What did she mean by this?

She knows what she's talking about.
All those girls that go "so long teehee~" are fucking stupid becausw what really matters is how fat the dick is.

>>81773571
she wasn't taking the session seriously, she was just busting their balls cause she didn't wanna be there

women are whores

>>81773944
but their g-spot is way back inside their vagina. Isn't that like the golden snitch? if you reach it you win. What is a fat but regular sized dick of 13cm really stimulating?

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Is she an anal slut?

remember when this webm filled thread after thread for days on end on /tv/ after this episode aired

>>81775510
it is an epic quote
a woman talking about dicks lol

>>81775477
Preparing to make him eat the bull's creampie no doubt. No way she touches a whiteboi otherwise.

>>81775457
No it isn't. You can 'easily' stimulate your g spot with your middle finger.

>>81775457
its not, its the spongyfeeling thing on the upper side like 1 or 2 cm into the pussy.

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what did she ask him to do?

>>81776602
probably strangling stuff. that seems like something *damaged* people do in bed

>>81777392
#damaged

>>81776602
you probably heard it a lot of times as well, she said GTFO

wish I had a big dick

i wouldnt be wasting time shitposting on /tv/

>>81773571
>big dick
>not big BLACK dick

scene ruined

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Anyone have that webm where she watches a porn scene with a DP?

>>81775457
>but their g-spot is way back inside their vagina
life is not a hentai dude
the only thing a girl will feel if you hit the "end of her vagina" is pain

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>>81778027
She looked amazing in that dress

>>81775721
This
G-spot is stupid easy to find

>>81775646
>>81775721
>>81778355
Ok but respond to this

>What is a fat but regular sized dick of 13cm really stimulating?

>>81773571
Why is the guy that looks turned on dressed like CIA

>quick, we need to write an edgy female character for our 2deep series
>umm, what if she's, like, casual about sex

>>81779075
Depends how fat, duh

>>81779075
if it's not black it's not going to matter whiteboi

>>81780444
Great ass.

i would give rachel mcadams my fucking thick cock

>>81773571
>It's an Annie's tripping balls and just murdered a dude but it's ok since he was trying to bang hookers episode

>>81781133
not even that
he was a security guard
Russian though

>>81775477
incredible ass.

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>>81780955

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:3

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This is still the best Webm ever created by /tv/

>>81779120
he's a big guy for her

>>81782650
Anyone have the original?

>>81773571
So she is a girth queen?

what show is this from you cryptic fucks

>>81783374
true detective s2

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>>81783313

>>81783436
i actually wish i was a hot girl

i would be a fucking degenerate 24/7, the attention would be perfect

>>81783248
I'm gonna grow a mustache and dress like Velcoro when I get older, I live in Texas so I think I can get away with it

>>81783436
what kind of porn is this?

>>81783374
google image search you fucking worthless piece of shit.

>>81783332

All women are girth queens.

>have a normal size dick

>get a petite gf with big hips
>dick splits my gf open

living the dream

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>ywn get sph handies from Rachel

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>>81784428

:(

>>81783914
By the looks of it lame suicide girls tier pseudo-bdsm
Then you click an image and a tiny looping gif of some people fucking pops up
I would legitimately struggle to find porn that shitty in 2005, never mind 2015

>>81782650

Should have made it /pol/ desu

>>81775572
>current year
>STILL cuckposting

True Detective 2 = GOAT

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>mfw the voicemail in the final episode failed to upload

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>>81782650
No, this is better.

>>81776602
fisting
it would also explain this>>81773571

name a series with a worst finale then this

you cant

>>81785766
true detective season 1
breaking bad

>>81773571
Yeah this scene sucked. Season 2 was so asexual, it barely felt like noir.

Season 1 had Daddario titties, Alli Simmons begging for anal, and Michelle Monaghan's plump ass.

The bad-ass, knife-wielding hard-as-nails female detective talking about dicks is lame.

>>81785727
true words. i love this webm so much

>>81785766
dexter
mass effect 3

>>81785727
always had a feeling she baneposted

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>>81785846

>people still thinking season one was better

Rachel McAdams and our guy Vince would like to differ

>>81781133
>but it's ok
I'm pretty sure the next episode made it clear it wasn't ok.

>>81785846
>Season 2 was so asexual, it barely felt like noir.
Did you not watch the party scene? McAdams' hair and dress alone makes that redundant.
Not to mention a lot of the season reovlved around prostitutes.

>>81784799
Came here to see if this got posted :3

thanx anon

>>81787552
Wow she wore a dress, sexy!! And fully-clothed prostitutes. How scandalous!

This certainly makes the thirty minutes devoted to night club ownership and land disputes worth it!

>>81787626
>dresses can't be sexy
>everyone was fully clothed
I'm not wasting anymore of my time on you.

>>81787714
You gave up this conversation quicker than the writers gave up trying to come up with a compelling story and characters.

>>81779075
The vagina itself. Nerve endings only go about 4 inches deep.

