>see this in theaters as a kid >laugh at him >see it

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DON'T REMIND ME

>>81781744
>as a kid
m8 ur not 40 yet

>>81781744
>See this at 5 in theatres
>think he's cool for not being married because i wanted to never marry and always live with my parents when I was 5

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>be 27yo virgin
>can't really talk to normalfags because they always talk about relationshits and fucking
>so I have no friends
>know that no girl would be interested in dating me
>know that other guys just want to make their stupid jokes about muh virginity
>the only woman in my dating pool would probably be fat used up single moms
>want to kill myself but kinda want to know what /tv/ is up to in the future
>its probably just more threads like this

brb ordering helium now

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>>81781939
>want to know what /tv/ is up to
i could never kill myself though
im too afraid of pain

>>81782604
but helium is painless death

>>81782604
>>81782647
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes,

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>>81782694
>mfw never even saw a tit in the last 27 years

>>81781744
>Tfw asexual
>Tfw normies get buttblusted when I tell them

>>81782647
>mfw this guy wants to float away to death

>>81782768
They ALL float, THEY ALL FLOAAAAT!!

>>81782694

>Tfw when your blonde hair, blue eyed wife is 8 months pregnant and the sex stops very soon

Dunno what I'm going to do m8

>>81782721
Kek same, people don't believe me.

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>>81782647
>about to commit suicide
>helium tank, gas mask assembly complete
>put on mask
>turn on tank
>lay down face up on bed
>close eyes
>mum opens door
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>take off gas mask
>prepare the most dramatic speech that will make her cry for sure
>deep breath
>attempt to begin speech, forget that there's helium in lungs
>the words "you'll never understand my pain" come out in the squeakiest, queerest chipmunk voice
>she fucking starts laughing

>>81782813
>>81782721

If you're asexual you're literally a defective human being and should probably just kill yourself

>>81782768
Exit bag my friend, ease as fuck

>>81782843
This is what I was talking about, anyway, tell this to Pope Francis

I like this film

>>81782842
kinda dumb not to do it at night so nobody can interrupt you.

>>81782842
This is good though, even further incentive to go through with it. Next time you'll get it right bro.

>>81782842
Can't remember when I first read that pasta

>>81782886
Deep breath out friend, Turn the gas on and breath in deeply 2 times and drift peacefully into the night...

>>81781744
why, the whole point is it doesnt matter if youve fucked random sluts your whole life

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>>81782842
>>the words "you'll never understand my pain" come out in the squeakiest, queerest chipmunk voice

>>81782813
it comes across as untruthful denial.
like being so depressed you just black something out.

>>81783033
Tfw no one on 4chan will believe that I denied a qt that wanted to fuck me.

>>81783033
Considering I've never masturbated to sex, but only to the idea of being digested alive, I think this counts as being asexual

>>81782951
But all the people who had sex before in this movie are a mess. He's the only one who isn't a massive moron

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>friends ask me out for a few drinks
>talk about their gfs, dating and sex all the time
>meanwhile me, 25yo kv

how do i escape this hell bros?

>>81783163
stop hanging out with them

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>>81783163

>>81783181
we're in the same class, avoiding them would be really awkward

>>81783304
tell them you busy
with korean shit

>>81783163

you tried asking a girl out?

I get that /tv/ has some late boomers, but you should have had this panic at 20 and remedy it by 23

>>81781744
But Andy was a likeable social human being. He's far better than most people posting here today.

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>>81783330
>be 25yo virgin some years ago
>ask some girl for her number at work
>have to repeat myself a couple of times until she gives me her number
>she never writes back

didn't worked so good, now still virgin.
fucking whores

>>81783330
i fear rejection way too much to try, frequent depression episodes dont help either

>>81783330
>you tried asking a girl out?

my problem is I can get a girl to go out with me. once, maybe even two or three times. but eventually she always just ends up ignoring me/tells me she's started seeing someone else. it's happened so many times now I've lost count. I don't even want to bother going through the bullshit/spending money on dates anymore. I have completely just stopped giving a shit about getting laid.

>>81783163

I was like that till 23, now I'm 26 and had a few gfs. You're not too late unless you're hideous.

>>81781795
>see this at 5
>movie came out 12 years ago
...

>>81783330
i don't like any of the girls i meet

>>81783466

think of it as money keeping your brain active female isolation gives you brain damage

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>>81783466
I never even managed to get a date.

>was a huge misogynist growing up because of being fat and getting rejected
>get skinny and better looking
>still very awkward but eventually figure out how to get literally any woman
>even more misogynist now that I know the man behind the curtains
This is fucking awful. I wish I never looked up PUA shit. Talking to women has become so easy and formulaic. I'm never surprised and they're like slightly smarter dogs to me now.
The same shit works every single fucking time no matter how smart or aware they call themselves.
Fuck this.

