http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainme nt-arts-39619840 The ei

>>81769326
God I hope this overtakes tfa but cameron remains king with avatar and titanic on top

>>81769326
me :^)

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>>81769326
>WHO THE FUCK IS WATCHING THIS

>>81769326
>F&F 7 only did 397.7m opening weekend with Paul Walkers death to boost them
>Star Wars returning was a cultural event with more hype than anything in recent memory
Wtf is going on here?

>>81769413
Can third world shitskins afford to watch movies?

>>81769326
china

>>81769453
China

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>>81769465
If you want a good laugh, look up ghanese movie posters.

>>81769326
subhuman trash. just like the rest of the top 10 highest grossing movies of all time.
out of 7 billion people on earth 6.95 are shit eating retards.

I can't wait for Fast And Furious 9: Just as fast but more furious

how many films can they make about some bald guys driving sports cars

>>81769326
I saw it. It was the funniest in the series

5>3>8=1=7>6>4>2

I've only seen the first film, what am I missing out on? can some one fill me in on the 7 sequels and their deep lore?

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>>81769326
It's free on spankbang

>>81769326

is Missandei Ludacris' gf in this?

Aslo these recap videos are a neat idea, Milla's for RE:FC was funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1im1Q5iJ5i4

>>81769692
there've been 10 halloween movies, so I guess that's the benchmark.

>>81769326
Living a glamorous criminal lifestyle with fast cars and hot women is universally appealing and easily understood. I'm gonna assume these movies contain those things.

>>81769357
Based Jim

>>81769692
The same way you can make 12 movies about a big retard murdering people with his machete.

Honestly might watch it to help it overtake TFA

>>81769326
>WHO THE FUCK IS WATCHING THIS

If this makes you butthurt, then you aren't really the target audience. The Fast & Furious series (after #4) rises above differences in language and culture, and creates a fun entertaining 2.5 hours that doesn't take itself too seriously.

The mass population wants feel good movies to escape them from life's hardships, and Furious does that with some cool action built in. You add in a dose of family, diverse characters people enjoy, and a low reliance on understanding the dialogue, and it's a global winner. For the past few movies you walk out of that theater feeling good, and that's what the mass of people want.

>>81769875
you really deleted the posting because of one (1) typo?

>>81769889
this is a serious forum for discussion, all points must be put forward with minimal error to enhance credibility to your shitpost.

>>81769326
Just a reminder the the studio keeps a much lower portion of foreign earnings than they do domestic earnings. As such, they shouldn't be summed or directly compared.

>>81769914
I like you

>>81769692
Aren't they going to space in the next movie, or the one after that?

>>81769889

yes, my autism couldn't handle it

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>>81769764

>>81770035
>Rocketblast and Furious: Gravity Drift
The team is sent to space to steal the Russians deadly new space rocket
>Past and Furious
The family goes back in time to save Paul Walker
>Last and Furious
The family goes on their last ever adventure
>The fast and the furious (2022)
A reboot of the entire series starting from square 1

get fucked that one guy I was arguing with last week that said this would be a flop

I went and saw it. Nothing else really in theatres.

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>Beautiful Easter weekend
>Families waste it watching this garbage

>>81769875
>For the past few movies you walk out of that theater feeling good
Yeah, those 2h naps in the cinema really revitalize me.
The coziest nap I ever had in the cinema was at The Force Awakens though.

>/tv/ now hates The Fast and the Furious
why?

>>81769326
chads

all the looser nerds watch star wars (even if it is now fulls sjw) and the muscle dude bro guys watch this

I've seen every one of these since the 5th in theaters. I am aware that they are garbage, but for me they hit that sweet of so bad and ridiculous it's actually fun as fuck. I do feel kind of guilty though (cue that one Voltaire quote about getting your kicks by enjoying stupid shit)

Nah, because of how big the market was in China, they definitely have to cater to that.
>next one takes place in China
>Han is still alive and working for the Shaw family to track down a Chinese mafia boss, played by Donnie Yen and his henchman, a returning Johnny Tran
>not as much Dom, more Hobbs and Shaw hijinks
>race through the nightlife of Hong Kong and the alleyways of Shanghai
>some big stunt involving the wall of China
It'll be like printing money

>chads

is there any other franchise that they pay money to see?

>>81770378
Is Chinkpandering really that bad? They hate feminist trash and just want to see good ol' action.

