Hi I'm Adam Sessler! And I'm Morgan Webb! And this is X-Play!
>>81759582
>Adam Sessler
am I the only one who thought he looked goofy?
>>81759608
Everything about him made me uncomfortable.
Blocks your path.
both of them had shit taste. the reviews were usually entertaining though. i do miss g4 though. there needs to be other network like it.
I remember people telling me this was better than G4's stuff, but I have the sneaking suspicion they were both complete shit
>>81759582
> Adam Sessler went through a midlife crisis and realized he should have stuck in banking/accounting
> Morgan Webb became a gold digger and works maybe 7-14 days a year doing promo events for Blizzard and Bethesda
> Olivia Munn's reaching 40 and still hasn't had her big break
> Kevin Periera hasn't aged a day and is doing the exact same shit he's always been doing
> Layla Kayleigh fell into obscurity and ruined her career by being into /ss/
>>81759608
Adam ur shirt is so ugly my dick fall off and walk out the door
>>81759666
Why is it that these skinny nerds always get into weight lifting or boxing later in life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVE-TP1y168
TechTV was awesome! G4 was such shit, but I actually kind of still wish it was around somewhat.
>>81759702
>Olivia Munn's reaching 40 and still hasn't had her big break
there is a god
>>81759725
mid-life crisis
In an episode of Attack of the Show, that beta male host claimed she could benchpress over twice her body weight, or 220
what do you think of this claim?
>>81759702
>Kevin Periera hasn't aged a day and is doing the exact same shit he's always been doing
what's he up to?
>> Layla Kayleigh fell into obscurity and ruined her career by being into /ss/
what's that mean?
Also what happened to Kristen Holt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iisYkEoE_T8
Whew.
>>81759722
HOLY FUCK
that's from one of the fan mail Adam read
wow
>>81759666
blocks your path, lets do this !
>>81759702
>> Layla Kayleigh fell into obscurity and ruined her career by being into /ss/
w-what
>>81759809
there's another one where he looks like he's gonna collapse, he's all red and sweaty
Hmm.
>>81759799
mostly podcasts from what i've seen.
>>81759851
<<<
>>81759870
She would be considered fat now.
>>81759608
Because he's drug-addled
>>81759870
Those feet look nice
>>81759666
YEEEAAH!!!!
>>81759999
I lived for those episodes
>>81759870
>2004
oh no
>yfw you realized Adam and Morgan didnt actually write those reviews and they were just actors reading a script.
>>81759582
My nerd friend wouldn't shut the fuck up about Morgan Webb.
>>81759999
Did they ever fuck?
fuck you OP, I hate these feels
God damn is Kevin Pereira an attractive man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQksMsqiRjI
Haha! Remember when Seanbaby was on Attack of the Show? I wish those episodes were available. I have some of those episodes taped on VHS with Seanbaby, but I don't know where.
>>81759979
Yeah cause liberals sure loved their 1% before Trump showed up...
>>81760101
They like Clinton and Soros, though.
>>81760137
Hillary is dirt broke though.
>>81759979
Jesus Christ. Shit like this is why I've moved away from nerd culture. They always feel the need to inject their fandom shit into everything.
>>81760101
Well they were always the 1%, just not the ones that earned it. Shit, Trump was with them for years.
>>81760181
>tfw morgan was literally just an intern and they put her on camera cause she had big tits
>>81760189
Once women got into it (and 99.9% of them are just faking it for likes on social media or for some type of celebrity) I stopped caring.
>>81760090
Shut up Kevin, you can't possibly be as amiable about the end of AotS and G4 in general as you claim. You can't be.
Pretty good podcast though, keep it up.
>>81760224
Her face was god awful but tits are nice.
>>81759582
Hi! I'm anon! This is my cock, nice to meet you Morgan!
>>81760224
they knew what they were doing back then
didn't this guy land a gig doing transgender pornography?
>>81760062
Sessler probably played some of the games.
>>81760277
>Once women got into it
Shame they will never get into your cock t-b-h famm.
>>81759608
Yes, whose dick did he suck for his success?
>>81759666
What's wrong with his arms?
>>81759979
Cringe
>>81760073
The fuck do you think?
>best techtv girl coming thru
>>81759582
You idiot, that's Michael Stipe from R.E.M.
Martin Sargent was the coolest guy on TechTV
>>81759582
Anime Unleashed (especially Read or Die (R.O.D.): The TV) was my favorite on the old G4-Tech TV network. I actually watched their showings of Star Trek, as well, before Netflix acquired every series.
>>81760678
His talk show was pretty awesome!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nsVMD9JLXY
>>81760635
He's 5'4
>>81759799
all i've ever wanted to do was lick whipped cream off of her legs.
>>81760712
I liked American Ninja Warrior
>>81759693
G4 fucking sucked. Only patricians recognize TechTV was the true electronic kino.
>>81760678
>>81760720
>tfw he stopped doing his infected podcast
>>81759582
I jerked off to morgan webb
>>81761144
I jerked off to her in appearance on Keven Pereira's broken podcast. She was qt as hell in it.
>>81761144
you want a medal or something?
>>81759799
Kevin made a show on twitch called the attack which is pretty much AOTS, he hosts every once and awhile but leaves it to the new generation.
>>81759773
Most men can't bench 220. I have serious doubts about the ability of a skinny woman to bench so much.
>Gave Metal Gear Solid 3 a 4/5
Get the fuck out of my face
>>81762709
The whole MGS series is a mess tbqh senpai. The sooner you realize this the better.
>>81762127
>tfw she wasted the remaining years of her prime attractiveness being a beard for a closeted gay man
>>81762753
Perhaps as a whole, but MGS3 on it's own is a criterion-tier experience.
>>81759666
*bottoms in tranny porn*
>>81762803
Maybe at the time, but it hasn't aged well. I skipped it when it came out, and tried it a couple years ago. The menus just felt clunky and antiquated.
>>81762772
Hey, I really really like women. Now hurry up and stick that thing in the hole.
Morgan Webb is the hottest autist
>>81762679
>most men can't bench 220
What? Is that true?
>>81763377
Do you seriously think the majority of men can bench 5 lbs less than 2pl8
>>81759582
jej, don't remember him being such an obvious speed freak. or maybe i was watching the talking dead guy.
>>81759608
Literally everyone thought he looked goofy, kid. Go back to youtube where no one cares if you're underage.
>>81759925
Yeah, people were slightly less retarded back then.
>>81762127
god she is hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERDP6FS9rnI