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>turn bi out of sexual frusration
>fuck a bunch of guys and traps
>still feel like a virgin because I havent fucked a girl

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>>81782842

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tfw ive had many girlfriends and boyfriends over the years but theyve always made the first step, I never approached first myself
To this day, i still dont know how to approach anyone

>>81782799
It's all over m8, say goodbye to sexy time, ain't never gonna return.

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>>81783724
>be bi
>still end up 25 year old hhkv

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>>81783820
>when the only woman that approach you are fat single mothers and literal crack whores

>>81783865
dude grindr

>>81783660
So what does a woman need to do to be smart to you? Is it the fact that they fall for the pickup lines or what?

>>81783724
I cant tell if im bi or asexual or what

>can see and understand men and women who are attractive
>never look at someone and think of actual sex with them
>fap, its pretty emotionless, will go a week or two without fapping again
>never wake up wishing I had a bf/gf

Its almost like I barely have a sex drive at all.

>>81783660
What's the secret?

>>81783881
most of the times i attract people from other countries, maybe its my italian charme or something
But everyone soon learns that behind the cool facade im only interested in soccer and videogames so they all eventually leave

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>>81783994
I have nothing going for me, I'm just a random balding white dude.

>>81783660
Teach me, master

>>81783988
take zinc

>>81783724
enjoy your aids

>>81781744

>dodges succubi for decades
>this is seen as a bad thing

Women slowly suck out your soul.

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>>81784028
suca

>>81784107
No but you can not be not interested in sex!!! kill yourself!!!!!!

>>81782868

clergy make a conscienceness vow to stay chaste (most are fags), the tumblr definition of asexual makes it sound like an orientation, which is pretty pathetic

>>81784254
I don't know the tumblr definiton of asexual, I'm not into sex but only into my weird vore fetish, doesn't that count as asexual?

>>81784107
>when virgins start believing their jokes

>>81784310
>wanting a roastie

for what purpose? they add nothing but useless responsibilities to ones life.
better avoid.

>>81784173
ma stai zitto bufu sei un coglione di merda bufu mongoloide che voi na mazzettata sotto ai denti non passare a roma che piji na sveglia che te a ricordi

>>81784028

>balding

Hahahahahahaha

>>81784301

you sound like a very special person anon, don't let anyone else tell you otherwise

>>81784409
Nice strawman I guess?

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>>81784364
ha menato darkside mo viene anche per te se non ti chiudi quella bocca di merda

>>81784383
I don't even care that much about it but normies bring it up all the time.

>>81784471

no I believe you, you can stop trying to persuade me

>>81784549
Persuade you about what?

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>>81784394
this

>tfw jerk off to beautiful 10/10 woman instead of trying to get some 4/10 gf

for me RL woman lost when HD porn became a thing

>>81784621
Actually pretty sad when you think abour it; being okay with stroking your dick to girls getting banged by someone else

>>81784571

Asexual vore? I thought we were done here

>>81784712
C U C K

>>81784749
Yes?

I'm glad you understand

>>81781939
>the only woman in my dating pool would probably be fat used up single moms

Trust me, single moms still have better options than you.

...I've seen it.

>>81784712
I firmly believe porn is virtual cuckoldry

Unless it's lesbian

>>81784488

A baldie faggot like you dont deserve double dubs

Asexuality is a meme for virgins trying to cope with being worthless losers and faggots traumatized by having a bad sex once

>>81781939
>>want to kill myself but kinda want to know what /tv/ is up to in the future
lol.

>>81781939
>want to kill myself but kinda want to know what /tv/ is up to in the future

Has /tv/ produced anything of worth in the last 4 years?

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>>81781939
>want to kill myself with helium in the future once all the fun and hope dries up
>retarded americans are selling the worlds largest helium reserve for dirt cheep to kids birthday parties
>probably won't be able to afford what little helium is left in 20 years

FUCK

>>81782716
I saw an ass once, bunch of women coming home from hen party. One of them decided to drop their pants.

>>81782799
It never comes back. No really, first it's "I'm still healing", then it's "I'm tired from the baby", then it's "not while the kids are awake" and "but what if the kids wake up". Eventually you get used to the once a month schedule where you get 3 minutes and she just lays there spread eagle telling you to finish up.

That said I have 2 sons and they're fun to play with and actually have unconditional love for me so you lose somethings but gain others.

>>81784943
>I had sex

Fuck off.

>>81784712
what if you only fap to solos?

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>>81784712
But I only watch solo stuff

checkmate

>>81783989
>>81784045
It's very, very simple.
You keep an emotional distance from them 95% of the time but occasionally target them with a very precise moment of emotion and opening up. It puts the delusion in their head that they're special and you only change and show vulnerability for her.
This switch between being an asshole and showing her love rarely is the kind of emotional roller coaster women are fucking addicted to.

