>>81858191
Muh arrow.

>>81856566
DUDE AHYAXKHY KHYACK HACK HCK HACK WHEEZ WEED LMAO

>>81858184

A sensible chuckle.

>>81858034
>ring draws the wraiths
>the ring stayed in that river after Isildur died for centuries and no one found it until Smeagol

We know Orcs are lazy fucks, so why didn't they russed them that with the Ring they can beat Sauron and be KANGS and rule the world, give them fake ring, and while Sauron battles then they sneak into Mt Doom and destroy the real one ?

>>81854158
because one day some random Rohirrim would turn invisible

If you don't destroy the ring, sauron easily takes over middle earth and searches for it until he finds it

>>81858371
>implying the wraths were able to pass into the real world while sauron was "dead"
>implying anyone was wearing the ring at the bottom of the river

>>81858225
No, I mean why would he destroy it? And how?