you have 10 seconds to suggest life-changing movies for men like

>>81787560
Black sails season 2 episode 5 not a movie but damn.

The last samurai

The Duelists

>>81787560
Zulu (1964)

The Grey

>>81787560
Drive

The Deer Hunter

Kagemusha.

Lawrence of Arabia

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>Films that women will never understand.

>>81787560
well this took more like 40 seconds because I couldn't remember the title.
and an additional 2 minutes to google a poster

>>81787560
>>81788542
How are these movies so great?

>>81787560
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

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Spartacus

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>>81788477
What am I in for?

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>>81787560

Only men can hope to understand this.

The Edge (1997)

>>81787560
Papillion & cool hand luke

>>81788139
Season 2 was boring as FUCK!

Tombstone

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.

>>81790324
TRIGGER WARNING: guy gets cucked

Paths of Glory

all of sergio leone movies

>>81789638
love this movie

what happened to epics?

>>81793545
THIS

>>81788272
will women ever be able to comprehend this scene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUeq2XT8czg

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>>81787560
>>81788699

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I cried.

>>81787560
The Predator. An ode to masculinity and fearlessness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCG_ETMZvyg

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When cant understand any work relating to Cormac McCarthy

>>81793781
lol

>>81793585
Thats .... beautiful

>>81789638
Damn I hadn't watched this in about a decade. It had been so long that when I started watching it today I thought I had never seen it. Then it all flooded back. Fucking great movie.

>>81793585
All fantastic movies. I never watcher Her though. Suppose I should check it out.

Black Hawk Down

Never saw Master and Commander. Figured it was a cash-in on Pirates of the Caribbean (despite not being about Pirates, just.. y'know... big ships). Is it really all that great?

Also, fun fact: my sister had something minor to do with the production. Set dresser or something.

I would like to hear, especially from OP, how exactly did your life change?

I think some movies definitely trapped me and prolonged my NEET period when I should have gone out to save my career but I already forgot about them

>>81794644
I bet she didn't understand what was going on.

>>81794707
Heh, maybe.

I just watched the trailer for the first time since 2003 and... it DOES look like a Pirates rip off. I mean, I'm pretty sure even the Klaus Badlet "He's a Pirate" (like the ACTUAL track) begins to play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpNhN-L9L-g

>>81794757
Trailer does the film no justice

>>81793780
probably the only real answer itt

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This right here is the best I can do.

>>81793585
is the Grey kino?

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>>81787560
Such an underrated film with some good lessons on woman and on being a man.

>>81795073
>Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live and die on this day. Live and die on this day.
yes

>>81793585
Her was shit.

Everything else is great. Why does Her belong on that list for fucks sake?

>>81795181
I'll check it out, thanks

>>81795214
agreed it shouldn't be their

>>81795214
i didn't make the list idk
what do you think it should be replaced with?

Fellini: satyricon

>>81795254
just get rid of it, idk maybe snatch or lock stock, no women has ever enjoyed either

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>>81795254
>>81795288
I was the poster with the complaint, here is my replacement.

I challenge someone to refute Conans status as kino or a movie women don't understand

>>81793873
Gf recommended this to me and we had a great talk about it after

>>81795433
thanks familia ill save that version

>>81793781
Nononono anon, you misread. This is for MEN, not WOMEN!

Silly boy~

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>>81795433
Conan is fantastic but maybe to obvious. ITs like saying the expendables belongs on there.

>>81795462
Youre lying

>>81795116
Jesus christ yes
Replace conan with a bronx tale or The last of the Mohicans

>>81794757
thats a bad trailer, didn't hear 'hes a pirate' though their is a similar tune, damn that trailer does the film no justice at all, no wonder it didn't do well with this kinda promotion

>>81795506
Why would I lie about that? Also my mum is the one who first got me to watch deer hunter

>>81795433
nice, I suggested lock stock, but this is much better good call, everyone just post this from now on

>>81793585
>>81795433
Not every list needs to be perfectly symmetrical, you autists. Only the essentials should be here

>>81794757
>>81794644
Youre an idiot for a few reasons
First off trailers back then sucked so you cant go off them
Second its constatntly praised for being a fnatastic film so the fact you havent seen it makes you a moron
Third if your sister actually worked on the film you shouldve seen it out of respect for her or something at least.
Fourth never post her again and go back to reddot

Braveheart.