>>81770394
this
I prefer Chinkpandering over current sjw pandering in western movies

>>81769820
These movies make a shitload more though, and inexplicably have been making more money as time goes along.

>>81770378
Rast and Rurious: Rokyro Rift Roo
Han rirr aririve rorking for shrawr framriry to rack rown a chinrese rafia ross

>>81770419
china has superior taste, they singlehandedly saved the Warcraft movie from filthy western numales.

>>81769326
Ching chongs like this franchise for some reason

>>81770449
I wonder if China will force Disney to reduce their amount of "diversity"
but then again. fuck star wars at this point

>highlights
That New York City multi-car stunt looked great, prison break scene had some cool choreography, fight scenes were better than the last ones, cinematography's improved a bit as well, most noticeably during the New York scenes, Vin can actually emote when he needs to, Armored Dom looked pretty cool
>con
Super predictable, ending was a bit over the top, the baby was over the top, especially with Statham in the mix, everything tied together too nicely, Vin still mumble acts through most of the film

>>81770394

they are also openly racist and """"""liberal""""" hollywood has no problem taking blacks off of movie posters to not scare them so if you are of the /pol/ persuasion it should be an improvement

also don't forget they also edit out gay kisses from movies now thanks to russia lmao

>chinkpandering
I love you 4chan

>>81769326
The worldwide F&F familia my familia. We ride or die, one mile at a time.

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>>81769326
>mfw I saw it on release day
Abrams rehash shit BTFO

>>81769326
man it weird now that 3 members of the crew are gone.
they need to introduce new once.

is jason statham at the end of it a full member?
the trailer made it seem that way

>>81770648
They had Mr. Nobodies subordinate tag along and it felt like a weird Paul walker stand in who didn't really add anything.

>they go back in time in the next movie to save han removing the inconsistency with jason statham being the good guy now.

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I did... My wife is a qt3.14 Azn and they love this garbage.

>>81770870
Asians love family

>>81769453
Not only that but kikes even told fucking POTUS to promote their flick. Marketing for TFA was literally every fucking where.
Meanwhile F8&Furious' marketing is a couple of trailers and shitty billboards with dull blurry posters.

Will Disney ever recover?

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>>81770439

Embarrassing. Reading that brought me great shame on your behalf

>>81769453
little boys like cars meanwhile star wars feeds on nostalgia obsessed nerds and has no character people that are new to the franchise could identify with

They're entertaining action flicks that doesn't take itself seriously or have politics shoehorned in, which is rare towards. You would be the same person asking why there were 11 seasons of athf.

>>81769326
reddit BTFO

>>81769692
at least 2 more are already confirmed

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>>81769591
*Ghananian

My favourite Jackie Chan movie btw

>>81769764
Watch the second one, maybe. Then stop.

>>81769326
>complain about F8

>regularly posts threads about the genius of Transformers and how it's just harmless entertainment

>>81769326
We have this discussion after each movie.

It's a special event, no longer a movie. I go with a group of friends that I have seen the movies with since the first one. It's like a ritual. Everyone is looking forward to it - we go out for a beer, bullshit for a few hours and then go see the movie when the mood is highest.

It's fun.

Star Wars: Reddit
Fast & Furious: 4chan

>>81769326
everybody in south america is watching that shit

Maybe not in Argentina, I don't know

I'm starting to think the franchise is some elaborate money laundering scheme

It had a 190 million dollar opening in China

>>81772069
No, those are on-offs like "Life" or any movie with Adam Sandler.

The FF series is to give directors work. James Wan (part7) hadn't directed a hit since the original "Saw." F Gary Gray hadn't directed a hit since "Friday," and I know Italian Job and Strait Outta Compton made money, the latter was a 'SRS DRAMA' and the former was fucking horrible.

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>>81769326
>just checked Wikipedia
>this is the highest opening ever

Jesus Christ, how do you keep this much steam after 8 movies without even being based on capeshit or novels.

>>81772178
actual character development and a compelling story, which F8 completely lacked but oh well, momentum and all that.

>>81769731
>3 in second best spot

Mah nigga

>>81772121
Conjuring

>>81772194
>actual character development and a compelling story

The F&F movies have neither of these things.

The characters are legit so flat, HOW MANY TIMES CAN THEY FUCKING MENTION FAMILY?

The stories don't do much other than lead to the next action scene which is what people really watch these for.

>>81769326

asians, blacks, hispanics

>>81772300
Nah, the Transformers movies are just mindless explosions followed by explosions (like F8).

