You're at the park with your dog and this guy comes over

>dog
>her
kys. Dogs - M;Cats - F

>>81773745
He actually kicked it in the ribs, which is where you kick a gog to get their attention.
But seriously how much of an asshole do you need to be for a lab to bite you?

>>81773745
I kick him in then shin very hard and run away with my doggo

>>81773796

Some dogs get aggressive around their food. Usually you get them used to it as a pup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM

>>81773745
Who was in the wrong here?

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>>81773916

1:14

Labradors are the best

>>81773916
Especially abused/neglected dogs that are adopted. Most of my dogs were cool with it but one of them wouldn't let me touch her dish even if it was empty. She wouldn't bite me or anything, but she'd pick it up and run to the other side of the yard and try to hide it.

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I am the Dog Wheeeeesperer.

>LE DOGGO XDDD

truly the reddit animal

>>81773745
>dog growls at you
>fuck with it anyway

he deserves the bite

>>81774725

Shut it ya poof

>>81774884
his job is to train it not walk away and say its fucked

>>81774725
Not a single person said that word.
Fuck off, reddit.

>>81773745
My baby knows to get behind me if someone untrustworthy approaches. She'd be behind my legs and up on my shoulder before he could do anything to her.

>>81773745
Let the dog handle this.

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>>81773745
That dog is making America great again

>>81773745
well ive almost got into a fight with an entire town over them wanting me to let my dog out of the car so this guy would probably get into a knock down drag out fight and hopfully i dont have a weapon in hands reach

>>81774884
It gets trained or put down. Also, he didn't complain.

>>81774651
awe

>>81773745
Tell the ATF to leave me and my dog alone,

>female dog
i hate furries so much

>>81775234
woah.........now this is a guy u gotta watch out for......

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>>81775202
>white woman(dog) attacks spic
>in the end he domesticates her and she becomes his property

YOU
LITERALLY
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

>>81773916

>Fucking punches the doggo

DELET THIS

>>81773796
The owner is an asshole for doing such a shitty job raisin his dog that it bites people.

>>81773916
What a fucking idiot. He was literally teasing the dog to attack.

>approaches it while eating
>punches it in the chest

I'd bite you aswell you cunt.

>then, kneels over it
>dog starts growling
>goes to put his hand on its face

It's an entertainment show. He's a fucking idiot. He shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a dog.

>>81775538
t.pussy

Cesar es un maquina

>>81775538
>Have child around
>Goes to pet the doggo
>Doggo crushes their face in her mouth
Nice avoiding the point, my man

>>81775538
lmao

fucking backseat whisperer. get the fuck outta here

>>81775538
He's done more for dogs and dog-owners than anyone ever. You're just a retard.

>>81775538
>Criticizing someone for approaching a dog while eating, like it's expected that the dog will just bite you

holy fucking shit, please never own a dog / animal in your life, please. It's niggers like you that make it so people like me can't own certain breeds.

>>81775466

Well you just made up that shit about the dog representing white women, so apparently you can make this shit up.

>>81775833

Everyone knows you don't raise a child and a pet dog at the same time. If they want a pet you get them a fucking goldfish or something.

>>81775961
>t. mexicano

>>81775883
>He's done more for dogs and dog-owners than anyone ever

True story, some kid was playing with a ball outside my house, the ball went over the fence where my dog was (german shepard). The kids dad tried to go get it, and my dog ended up locking on the guys arm like OPs webm. Guy sued in small claims court. He was trespassing, we had 2 beware of dog signs, and dog had never bitten anyone before. Ended up settling for a bit of profit. Dumb fuck.

>>81775930
>approaching
he punched the dog, he is not a family member

>>81775833
Child where? All I saw is a man provoking an eating dog.

>>81775930
>Criticizing someone for approaching a dog while eating,

He punched it in the chest you fucking moron.

>>81776279
If I remember correctly the owners want a baby and the dog is obviously a danger to it. Hence the reason why he's there. Also he fought it after it growled. I'm sorry you have such an awful memory you can't remember the first 30 seconds.

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Mr Dog, im TRAINER

>>81776436
you have no idea how a dog thinks. please, never own a dog.

>>81773745
Laugh as my dog tears a new hole in his boipussi

t. Pit bull owner

>>81776491
What would he have done if the dog bit his balls?

Also, why do dogs only ever go for the arm?

>>81776508
I do. And I would never allow it to set the precedent that it can threaten me to get what it wants. You should change your name to King Kuck, tbqh.

