/jennaral/ Why didn't they get together? Cuck out the middleman, as it were
because Pam is a bitch
Evening!
And Pam definitely would have if Jim asked to watch or if she wanted to get Jim's attention.
Karen is too frigid to experiment like that and probably only ever does it in the missionary position with the lights off. Doesn't into butt stuff like Pam.
>>81791237
Who would even make the first move?
pure ecstasy
>>81791438
Pam, definitely. >>81791411 is right, but I think Karen would warm to the idea.
>>81791635
Karens a butch lesbian who just hasn't come out yet (Come on. Just look at her). She just needs to take the plunge.
>>81791805
The plunge into that sweet sweater-clad receptionist
>>81791868
>>81791805
This. A few margaritas and she'd be between Pam's legs before you can say "Jim the perma-cuck".
Does anyone watch Angie Tribeca?
>>81792083
not on purpose
>>81792083
Lol'd
i like these threads more when rashida is in the pics
>>81792196
Don't we all?
>>81792178
you don't like direct ripoffs of Police Squad?
>>81792286
she is so much better than pam
>14/9/6
I love our little gang of jennaposters
>>81792437
I've been actually kind of enjoying killing time on 4chan lately for once because of jenna threads
>it's a Kevin tries to make Jenna's breasts leak milk by crying near them
>>81793001
>"WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHHH"
>>81793001
I think I took this screen cap?
>>81791635
>Pam
>making the first move
>>81793121
You probably did :) We all post a Jenna-save a Jenna here and only slightly change the file name
when I feel alone /sad jennas/ make me feel like everything's going to be ok
>>81793692
>>81793721
>im acting
>>81793527
It's a community effort, and I'm proud of each one of us. Especially Jenna
i wonder how an office movie would go
would it work well
and what would it focus on
i feel like it'd end up being more like a super-sized episode
although that's not necessarily a bad thing
i would watch a supersized one-off of the secondary characters interacting
a pam-dwight or oscar-creed plotline sounds great actually
but they'd have to pull it off well
which i don't have faith after the last few seasons
>>81791805
But she was more attractive than Pam in everyway. There was literally one single season where you could maybe argue for Pam, but then Pam became a white girl and deteriorated quickly so they had to replace her with the new secretary
>>81793955
it would be bad
>>81794109
but it could be good
>>81794206
nobody wants 2 hours of oscar and creed or pam and dwight
>>81793955
I can't even entertain that idea to even possibly come up with any plot that would be the movie be a good idea.
Something EXTREMELY tangential.
It would be something like Dwight, now manager is facing money troubles as a beet fungus has destroyed his crop for the past couple years and the bank is about to foreclose his farm and Plop and Dwight Jr have to band together to help save the day.
But Plop and Dwight Jr find out the beet-fungus was actually caused by one of his amish cousin's Zeke (badger) and the neighbor comes after them.
Cue to Zeke going full KillDozer and attacking the Office building with an auger, and Erin is inside screaming for her life. Maybe topless.
Plop saves the day by using his Die Hard knowledge by crawling the the vents and getting one of Dwight's crossbow hidden in the office to shoot Zeke from the window
Zeke gets arrested.
Dwight acquires Zekes land to expand his beet farm and get the money he needs to save his farm
The last scene is Zeke getting put in a jail cell. His cell mate is the real Scranton Strangler who finally ended up getting caught.... Toby.
How's that?
A Quiet Place (2018)
>Director: John Krasinski
>Emily Blunt, John Krasinski
>>81794051
Karen has a literal box body homeboy. She has nothing on Jenna's curves.
>>81794455
its weird when you call one of them by the character name and the other by the real name
>>81794409
:(
>>81794423
sounds a bit dramatic
but i think i was thinking of a movie in an unconventional sense
more like a television movie
or a direct-to-vhs deal
>>81794508
Kek. Happens to me too.
>>81794508
/tv/ has ruined my brain
>>81794521
How about a low budget B-movie capekino then?
Dwight's Recyclops vs Kevin's DunderMifflin Man
Actually that sounds kind of good.
>>81794423
>>81794659
It'd have to be something comprehensive, so there's an overarching bit but it touches on every aspect of the office to give everyone screentime. A merger?
>>81794748
what a boring concept
The amount of hand-waving you'd have to do to get all those characters back into the same room again would be kind of silly.
>>81794748
Idk I'm out of ideas I'm not a screenwriter I'm a jennaposter
>>81794843
you wouldn't have to bring everybody back though
we don't need the whole office
we had nine seasons of that
but i'd be okay with seeing more explorations of the unspoken relationships between characters
and of characters who didn't fully get development
for some reason tonight my mind is shouting more oscar
>>81794867
I think this is the best image of her i have ever seen.
>>81794770
You get new blood from the other company, uncover financial scandals, people brown nosing and getting cutthroat to keep their jobs, all kinds of shit that coherently gets you 90-120 minutes of material.
>>81794867
And we love you for it
Are you gonna see her new movie?
>>81794991
working with your wife sounds like a rfd
i don't like encouraging the memes
but could this be a chance
>>81794991
i bet that will be an awkward set
>>81794991
Is this a shop?
>>81794939
You're awesome
>>81794991
I can't wait to dissect every single frame with Jenna interacting with John/Blunt reaction to figure out wtf she's _REALLY_ thinking and feeling about the situation
>>81794438
>>81794991
of course
JJ--J-J-IIJJIMMMMMrEEE
She was in some really shitty mumblecore movie called the giant tin man or something. It was bad
Uhhhhhh
>>81795465
>produced by Michael bay
Is it an action movie?
>>81795465
>And in *this* twenty minute uninterrupted sex scene...
>>81795324
Giant Mechanical Man. I thought it was cute.
I'm thinking of unironically writing some smutty Jim/Pam fan fiction.
Suggestions for a plot?
>>81795465
Why did you edit Jenna out of the cast? Now people won't know she's actually, really in it
>>81795596
Like that Supernatural episode The French Mistake.
They enter a breach in time and space and ends up in our reality and they are John and Jenna. Jim is pretty happy to see he's married to Emily and bulked up.
Pam... her...
>>81795596
there is a lot of potential
i used to be adegenerate scribeonce so it wouldn't be hard to feel out a good scenario
on a semi-related note
the first time they had sex would be something hard to tackle descriptively
you'd have to spend a lot of time meteing out the right emotions
>>81795596
write about the quickies they did in the office after they got together and the dirty stuff they secretly did in front of everyone like hand stuff during meetings
>>81795537
>Yes, John, I'm prepared to do an unsimulated sex scene with you. For, uh...art.
>>81796182
let's get a room and make some motel ''''''art''''''
>>81796182
World's most elaborate, classiest sex tape.
would have been so fucking funny if John ended up marrying Rashida Jones irl
>>81795220
You can make up movies/shows on imdb.
>>81792417
You are too old to post here, grandma.
>>81796331
White trash with holes in her socks. Her toes are literally poking out
Disgusting
>>81796500
Jenna pls
>>81796723
jenna is fat, emily blunt is a goddess.
Jenna nerds help
>>81797736
>emily blunt
she looks like a dude
>>81798199
Kek
>>81797736
>>81799655
Emily and Jenna are both pretty.