The earlier movies, or at least 3-7, had characters and an actual story. Granted, it was WWE-tier in terms of complexity, but it was there. I dig F4 for the action sequences that actually had logic to them, and F5 remains a really fun heist movie. F8 is "muh explosions, muh hacking."

I mean, "Even Anonymous is afraid of Cipher?" Really? REALLY?

>this is CUBAN nos!

>>81770147
>The family goes back in time to save Paul Walker
>they actually invent a time machine to go back in time and save Paul Walker

Because simplicity doesn't have to be bad. These movies have something no other hollywood shit has - an earnest, conservative heart. I don't mean it in a bad way, but when was the last time you saw a main character who's entire... well, character, is about protecting his closest family and bros. This franchise avoids the pitfals of capeshit's abstract retardation of protecting everyone, action movie retardation of saving the world or low effort "muh family" plotlines that feel insincere.

When was the last time you saw the main action star happily married? No divorce? Carrying a cross necklace? You can call these characters limited, but what they represent and how they interact with each other is unique in all of hollywood. And the action scenes and blatant sexualization - they know they're making feel good films for everyone. However, they're not cynical about it. Fand and Furious movies are earnest, salt of the earth, conservative kino that resonates beyond cultural boundaries. And while you can argue it could be done much better, the fact is - Hollywood doesn't want to and never will make anything else like this. Indeed, thank God for giving us this one outlet of positivity in an industry of jewish trash.

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>>81770147
O N E

L A S T

R I D E

>>81770147
>>The fast and the furious (2022)
>A reboot of the entire series starting from square 1
Stop giving them ideas!

>>81772664
BUT IT'S WORKING SO WELL FOR SPIDER-MAN.

>>81772356
The best part was that they had to say
>You know the hacker group anonymous?
before that so EVERYONE would understand

Why people keep talking about Han coming back? is that possible?

Just a yes/no answer, please.

>>81772854
Fake news

DROP

2 FAST

DROP

2 FURIOUS

I'M TOO FAST FOR YAAAAAAAALL MANE

>>81769692
lel
there are no more cars
its all about guns and boom explosions

>>81772854
It is possible, they just have to come up with a reason why he would go into hiding or fake his own death when Deckard went after him.

If you saw Fate of the Furious, you'd understand how enormously easy this would be to pull off

>>81769453
Star Wars is only big in the US.

>>81769636
But you're not, right?

>>81769326
it's the ultimate normie flick

>>81772356
>>81772725
>anonymous could only explode a single van
>chiper controlled the whole NYC cars and Russian submarine
yeah, we have a reason to afraid of Chiper

>>81776253
>chiper

Wassat

Should I go watch this film /tv/

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>>81769326
I saw it today

tokyo drift still the best of them all

>>81776375
Frog dumbposter.

Star Wars is dead, bury it!

Working class people all over the world think cars are cool. When working class adults and kids all over the world are your audience, it will be bigger than Star Wars. Nerds like you don't realise most of the world sees star wars as, well, nerdy shit. I'm a finn myself.

>>81769326
>yfw this is going to push BvS off the top 50 list of highest grossing films in 2 weeks

What the FUCK happened?

>>81776299
charlize theron's terrorist hacker group in the movie

>>81776521
Fast and Furious cinematic universe > capeshit

>>81772712
Fuck I still can't get over how bad Garfield's shitshows are.

>>81769465
Movie tickets in the Dominican republic go for around 50 pesos wich translates to 1 euro

Blame the Chinks for funding these hacks.

>>81770490
Over the top is what I want from these movies, I want to laugh my ass off at the absurdity which I did

>>81769357
>the two highest grossing films of all time
>completed unrelated topics and made years apart from each other
>all from the same director
how the fuck did he do it?

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>>81776701
He is literally a divine being walking the earth and occasionally delivering 10/10 kinos for all of mankind to enjoy

>>81776701
He's a visionary, Terminator was absolutely ground-breaking when it came out, so was Titanic and Avatar.

>>81776733
What the fuck I thought he was jewish

>>81776701
>Casting Arnold Schwarzenegger as our Terminator, on the other hand, shouldn't have worked. The guy is supposed to be an infiltration unit, and there's no way you wouldn't spot a Terminator in a crowd instantly if they all looked like Arnold. It made no sense whatsoever. But the beauty of movies is that they don't have to be logical. They just have to have plausibility. If there's a visceral, cinematic thing happening that the audience likes, they don't care if it goes against what's likely.

