I never understood this. Did he take his dick out or did he just

Shut the fuck up you retard.

>>81831864
That's not very nice

>>81831828
Yeah, he took it out. Which part of "HE TOOK IT OUT" confused you?

He took it out

>>81831828
He had a small penis

>>81831828
How did we get a show as edgy as Seinfeld on network tv then get stuck with a shit ton of tame shows like friends after?

>>81831828
He took it out. Probably expected a handy or a bj. But he didn't know Elaine doesn't play it like that.

>>81831828

It was his dockers!

>>81831828

why would she say "he took it out" if he just had a boner? that doesn't make any sense

>>81831828
>he took it out
Do you not understand what this means?

>>81831918
Yeah Elaine is strictly vaginal, no condoms, only a cervical sponge.

dey tuk her

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>like you've never taken it out

Next time I'm with a woman, should I just take it out?

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>>81831984
>tfw you will never be sponge worthy

Remember the episode about moves Jerry, George and puty make when they have oral sex. George's girl keeper him out because he had notes on his hands.

>>81832183
yes, they love that

>>81832267
That was about oral? I always wondered how they managed to move their dick in a counter-clockwise swirl.

>its a show about taking it out

>>81831828
yeah thats the worst episode of the season IMO, it has no real conclusion to the "he took it out guy", when if thats what he really did its fucking crazy

>>81831918
She's a pretty loose woman, it's an easy mistake to make.

>>81832004
>tfw some day you hope to take it out

>HOPE

>;_;

>>81831916
Friends had its moments, like when Chandler and Joey pissed on monica at the beach.

>>81831916
Seinfeld was an anomaly period for network TV along with Simpsons and under the radar stuff like Arrested Development

>>81832409
Or that episode where all of them are gigantic fucking faggots

>>81832399
Hey, even loose women have some standards.

>>81832510
Seinfeld and Arrested Development are 10 years apart.

>>81832589
5

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Rewatching it, Seinfeld isn't as good as I remember it was.

>>81831924

(you) Funny Curb reference. Episode could have been funny. Curb has an angry frustrated vibe that runs through it.

>>81831924
cotton dockers, 100% cotton...they kind of cotton that reminded you of old movies, days at the beach....$79.99.

>>81831916

No joke. Was edgy as F. Pushed barriers. Friends was the warm up act. Reason why Jerry and Larry are quadrillionaires.

>>81832527
I don't remember that one.

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>>81832769

>>81832769

Curb not J Peterman catalog description reference.

>>81832693
you're too aware of how jewish it is

>>81832885
t.pleb

>>81832885
wtf are you talking about?
we know that.
anon then made it a seinfeld reference.

jesus

Post your favorite episode

>Ukraine is game for you?

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>>81832892
Maybe but I don't think so.

>>81831864
What's your problem friendo

>>81833090
roasty gettin' toasty that even the most dignified of women turn into drooling retards when a guy whips out a nice cock

>>81831918
Jewess love BJs

It's presumptuous and rude to just whip out your dick without any buildup. That's something you do with a prostitute.

>>81834700
Maybe it needed some air? Some times they need air, they can't breath in there, it's inhuman!

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>Elaine: Have you ever seen one?
>Jerry: You mean that wasn't -
>Elaine: Yeah.
>Jerry: No.. you?
>Elaine: Ya.
>Jerry: What'd you think?
>Elaine: (SHAKES HER HEAD) No...
>Jerry: Not good?
>Elaine: No, had no face, no personality, very dull. It was like a martian. But hey, that's me.

What did she mean by this?

>>81835056
It's a show written by jews starring jews, what do you expect?

>>81831828
>And if its the latter then what's the big deal? Do girls really flip out over a boner?


If you weren't autistic, you would realise that for adults, there is an appropriate time and place to get your dick out, and a certain level of familiarity you must have with a person before just randomly getting your dick out.

It's called society.