>>81785105
can confirm

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14 more years

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>>81782842
>If i pull that off will you die?
>It would be extremely hilarious.

>>81785075
>>81785079
>solos
I'm not sure how that doesn't drive you crazy later on. Just some pixels on a screen you can't touch.

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>>81781744

Legit had this same thought earlier today when I saw this while browsing Netflix.

Albeit I was 18 when this first came out, and even back then the film made me uncomfortable cause I wondered if I'd end up like him.

I'm 30 now.

>>81783511
this

>>81781939
Ok Rodger

Reminder that he was perfectly happy with his life pre-forced date craze brought on by his co-workers.

Whats your excuse?

>>81781744
Even if I become a 40 yo virgin I still don't look like that
It doesn't work like that.

>>81785439
I'm actually pretty happy. I'm part of a civil war reenactment group and a few war gaming groups. I have the first genuine friends of my entire life right now.

>>81783204
What is this a reference to

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>>81785254
better than the real thing, add an onahole to it and its like heaven.

when you're done you turn all that shit off and do something else, like idk something productive.

>not masturbating exclusively to facebook pictures

>>81782647
Unless you fuck it up and suffocate to death

>>81785439
Did he have actual male friends before starting dating ?

>>81782604
>i could never kill myself though im too afraid of pain
I couldn't kill myself because of what it'd do to my parents. It'd be cruel to put them through that at this stage in life.

>>81785517
I feel even worse after jacking off to Big Titty Bitches 8.

>>81785652
>implying you would go through with it even if you did not care about them

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>>81785660
I always feel good after jerking off.

>>81785697
I honestly would. Try living with several chronic conditions at 22, see how you feel about life then.

>>81785775
Who is this spunk monk?

>>81785823
i wouldnt understand
but i still doubt it

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>>81785775
Well, the fact that I can't even dream of laying hands on a body like this, would drive me crazy.

I don't even fap to straight porn anymore cos I don't feel worthy of it.

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>>81785915

>>81785105

Yeah this works for getting laid with Women you don't care.
But if you apply this formula with girls you really care for, it won't work and you will never feel love.

You start not caring about 'just having sex' with random girls once you feel connection with someone, it's far more rewarding.

After having sex with a girl you feel something special with, sex intercourse with random girls seem dull, trust me. You ejaculate and just want to go home and play some games or whatever.

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>>81786016
I can't get it anyway (without paying a shitload of money) so why bother being sad about something I can't have?

>>81786040
This works on every woman, which is why I can't have respect for any woman.
You can play the "sex is so much better with love" card all you want, but I can't fall in love for someone retarded enough to fall for this shit. ie every woman

>>81784394
i think is the opposite

>>81783660
So you too realized that if talk to them like children theyre putty in your hands. That's all it is really. Once you realize the majority of them have the rationality and intelligence of a middle schooler youre in.

>>81786124

What I tried to say is that if you play that game, you wont never have something special, because you that's the only way you see them.

By applying this formula to all girls, you won't never be able to have the connection, you are just playing games

try not to follow your formula for once, it will be more real.
Be sincere, show yourself, It will take a lot of time to come, but it will be rewarding, trust me

>>81781744
Do any other anons suffer from limp dick through excessive masturbation/medication/condom ect;? I hooked up with a girl from Tinder recently and as soon I put the condom went on my dick gave up. Bearing in mind I do take strong anti depressants too

>>81783820
Verratti?

>>81786324
The point is that I've seen the man behind the curtains, the strings on the puppet, whatever metaphor you want to use.
The magic will never come back because I've seen how the system works. There's no cuteness or love anymore. I just see the stupid animal instincts and the same retarded patterns repeating themselves. There is no way to go back.

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>>81782842

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>>81781939
>want to kill myself but kinda want to know what /tv/ is up to in the future
>its probably just more threads like this

I hope we don't have real 40 years olds browsing /tv/.

>>81786442
It's time to move on to girls who have attained the same awareness with you

>>81786821
Im 61 and have had sex once with a black hooker in the 70s. This website is the only thing keeping me going

>>81786097
Why feel bad? Cos everyone except you and other rejects are having sex.

Porn is like having a framed picture of a gold bar.

And beyond just sex, I would like to have some sort of female presence in my life that aren't mother figures. All I have now is a guy who is literally /pol/ personified, he's even went shemale escorts cos he doesn't like "stuck up bitches" or somethiny like that. I'd drop him, but he's the only friend I got.

>>81786929
pics of wrinkled hand or you're a lying faggot.

>>81786929
Wow, I hope I kill myself before I reach your position.

>>81781939
>>want to kill myself but kinda want to know what /tv/ is up to in the future
Fuck. IKTF

>>81781744
>man gives up all of his hobbies and wealth to marry a single grandmother roastie

lamo

>>81781744
If you're that old and haven't gotten laid then just get a hooker. Offer any random single middle aged woman at a bar $100 and she'll fuck you.

