>I have seen a security hologram.... of him..... fucking younglings

>>81772466
Great thread. Time well spent.

>>81772466
Someone took the time to write this post thinking it would unironically be a good idea.

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Luke, did I ever tell you how I got these scars? My young padawan, Anakin, was an emotional wreck and a total douche. And one night after falling into a nest of wild gundarks he goes off crazier than usual. The younglings asked him what they were going to do. He didn't like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he draws his lightsaber, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "From my point of view the Jedi are evil!" He comes at me with the lightsaber. "I have brought peace, justice, and prosperity to my new Empire!" He sticks the lightsaber in my mouth and screams "I hate you!" And... he was a good friend.

>>81772466
>I have seen a security hologram... of him... *snicker* killing younglings

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>>81772466
>Your new sex dungeon?

>>81774732
Made me kek

Le edgy director is the laziest, most juvenile ongoing meme.

>>81775491
did hamil make that