This show was painfully unfunny garbage, only good characters were George and Jerry with each other. Elaine was useless and waste of oxygen, Kramer was xd randum xD
People only defend it because muh childhood and oy vey if you criticise it you must be anti-semitic

>>81835355
Oy gevalt...

>>81835355
What's it like having shit taste? I bet you think Rick and Morty is the pinnacle of comedy

>>81835387
Seinfeld is perfect and 10/10 No please Mr Shekelstein don't hit me I posted it look

>>81835164
The exchange wouldn't have been any different if they weren't jewish.

>>81835437
The exchange wouldn't have happened if the writers weren't Jewish

>>81835420
>If you don't like my shit show you must be reddit yes yes
Seinfeld is unfunny jewish propaganda and you know it

>>81835463
Sure it could have.

>>81831896
He took it....?

>>81835422
What's the deal with opinions? Penny for your thought, penny for your onions! People cry from opinions, people cry from opening onions!

>>81835484
>>81835437
t. naive brainwashed jew

>>81835468
>jewish propaganda
The characters are about as secular as it gets
What, are you upset they made one little joke about uncircumcized cocks?

>tfw taken it out before

>>81835437

elaines character isnt jewish

>>81835514
Not an argument.

>>81835521
>being this naive
I want underage redditfags to leave back to their safe space

the commentary for the pez dispenser episode with Larry and jerry is really funny
I wish they did more commentary, but I get why Larry hated it

>>81835533
Either way it's not relevant.

>>81835541
>It's jewish propaganda because I said so!
>>>/pol/

>>81835491
Out.

>all these angry comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH2Jg5soZig

kek

>>81832827
The whole Ross/turkey thing was a metaphor for him liking to fuck black guys

>>81835579
It?

>>81835560
>>81835538
>Oy vey goyim are you daring to say our Jewish brainwash vehicle is Jewish? You must be a nazi, oy gevalt

>>81835602
>I have no argument

>>81835623
>I'm deliberately ignoring facts because they don't fit my incredibly shallow world view
>Jews can do no wrong goyim

>>81832693

Seinfeld is really about moments. It's not really a great show in terms of narrative, acting (though it has a few great ones), anything like that, but goddamn if it doesn't contain more unique and memorable moments than any sitcom ever.

>>81832409
Or the one where Joey had the fake putty foreskin that fell off during his audition.

>>81835602
If you'd give me at least one example of how it's jewish propaganda then I might be inclined to believe you, but so far all you've done is throw a fit about "muh jews!"

>>81835650
>I have no argument. Let me keep spouting buzzwords though.

>>81835650
>my argument is you must be a jew if you don't autistically spazz out at everything that's made be jews

>>81835541
>implying circumcised cocks aren't superior.
Why would the chosen ones do it to themselves?

>>81835676
>>81835687
Literally watch the show, then try to criticise it. This is what you get, people calling you a nazi, go back to pol, all because you dared to question something a jew did

>>81835711
>dude just watch the show lmao i shouldn't have to make an argument to back up my edgy buzzwords

"He took it out"

>did he take it out?

Why is /tv/ full of complete fucking retards these days?

>>81835711
People are calling you a nazi because you think it's jewish propaganda and keep insisting that it is without any actual facts to back the claim up, not because you think the show is bad.
Are you actually retarded?

>>81835741
>Show proof
Watch the show
>Lmao no proof
Classic redditry
>>81835764
Watch the show cuckboy

>>81835757
What's "it"?
His wallet?
Was she shocked by how much or how little money he had?

>>81835785
I did watch the show, and I thought it was pretty funny. What's your point? Are you gonna call me a shill now for disagreeing with you?

>>81831986
Why would you post this?

>>81835824
No I'm going to call you a brainwashed retard because it;s what you are
This goes beyond Seinfeld too

>>81835861
Too bad you can't go beyond your computer, eh?
Stop watching tv if it bothers you so much then, what are you even doing on this board anyway if the majority of television and movie content is made by jews?

>>81835967
>Just leave and don't criticise the jews goyim

>>81831876
>Shut the fuck up you retard.