Women only think they understand freedom

>>81795506
I would argue that Conan is infinitely more subtle and subdued than the Expendables. Go rewatch it sometime, there is barely any dialogue; the score and visuals carry the film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlBcDnRzmM0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz2DknROaI8

Beautiful movie.

>>81795567
>why
Cause youre a woman defending woman
Also your stupid whore mother only liked deer hunter cause staring at De Niro made her work out pussy feel tingly

>>81795506
some of them are obvious stuff like FMJ, deer hunter, das boot etc, Conan definitely belongs on their

>>81795589
Absolutely this. Maybe throw in another warkino like... saving pvt ryan?

>>81788272
>>81788400
>>81788430
these

>>81795590
your 100% correct don't think you need to sell it but cool, Conans so damn good

>>81795598
Think you should go back to r9k mate

>>81795506
>The last of the Mohicans
DDL is running around topless the whole thing chasing his waifu, its a fantastic film but I don't think it falls into the 'women will never get it' category

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>>81795590
Mate i never said it was bad i love it. Im just saying its a very obvious choice. Too obvious.
>>81795621
Again its amazing. IM just saying if im choosing between Conan or A bronx tale the choice is amazingly clear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPxwBHoxHI8
>>81795707
Maybe but its still has the best score of all time in my opinion

Do women understand anything? I just showed my sister the intro to bayonetta and she didn't comprehend that it was silly and campy on purpose.

>>81795665
I only sell it just in case someone in this thread hasn't seen it. Few movies I can say I truly love, the original Conan the Barbarian is definitely one of them.

>>81795700
Think you need to pull your head out of your ass and stop lying
>>81795738
no most are very stupid and thats not even edgy thats just true

>>81787560
Brokeback Mountain

>>81795721
>still has the best score of all time in my opinion
yes which is why the 'silent' version is better, only music and effects no dialogue, the way the film was meant to be seen and Mann agrees

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Cool Hand Luke
Das Boot

>>81795738
there's a few outliers of course but generally speaking, they really don't.

>>81795721
You're entitled to your opinion, but I don't understand what you mean by too obvious?

>>81795758
Why does the concept of a woman with a brain make you so angry?

>>81795721
bronx tale should def be there but so should Conan, wat do?

The Warriors.

>>81795721
On the subject of best film scores, is it odd that I consider John Williams' score for Hook as one of the most underrated scores of all time?

>>81795791
I think the retarded concept of a women appreciating deer hunter is whats getting him 'angry', stop lying like this

does anyone else hate women?

i wish i was gay

>>81795836
no, they annoy me more often then not though

>>81795785
>You're entitled to your opinion, but I don't understand what you mean by too obvious?
Well most would say any movie with heavy action is a guy flick. So thats to obvious. The movies on the list should be more about the feel/emotions. Selfless ness and honor stuff like that. Thats why cheesy all action movies arent there but complex films are.

>>81795797
take off another shittier choice
I say either
the grey
man on fire
of mice and men
All are good just worse than the better options
>>81795822
no
>>81795831
correct
>>81795791
It doesnt but you lying does

>>81795867
Has Arnie ever made a bad movie? Even Junior is watchable.

>>81795822
best eva? thats a little odd yea, still a good score though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G_fffsYHMI

>>81795903

Hercules in New York is pretty damn low quality.

>>81795894
take off man on fire, totally obvious and unnecessary, say one more thing about The Grey though and we'll have problems

>>81795965
I just cant stand Liam Neeson im sorry.
3 taken movies really?
Plus he keeps pissing himself.
And dude both conan and a bronx tale shit on the grey you gotta admit

>>81789340

THEY DIDN'T WEAR FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME

>>81795993
>both conan and a bronx tale shit on the grey
true
>can't stand Liam
I can't do anything about that, maybe only watch the first taken like a normal person and avoid his continuing need to pay alimony films, to be fair The Grey was the last decent film he was in

>>81796049
I havent even seen the other 2 for that exact reason but i still know they exist. Hes become a meme like de niro in old age but de niros movies are so god tier i can let him slide.

i kinda changed after watching The Master from PTA, but i was only 20

>>81795894
Conan is all about Nietzschean will to power, very strong masculine ideals.