>>81782694
>tfw you had sex yesterday
>tfw you didn't have sex today
>cuz you like having sex every 3~5 days
>cuz you can decide what works best for you
>cuz you have sex that regularly

damn gunna suck when she stops talking to me

>>81787061
This is my favourite post ever

>>81784911
Brendanposting

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Do you niggers try to change things instead of just complaining?

>>81782694
I could just go on Tinder and bang sluts. I'm good looking enough, but what's the point? I could just play Honey Select and create perfect women.

>why don't you just get a prostitute

cause I want to find a girl I love?

>>81782842
Sweet pasta

>>81784621
who is this goddess?

>>81787591
Change what?

I'm 27, out of sync with my peers and have no experience in relationships. And to top it off, geekdom has become mainstream and geeks have basically been pushed out their own niche.

The fuck am I supposed to do now?

>>81787951
Fuck a hooker.

If you don't do anything autistic in the process, it should give you some confidence

>>81788014
Fucking a hooker will not cure my autist personality, it will remind me that I have to pay women to touch me.

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>>81781744
>tfw
>I have more toys than anyone Ive ever known
>even other people on the internet
>shelves, bins, so many toys.
>shitty 90's taste
>shit retail job
>still handsome tall and get dates all the time
>can't bring them back to my place
>Scenes from 40 year old virgin flash in my mind when I think about bringing a girl home

Kissing is pretty nice though guys, who needs sex?

>>81787591
I was a 26 year old virgin, lost it a week before my 27th birthday, didn't really change anything other than the fact that I went out more.

>>81787951
I'm talking about trying to talk more to girls, or to people in general. If not because you actually like socializing, at least to improve yourself because it's something you need.

>>81788125
How did you do it?

>>81788056
Then your only choice is hiding your autism somehow and developing enough social skills to engage in conversations properly

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>>81781744
Wow. Because of this thread I am done with 4chan. Four years in the making and I've finally realized that this the what the site has actually been all along. A bunch of hiveminded boys that never bother to venture outside of their comfort zone yet assume to know how the world works. I'm done with this site. I'm done with message boards. Bye everyone.

>inb4 have fun on Reddit

>>81782842
kekekek

>>81784048
I wish I lived in a world without zinc

>>81785775
Looks like a 12 year old

Into the trash it goes

>>81788324
See you tomorrow

>putting pussy on a petal stool
lmaoing @ ur life

>>81788161
>talk to people

In your late 20s, people's social circle have been established. Also I don't have much to talk about besides ranting about how the world sucks (which I don't do).

>>81783466
>I have completely just stopped giving a shit about getting laid.
this. i used to care a lot, but i guess i just got used to the fact that it's just not gonna happen. i'm a relatively average guy on the outside, good job, fit, etc. i have a pretty big circle of friends who are all in relationships. i just can't stand being around normies and never put myself in situations where i would ever meet anyone. when i go out on rare occasions it's like they can tell

>>81785254
Yeah well you're never 'really' touching women either because the light has taken time to reach you

>>81788511
idk man my best friend i met when i was 24 and he was 27. just talk to people at work 1 on 1 social circles dont really matter then

>>81788511
It's not like people can't make new friends, and even so not everyone will have to be.
I'm starting to talk to people I don't know. Sometimes it's silly or feels forced, but that's ultimately good because it will make me more resilient to uncomfortable situations.

>>81788777
I work at a supermarket where the staff is rotated constantly, I've made a few acquaintences but most have different interests and all are the outgoing clubbing type.

>>81788877
Why don't you just punch us in the face?

How do men live with women? I don't get dudes that will let their gf move in with them, why the fuck would you want to be around a woman 24/7? I can handle them in small doses, but I can't even begin to imagine having to deal with constantly being tested until she breaks you down slowly into a whipped dog.

I thought the whole point of living on your own was being free. If you've got someone living with you, you're not free anymore.

Is there a worse feeling than having to pay someone to fulfill a basic human need? I've gotten an escort once, lost my virginity to her, and I felt so broken and hopeless afterwards that I actually vomited. She was kissing me and all I felt was disgust, thinking about how fucked I am that I need to pay for this, and how many other men she's fucked, how she probably feels nothing but contempt for me.