>>81835818
Well it's a jewish comedy so..

>>81835995
I'm not telling you to leave, I'm asking you why you post on /tv/ when most of the content discussed here is made jews. Surely you can answer that at least?

>>81835818
are you retarded?

>>81836055
There's a lot of angry muslims who post here.

>>81836055
To enlighten the people

>>81836113
By calling them brainwashed retards and not actually citing any information?

>>81836143
If they watch the show with the mindset of noticing the propaganda it's all the info they need
Too many people are brainwashed by the jews so they think they can't criticise.

>>81836174
Yet you still haven't given a single example. Just one. Just a single one. That's all I ask.
Merely telling me to watch the show with the mindset of noticing propoganda doesn't constitute an example in and of itself.
Have you actually seen the show? If so, surely you can name a single example.

>>81836174
Do you mean things like "guy is forever a bachelor and never has kids?"

anyone ever whipped it out and had it work?

>>81836248
>>81836261
>Made by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld
>Somehow not infused with jewish propaganda because a cuck said so

>>81831828
yes

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>>81836305
I asked you a simple fucking question. Let me copy/paste it for you:
>Do you mean things like "guy is forever a bachelor and never has kids?"

there's a lot of jew >>81836305
propaganda against working people who are blue collar whites.

For example the Saab master mechanic (IRL someone who makes 80k a year fixing an obscure Euro car) is a psychopath who wants to steal Jerry's car.

Being ripped off by white working class skilled workers is a theme on this show.

>>81836380
Exactly
But the people don't realise
Or the episode where the entire joke was being a religion other than jewish

>>81832693
Im watching it for the first time now

>>81836305
>It's made by jews!
Congrats, you've shown evidence that it's Jewish. Now you just have to show evidence that it's propoganda, think you can do that or is that too much for you?

>>81836416
Literally just did but of course you conveniently ignored proof

>>81831828
I would suck it ;)

>>81836380
>>81836404
They also depict Asians in a negative light on several occassions and that one Arab guy who hates Jerry unreasonably for trying to help his business.
How is making fun of a few white guys in a show predominately starring white guys as the ting cast propoganda against them?

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>>81836380
>For example the Saab master mechanic (IRL someone who makes 80k a year fixing an obscure Euro car) is a psychopath who wants to steal Jerry's car.
>Being ripped off by white working class skilled workers is a theme on this show.

>tfw against circumcision but objectively recognize it makes dicks look way better

It's the same with pussies though, nice tight clipped pussy

Yet one is okay and one is not

whatever

>>81831864
Fpbp

>>81836453
See
>>81836478
Also you didn't really say anything, you just parroted what someone else posted

>>81836499
>L-le not an argument :((((
>Don't contradict my worldview goyim

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Why are people posting "not an argument" about jews and whatnot without explaining why jews are bad in the first place? Pointing out something is jewish propaganda or jewish in general ins't an argument in itself unless you elaborate on what the negative connotations are. And yeah, i'm jewish, so fucking what?

>>81836546
>expecting an actual answer to this

They're literally so low intellect they're delusional. Nothing more, nothing less.

They will never present an actual argument. Just infographs of how 80% of all actress awards go to jews, even though the image is 100% made up, fake, and not true at all

every time

>>81836540
Show me what part of your post was an argument
>the episode where the entire joke was being a religion other than jewish
Which episode was that? Let me remind you all the characters on the show are secular and religion is hardly using for anything other than jokes on the show, even Judaism itself.

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>>81836499
Not him, but you're getting desperate now.

>>81836380
>>81836404
There's also the pro-abortion episode. Even generally, the whole show is about casual dating and how every marriage is a prison. Jews notoriously hate the family. Pic related.

>>81836546
>>81836575
Usury.

>>81836611
>There's also the pro-abortion episode
How many children do you have? Do you attend mass every sunday? When was your first communion?

