The twist is going to be that Episode 7 was intentionally a copy

I'm just hoping we get a hulk cameo in this or maybe like iron man comes in, or even better star lord comes in a lays down some sick quips.

But serious why do you guys even bother trying to figure this shit out, you know its not going to happen, you know Disney has a formula, you know jj is a fucking hack.

Come on guys, just wake up. Wake up Justin.

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>>81841087

Snoke is this guy. The Jedi dun goofed again!

I actually like that idea a lot. Solid twist with a lot of interesting story potential

>Inevitable scene where Luke realizes he's going to die training rey just like how obi wan died training like
I'd go mad too desu

>>81841215
>Why do you guys even bother trying to figure this shit out

It's fun.

At this point I don't even wanna see the rest of this shit series.

>>81841574
Then don't. You have zero obligation to, anon

>>81841087
Yet another SW episode 8 fanfiction topic.

>>81841087
jeez, they have really bad dandruff

>>81841087
this would actually be good

Pretty surrealist for star wars

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Sure, but what if lightsaber suit?

>>81842276
So glad this shit is gone. Burn the EU

>>81842477
I don't know man, just imagine the possibilities of knee-lightsaber fighting styles

>>81842224
UUUUUGH
THATS NOT SURREALISTI AT ALL YOU FUCKING TWELVE YEAR OLD
ITS NOT EVEN OUT OF TUNE WITH THE THEMES OF THE SERIES

GODDAM DO YOU THINK THIS IS JUST SPACE WIZARDS????
ITS A FUCKING METAPHOR FOR FAITH IN THE FACE OF REALITY AND THE BALANCE REQUIRED
WHAT IS SURREALISTIC ABOUT THAT???

That sounds too smart for Disney.

>>81842612
Okay fine, I should have used the word meta. Take a chill pill man

>>81842638
that level of meta-ness is not even out of step with the series.
seeing how the first one was entirely predictable and that the OP's theory makes so much practical sense, he's probably about 90% on the money with this theory.
and it's not meta at all really, well anymore than you would expect with a series that's becoming more and more of a series/brand.
it's headed toward complete self-sufficiency. it will live without authors. there's no reason not to make it "meta" in that way.

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>tfw you realize you're in an acid time loop caused by psychedelic microbes from some fuck off tree
If they're going with this it would completely redeem TFA.
Prequels still a shit.

>>81842808
Well they said they're taking risks with the 8th one, so...

>>81842276
fucking kek, that's by far the most over the top lightsaber "design" I've ever seen.

Can't come up with something original so just gotta repeat it again and again.

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>>81841087
>I was only pretending: the movie

>Rey turns to the darkside because she accidentally kills Finn, her lover

Would be a nice twist

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not bad

>>81841087
Luke understands Dialectal Materialism and aims to destroy the vicious cycle by forming a marxo-anarchist society as a hermit kingdom.

>>81842276
LIGHTSABER
KNEES

>>81841087
But anon that would make Luke, a cis white male from a bygone age mind you, an actually interesting character with an important role. Forget about it. It's not happening.

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WE METAL GEAR SOLID 2 NOW

Rey = Raiden
Luke = Solid Snake
Kylo = Liquid?

>>81841087
sounds kino

you should direct it tbqh

>>81841087
So like Dark Souls?
Nice job Jew Jew, ripping of vidya

That would be cool as hell

>Luke explains to Rey that no matter what, the galactic republic is destined to crumble as throughout history
>Meanwhile cut to scenes of the New Republic clearly corrupting over time

>>81841087
>Episode 7 was intentionally a copy of ANH and Luke is the only one to realize
I've Just Discovered Meta Writing: the fanfic

>>81842276
>psshh nothing personnel youngling

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>>81841087
>implying a starshit film would ever have such an interesting plot

Keep dreaming buddy

>>81844579
>Personnel

>>81841087
>And then Rey becomes a worm who rules for millennia, setting the Galaxy to expand so far that a central government is no longer possible, thus saving humanity.

Really, Disney?