Nobody's talking numbers. give me:
>thicc tier
>acceptable tier
>pencil tier

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>>81787981
Thicc is 6 and above
Acceptable is 5-4
Anything below 4 is pencil

>>81787981
according to stats:
4.7 is average, 5-5.5 is ideal for the average woman

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;_;

>>81787762
Why are you a namefag and not dead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUuhKXUrSko

Kino

>>81787088
>>81787552
>responding to a tripcuck

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>>81788364

>>81788529
>off-site crossposter doesn't know what a trip is
how surprising

>>81788390
I eat healthy and exercise daily.

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>>81783282

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>>81788658
>that insecure namefag projection
wew

>>81773571
god damn I need to see Doctor Strange

>>81788793
>namefag
>off-site crossposter can't recognize the easily-identiably tripcode in my name

I would suggest lurking a little more, you don't fit in.

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>>81788364
Oh man...

>>81783332
girth is part of size

>>81783914
dp

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>you will never be able to sexually please a girl

>>81788938
>wanting to please a female
>not making her every second revolve around your sexual desires
numale cuck

>>81788364
I forgot what happened after this
Did Papa Chad die?

>>81788854
this is your brain on autism

>>81788998
>memory so bad he can't remember a main character dying in a hail of gunfire

>>81789026
>worst season of a show from 2 years ago
>remembering worthless shit
ok

>>81788364
>You want a good girl, but you need the fat pussy.

>>81789152
>judging a season as bad
>can't even remember a main character dying

you were probably on your phone on reddit saying the show sucked and missed every crucial plot point

>>81789152
>season1 cuck has memory issues
Quelle surprise!

>>81789245
Or maybe his memory of the show has faded over time because it's not worth remembering.

Do you remember the explicit details of shows you consider horrible? And no, autism doesn't give you a photographic memory.

>>81789245
>>81789284
>>81789290
These seem like completely natural, individual responses.

>>81789291
If I watch an entire season/show, then yes, I can remember a fact as basic as the main character dying.

>tfw completely below average dick

what did god mean by this

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>>81789353

>>81789290
>>81789284
>>81789245
The samefag is strong in this one

>>81775572
>all these years after the Louis C.K. thing stopped being funny
>he STILL does it

Oh sweetie, you're truly lost, aren't you?

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>>81784799
oh gosh

>>81789901
>>81789332
>season 1 cucks make false samefag accusations
>the second one is accompanied by a reddit wars reference
Une grande surprise!!!

>play as eye candy on an HBO show
>won't show tits

what a fucking cunt. i hope her acting career dies and she gets hit by a bus. seriously what the fuck is her problem.

>>81782608
they were so young, so in love

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>>81788938
>>81789353
Stop being little whinny shits and go look up based Peter Abelard, maybe you fags could learn a thing or two from him.

>>81778355
It depends on the girl. Some chicks like it, if you brush the back when you're really getting into it. It hurts a little, but it also feels better than anything they've ever felt.

>>81782650
I thought this shit was real for the longest time

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People talk so much shit about season two, but the ending episode was fucking amazing.

desu I enjoyed the entire season. If I wanted a show about two main characters that had them telling a story with flashbacks I would watch season one

Season 2 was the best
literal pleb filter

>>81775457
the G-spot is located above the urethra you fucking idiot

it's called the clitoris and you can't hit it with your dick

daily reminder season 2 would have been way better if it was ani and ray being pushed together for a case

they were they only decent characters desu

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>>81788344
>4.7 is average
>5-5.5 is ideal
obvious falseflag

>>81788658
That's not even a trip, retard

>>81782650
the craftsmanship on this is just phenomenal

>>81778355
This.

Also it is bizarre the hold that women have over young men these days, you worry about 'getting laid' not finding a good mother for your children, like you are and want to remain a teenager for life.

>>81788364
Fuck that's heartbreaking.

>>81788364
man the second season had some highlights

>>81775457
>he thinks the gspot exists
Lmao, literally a meme made by rappers
The end of the vagina is called the cervix, and the girl will shove you off her if your dick reaches there, because it hurts

>>81785727
10/10

>>81788364
>>81788364
damn, this could have made me sad if i gave a shit about the characters by that point

Guys i have a problem. I just had sex a few minutes ago but i lasted for an hour and still could cum. I got close but never did

>>81795076
If you use condoms try changing them up a bit. If you don't well I dunno what to tell ya except maybe stop masturbating as much

>>81795114
Any good condoms you recommend or are considered good?

>>81795136
aldi sandwich bags work good for me

>>81795136
I had this problem whenever I used any of those his and her pleasure shit by trojan or anything that wasn't ribbed. Could last anywhere from 10 minutes to an hour. I honestly don't know which ones we use now but they're purple trojans and have "EXTRA SPERMICIDE" shit on the front of the box and they're ribbed.
Apparently durex is ok too never used one myself though only ever used trojans.

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>>81773571
she was an edgy, psychologically damaged woman who desperately tried to gain control by making men feel insecure.
season 2 was so disappointing, but i'm pretty sure it accurately describes how dirty and rotten even local politics is. too bad they didn't make it less sucky.