>>81836621
>jews are greedy and like money

thank god for all the white men who own businesses handing out dosh lmao

>>81836599
Forgot the episode name but Elaine sees Puddy listens to christian rock on his car radio. The rest of the episode was spent making strawmen out of christians and mocking them. There has barely been any jew mocking on the show and if there was it's the tamest of the tame

>>81836611
Not him but are you really too dumb to understand sitcom humor?

>>81836657
There's an episode where the dentist converts to Judaism just to make jewish jokes. It ends with Jerry's girlfriend says "Dentists? Who needs them... as well as the blacks and the jews." But you're right, snowflake, Elaine finding it weird that Puddy listens to Christian music crosses the line between comedy and propaganda.

>>81836611
>There's also the pro-abortion episode
The episode isn't pro-abortion
Elaine is pro-abortion, because she's depicted throughout the show as a far left liberal
The business man she argues with is anti-abortion, and Elaine's inability to control herself causes a scene. How is that pro-abortion?
>>81836657
>Making fun of Christian rock
So what? Do you like Christian rock? Were you offended by the jokes?
>the rest of the episode was spent making strawmen out of christians and mocking them
Like what?
>There has barely been any jew mocking on the show and if there was it's the tamest of the tame
You mean like Jerry making out with his girlfriend while watching Schindler's list?

>>81836791
>You mean like Jerry making out with his girlfriend while watching Schindler's list?
That sounds hilarious.

>>81836779
That joke was clearly so the audience would see "she's crazy xDDD" you fucking retard
>>81836791
>Ignoring all evidence that proves you wrong
Typical liberal

>>81836814
Not him but that's not an argument.

People love to suck this show's dick, but if you think about it Seinfeld is very similar to TBBT in a lot of ways.

>Laugh track
>Tall, quirky guy is the breakout character
>Lol so randum humour
>Balding manlet gets the hot women
>Bad acting
>Unlikable characters
>Shitty theme song

>>81836834
Agree except the theme song is pretty good

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>>81836814
Answer my questions: >>81836641

>>81836834
What do you like to watch?

>>81836813
>>Ignoring all evidence that proves you wrong
>Typical liberal
The irony is palpable

>>81836813
>that was a joke
Holy shit, the snowflake is finally getting it!

>>81836791

>>Making fun of Christian rock

Based Hank knows what's up.

https://youtu.be/8TsL0DO-c1E?t=14s

>>81836882
>I don't have an argument
k

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>>81836882
Oh you were just pretending to be retarded. I gotchu. Gonna post dubs now.

>>81836920
You're a snowflake because you don't like your sensibilities are the butt of a joke, which in your mind crosses the line into propaganda. I hope for your sake you get the help you need someday.

>>81836974
>implying I'm jewish
>using this redditfaggotry in place of an argument

>>81836988
You were crying about the Christian music episode, snowflake. lmao

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>>81836988
Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's card.

>>81836974
>>81837014
It's pretty obvious at this point that he's either trolling or extremely autistic, even a real neo-nazi would've given you like 5 1-hour long youtube video links by now to tell you exactly why the jews are bad whereas he just keeps saying the same meaningless garbage over and over and parrots what other likeminded people say when they chime in in lieu of having an actual argument of his own
Either way there's no point in continuing to reply to him

>>81836852
>Agree except the theme song is pretty good
It's not even a proper song, it's just a bunch of bass notes.

>>81837055
>Disagreeing with the brainwashing is trolling
hmmmm
>>81837070
The bass notes are nice, but as a song yes it's bad

>>81837040
>presented with counter-proof
>can't make a counter-argument
>resorts to crying propaganda again

>>81837055
Unlikely he's trolling. This dude is on here everynight and was obviously had a fucked up upbringing.

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>>81837085
YOU SAID YOU'D GET DUBS

>>81837102
>Counter-proof
Ur a snowflake xD is not counter proof

>>81837102
Then he's autistic and you should still leave him be, he's not going to turn anyone else who isn't also autistic into a neo-nazi with his pointless ramblings, I assure you.

