How do you punish the theater employees after seeing a bad kino?

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2017-04-20 03:32:48 Post No. 81831729
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:32:48 Post No. 81831729 [Report]

How do you punish the theater employees after seeing a bad kino? Me, I'll bring along a backpack full of piss and shit containers and hide it somewhere in the theater by sneaking in through the emergency exit before the showing. If the film is good, I walk. If the film is bad, I strategically open them and place them around the theater in rows, and then kick them over on my way out. This leaves a literal flood of fermented urine and feces splashing down the aisles and onto most of the seats. I feel this is a fair retaliation.

Anonymous 2017-04-20 03:34:04 Post No.81831766
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clean my shit up wagie

Anonymous 2017-04-20 04:05:42 Post No.81832669
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I put the 3D glasses in the garbage bin and all my garbage in the 3D glasses bin.

Anonymous 2017-04-20 04:12:01 Post No.81832858
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>>81831729

I murder everyone in the theater with my gun so that they have to mop up all the blood,

and people void their bowels when they die so the theater gets filled with all their poop and piss. This is when I start getting horny so I usually whip out my rock hard dingus and start mashing it between every seat cusion while moaning out "OOOOHH WAGE KEKS...OOHHHH GOD WAGE KEKS....CLEAAAN ME SEEMEE...MMM YEAH CLEAN ME SEEMEE"

I drool a lot when I am turned on so all the seats get soaked right before a spurt my love juice all over the already sticky floor.

and to top it off I leave my bag of popcorn on the floor and my cup in the little holder. MOMS GONNA FREAK

Anonymous 2017-04-20 04:14:10 Post No.81832917
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 04:18:05 Post No.81833018
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>>81831766

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:24:56 Post No.81834715
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>>81833018
Literally me

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:30:26 Post No.81834851
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:30:26 Post No.81834851 [Report]

>>81833018
Any wagie care to weigh in on how you would handle this?

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:32:23 Post No.81834895
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:32:23 Post No.81834895 [Report]

>>81831729
What the fuck do we have do with whether or not you like a movie?

Do you seriously do this shit?

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:36:16 Post No.81834970
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:36:16 Post No.81834970 [Report]

>>81834851
immediately quit

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:36:29 Post No.81834978
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:36:29 Post No.81834978 [Report]

6/10 thread

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:41:00 Post No.81835091
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:41:00 Post No.81835091 [Report]

>>81834895
think about it. $15 for a ticket another $15 for snacks so if the movie is bad why not make someone pay for the money wasted on a shitty movie

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