>Gentlemen. From this day forward, you will all refer to me

but isnt Betty a woman's name?

>>81809522
>>81809582

So unfunny.

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>>81809599
>So unfunny.

>>81809582
Easy, easy!
We don't want to lose any more toes here.

>>81809719
Oh fuck off.

>>81809719
>he doesn't know that Kung Pow is one of /tv/'s long-time favourite

You have to go back.

Chosen one!

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>>81809841
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>>81809946
Joey did it better

>>81809968
Fuuuuuck I've got to watch this again

>>81809719

I get that you're trying to fit in really hard by trying to do the Reddit Meme thing, but you just revealed yourself to be a nu-fag by not remembering the glorious days of the /TV/ Kung Pow streams.

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>>81810020
>Fuuuuuck I've got to watch this again

Stream that film, if you're so great!

>>81809719
>anything fun is Reddit
Fucking neck yourself, you joyless funsponge

>>81810057
this

I wish we could have another Golden Age of /tv/.

Everywhere I see there's only this lame "HAHAHAHA" , the "le /r/eddit", Rick & Morty and capeshit memes.
Even the old Pepe / Wojak and Sopranos memes were far superior than this newfaggotry.

>>81809719
This movie was well loved on here before you graduated middle school, you pedantic faggot.

I love this movie.

I can't believe it's 15 years old.

>>81810285
>3.22mb gif
THAT'S A LOT OF FRAMES

>>81810421
HE JUST LEFT. WITH FRAMES.

IT WILL BE SIGNIFIGANT

>No one streams it anymore

I remember watching Kung Pow 4 times in 3 days once, shit was pretty good

>>81810463
>HE JUST LEFT. WITH FRAMES.

Fuuuck - beat me to it!

>>81809522
>>81809582

ughh, so transphobic, i just cant...even

I remember seeing it at the theater when it first came out with a friend back in high school. He hated it. I no longer speak to this person.

>>81810569
Did you tell him after the screening "You go that way! I'll go home!" ?

>>81809719

You are a colossal faggot.

>>81810687

I hate how expensive the dvd is these days.

AND THEN HE KILLED THE DOG

>>81810731
Someone great should stream it, that's for sure!

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>gets sexually aroused by Chosen One probing his wound.

Was he our guy?

>>81810834
>Was he our guy?

Nah, that's Betty.
He's edgy with a wicked sense of humor.

CHOWSEN WON!

>>81809719
Fuck off faggot.

>>81811780
WEEE-UUU, WEEEE-UUU, BEEE-U-UUU!

>>81809719
Kung Pow (minus the horrible aged Matrix spoof scene) is absolute unironically the kino to end all kinos.

>>81812657
>minus the horrible aged Matrix spoof scene

So it's not just me, then.
I'm relieved.

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW!

>>81809719
Calling everything reddit immediately informs everyone that you're a newfag.

>>81810687
>no blu-ray
>DVD is a gorillion dollars
It's fucking bullshit. I let a friend borrow my copy 7 years ago and the motherfucker vanished like 48 hours later.

Ventriloquists!

>>81809599
fuck u

>>81810687
> not already owning it
kek

No, stop. I have a wound there.

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>no stream yet
Stop being fags and stream it already goddamnit

Don't tell mom

Birdie. Birdie birdie birdie.

Unironically the best trans character in movies

I am a great magician. Your clothes are red!

Tell me...if you see...a radioshack.

I always liked the visual gags, like:

>[Mouth movements indicating 10 seconds of wild yelling]
>[Gently] I implore you to reconsider

>>81809522
Oooh so cute.

bye bye!

How many miles would you say? Ten million?

>>81814445
I remember rewinding that scene about 15 times while crying of laughter with a couple mates. Shit never gets old

>>81814216
>Birdie. Birdie birdie birdie.

Tiger... tiger, tiger...

Has anyone seen the original movie?
>tfw I see the Chinese actors in other kung fu flicks

Im bleeding, making me the victor!

This movie would be accused of cultural appropriation nowadays.

>Tiny net

Remember watching this kino with my dad and crying laughing at this scene

THATS A LOT OF NUTS

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>Yi-yiiiiiiiii!
>Bluh

I have never not laughed at tonguey sticking out his tongue.

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>>81814950
Thanks for reminding me why fun isn't allowed any more.

>>81814848
I bought Savage Killers because of Kung Pow. It's fine if you like Kung Fu, but the problem is you can't watch it without inserting lines from Kung Pow and laughing your ass off.

>>81814950

Yup, the fact that it was done by a white guy would make "problematic"

Remember, we live ina world where people accuse McDonald's Mulan sauce of being racist, this movie would never fly today.

It could be why the dvd is out of print and there's no blu ray as a matter of fact.

>>81809719
kys pleb

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>>81815051

Not even cartoons are safe anymore.

http://uk.complex.com/pop-culture/2016/08/kubo-and-the-two-strings-whitewashing

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>>81809719
The fuck's wrong with you?

Where the fuck is the stream??

>>81814928
Please, stop ! Wimp Lo sucks as a fiighter ! A child could beat him.

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>Watching kung pow alone since no one will stream it.

its just not the same.

>>81814445
The DVD had the option to watch with the original audio. He's actually screaming "I'M SOMEBODY'S MOMMY"

So when's that sequel coming out.

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>>81809599
>>81809719

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>>81809599
>>81809719
plebs

>>81816337
will i get sued if i stream it one day

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>>81809599
>>81809719

OPEN YOUR MOUTH

>>81814968
THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT

>>81809522
Cowboy Tanaka

You just get stranger and stranger and stranger.

My friends and I pretty much just constantly quote this movie in our every day speech, and it somehow never becomes stale. We've been doing it for like 10 years, and a well-timed Kung-Pow quote will still reduce us to tears.

It's also great fun to get your mates together and assign each person a character to speak for, then watch the movie with the volume turned low. Whenever anyone messes up a line or laughs, you take a drink. You'll be drunk and on the floor laughing 40 minutes in.

>>81814848
its Tiger and Crane Fists starring Jimmy Wang, from One Armed Boxer, or sequel Master of Flying Guille

>>81809522

Why do the comedies that are actually funny always get panned?

MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS

Why is this movie so fun and charming???!!!???

>>81814950
no it wouldn't because it's a self conscious parody, you absolute bitter idiot