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>be tfw no gf
>be interested to a grill
>make a move to claim her
>she likes me now
>I have no longer interest in her

repeat this cycle over and over again

I dont even care about getting gf or laid anymore

I ascended past >tfw no gf and found nothing beyond

now i just rather play videogames and watch kinos

>>81789011
1. you have to actually like eachother or it wont work
2. you have to set your own rules
3. you have to compromise

living with a girl is a lot harder than having your own bachelor pad and getting a 4 hour pussy delivery a couple nights per week

>>81789126
The amount of humble-bragging. Get hit by a car.

i jerk off with poppers sometimes, if you sniff them as you're about to cum they make you nut super hard

onaholes are also a worthwhile purchase

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>Tfw gf wants to fuck but I'm stuck on the toilet having a really bad shit

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>>81788877

Please help me, you people are the only ones i can even relate to anymore and honestly i trust random people on the internet more than anyone i know irl.
There is this woman who i'm completely infatuated with. I'm not stupid and can see she is losing interest, but the only time we see each other, which has only been a couple of times, is by making plans before, our lives don't overlap otherwise. I don't know what to do to see her again anymore desu. I've tried to make plans a couple of times and even though she was busy she also avoided the question or simply said something akin to "but ehy maybe next week we can hang out". What the fuck am i supposed to do? Act distant and respond with shit like "whatever" which is a total lie because i do care, or simply tell her that i am really interested in her and want to see her and know about her?

What if by acting cold i push her away, but what if by telling her the truth i appear weak and, again, drive her away.

I'm dying over here.

>>81783988
I'm the same way. Look up schizoid personality disorder on wiki, it probably describes you to a tee. Either that or I'm just addicted to porn and have become too complacent to actually try to hook up with women.

>>81781744
I'm not even a virgin and it still hits too hard because I've only had sex with one girl and even though we used to do it like 6 times a day that was over a year ago.

Anyone else /bornagainvirgin/ here?

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>>81788877
aaaaaaaaaaa

>>81789232

You missed the boat, hit the gym and next time strike while the iron is hot.

>>81789232
btw she is a literature major (don't meme that please) that acts emotionally distant

>>81789232
She's just not into you.

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>>81789359
Yeah i figured that a bit ago.

>>81781744
>as a kid
Fuck I need to get off this site.

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>>81789396
Honestly i shouldn't have even posted. Fuck it.

>>81781744
>see that movie as a teenager
>chuckle at the Mortal Kombat reference
>see it today
>remember that Seth Rogen is in it and instantly turn it off

>>81789467
The good news is that women are like buses. You're likely to catch a disease from one, and they're frequently ridden by niggers.

It's a mixture of being anti social media and a porn addict. I just don't give a shit about women. Tfw no gf hits only a couple times a week but I can get over it easily by doing drugs, fapping, and vidya

>>81784712
>fapping to porn with men in it

what a fag

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>>81781744
>40 years old
>great health
>great shape
>good job with great friends
>hobby he's dedicated to
>fucking awesome apartment
>b-but hes a virgin
>loses ALL OF THE ABOVE for a shitty girlfriend
what was the moral of this movie anyway?

I tried going out to bars and chatting up women, went nowhere

I tried tinder and online dating, went nowhere, always got ghosted

I consider myself interesting and good looking, and I'm tall

I think I gave up kinda. Now when i look at women I just don't want to talk to them, it's very frustrating. It's a reminder that I;m so disconnected from society and normal people that I'm too far gone

I'm probably one of those guys who just frequent whores

Talking to women is a chore

When I get rejected I think to myself, ok obviously I'm unattractive or broken, or something's wrong with me, and I would need to fundamentally change myself which is painful and soul-killing

>he thinks hes too good for the women he can attract
LOL

>>81789246
me, same situation

>>81789790
im married with kids but i kind of get those guys. id rather jack off to hd porn than fuck some disgusting single mom

>>81788161
I was at a party and I started talking to a girl, she got my number and texted me.

>>81781744
25 year old virgin soon.

>>81786929
fuckin a

>>81781744
>Sometimes, I can't help but feeling that I'm
>Living a life of illusion

>>81789747
The moral was always listen to your Jewish overlords

>>81785105
>>81783660
holy fuck people on 4chan are stupid, you actually buy into that pua shit and believe it's not all about your face? fuking lol

>>81789747

I wonder if he ever even had kids of his own.

>>81781744
>finally lose virginity at 23
>it's awful
>fuck a few more women
>it's still awful
Women are fucking disgusting sluts. Fact is that I missed out on dating when I was young, so now there's just disgusting used up whores. At least I'm not a virgin though.

>>81790285
I'm 23 and I'm only attracted to 16-19yo

I hope to fuck 18yolds when I'm in my 30s, 40s, 50s until I die

>>81788697
the most annoying thing is all the normies on here with their amazing insight and groundbreaking advice like. "just get out of your comfort zone" "just go talk to people." I've been doing that shit since I hit puberty 10 years ago. I've gotten lucky a few times but it never lasts. I'm sick of acting fake, going to places I hate because it's the "place to be," getting ghosted, feeling like an ass everytime people ask shit like "so how's it going with that chick" and being dumped.

>be in college, where apparently everyone is fucking each other
>still no friends

What the fuck, how does anyone make friends here when they're all on their phones? It's like they came in with friends built-in.

