>be poor eastern european living under commie rule >dream

>hard work
he had a sugar momma that paid for everything

>>81808330
why is he ashamed of being Polish?

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O hai Dave! When's the movie coming out?!

>>81808438
wouldn't you be?

>>81808484
how will the poles ever recover from this

>>81808330
I never did find out his ancestry. Did that finally come out?

>>81808484
It's stupid to claim you're from Louisiana when you have an obvious Slavic accent.

>>81808330
the guy didn't have a clue about acting or hollywood though, just wanted the fame. Worked out in the end for him.

>>81808453
lookin big tom

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>>81808540
Don't make fun of my accent

You forgot the part where he got brain damage from multiple car accidents.

>>81808530

The guys making the documentary A Room Full of Spoons tracked his lineage all the way to a graveyard in Poland, then felt bad upon the realization that Tommy has no living family.

>>81808361
source?

>>81808684
Damn. I hadn't heard of that.

>>81808684
When's that documentary coming out? Is there a digital release coming up?

>>81808693
the book

how do you think he got the money to buy all the real estate and start his clothing business?

>>81808684
SHAME ON YOU

>>81808330
i read the book and he doesn't "get smeared". just like ed wood it's an affectionate portrayal of a broken, incredibly weird character.

but hey, i bet you would have only shown the positive side of someone who was insane enough to write a letter to the most important actors agency in hollywood containing the following message:

DO YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO TAKE ME !?!?

>>81808684
Jew?

>>81808726
that's a lie, it's not in the book.

in fact the book says he "might" be an incredibly good entrepeneur and that he doesn't even know for sure himself.

the anon i'm referring to is a liar.

What are the best parts in the book?
>finding out Tommy always orders a glass of boiling hot water at a restaurant which causes the waiter to panic
>filmed The Room with both film and digital cameras
>obligatory vampire car scene

>>81808726
and why is her mom rich?
how is the name of the clothe shop?

>>81808792
its not outright stated that she's his sugar momma, but greg implies it. there's an older woman that tommy speaks to a few times and he tries to hide it, i think they go to her house a few times and she's apparently immensely wealthy

>>81808484
Polanski isn't. he's got other things to be ashamed about.

>>81808808
Street Fashions USA. He sells brand name clothes with minor irregularities (such as missing belt loops and bad seams). The business is still operational, payments for his The Room online fansite's webstore are sent to their paypal

>>81808858
I don't even think Polanski is ashamed of that to be honest.

>>81808805
when the second DP loses his shit and calls Wiseau a liar when he just caught him about lying about getting the generator, which causes Wiseau to call the DP a "sissy faggot"

>>81808958
I really need to read that book.

>>81808997
the first half of the book is the funniest thing i have ever read

>>81808651
This. He literally has brain damage.

>>81808651
He's Jason Genova?

>>81808878
>Street Fashions USA
I checked it and he only sells merchandising from the movie.

>>81809013
I have it in my Amazon saved for later, I just haven't gotten around to ordering it. Everyone says it's amazing though.

>>81809116
it is. every 5 or so pages i had to put to book down from laughing so hard

>>81808330

I do feel bad for the guy but that doesn't change the fact that the movie really is terrible.

But hey, the guy gave it his best shot, that took balls.

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>>81809239
>really is terrible

>>81808330

HAHA, WHAT A STORY.

>>81809253

It's terrible in the most hilarious ways, but that doesn't change the fact that from an artistic standpoint it really is a terrible movie.

Oh and fyi, I do like the message of the movie, some women are cunts for no real reason, that's a fact that you wont hear from mainstream media, but it's a good message told poorly.

>>81808997
Do yourself a favour and listen to the audiobook. Its read by Greg Sestero and his Tommy Wiseau impression is just great.

>>81809100
I guess selling movie merch is more profitable than selling jeans

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>>81808330
Damn, young Tommy is kind qt

>>81809116
I recommend reading the book and listening to the audiobook too. Gregg's Tommy impression is perfect.

>>81808453
>me on the left

>>81808684
I didn't expect these feels

>>81808651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eaig213SE3o

>>81808805
>filming in both film and digital

The true mark of a patrician desu

>>81808330
The real Stroszek

>>81809423
my fucking sides

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>>81808330

>>81808684
He had an aunt and uncle who lived in California that he mentioned by first name a few times

Only their first names were known, uncle was Stan and I forget the aunts name

Both died many years ago but someone found the obituaries a few years ago and they had Polish last names

I think although the panning might have hurt Wiseau in the beginning, he's come to embrace it. Just look at the public screenings he hosts; he seems happy that, good film or bad, people love and enjoy it - and treat him like the star he dreamed of being for that hour and a half.