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>>81776508
>he thinks he can read a dog's mind

>>81776561
I've had 6 dogs. All beautiful friendly dogs. I could take them anywhere, never had to use a lead or collar with any of them. They never bit/ growled at anyone.

I'm not saying that Lab didn't deserve a slap for biting, but it's his fault. That dog was scared senpai. He was a stranger approaching HIS house, trying to fuck with it.

If I came around to your house and took away your dinner, would you be angry?

>>81775961

That's bullshit. Getting a puppy and raising it alongside a newborn is a good way to raise and train a protective and loyal animal.

>>81776739

It's part of the training process. He has to show that dog that it can't behave like that.

Yes, it was his fault that he got bit, that's the point. The point was to provoke the dog and then teach it an appropriate response.

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>>81776580
You could tell by its fucking body language you retard.

>>81775961
>>81776741
He is half right. Dogs can get jelly and resentful towards the kid if the baby hoards all the attention. You also have to teach your kid that the dog is no toy but a living being, so tail grabbing and ear pulling is a no-no.

>>81776817
what did you think the dog whisperer was trying to do?

>>81776739
My dog would never bite you for taking his food. Because we trained him.

>>81776930
I didn't realise he was actually trying to start a fight. Pretty fucking strupid if you ask me.

>>81776948
Neither would mine. If would probably wag its tail thinking im playing

>>81777009
So what's your point?

>>81776930
eye fucking it?

>>81776739
>. That dog was scared


That dog was anything but scared.

>>81777047
I didn't make one. What's your point?

>there are people ITT that think they shouldn't be the dominant one in the relationship with their doggo

baka

>>81776491
pupper succ

>>81777075
It was nervous. It stared at him for 10 seconds before eating, then he fucking jumps on its back almost. He was acting a retard around an obviously paranoid dog.

>>81777087
You insinuated it's ok for a dog to attack a person for getting near it while it's eating. Here >>81776279.

>>81773916
>that music

America why?

>>81777148
>then he fucking jumps on its back almost

Now try again without overstating reality, y'know, like an adult.

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>>81777139
>he doesn't buy a dog just so it can fuck his gf while he jerks in a corner and posts memes on /tv/

Cesar's entire method is based on dominance theory.
As in, do what I say or I'll punish you. It works, these are awful awful dogs who need major behavior correction and that's the best way to go about it.

And really, keeping that dog around babies? Even if he does train it that family has to get rid of the dog. It's way too dangerous to be around kids.

cesar even admitted he should have handled it differently. but nevertheless he still rehabilitated the dog. i dont understand why autists get so triggered by this event. the way cesar does things obviously works, hes done it time and time again on neurotic dogs with serious behavioural issues

>>81777414
Because now it's all about positive training. Always focus on the positive, never punish, you should be friends with the dog, not try to dominate him, it's all about be equal and nice and blablabla
This fucking generation man I swear.

>>81777590
veterinary behaviorists have done studies that show dominance theory leads to increased aggression over time. so shut up.

>>81777414
It's just trickery without long term use. The Gordon Ramsey of dogs.

>>81777610
This. Look ad dogs when they are for themselves. No aggression, no violence, no dominance. Just love and cuddling.

>>81773916
I'm no doggo expert, but that dog is mentally ill

>>81773796
>A gog

>>81777610
Oh yeah I'm sure they've done studies. Everything we did in the past was completely wrong regarding everything. Fucking hell.

>>81777691
I really hoped no one would notice that. No bully pls.

>>81773916
I like how he pours water to rinse the blood from his hand. Manlet thinks hes so tough, jek

>>81777610
>Veterinary
That's like listening to your heart surgeon about how you should raise your kid.

>>81777769
that was his Technoviking impression

>>81773916
@1:23 Dr. Dogel, I'm ANIMAL ABUSE

Apparently they became best buds with that dog eventually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlN6NsbWAQg

>>81777610
Wow I read that report.

They said you shouldn't even shake a finger at your dog, you could be making it more aggressive.

>Even non-physical punishment, such as a
harsh verbal reprimand or shaking a finger
at a dog, can elicit defensive aggression if the
dog feels threatened by it.

>>81777717
Are you OK grandpa

>>81773745
I'm not a peasant so I don't need a dog as a pet.

>>81777943
>family invites Dr. Gog to help
>he takes the dog
well played

>>81777947
I can't wait until they extend that to horses and people start getting killed because the horse realizes the human has no authority on him.

is this really the only time he has hit a dog on camera?