>>81796255
For like the 4th time. Its great but there are better choices some of which have been mentioned.

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>>81787560
Never met a woman that actually understood this movie.

>>81787560

In the Heart of the Sea was also really good, but they Howard made a bad choice casting Thor. He didn't do a bad job, but the guy is just not cut out for leading man status outside of Marvel's mega marketing opus.

>>81788272
>>81793726
>let's go and kill people to make money
wow so thought provoking, only for le manly men

>>81796479
hello, woman

>>81796488
>If you don't agree with going to a foreign land and killing the natives for no good reason you're a woman
When's the last time you killed someone bro?

>>81796512
if you honestly can't appreciate what the film is beyond the historical context you're probably retarded

>>81796479
t. a female

>>81796512
>>81796479
>antifa
>reddit
>bait poster
choose one

>>81794644
>Is it really all that great?
Its pretty great, especially if you have a boner for the age of sail... And who doesn't?

>>81796536
>>81796576
>>81796586
Words, words everywhere,
Nor any argument to make

>>81795029
Literally the GOATest western.

>>81796626
ok, so you're just baiting

>>81796626
Zulu is awesome, if you don't get that you are either a woman or a faggoty nu-male, their really isn't any other choices, I mean unless you've just never seen it, you've never even seen it have you?

>>81796638
do not start that argument

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>>81796640
>>81796661
>my autistic brain is unable to handle the fact that not everyone is a fedoralord with cringy reddit taste
Zulu is on the same level as Fight Club and Tarantino, it's what millennials watch to make them feel 'hardcore.'

>>81796718
lol, b8 on kiddo b8 on

>>81796718
>i-if i call him reddit he'll get angrier at the bait

Simple.... Network

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>movies women think they understand

ITT: homoerotism

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>>81796742
>>81796752
>>81796779
>I'll prove I'm not mad/wrong by continuing to respond
Didn't mean to trigger the 17 year olds. It's ok, you haven't experienced real war and you never will.

>>81796805
>>81796742

>>81796718
Even the most castrated nu-male wouldn't even believe this.
It has to be b8

Is 12 Angry Men too obvious?

>>81796753
>Network
really? yea fair enough

>>81794644
pirates of the Caribbean took a huge steaming dump on history and the age of sail theme

Where as master and commander IS history and the age of sail and the age of discovery all wrapped together in a nice fictional story, set in 1805.

>>81796848
don't care its great, never saw the remake, anyone know if its any good?

>>81796826
>>81796841
>n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nu m-m-m-m-m-m-m-ale
Are you a broken record or what?

>>81787560
Fatal Attraction

>>81796880
>>81796742

>>81796512
i agree, those racist redcoats should've dropped their guns and let those peaceful """native""" totally non-expansionist non-imperial zulus kill them

>>81796896
no this is movies women will never understand, not movies women will watch on repeat all weekend after a breakup

>>81796914
why bother with lame b8?

>>81796880
Different anon.
But you really don't understand the Zulu if you only see it as "muh evol imperialism" or "muh guns"

>>81796909
>>81796975
Oh yeah, 'muh manliness' 'muh brotherhood,' so deep.

>>81796914
Why didn't they just fuck off? Europe for Europeans, Asia for Asians, Africa for Europeans? Just like the Jews you hate.

>>81797065
>>81796742

>>81797065
>Why didn't they just fuck off?
because they were surrounded and cut off from retreat?

crtlF

no gladiator

wat

>>81797089
its just lame bait he hasn't even seen it

>>81796049
He doesn't need to pay alimony to a dead wife

>>81797090
women love gladiator, cause muh dead wife and everything's been dumbed down for the general audience

>>81797137
if she's dead then show me the body

>>81797082
>>81797089
I mean why'd they go there in the first place? Fucking idiots.