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Feel with me now, bros.

>>81808805
>DP quits
>they hire some college kids
>they quit too
>except the one guy who says he's willing to continue working for basically lunch money
>he's the one who finishes the film

>>81810216
Patrician ending, desu. On par with that of TAOJJBTCRF

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>>81810174

Shit, I gotta read this book now.

>>81810174
How is it called then it's kino, but it's a book?

>>81809423
>>81809477
I lol'd but in the book, great book btw, it's stated that Tommy doesn't drink or do drugs. Still a great comparison though

>>81808361

How does a retard like him get a sugar mommy?

>>81808805
>Tommy finds out Mark got a SAG card
>pesters him for info on how to get one
>"I don't know, you have to be in a commercial or something"
>"hmm"
>some time later Tommy is an official SAG member because he made a commercial for his own clothing store

this commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fqAFCb4-ec

>>81810525
Buch

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/ourguy/

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>>81810525

Then we call is biblio, as in "Crime and Punishment is top biblio. Can anyone recommend me some more Russian bibliographi?"

>>81810525
Litératúre

>>81808805

Realizing that Tommy is actually a sad figure, not the lovable goofball. Tommy has had brain damage. And The Room was written at his lowest point, and plays out a ridiculous fantasy where Tommy is loved, has friends, and everyone he knows is 20 something. He was near suicidal when he wrote it.

Any proper treatment of Tommy's life would be more THAT FEEL THE MOVIE than "ahaha, goofy guy makes stupid movie and says stupid things".

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Allow me to shorten your whole wall OP:
>be poor eastern european living under commie marxist rule
>dream about living in America where you have freedom of thought and no thought police
>finally manage to go to America
>feminism and political correctness and thought policing even here, when you finally thought you got away from such shit
>commie systems back home crumbles and marxist shit finally takes a dive
>Eastern Europe suddenly looks better and you are trying to decide between staying in USA for money while living under the shit that's the reason you escaped from Eastern Europe, or going back to Eastern Europe where there's no money but your mind can have a fucking break from Marxist shit

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>>81810817
Was that supposed to be funny?

>>81810898
No. It's a portrayal of reality.

>>81810817
>it's a middle class altright retard has no idea what it's like to be poor episode
eastern euro here
i'd rather take feminist and trannys any day over having to work 50 hours a week for minimal wage just so I can eat and have a roof over me

>>81810978
No you wouldn't.

>>81808330
Forgot the part where he may or may not have been molested by crooked cops.

>>81808330
I believe in Tommy.
The Room is 100% pure kino.

>>81810978
Dealing with my HR department makes me wish I was a third world potato serf like you.

>>81810978
trannies are hot and feminists are qt as hell, for me it would be a bonus

>>81810919
sissy faggot

>>81808330
>Poland
>eastern european country
nigga that's central europe

>>81810817
>USA for money while living under the shit that's the reason you escaped from Eastern Europe
Are you genuinely deluding yourself that some retarded SJWism sprinkled here and there is actually equatable with Soviet-era repression of the Eastern republics.
You're one special kind of retarded.

>>81811317
>someone who is seeing the evil of Communism and doesn't want to relive it again is a sissy faggot
You are damn right i am, and proud of it.

>>81811396
>are you genuinely deluding yourself into seeing parallels between people speaking their minds and losing scholarships and diplomas and getting sacked for doing so?
No. I'm not deluding myself over what's happening in USA mirroring what happened under commies in Eastern Europe.
Just having an opinion would see you expelled from school there and charged for various shit.
Just having an opinion in American universities ends up with the same result these days.

>>81811408
>ooh no some retards want me to treat trans people like sane individuals
>this is litterally communism again!!!
Yes, yes, please walk me through your mental gymnastics though.

>>81811482
>charged for various shit.
Not, it'd warrant your execution, and not something as tolerant as being only expelled from school.

Also, why are you pretending that universities being havens to Marxist thinkers has only been observed in the last decade, when it's almost always been that way, with Marxism being the ultimate "i wanna pretend i'm smart, so i take up marxism to give meaning to History" thing for students and professors alike. Been like this since the 1970s.

If you hadn't been an idiot, you'd have picked a STEM field, had kept your head down and not shared your views, and grabbed your degree on the way out.

>>81809371
Unbelievably corny and bad. The show could have been god tier, but Machinima writers fucked it all up. The concept of Tommy Wiseau trying to play video games is hilarious as fuck, but they managed to screw it up bad. The script is unbelievably corny, goddamn.

