>tfw got married to two perfect women - a literal Barbie and a supportive French mouse that loves my kids
>tfw I have three perfect kids who all love me
>tfw I'm the best Creative Director ever and every agency in the world is trying to sign me, whatever it takes
>tfw have my name on the door of one of the biggest agencies in the world and can come and go as I please
>tfw Coca-Cola
>tfw make over 300k a year currency adjusted
>tfw a millionaire, currency adjusted or not
>tfw made 5 million from selling the agency to McCan (31 million in today's dollars)
>tfw living in a fancy penthouse on Upper East Side
>tfw driving a brand new Cadillac
>tfw every woman in the world wants to suck my dick from the first moment they see me, even the teenage friends of my daughter
>tfw everyone loves me and wants to spend time with me
>tfw other men respect and fear me
>tfw I had 100 guests at my birthday party that was a surprise from my perfect submissive young mouse wife
>tfw traveled around the world and stayed in 5 star hotels on other people's dime
>>81837973
yeah such shit is hard to maintain, people struggle just to buy a new car, let alone get a gf, imagine the effort he had to invest to pull all of this off. even faking an identity.
you have to be a fucking animal on superhuman will and determination to acquire all of this.
D'aww Man With Everything Want HUG!!!
>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please
>>81838293
You're my favorite poster
>>81837973
>>81837973
I re-watch mad men too and I realize that Betty is the cutest and nicest woman in the show, until Don turns her into a super cunt.
FUCK DON
>tfw dad died in a freak accident right in front of me
>tfw mommy issues
>tfw grew up in a whorehouse
>tfw a whore raped my virginity away
>tfw got my commanding officer killed in the war
>tfw never known how to be happy
>tfw never felt love towards my kids
>>81840002
blingee was a blessing from god itself
Good thread
BETTY FTW
>>81837973
Yes OP that's the point.
See >>81840387