Ello ello ello. Wat 'ave we 'ere? Refusin' to

>>81849244
>vroom vrooooooooom
>ALLAHU ACKBAR

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>Telly license exam coming up soon
>Dad gives me his copy of the revision guide with all his little tips and tricks written down from when he first took it
>info seems strange but study it for 3 weeks straight, learning everything I can
>Realise last night that it's a pre-digital switchover guide

I am so fucking fucked lads

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>>81849244

>>81849335

HAHAHAHAHAHH

Fucking nice one mate

>>81849335
Kek you are fucked mate.

Make sure you hide all your cutlery too they will send someone round.

>>81849335
Just pretend to be Muslim and tell em their exam is racist and haram.

>>81849422
>Yank banter

>>81849345
>our Enforcement Division
Who you then promptly tell to fuck off

So if you don't pay the tv license you can't legally watch tv? Don't you guys have satellite providers or anything like that?

>>81849575
If you watch any live TV you have to have a TV licence even if you dont watch any BBC channels. And yes it is a criminal offence not to. Having said that I dont pay it and havent done so in about 3 years, really the levels of enforcement depend on where you live.

>>81849575
Yeah but it's owned by the evil criminal Rupert Murdoch.

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>>81849244
Europe is so fucked in the next decade

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>>81849677
thank GAWD we have the first amendment.

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>>81849452

>>81849345
>guys show up
>tell them you don't have a tv
>they go away forever

wow so hard

Had over 20 letters since March 2016 with 'occupier' not sure who mr/mrs occupier are, but they have been kind enough at tvl to give me another 4 days before they pop round, oh wait... They never do, and the day it happens.

>knock knock
>'open door'
>"Hello I'm from TVL"
>"No thanks"
>'close door'

That simple fellow Brits

"Muh TVL officers call police and read me my rights!!!"

Again close door, give NO info, no names, nothing, if you are able, feel free to poor a bucket of water out the window on them. >I know such a rebel :^)

>>81849244
So you guys just run unencrypted "premium" television and expect people to pay for a license that doesn't do anything?

>>81850387
>pay for a license that doesn't do anything
It funds the BBC. It's why they don't have ads.

>>81850482
The depressing thing is it does, between programmes you'll get just as long with adverts as you would on commercial channels, they're just really long adverts for other BBC shows.

>live in a really shit area
>tv licensing officers too scared to come here

#blessed

>>81850988
>between programmes

That's the crucial bit. If all channels only did commercials between programmes nobody would give a shit. It's because they put commercials in the middle of movies and make 30-minute shows last an hour that people can't stand commercials.

>>81849422
Only a septic would be so fucked by "muh melting pot" that they could pass for a muslim.

>>81849345
Looks similar to the letters they send when you get a traffic camera ticket here in the states. You just throw them away, they give up after a couple months.

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>>81849335
>not knowing about mandatory penis inspection
I was always fail it for some reason