>>81836856
>What do you like to watch?
Not an exhaustive list
>Friends
>Community
>AD
>The office
>Scrubs
>Fawlty towers

>>81837125
Did I say last post? apologies anon I mean this one

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>>81837151

>>81837160
The site glitched out anon, Watch this

>>81837131
Not really about that. Exposing his awful debate skills is just a time killer.

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>>81837160
Then the proof
>>81837180
>Disagreeing with me means you have shitty debating skills xD

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>>81837176
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

>>81837199
Not him but he gave you a counter example and you gave up.

>>81837211
Because he said nothing of substance for me to reply to. It was just ur a special snowflake lel xDD

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>>81836856

Should've posted the superior version.

>>81837236
He noted the dentist who converts to judaism and you ignored it.

>fun Seinfeld thread
>dwindled to rampant anti-semitism and dubs spam

>>81837246
Because that wasn't mocking judaism and he knows it, I can't help it if he was being intellectually dishonest

>>81837236
you also ignored my observation that being ripped off by whites of skilled-worker classes are a theme on the show (Psycho Saab master mechanic)

>>81837242
Paul Allen should be on the ground to be honest.

>>81837206
>>81837266
I did it again anon :^)

>>81831828
the stand in
>>81832004
the abstinence
>>81832693
the glasses
>>81833025
the dinner party

>>81837266
Of course it was and you know it.
>jerry, it's our 3,000 years of suffering that made us who were are
>...5,000
>5,000! Even better!
If that's not funny then you have autism

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>>81837270

>>81837302
It's a mild joke but it's meant to elicit sympathy for the kikes, it wasn't mocking them at all dumb cunt
>>81837290
>Gee look at all these episodes of the hit tv show Seinfeld, don't you want to go grab a boxset for you and your friends anon? What are you, a nazi?

>>81837302
than

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>>81837266
>>81837285
It's very cool, Bateman. But that's nothing. Look at these.

>>81837344
Very well done Batehattan, but can you compete with this?

>>81837333
>it's meant to elicit sympathy for the kikes
You literally have autism if that's how you perceived it.

>>81837379
Yes, that's already been established

>>81837379
>You have autism xD
Literally not an argument

>>81837333
it was mocking jerry, he cares more about comedy than judaism, showing how he sees himself as a person

there's an added layer to that how why would anyone join something that an existing member cares little about?

odd how it's an episode after larry left

>>81837270

Shit, you're right. I'm on it.

>>81837428
Godspeed, anon.

>>81837394
You're right, having to explain simple jokes to him should give it away.

>>81837449
>If you don't think the jews are perfect you must literally have autism

>>81831909
this is the real reason she was angry, otherwise she wouldn't have minded

>>81837464
who are you quoting

>>81837479
The person I quoted

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>Elaine: Have you ever seen one?
>Jerry: You mean that wasn't -
>Elaine: Yeah.
>Jerry: No.. you?
>Elaine: Ya.
>Jerry: What'd you think?
>Elaine: Lovely, I love a big uncircumcised boner.

>>81837489
he wrote something different

>>81837509
>Claims I have autism
>literally cannot read a simple post

>>81837532
well the posts are completely different, so yeah you probably do have autism

>>81837546
Anon you're the only retard here

>>81837546
>>81837567
JUST KISS ALREADY

>>81837567
>ur retarded
damn, rekt

>>81837448

Fuck, I can't get the angle right in Paint. Gonna have to actually work on this.

>>81837609
>Can't read simple posts
>Lacks reading comprehension
>gets angry when I call him retarded

>>81837633
doing those first two just fine. the 3rd one is your autistic imagination

>>81837656
>Made a whole post about how totally not angry he is
>N-no you're just a-autistic xD
Besides you people still haven't said anything that shows seinkike isn't jewish propaganda

>>81837684
wow a whole post lol

>>81837707
>lol
fuck off back to normiebook faggot

>>81837720
lol

>>81837720
>normiebook
Confirmed autist

>>81837726
woah epic meme response XD thats the kind of hilarious humour found in quality programs like kikefield
>>81837746
Literally literally not an argument

>>81837753
>humour

>>81837773
Exactly my point jewcuck

>>81837786
>u

>>81837808
>Cannot argue back to prove jews aren't brainwashing
>Just says nazi xD

>>81837827

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>>81837827
>xD

Back to normiebook, racist.

