>Captain America
>isn't fat
>doesn't shit in the mall
>Captain America
>is more than 52% white
Is it just my impression or Americans tend to have bigger jaws than Europeans?
>Captain America
>White male
>captain america
>white
I'd love to see a movie about a fat guy in a fat people scooter wearing the american flag as a cape.
>Captain America
>Gets cucked by niggers
top kek
>>81847890
Isnt that essentially a Paul Blart Mall Cop movie?
Paul Blart is the true superhero america needs.
>>81847837
you mean double chins?
>>81847904
No. My captain America needs to shoot things before asking questions. He is also obsessed with freedom and if you even imply shooting things is not a solution he'll call you an islamic communist.
>Captain America
>faces an enemy capable of killing him
>tfw not american
>tfw my country will never be relevant enough for people to make threads daily about