Cameron has ascended this mortal realm.

>>81776733
>makes highest grossing film ever
>no one has beaten his record in 12 years
>fuck it i'll beat my own record then
truly a master

>not even the name Star Wars can help you beat Fast/Furious

Mouse on suicide watch

I spent the weekend watching them all. By the time the 4th one rolls along you find yourself caring about the family. And I really did tear up at the end of 7.

All in all, it represents the best of Americans to me. I would have a beer with all of them.

>>81772854
In the 8 minute recap Ludacris hinted that Han was coming back

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>>81776897
>americans
also after the 5th one they become fucking garbage get some taste you absolute pleb.

>>81777092
By the fifth one they just get better. And they are true Americans to me.

>take a date out to see goofy car movie
>utter silly lines from goofy car movie while balls deep afterwards
>guaranteed good times thanks to goofy car movie

It's been the whole reason these things keep making the money they do. I only saw the first two in theatres because one gets older and the reasons for going change, but you've got plenty of young lads and lasses to take your place.

>>81769326
>WHO THE FUCK IS WATCHING THIS

men who are fucking your crush right now while you jerk off at home and complain about this film.

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>>81770240
>Yeah, those 2h naps in the cinema really revitalize me.
That's a good one, anon.

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>>81769453
Besides what other people have said, F8 has had a global release, opening everywhere at once.

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>>81777326

>that last resident evil sure did bo.....

>>81770472
If it's an action movie, they play by different standards.

>>81777359
>>81777326
>one country vs the rest of the world

hmmm really makes you think....

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>>81777359

>xxx 3 was such a bo....

>>81777425

>it's a fucking retard thinks movies are released in every single country in the world

and don't worry I got something for you after this post

>>81769326
>WHO THE FUCK IS WATCHING THIS
CHINKS

GARBAGE MOVIE FOR CHINKS

>>81776818
Nah he's just Canadian

>>81776881
A movie which makes mouse upset can't be bad.

>>81777452
again
>one country vs 60 countries

>>81770254
Same as everything else, Disney shills

Where my /3>>>everythingelse/ bois at?

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>>81769326
>532 MILLION OPENING WEEKEND
They're never going to stop making them.

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>>81777539

>BU BU BU BU REST OF THE WORLD VS 1 COUNTRY!!

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>>81777452
>>81777359
>9 / 92 FOREIGN
>13 / 87 FOREIGN

>YFW AMERICA HAS TASTE AND THE FOREIGN MARKET ARE THE SHIT SLURPING PLEBS

WHAT A TWIST

>>81770254
Just the Reddit tourists and paid shills. One of the easiest ways to spot them is by their opinion on F&F.

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>>81769326

>>81769326
>not f8 of the furious
baka

>>81777563
post more shark pics

>>81776881
Asia is more familiar with FatF than Star Wars. They go with what they know.

>>81769326
Never seen any of them, but I went to see this. A friend asked me if I felt like going, and I said why the fuck not to get outta the house.

It wasn't bad. I went in expecting outlandish action and got exactly that, so I was pretty satisfied.

>>81776881
Star Wars didn't open everywhere at once, while this did. It's not a fair comparison.

>>81769326
Lots of dickheads who like cars duh

>>81777359
Milas ass still draws a crowd I see

>The Fast and the Furious
>The Fast and the Furious 2
>Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift
>Fast and Furious
>Fast 5

How the fuck would someone new to the franchise know how to watch this chronologically?

>>81777869

>watching the old ones

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>>81769591
Thats one of jackie's best. Though my favorite will always be City Hunter.

>>81769692
The next stop is time travel so they can CGI Walker again.

>>81770378
That honestly sounds really fucking cool

Jesus,the direction these movies took are something out of a feverish dream...

>aw man,you would not believe the dream I had last night. Basically Vin Diesel and Paul Walker... you know the guys from Fast and furious? Well they are still Fast and Furious but they are like James Bond. And it's like the millionth movie in the franchise


What's next,Beauty and the Beast becomes a crime procedural?

>>81777869
It's 2 Fast 2 Furious you pleb

>>81777955
Haha, no way. Who would write it, that guy who wrote the GoT books?

I watched it on Thursday night. Gotta help get them numbers up early! :^)

>>81772854
The movies are literally about Han

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>>81777984

2FAST 4Y'ALL!

YEUH UHH YEHH UHHN