Now that the racist has been defeated, what everyone's favourite episode? I like the one where George and Jerry are confused for being gay.

>>81837836

>>81837874
>People like this actually exist

taking your dick out is a surprisingly effective strategy by the way. You just have to have a good looking flaccid dick. And it has to be flaccid or its WAAAY to presumptuous

>>81837874
The Opposite is the GOAT

>>81837874
The Susie just because of George's answering machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg-TqEFYcfM
Also the bit at the end
Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of them

He took it out and you have to suck him off Jerry. Then I'll sit chained up in the back of the car and watch.

>>81837918
It's a "hail mary" kind of strategy. Sometimes you just got to go for the big score, even if it's a huge gamble.

>>81836174
Honestly, I don't see subversive jewish propaganda and I'm a /pol/ack. Can you at least give one example?

Bella and the Bull, now that's some fucking subversive Jewish propaganda

>>81838076
>implying you aren't flaseflagging

>>81837333
We still have jokes about gas chambers even though that shit didn't happen, lighten up a bit mate.

>>81838123
The gas chambers happened but not to the scale the americans said so

My jimmies aren't alright on the mountain tonight
I'm rustled to the bones
I need a thousand shills for backup
but it looks like I'm alone

Goyim are howling with their racist Stormfront pride
Couldn't shill alone, YHWH knows I've tried

Won't let you win, won't set you free
Be the good goy that you're supposed to be
In six trillion, much doubt they sow
The goyim know

Shut it down, shut it down
can't speak your mind anymore
shut it down, shut it down
no free speech for the goy

Your rights end
Where my feelings begin
Let the stormfront rage,
We're just gonna shut it down anyways

It's funny how television
Makes real big things seem small
And I use the box to control you
Six trillion Jews did fall

It's time to cheat and lie and jew
To build up Zion and break you
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I'm free

Shut it down, shut it down
My holy kingdom is divine
Shut it down, shut it down
Kiss your lands and homes goodbye

>>81838114
Hello professional racist here. Get a sense of perspective and humour cause its a real mental load off. You're not bringing down ZOG by saying Seinfeld is making the frogs gay on a teevee board populated by literal cuckolds

>>81838180
Stfu,racist.

>>81838114
>>81838163
You're the one false flagging saying Seinfeld is Zionist propaganda without any proof.
>The gas chambers happened
No they didn't, most /pol/acks would know that, not one who just came from T_D

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>>81838180
You realise TRS had/has literal Jews among its core contributors right?

>>81838226
>Being this obvious with your shitposting
Fuck off tryhard leaf

>>81838180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUfY21osPEQ

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>>81832303
>counter-clockwise swirl
GOAT
>clockwise swirl
Absolutely disgusting for her
kek, loved it

>>81832267
Fuck, that episode came on last week when I was doing my taxes and my mom was in the same room. Extremely awkward during all those scenes, but hilarious otherwise.

>>81838333
>Fuck, that episode came on last week when I was doing my taxes and my mom was in the same room
>Awkward

How old are you? You must be like below 17 to get embarrassed by hearing sex related things in front of your mother.

>>81838461
>he thinks a /tv/ poster will be of age
You're as stupid as that kid is

>>81838461

I'm 26 and I feel awkward seeing sex scenes with my parents whenever I'm home. We just don't and will never talk about sex. Perhaps you should consider not being part of a degenerate family?

>>81838461
I'm 34 and married. Hearing people discuss oral sex around your mother should not be comfortable.