>>81797065
>concepts women think they understand
Ok m8

I assume all these movies are life changing in the negative sense, considering you're all on 4chan.

>>81797195
look your a women its ok but clearly this thread is not for you, I don't understand Miss Congeniality its ok

>>81797216
You shouldnt assume everyone here has a shit life like you

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>>81797212
>>81797242

>>81787560
The Supreme Gentleman™ biopic.

>>81797216
so are you fuckwit, also
>I assume
so you've never actually seen any of the films ITT? ok

i didnt get it

>>81797264
It was my privilage

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>>81797242
>I don't understand Miss Congeniality its ok

>>81797347
never even seen it tbqh hun, chick flicks tend to be utter trash, but more power to ya gurl

>>81797216
Glass houses, you rock throwing faggot.

>>81797195
>I mean why'd they go there in the first place? Fucking idiots

They went there for the same reason the Zulus tried to fend them off instead of bending over to their conquest

They did it for the soil they were born on and the advancement of their tribe. If you want to hunt for game so your people can feast in excess, you must venture deeper into the domain of your prey. If you believe the Zulu people wouldn't have done the same if they were in the position of the British, you're retarded.

>>81796439

My sister loved this movie

She is redpilled as fuck though

He almost got bluepilled by education issues for like 1 month, but miraculously snapped out of it and got redpilled again

>>81797408
>It's ok for whites to act like niggers but not the other way around
really makes me think

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>>81797375
>never even seen it tbqh hun,

>>81797415
why are you so obsessed with your sister? and why do you feel its necessary to keep telling us what your sister pretends to like?

>>81797456
ok why post nigger-faggot? you really have no idea what your doing eh? just randomly posting shit desperate for (you)s? heres another one then

>>81797216
The internet is small place

>>81797249
>>81797280
>>81797407
>>81797484
hit too close to home, huh?

>>81797442
again you haven't actually watched it at all have you? why keep posting? you clearly don't have any idea what your on about, are you trying to read wiki or something?

>>81797442
I acknowledged and accept that the exact same thing would happen if the the tables were turned and would have expected no less or more of the Zulu.

And the red-coats in the movie acknowledged this as well during this scene https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BUeq2XT8czg

It's not ok, but it isn't not ok. It just is

>>81797504
ah no buddy, a reply is just that, no upboats here, has this thread offended you somehow? are you maybe a woman?

>>81797460

You have read my mind, i don't know

guess i admire her character and i feel weak in comparison, even if she actually respects me for my physical strength

>>81797537
Sorry anon I didn't mean to make you cry. Maybe try a new hobby since you're clearly so depressed about your shitty life.

>>81797515
hit too close to home, huh?

>>81797564
pls never post again

>>81797589

Why anon? you can be 100% honest here, nobody will show these posts to your family you know

>>81797569
yep in tears over here, huh, wat? is it your first day?

>>81797535
>le dum men fight
A woman would never understand this

ITT: samefag arguing with himself

>>81797577
>>81796742

>>81797621
>this posting style

You have to go back.

>>81797617
thats what you think fgt

>>81797663
>>81796742

>>81795766
That sounds really cool. How does someone get a hold of the silent version? How is the sound mixing?

>>81797741
its on the dvd last I checked Michael Mann cut a new version with the sound effects and music so gunshots horses etc, but no dialogue, its really great

>>81787560

North Face

The Red Tent

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>I didn't understand much of it, anon. It was so boring.

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>>81787560
How the fuck has this not been posted yet?

>can't even have a 'films women will never understand' thread without baiting faggots
is nothing sacred?

>>81797865
thats not butch cassidy

>>81797678

No need to get drunk to post in 4chan anon

>>81797918
damn right, so stop and go jerk of to your sister or something

>>81797876
Aussie power hours

>>81797971
its one autist and he's not aus, he's some faggot canadian or maybe one of those faggoty polish they get here about this time

>>81797941

Holy shit im really pissed off right now

>>81798008
prob should go talk to your sister about it

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>>81798004
this
australian posters are quality posters

>>81798031

Nah im just gonna sleep, bye anon

>>81798053
goddamn right we've been unfairly maligned by sneaky fucking yuropoors and canadians

>>81798074
dream of her anon, then seek professional help in the morning

>>81797807
>North Face
Yes
>red tent
you what now?