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>>81808484
'no'

>>81808858
what things

How the fuck is Wiseau a Polish name? It's a French name ffs

>>81811520
>trans people
>sane individuals

>people who are constantly emotionally and mentally unstable not only due to their identity crisis but also their hormonal unbalance, massive drug intake side-effects, and post-op insanity
>sane individuals

You had me laughing there anon. Good joke.
I'm yet to see a transweenie who is not a total headcase.

>>81811879
He pretended to be from Louisiania for a short while (ie. former French land).

>>81811911
Can you not read?

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Tommy is a true patriot

>>81811993
he's not even American

>>81812057
You can still feel strongly about your new home country

>>81811993
bluepilled af

>>81808684
>tracked his lineage to a graveyard in Poland
I FUCKING TOLD YOU HE WAS A VAMPIRE

>>81812057
Neither are 95% of Americans.

>>81812076
that's not how it works, pal

>>81810622
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS AIRED ON TV

>>81812057
>>81812271
gb2pol

>>81808540
I think it must be a cultural thing. I worked with a Ukranian who was asked at least a dozen times in the 6 weeks or so that I worked with him, "Where are you from?"

His response everytime? Kansas.

Maybe ol' Wiseau got tired of hearing the same question.

>>81812319
Has telling someone to do something on the Internet ever worked out for you?
I mean apart from the illusion of having girls show their tits on porn-cams who were going to do so anyway even if your input never existed.

>>81810525
Lité

>>81808805
I need to read this book. Do you know where can I get it in pdf?
I don't feel like spending 16 bucks

>>81812465
Fagé

>>81810606
Asking for a friend

>>81808858
no didn't you see the reddit AMA she did? she forgave him

>>81808330
>>81809324
he looks a little like Jim Morrison did

>>81811024
>>81811121
>they actually think they have it worse

unprecedented levels of delusion famalams

>>81812714
Addicted to that Polanski penis

>>81810978
>he says as he shitposts on 4chan

What I'm still wondering is how funded the fucking movie.

It cost him like 6 million dollars. Having 6 million dollars in liquid assets means he was pretty much a full blown millionaire.

>>81812754
He looks like Lars Ulrich

>>81808805
When Tommy and Greg go to James Dean's crash site and the planetarium.

Also the time Tommy almost killed Greg in their own Dean car crash due to Tommy's insane jealousy. I wonder how much of that moment was embellished by Greg though.

>>81809098
Thats 5 car accidents, he needs fast food to recover from them he entitled to it kpeaceoutbye

>>81812949
>he doesn't browse 4chan from work

>>81808330
>watch The Room for the first time
>consider it to be the prime example of movie so bad its good
>rewatch it again a few years later
>realize its actually kino

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>>81808330
I jerked off so many times to her tits, god damn she a nice rack. I hope I'm not the only one. Tommy deserves an oscar just for them titties alone.

>>81813939
If I ever get rich I'm going to start a parody awards show called "The Oysters" and I'm going to give out an award for "best tits"

>>81813939
I feel bad for her
Tommy abused the shit out of her in filming and she was just trying very hard to support her family

>>81814368
>she was just trying very hard to support her family

I hope stuff like this and Tommy's backstory like his past life in poland and his brain damage make an appearance in the James Franco movie, otherwise it will be just le funny comedy about a shitty movie

>tfw The Room is basically about Tommy having a happy life as a young adult with lots of friends, hot future wife and father figure to a young kid
>the life he wanted but never had

>>81814836
He was a father figure of sorts to Greg

Why didn't he get the promotion in that banking job guys?

>>81814860
nah, Tommy literally wrote the part of Mark for Greg to play
In Tommy's mind Greg is the friend who betrays him and he constantly gets paranoid about it for some reason (likely he got betrayed in the past by someone)

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>>81810622
I love that it cuts him off at the beginning. I mean god damn you can even tell his fucking style in just this one commercial. Not to mention the unnecessary headshots at the beginning.

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>>81808453
>adonis greg sestero played by jew manlet dave franco

makes me rage every time

>>81814368
elaborate

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>>81816250

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>>81816332

>>81808805
When that guy offers to use his own house as the film set (for realism) and Tommy get offended and tells him "your fucking house is mickey mouse!"

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>>81816332
>Tommy went off to do his seagull thing

>>81814564
So do I. The Disaster Artist is a surprisingly great book because it's not really about the making of a bad movie, it's the sad and somewhat inspiring story of a very strange and lonely man trying to accomplish his dreams. That's a great story and I really hope Franco didn't fuck it up by making it a stupid comedy about how weird Tommy is.

Are you ok Danny?