>>81838501
>26
>Lives at home
>Embarrassed by sex
Americans really are disgusting

>>81838518
>I'm 34 and married. Hearing people discuss oral sex around your mother should not be comfortable.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would that make you uncomfortable? You both know oral sex exists. You both probably talk about it with other people. Why does the mention of it become awkward?

Do you think if oral sex is alluded to while you're near your mother that the two of you automatically have to have oral sex?

>>81838529
This.

>>81838596
Sex is a private affair, its like talking about what colour your shit is and describing how it smelt

>>81838636
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>81838596
Maybe cunnilingus was a frequent topic at the family dinner table for you growing up, but not so the case for everyone else.

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>>81838658
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc

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>>81831828

>>81832266
[spoliers]SIPS[/spiders]

>>81833025
>Superstation
Fuck that was comfy. Becker threads when?

>>81838661
children who are sexually, emotionally and physically abused frequently grow up without boundaries. that is why they lash out when people find something as gross as talking about Oral sex with your mother to be off putting. Because they were diddled.

>>81838758
That makes a lot of sense.

>>81838779
No it doesn't you dumbass cuck

>>81838636
>Sex is a private affair, its like talking about what colour your shit is and describing how it smelt

Hearing people allude to oral sex on a TV show isn't the same as saying "Hey mom, how about that oral sex huh? About tongues on dicks and pussies. Pretty neat."

>>81838661
See above.

>>81838758
No one mentioned talking to your mom about oral sex.

But talking to your mother about oral sex is perfectly fine, too, within reason, though it's more understandable how it might be awkward. Like, the mention of "oral sex" from your mothers mouth shouldn't make you spaz out like an autist.

I find it kind of creepy, honestly, that people would find it so weird.

>>81838819
>t.diddled child

>>81838819
Are you the same poster as here
>>81836583

>>81838938
how horny are you right now?

>>81838636
Are you the married guy? Don't ever have kids if you're gonna be this much of a fucking bitch about discussing sex. For your children's sake.

>>81838819
D I D D L E D
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>>81838960
What's with the non sequitur?
I'm assuming that, yes, you are the same poster.

>>81838980
No, I don't know who you're talking about and I don't take advice from nobodies like you on how I raise my children

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>>81839058
>No
Then why reply? So you can feel big about defending yourself? Don't have kids either you namby pamby little bitch.

>>81838800
It's literally one of the very first things you learn about in developmental psych.

It's also one of the things they tell primary school teachers to look for in hotlining a claim of child abuse.

Early sexualization and lack of sexual boundaries is indicative of child abuse.

>>81839074
You have issues mate, get yourself sorted out

>>81839079
This might be hard for you to believe as a fucking retarded amerifag, but sexuality is talked about in non-cucked countries with maturity.

>>81839044
you are also paranoid to boot. hilarious. you must celebrating 4/20

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whew, its like a sauna in here!

>>81839113
It's okay dude. You're still anonymous. Nobody will find out.

>>81839151
irony

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>>81839115

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>>81839198

>>81839222
JERRY

THESE NIGGERS

ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

>>81839222
>Hehehe aren't different opinions a joke eh goyim? Remember don't question your kike overlords

>>81839079
Hearing about oral sex on Seinfeld in the company of your mother and not being weirded out by it =! have been touched up.

Also, talking about sex as a teenager or adult with your mother doesn't amount to early sexualization.

What you're talking about literally has almost nothing to do with anything.

How did you even learn about sex? Did your mother or father give you the talk? Does that mean you were diddled?

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>>81839222
Fuuuck look at them trips.
>>81839264
Americans are prudes. These last 30 posts are proof enough as to why their gun culture is totally fine but sex? Noooooooooo

>>81839278
>Americans don't talk about oral sex with their parents at the dinner table growing up. What prudes!

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>273 posts about dicks, jews and jew dicks

>>81839304
Yeah. Having that topic be banned at the dinner table is actually prudish tho.

>>81839304
It's not a problem, no. But if it is your preference, all you have to fucking do is say "hey ask me after dinner." Don't fucking make it weird, because then your child will feel weird.