>>81784911
Baneposting and Chloe's memes

>>81790589
Just give up. It's not worth it. I don't socialize anymore or try anymore because I know I won't enjoy it and nothing will come of it. If I get invited somewhere, I just stay home where I can relax.

>>81790589
this is why i just pretend im single while fucking a 4/10 girl that does anything i want

>>81790672
>how does anyone make friends here when they're all on their phones
Here's a hint: they might be talking to their friends.

>>81790672
They go to parties and have drunken sex with each other.

>>81790825
livin the dream

>>81790827
Yeah, but how did they get those friends in the first place?

>>81784914
If only there were some other inert gas like helium, perhaps even making up the majority of our atmosphere...

I fart too much. Like every 2 minutes. So I'll never have gf. Also I can't seem to get it up now.

If the people you're hang out with make fun of you for being a virgin them you need to hang out with different people

As for me I've never even tried to get a gf so I can't complain

Holy shit.

How weird are you guys?

How do you guys NOT have sex?? I had sex for thr first time when i was like 13 and im definetly not a chad.

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>>81791589

>>81791649
Sont you post that frog face.

Im serious. Where did you grow up? In a third world country? If you grew up wherw i grew up, sex is easy

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>>81791589

>>81791706
Third world countries is where people usually have sex young. Rich people have sex education and shit.

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>>81791589
I'm intelligent and a late bloomer.

>>81791739
Yea, we do. But we were just kids man. Kids want to have fun.
>>81791727
Whats wrong?

>>81783163
Tell them how much you masturbate to their girlfriends.

>>81791589
I had sex when I was 24 and I have a micropenis.

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>>81792082
>that feel when 26yo touchless virgin with a 7inch dick

>>81781744
>he was a kid when it came out
>he relates now
you're what, 19? you can't relate.

>>81782799
Take a firm grip and start tugging like a 13 year old boy who found a playboy magazine. It's about all you can do now

>>81791276
people stop caring after highschool to be honest. But they'll always look down upon you for being a virgin past 20. And they should. Go fuck someone at least once, why the fuck aren't you? you can't be that ugly or socially inept. And if you were, there's always someone ugly and socially inept enough for you

>>81792703
I'd never go that low and give away my virginity to some 3/10

>>81792744
>give away my virginity
10/10, anon.

>>81785775
>>81786016
>>81786030
This stuff doesn't even make me hard anymore, fat cow-tits have ruined me.

>>81781744
>movie about 40 year old virgin
>is the least pathetic person in the movie
Really gets the noggin joggin

>>81788092
>still handsome tall
if this was true then they wouldn't care about seeing your manchild collection

>>81789747
To be honest, Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd and the black guy weren't actually his friends, they just invited him to play poker and found out he was a virgin and began to help him

>>81785254
Solos are probably the best way to go.

Pornography is basically cuckold training. You see a hot girl you want to fuck and masturbate to her getting fucked by someone else. Eventually you've dug yourself into a hole where you cant get off without your dick in your own hand and more turned on at watching the girl get fucked. At least with solo girls you can pretend she is doing it for you or something.

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>>81791589
Super shy and I dont like sharing my interests with anyone.

I haven't had a conversation with a girl who wasnt a friends gf in years.

>>81788324
Alright then fuck off already you faggot.

I'm too much of a hairy brown manet so I don't even bother.

>>81788877
Delete this forum post

>>81781939
I was a virgin until I was 29. I just pretended I wasn't and lied to everybody, including the girl I lost my virginity to

>>81792703
But they'll always look down upon you for being a virgin past 20

You need to meet different people

let me tell you guys about my friend B and why its better to be a virgin

>go to a small party with my close friends
>its lame as fuck but its my friends friends party so we stay
>only girls there are nasty but were drunk so we let them latch on to our group
>my friends thirsty as fuck so he chats em up all night even though theyre borderline obese
>weeks later and hes showing up to mine and my friends apartments with these girls
>these girls are cancerous gutter trash nolifers so we put an end to it right away
>my boy starts dating the more haggard one
>she's 7 years older than us(32) looks like she pregnant with drawn on eyebrows has 3 kids with the baby daddy in prison and all her friends are big fatass black girls
>we have to cut our friend out because hes choosing this girl over us
>fast forward a year and a half and he shows up at my place
>tells us hes done with her now cuz shes been fucking around on him
>B gets drunk and tells us he was a virgin and everything he told us before was just an elaborate web of lies
>dude paid for literally everything for this bitch for a YEAR and her kids and went it to debt for them
>all because this disgusting ogre bitch sucked his cock twice every day
>he goes back to her a few weeks later because he says we're not the same anymore and he loves her kids
>fast forward a year they are still together and all my friends have completely excommunicated B
>know for a fact the baby daddy started fucking his girl two weeks after getting out

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I don't know what the fuck happened with this site my bros. I started on here when I was 13 and edgy as fuck, bitching about being a beta and how girls friendzoned me.