>>81773571
That's she's been BLACKED and she's never going back

>>81790011
>implying he's lying

>>81773571
this is why humans have the biggest dicks of the great apes. female selection, and maybe a little bit of male inferiority complex.

>>81783508
Yeah me too. Being a hot chicks life on easy mode.

Actually I think it'd be pretty cool to look like an insanely hot chick but just have a dick too.

>>81788938
>falling for the vaginal jew

How pathetic

>>81789353
Someone has to make the Marvel threads anon.

>>81775477
It's not her

>>81783508
You only think like that because you are a guy, though.

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>someone makes a thread to post their fun webms
>but doesn't explain the show or even say the name
I want to watch a cute girl's mental degredation god damnit.

>>81798141
>Not recognizing one of the most talked about shows on \tv\
No one mentions the name because everyone knows it's true detective

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>>81784799

She's so cute

Anymore webms of the party?

>>81773571
Jesus christ she was so fucking bad in this. I still cannot fucking comprehend how Season 1 could be so amazing, and then we get the flaming piece of shit for season 2. Still in shock about this.

>>81799237
>that stupid fucking run
every time. one of the many shitty things about this season

>>81799800
> too many main characters for too few episodes
> no fukunaga directing
Shouldve just been Frank and Ray as the mains.

>>81793525
If women acted like ladies or mothers then people wouldn't be looking exclusively to use their shit yeast-infested stink hole.

>>81799800
Can Season1fags please go back.

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robot dick

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stop sexualizing ani

>>81798835
Any photos when she was younger?

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>>81801006

>>81799885
>>81799918
>>81799933
Cheers mate, her hair is quality

>>81801863
>the dad's face
kek. What's the source?

>>81801949
My first teenage BBC

>>81801949
Probably meme girls.

>>81798835
Her leg game is on point

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>>81785727

Is TD2 worth watching? I got about 4 episodes in and got bored, although I'm that way with every show that I watch on release as opposed to marathoning them all at once.

TD1 was perfect except for the weak logic at the very end (the green ears were green paint from painting a fence? Might have made more sense if they were ear protectors or some shit frmo using a lawn mower)

>>81773571

This is what happens when a talented writer can't write women but is forced to.

>>81802163
kys faggot

>>81775477
>not full on grabbing her ass

Who wouldn't do this?

>>81802163

It's really not and I'm a Pizza apologist.

Rumor has it Pizza and Deadwood guy are writing the third season together.

Either way they need the singular director vision they had in S1 with Fukunaga to really bring shit together. Didn't have that in 2.

>>81802163
>Is TD2 worth watching
Yes, it's better than season 1. Though if you don't like the first 4 episodes, you probably wouldn't be a big fan of the rest of it.
Or maybe you will, there is a time-skip after the 4th episode.

>>81802320
>it's better than season 1.

How?

>>81782650
>Forgetting to change the reflection in her eyes

No, it's shit.

>>81775477
Damn that looks comfy, what movie is that?

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I'm so glad out of the 4 girls McAdams found the most success from Mean Girls. She plays funny characters in comedies really well and serious roles too. Give me some essential McAdams kino /tv/.

I thought S2 was shit? Didn't everyone say it was shit?

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>>81797581
you can see her face

>>81802331
I just preferred most things about season 2 - I found the story much more engaging, it fused the murder and corruption much more successfully, I liked the tone of the show, things stuck with me more than they did in season 1 - there were some bad lines, but then there were some great lines. In fact here were plenty of stand out scenes that I enjoyed.
Season 1 is good as well, but I just preferred season 2. Season 1 did many things very well, and had a good creepy atmosphere for some of it, but I wasn't as drawn in.

>>81802440

Fair enough.

I feel like the atmosphere in S1 mixed with the two leads performances were really what made the show.

The second season lacked the atmosphere and everyone seemed like they were playing pretend when it came to portraying their characters.

>>81802372
When can I fuck Gretchen

>>81802163
>Is TD2 worth watching
It's very polarising. You'll either love it or hate it. I really liked both seasons but thought 2 was noticeably better.

>>81775477
fiuck

>>81780444
>those venus dimples
oh my christ

>>81801863
That is great.

>>81794307
That's nonsense. I've fucked girls that can cum in seconds from having me hit their cervix.

>>81787782
lol. how small it must be your penis.

>>81782650
kek

>>81785727
lmao

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>>81800621
Do you have the one where Woodrough is giving her shit about it?

>>81802003
Ayyy thanks.

>>81802003
>Riggs reduced to a buttmunching faggot
baka

>>81803536
>Implying
His operator performance in the shootout was great.

>>81778061
I have a big dick and I love shitposting here.

>>81788271
>tfw just .2 away from THICC

>>81802135
Did she work in the CIA before joining the force?

>>81802135
she should play CIA in the inevitable all-female reboot of the plane scene

>>81803756
>THICC
Is there a worse meme than this?
Insecure NEET white guys that have to revert to liking fat girls to feel less pathetic lmao

>>81803756
5.8 is still really good, no woman will ever complain about girth, or ask if its in yet.