OR disney just fucked up by nuking the EU and not taking at least a few months to go through the Holocron/taking georges outlines and fixing them up/taking advice from some of the EU people and handed it off to mr too many white people who remade the original movie with more niggers and lensflares

>>81841087
You know what would be even MORE radical than making the same plot again and including meta-commentary about "dude lol it's the same plot over and over again"?

Actually making a new fucking plot.

>>81844797
>reddit

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>>81844209

But the Republic has stood for like 20,000 years

It only 'fell' for 20 years while a Sith was in charge

Also the Hutts have controlled their region of space for close to 60,000 years

Anyway this theory about history repeating itself is bullshit, the Tree and the spirit of the sister, and the immortal brother are more likely from what we've learned from the cast interviews and Luke turning 'grey' to balance their conflict sounds most likely

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>>81844900


Disney have never been in the business of writting new material

Like never

>>81844965
There's something unsettling about that new cartoon, it literally looks like propaganda.

>>81845020

>Cartoon aimed at kids, about girls beating up boys, and ending on a commercial telling them to go out and buy the action figurines

It's a fine line between propoganda and commercialism really

>>81845094
It's well known that separating children's merchandise by gender is more profitable, so I really doubt they're trying to get girls to buy action figures

>>81845437
I remember when Episode 1 came out that there was a Padme queen figure that let you change the outfit and had 1 or 2 extra dresses and other stuff. It was in the action figures catalogue but it was obviously aimed at girls. But I really wonder if girls are really interested in dressing up a Star Wars character. They are probably not gonna get girls interested in female characters that shoot stormtroopers either though.
Is Kathleen Kennedy confident that her shit will work out?

>>81845526

The only time I saw a girl buy star wars figures, was that youtube video of a mum standing infront of the star wars section 'claiming' her daughter was sad there were no Rey dolls left only Finn dolls

Claiming it was sexism and the stores are understocking female heroes

Meanwhile i'm a wagecuck at a department store and we never sold out of Rey for months until they were all discounted and removed after christmas

>>81841087
thats pretty solid which means theres zero chance disney will do it

>>81845612
Department store work is below wagecuck

>>81841087
It's funny how all these new " insider leaks" tend to come out after new actu info being officially released

>>81845697
No, a wagecuck is a wagecuck. Anyone working for a salary is a wagecuck. Making divisions here is retarded. You are either a top tier NEET, a hobo, rich as fuck and don't need to work, or a wagecuck.

>>81845773
So what are you?

>>81846578

This >>81845773 poster, he is a poor hobo.

>>81845773
A CFO of a multi-billion dollar business is not the same a person working at Walmart.

Luke is gonna get severely burned, go rogue, and eventually submit to snoke and literally become darth vader 2.

>>81843415

Kylo is Otacon

Even if this is not true, I hope the twist does end up being something "bigger" than the star wars universe may seem. Something like that idea is perfect

>>81841087
Shit, this would actually get me interested in watching Starshit.

Unfortunately, I sincerely doubt they would do anything this interesting. Probably just a lot of black and white good v. evil bs.

>>81841087
I like the idea, but I've been jaded by Hollywood blockbusters like TFA that feel like a checklist of nostalgia bullshit created by Disney suits. Still believe we're gonna get ESB 2.0

>>81844209
> being hamfisted and obvious
It would be best to show the Republic blooming. It would not be a hard theory to speak out the apparent: vanquishing heroes, defiling the hope of future, that is.

>>81841087
This would be actually quite good.

t. someone who hates TFA

What the hell would 9 be about after something like this?

>>81847311
Otacon at least recognized he was a beta though, unlike Kylo who overcompensates by LARPing everywhere he goes like an autistic husbandofag.

>>81847018
A CFO of a multi-billion dollar company is rich as fuck and doesn't NEED to work

>>81842276
IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE

this is literally 2deep

sorry

>>81845004
>Disney have never been in the business of writing new material
What about Lady and the Tramp?

>>81851834
Was that not an repurpossed one?

>>81852765
Not as far as I know.