>>81777943
What the fuck he took the dog?

To be honest, the right decision.

>>81778074
Yeah he adopted it, lel

>>81778023
>don't shake that finger at Godzilla

>>81777610
Yes but those studies are bias.
They work off the assumption that the whole alpha/beta of wolf pack mentality doesn't exist in the wild.
That alpha/beta of wolf pack only appears with wolves in captivity.
Ceasar works off alpha/beta.
Why?
Because dogs are in captivity and not wild animals.

>>81778023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SE7YAhnoxI

>>81777943
THEY T'K R DUUURGS

>>81778112
>bias

that's not what that means. you mean to suggest that there's a flaw in the experiment's theoretical groundwork. but there isn't: alpha/beta is nonsense from top to bottom.

>>81778074
Did you not listen? The family didn't want the dog. Most normal people do not want to keep an aggressive dog especially after it bites someone. He explains that.

>>81778151
>study tried to address domestic dogs by looking at wild wolves
>study didn't look at wolves in captivity who act differently than wild wolves
>they went into the study knowing this
Finish High School, Please.

>>81778155
I don't speak spanish.

>>81778155
>especially after it bites someone
i wonder how that happened

>>81777148
>It was nervous.
It was completely fine. It just thinks of itself like King Shit of Fuck Mountain.

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>>81778187

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>>81778211
>doesn't speak spanish
>can't read english
>is on an english website

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>mfw I see cesar millan

>>81778227
The dog was aggressive long before Cesar came along you know.

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Do you think he makes the dogs suck his dick when nobody's around?

>>81778187
Childhood is seeing Cesar as the enemy

>>81777943
Audits
Adulthood is realizing he was the best choice

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>mfw I see cesar millan

The worst thing that came out of this show is now my dad thinks he can punish our dogs by making that *TTSSSSKKKK* noise at it when it's being bad. Doesn't do anything else, just makes that noise.

>>81778837
IKTF.
My Mom and girlfriend think the same thing.

>>81778837
That shit never worked on my dogs.

>>81778837
>he can punish our dogs by making that *TTSSSSKKKK* noise at it when it's being bad. Doesn't do anything else, just makes that noise

That's so dumb kek. Only Cesar can make that work. Really, the sounds doesn't mean shit and you can be saying anything as long as the dog associates it with the action.

I wonder how many people think the sounds actually means something to dogs.

>>81773780
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA47pMyz4vU
>hurr

>>81773916
>putting his hand on its nose near its eyes
>right after a serious confrontation too
Fucker was asking for it, he has no dog game

>>81779148
pigs are fucking awesome.

Has Cesar ever had a unsatisfied customer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap4EJsFXi1s

>>81773745
Shoot him for violating the NAP.

>>81773745
Cesar is a shitskin double-digit IQ subhuman and if he touched my dog I'd shoot him.

>>81773745

RRRRAAAARRR! SMASH MAHOGANY MAN!

No one hurts Doggo.

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>>81773916

>people don't realize that this is the only way to show dominance

Enjoy getting raped by your dogs while you sleep, faggots.

>>81775538
>>81775538
I think like the other guy said he's doing enough shit just to get the dog desensitized and not attack at all. A kid running around hopped up on sugar isn't going to know not to go near the dog while its' eating and not try to fully hug it.

With him doing all this random shit it'll get the dog use to being touched while eating and realize ain't no one trying to take his dog food..outside of crack heads

>>81774725
Into the bin shitskin

>>81781134
>tfw only ever given my 10 month old doggo love with negative reinforcement only used during instances of vast misbehavior. She's not quite housetrained, but doesn't make a mess as long as I take her out before going anywhere, and can be left inside for a few hours without risk of a mess. She follows at my heels wherever we go without a leash, and she is always complimented for her good behavior when we go out. We've even taken her over to friend's houses with their dogs that are very picky about which animals they get along with, and she has yet to come across another doggo that tries to do anything but play with her.
Love my 'lil puppers.

>>81775234
you sound like the type of faggot whose dog attacked someone and you blame the other person. kill yourself.

>>81773745
>Be shitty mixed race couple that can't raise a german shepard correctly
>Make the german shepard so vicious that it bites anything that moves
>Blame talented upstanding dog trainer

Loving this.

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That's the stance!

>>81779367
how high is redman here?

>>81781981
>German Shepard

This is why people don't take /pol/ seriously.

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>>81773745
Help him out and shoot the dog