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>>81798077
too true

>>81798053
>Australia
>Anglo
kek
KEK
K-E-K

I went to Melbourne and most people where either Indians or Chinks

>>81798219
thats geelong and boxhill, everywhere else is nice and white, although the recent surge of burmese 'refugees' is becoming a problem

>>81798251
>a problem
You what? Chinks and Pakis are bros, they work hard and don't commit crime

>>81798274
indians and chinese are bros, pakis cause problems they're not too bad these days but ten years ago fuuuccck, and fucking burmese as placid as they are are all becoming herion addicts, give it five years they'll be chasing people across yarra bridge with machetes like the fucking vietnamese

>>81798445
don't be dumb everyone likes this, men women children old people even niggers

>>81789638
Good taste comrade

>>81787560
The Patriot

>>81793585
Patton should be on there IMO

bill and teds bogus journey

>>81798609
agreed

>>81795801
Good call on this one.

>>81787560
Bridge of the River Kwai (kawaii)

>>81797741
>>81797806
Just an update, i've been trying to find it as a DL but can't I hope this version still exists I see Mann has made another cut of film, but I don't know if his 'Music only' version is still out their, I guess I've still got it on dvd so thats something

>>81787560
And how did it change your life, faggot? Did you get out of your mom's basement and try to enlist into the navy or something? Or did you finally learn to obey your commander (i.e. Mom) and do chores every time she orders you? Yeah, I guessed no.

>>81788743
Neckbeards think women can't understand them. But in reality IQ above 50 is not that uncommon among women.

Predator

>>81795214
This, Her is probably the most effeminate film on that list.

>>81801428
t. numale

>>81801372
Yes

>>81797650
>He thinks there are other people on 4chan

>>81801372
quality post.

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>>81787560
Heh. I have the in my library. I should read it someday.

>>81793726
I actually made this philosophical inquiry with a curious female friend. She wanted to know what it is that arouses emotion in men that is so absent in women and vice versa. Aside from a few other hypotheticals and experiments I had her observe several scenes which bring me near to tears however devoid of loss or romance they are. Namely
>this scene in Zulu
>the training/fight scene in Rocky
>a few select deaths from various old WWII flicks and Western Classics (A bridge too far being what I thought was a surefire shot)
>some choice LOTR

nothing. She tried her best, I left the room, nothing.

Something about poetic death, and brotherhood just evade women completely. She tried likewise with me, selecting her saddest (a collection of romance/tragedies and some dead dogs) and while a few gave me some stirrings, overall it was somewhat lacking.

The only thing we agreed on was It's A Wonderful Life

>>81795433
>He is Conan, Cimmerian
>he cannot cry
>so I cry for him
WEEPING

>>81797195
4(you)

>>81795433
>NO SPARTACUS, WHY
>NO SPARTACUS, WHY
>NO SPARTACUS, WHY

>>81795433
Nice but dead poets is fucking trash. Had to study that shit in high school and I hated it from the get go

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>>81803198
really makes you think
but seriously this did make me think,
thanks for the input, anon

>>81802810
I have this book in my library*

>>81787560
The Godfather

>>81793210

KEK movie,

KEK character

fuck that shit, movie is good but the guy is still the biggest dumb cuck of the year

>>81803198
>a collection of romance/tragedies and some dead dogs

Women are so fucking stupid lmfao

>>81793585
Point Break was directed by a woman.

>earn it

;_;

>>81788221
patrician af

>>81795867
Oh no... no... no no no... everything except that... no.
Someone actually thought that would be a good Idea. It's cruel, horror stuff, I have nightmares from that thing.

Logan would fit perfectly into life changing man movies. Sure, women likes it too, but the target audience is clearly males over 25 who like western and movies like "No Country for old Men".

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>why is he holding his hand, anon? I thought they were enemies