But i grew out of it. I don't enjoy this website anymore because no one grew out of it. I like the discussion about TV or film, or on /v/ the conversations that are really about vidya.

Just grow the fuck up. Its so easy. If you keep coming to this website and bitching about how you'll never get a girl or not be a NEET, you damn yourself to it. Start hanging out with real people outside, force yourself to. After a while human interaction becomes natural.

The racism and shit on this site has gone from edgy contrarian shit to self-loathing turned into a hatred for other people. Just be normal you losers.

>>81794804
Adding on to this. I can't even fucking enjoy /ck/ anymore because of the self-hating alcoholics. I'm going back to /hoc/

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>>81794879
bye

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>>81791589
Nice bait. Time to go.

>>81794804
Fuck off and die. Make it happen faggot, kill yourself.

>>81782706
Ay

>>81781744

I'm a virgin not because I'm a loser, but because I literally choose not to due to my beliefs.

I literally asked a girl straight up if she thought I was a virgin. She blushed and said no fucking way.

You losers will never know what its like to be a Chad in the streets, and a NEET in sheets.

>>81783304
Dude just be an asshole without sounding like one.
>I'm busy
>I chose not to go drinking
>It's not my thing
>I cannot be compelled
>I need to power through this [sidequest] I've been working on
etc

>>81781939
Lmao just do it you sad sack waste of space

>>81782706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUHxDG4ARQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HeIANJnCCI

>wahh wahh I want to kill myself b/c I can't get pussy meme :,(
What about ambitions? Getting a good job and getting ahead in life? Improving your hobbies and skills? There's more to life than sex you pathetic pissbaby faggots.

>>81789246
3.5 years without boom boom, don't miss it

>>81796329
tell that to chad

>>81796329
How can you expect ambitions and successful career from someone who can't even get laid?

This is you OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI

>>81791589
this

I ain't no chad, hell, I post on /tv/, and I have been sexually active since I'm 13 or 14

>>81784943
Drop kids off your or her parents/siblings for the weekend

It's not that fucking hard

>>81786397
I know that feel.

>>81791589
I'm a catholic priest so I can't

>>81794626
She didn't notice?

>tfw you're only attracted to little girls but all the little girls out in public are always with their parents and you never have the opportunity to flirt with them and make their tight little preteen pussies wet with your mature sweet talk
god i want to fuck a little girl so bad

>>81784990
This is why most of you will never get laid.

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>>81797222
you just got to know where to look.

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>like 15 years ago watch some show where a character makes an offhand joke about some guy being a loser for losing his virginity at 20
>I'm 27 now

I think that literal lepers could pull more pussy than an adult virgin.

>>81797222
Move to some 3rd world/SEA country.

>>81797222
kys

imagine being so pathetic that you give up with mature women because they realise how dumb you are and then going for little girls

literally kys my man

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>>81797659

>watch this again
>envy his comfy apartment

it's so nice lads

>>81797679
>being proud of being a rapist

>>81797659
more like
"imagine being so intelligence that you give up with mature women because you realize how dumb and ugly they are and then go for sexier little virgins"

>>81797782
The only reason to pick a virgin girl is because you are super insecure about yourself, and the only way you think a girl would accept you would be if she doesn't have experience to compare

>>81797764
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rind_et_al._controversy

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>>81797829

>>81797829
>The only reason to pick a virgin girl is because you are super insecure about yourself

or because non virgin girls dont want virgins anyway

>>81797829
are you a sith lord?

>>81797829
>tfw panicking because some /tv/ anon may be going after your daughter and is now trying super hard to scare them on the internet
>tfw you know you've just messed up and is making even more /tv/ anons lust for your daughter

>>81797829
lel get rekt >>81797850

>tfw used to slay pussy all the fucking time from 16-24
>haven't gotten laid in 7 years now
>don't even give a shit about getting laid anymore
Honestly, feels okay man? You would think it would bother me but after a couple of years without getting laid, I just didn't care anymore. Now I'm 31 and fat, happier than I've ever been in my fucking life.

>>81797850
If you marry a dog it won't give you aids nor will cheat on you

Because they are too dumb to, just like dating a little girl. Once they adquire consience they'll drop you

>>81797889
nice blog normie where can i subscribe for more

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>>81797914
90% of this thread are greentext blogposts, faggot. Are you really that butthurt that I got laid when I was younger?

Calm yourself, my child.

>>81797904
What if I want to date a little girl to train her on how to become a proper wife and then marry her and fuck her when she comes of age? Is that acceptable to you? Your parenting skills are probably as shit as everyone else in the free love generation. Keep popping out sluts for chad to fuck in college.

>>81797889
>fat

disgusting, go lift or something. jesus.

>>81797937
Your post wasn't funny or insightful. It was just a fucking blog you complete retard. Are you so egotistical that you think anyone on an anonymous imageboard cares about your life? Fuck off.