What are you going to say to your children when they ask you what it means when their fucking dick gets hard or when your daughter realizes she likes boys? What are you going to do? Shove an outdated educational video in front of their face? Let the internet raise them? Ignore it until it goes away? Is that what your folks did? Jesus christ fuck you and don't have kids.

>>81839354
>So Timmy, I was eating out mum's pussy the other night ... Eric, pass the peas please ... and after the counter-clockwise swirl I added a pinch which sent her entire body trembling ... mind if I take an extra role ...

>>81839398
>Americans are so cucked this is what they think talking about sexuality is like

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>>81839398

>>81839424
>doesn't even get the Seinfeld references
Why are you still in this thread?

>>81839398
>Erotic descriptions of family members are the same as neutral, casual allusions or jokes.

In my country, people frequently joke about sex, including with family members. They don't explicate their explicit sexual desires and experiences with their family members though, (apart from maybe brothers/brothers, or sisters/sisters).

>>81839438
I got your epic kikefield references stop backpedalling

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>>81839453

>>81839485
>O-oh right, n-no I got it haha
I'm dying

>>81839511
I've seen seinfeld longer than you've been alive kiddo, I understood his epic meme reference, hes still a cucked amerifag

>>81839537
>not that guy who's been responding to every reply but he got it haha
I can't breathe

>>81836546
t.jew

>>81839578
>Making up scenarios because you're too retarded to use 4chan
lmao @ ur life desu

>>81831828
They get on their high horse for being sexy enough to make a guy hard

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>>81831828
Putty had a big dong
That's why Elaine was with him, they practically had nothing in common.

>>81835581
There are people who still go nuts about Circumcision.

Cocks all the look the same when hard. anyone who cares that much is secretely gay.

>But circumcision means the penis is less sensitive and sexual dysfunction
Then why are Jews and Muslims still popping out kids at heavy rates? Seems like they still enjoy sex.
>But circumcision means you 0.0000001% less like to get an STD
So does wearing a condom

Cut off the foreskin, keep it on Who Gives a Fuck?

>>81839772
Most of my pleasure comes from my foreskin, I can't imagine jews, Muslims and Americans would feel the same amount of pleasure I get.

>>81839772
That's what makes it so funny, their anger over it.

>>81839812
my exposed frenulum has 10 times the sensitivity that your smegma pocket has

>>81839878
epic reddit response xD

>>81839878
>my exposed frenulum has 10 times the sensitivity that your smegma pocket has

I haven't had smegma since I was 14.

>>81839398
kek

>>81839907
So since last week?

>>81839772
People with dicks give a fuck.

>All these posts and no one can actually defend kikefield

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>it's a "Kramer tries to prevent the genital mutilation of a child during a jewish ritual and everyone just rolls their eyes like he's the crazy one" episode

>He took it out

Gee, I don't know.

GOAT sitcom

>>81840563
As usual Americans get comedy wrong
The best Seinfeld eps were a 4/10 at best

>>81840613
>(You)

>>81840655
>H-he said my shitty formulaic american """"comedy"""" was bad! He must be trolling oy vey

>>81840722
praise kek

>>81840722
I'm not American, but I have to disagree. Seinfeld is one of the few American comedies that is actually good. It is GOAT American sitcom. Better than what the British and Australians were doing at the time.

>>81840762
Wrong

>>81835660
>>81832409
These sounds made up but shit I remember them happening

He wasn't sponge worthy she just wanted to get the date over with.

>>81842030
Shitposting kike faggot

>>81837134
>criticizes 'lol so random' humor
>watches scrubs and the office

ok buddy

seinfeld's humor is really not 'so random' other than kramer, if you think so you're missing the point. the majority of the comedy comes from everyday situations.

>>81842387
>everyday situations
>I have too much money and women

>>81832816
>Friends was the warm up act
>Seinfeld was on for 5 years before Friends
>being this retarded