>>81797954
>lifting over the age of 30
30 is the age where a man should give up and embrace oblivion, anon. you'll understand one day.
>>81797978
> Are you so egotistical that you think anyone on an anonymous imageboard cares about your life
I don't know, nigger. You did reply to it, after all. Thanks for the (You)s.
:^)

>>81797942
>Is that acceptable to you?
Of course no, it's not ok to mess with girls that haven't developed their personalities

Read a book or two about psichology and you'll know about it. If a 13 years old girl dates an adult guy her life will be pretty much fucked forever

im a virgin because im born with a facial deformity and extremely hideous. Pretty depressing knowing no amount of effort will change my horrible face.

>>81798003
herp derp read a book dofus i read a book once a little girl had a bad life :((( herpa derpa i know nothing just read a book bro
God you sound like a fucking retard. This conversation is over.

>>81797993
you sound like a nigger

>>81798028
Nice to see you run out of arguments that easy and give up, I hope your short temper stops you from raping girls in real life

>>81789922
Single and this. Fuck all that noise. I'm not going to settle down and marry some slut.

Over easter dinner I was asked something about getting a woman and I just responded that I don't need some nag going out and spending my money. Nobody could tell me I was wrong.

>>81798050
he sounds like a normalfag redditor 2bh

>>81798012
Post pic

>>81798056
your "argument" was "read a book" because you're too lazy and retarded to actually present any facts. everyone on this site a fucking retard I swear to christ

>>81798093
You ain't worth my time, I don't need to go check my books to post a direct quote. You already gave up with the argument the time you insulted me

You rapists are violent as fuck, but only against little girls or on the internet. Rather sad to be honest

>>81790672
>>81790785
>>81791276
>>81791589
>>81792703
Listen guys, the issue is that with the prevalence of social media us awkward guys are under the microscope, being examined like never before, every action is scrutinized. Mostly gone are the days when nerds could accidentally stumble into sex, now the females are practicing extreme vetting via social media, they want to check you out; and even if they're kinda into you one of their whore friends won't be and will shoot your chances down without you even knowing about it.

t. not a virgin because I got in and got our before every bitch had a smartphone

>>81798058
>all women are sluts who want to take my money

Still not over getting rejected by your high-school crush, eh?

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>Movie/Show tries to make protagonist look like a loser/social outcast.
>They still have a gf or have sex with women.

>>81798203
I fucked my high-school crush, repeatedly. I guess maybe between my autism, poor impulse control, molestation, and years of fapping (didn't get vagoo till I was 18) I became a piece of shit and cheated on every girl I ever went out with.

So no, I understand that you have to pay to play, but I choose not to. And I do sympathize with men who haven't upgraded themselves aside from earning a good steady income and are seen as a "smart, safe choice" by desperate single mothers. My cousin was selected by one of these whores. Yes, selected, is exactly what happened.

I am married, and my wife is truly my best friend. We like many of the same TV shows and films, we go to concerts together frequently. We also go out with our friends, single and attached, and rarely talk about sex or relationships.

>>81798387
You are a bitter, jaded asshole with an extremely narrow worldview. I hope you can fix yourself some day and be happy.

>>81798471
Are you a fucking mormon? You're life sounds depressing

>>81798471
>my wife is truly my best friend
holy kek, the divorce is going to be pathetic as fuck. I hope you commit suicide faggot

>>81798518
Thanks. It really stems from my interpersonal problems. I'd still rather be alone than merely being tolerated, never accepted. Probably like many here.

>>81783364

>have to repeat myself a couple of times until she gives me her number

how exactly did this conversation go anon?

I could probably lose my virginity if I could find a job allowing me to waste money on basic shit like dates and valentine presents, unfortunately I live in shitty Italy and the best I can find without nepotism are unpaid internships.

>>81784364
>>81784482
Ma porco dio state calmi

>>81799214
Letteralmente me.

E il peggio è che io sono in Sardegna.

>>81788324
It took you four years to realize that? I just come here for the keks and occasionally some good discourse. You're doing 4chan wrong if you take anons too seriously.

>>81799214
How do you manage to be both Italian AND dateless virgin? You lucked out the birth lottery and still managed to mess up. The only way to mess it up bigger is if you're born French and somehow still be a dateless virgin.

>>81800771
Sono del nord e non cambia niente.

>>81800907
I spent half of my childhood in Bongland, maybe that's what jinxed me.

>>81798185
This is why you dont get facebook.

Enable driver mode and be yourself.

>tfw have a healthy sex life since 17 but never had a healthy relationship because deep down you know being sad is easier

I'm dating a really sweet girl right now I can't wait to purposely fuck it up by sleeping with her friend or by being an asshole for no reason until she leaves

>>81783511
>>81785373
well then

boys

>>81802266
no
i liked one girl once but that ended poorly