>its a "Hobbs casually dents a metal wall with a punch

Is hobbs an elder god?

>>81755738
Why is he in jail in the trailer? Isn't he a cop or something?

>>81756163
dom betrays him on a job and he gets caught

>>81755738
when you look at that picture, dont you beleive he can do those things?

>>81755738
fast and furious is basically a superhero movie now, hobbs has super strength and the rest just have the power of cars And I love it

>>81756342
no

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>its a "Dom casually just shoulder checks a door off his car and uncovnincingly picks up a guy by the neck, ragdolling him" episode

I dont mind so much when the rock does it but its like vin..stop

>>81756304
So if Dom betrays Hobbs why is Hobbs the one in jail?

I don't get it at all. Why were they stealing the EMP?

>>81756827
dom betrays him and hobbs gets caught retard. its not that fucking hard

>>81755738
>casually dents a metal wall with a punch
How can you punch something casually?

>Dom is 6'0"
>Dwayne is 6'5"
>Movie portrays them nearly the same height

>>81756891
Dwayne Johnson can do anything casually

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>it's a Paul Walker episode
;_;

>>81756901
>Dom
>6'0"

Nice try vince

>>81756868
Who wouldn't want an EMP? They're handy.

>>81756703
Apparently Vin has a line in his contract that he can never lose a fight in his movies. Dom has to either win or it has to be a draw.

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>>81756901
>vin diesel
>six foot

Kek, no he has LITERAL RDJ syndrome

>>81756827
They were on a covert mission that they couldn't get caught on.

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>>81757002
OH SHIT

Someone draw where his feet really is hahaha

>>81756944
>dude I almost had you

Nice meme

>>81757002

To be fair Theron is an Amazon.
An extremely attractive amazon.

#JustChadThings

>>81756827
so they can get Jason Statham in the fucking movie

>>81755738

Is this series kino? Didn't the main character die IRL? Does it have as much LORE as it sounds like?

>>81760217
Yes. One of them. Yeah, especially once they hit Five and they realized they could assembly a heist team using various characters from the previous films.

>>81756944
> This movie came out in 2001
> Back then they stole DVD players to make money
> Now they're a black ops team with access to all kinds of military hardware

WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!

>>81760313

Cool, might check it out. I may have seen the first, they jump a car off a ramp on to a boat to get the bad guy in the end, right?

>>81760669
that's 2

the movie was pretty goofy but good

So I don't get it.

Is The Transporter in this movie or something?

My main gripe with the franchise is that there's no blood at all from many different fights, explosions and shit.
The only time when they actually drew blood was Tokyo drift.
It's completely ridiculous when Diesel and Statham hit each other with metallic pipes and there's no blood.

>>81760954
I think that would hurt the tone of the movies.

>>81760979
What tone? They've started killing characters right from the first movie with its lanky nerd who was murdered right in front of the house. Then they've burned Han alive in the third one and killed their retarded friend in brazil in the 4 or 5.
Hell, they've even murdered the mother right in front of her baby in the last one.

>>81757002

Nigga those are just boots. That's nothing like the custom-made secret platform shoes RDJ wears.

>>81760879
No he's just the even-more-infamous brother of an already infamous terrorist. I think.

It would actually make a fuckload more sense if he'd been the Transporter dude clashing with them over a job. Like they tried to steal the shit he was transporting. It writes itself.

>>81757888
You had trips though.

>>81756119
He probably could have beaten Shao Kahn in Mortal Kombat 9 without Raiden's help.

>>81761240
Oh shit I honestly thought they were bringing the actual Transporter character in for a cool little tie-in.

Kinda sucks now that I know they aren't.

>>81755738

>takes a riot shotgun blast to the chest that would stop anyones heart
>doesnt give a fuck

>>81756982

his character and acting is the worst thing about these fucking movies.

https://youtu.be/_VjOIlb57sk?t=52

>when Deckard Shaw breaks out of his cell

I feel like The Rock just isn't good at delivering badass lines. He just isn't Arnold. If he's truly leaving the franchise I think Statham is better anyways.

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>>81756901
it's pretty seamless how they do it though

>>81761445
Maybe it's because I saw him in comedic roles first (unless you count the second mummy movie where he doesn't speak) but I've always felt like he's a much better comedic actor than a badass one. He just looks and feels goofy instead of a stone-cold motherfucker.

I think he'd work fine in one of Arnold's funny roles. Last Action Hero with Dwayne would probably work just fine. Terminator would never work.

>>81760954
>>81761085
they don't make rated R action movies anymore, especially now that the international box office is so important

it's sad but this is about as good as they're going to get these days

>>81761567
I think he's a solid actor for what he is. The Rundown was good. He was even good in that abortion of a trainwreck Southland Tales where he didn't even have any action sequences. He just isn't the badass they're trying to make him into. You're right that he's more of a likable person than a stone cold killer.

>>81761485

is vin supposed to be standing on some sort of platform or something in that scene?

>>81761637
Some smeared blood after fistfight doesn't require R rating.

>>81761637
What is John Wick for $120mil Alex

>>81761567
I've seen Rock first in Walking Tall and there he was a serious motherfucker who was a lumberjack or something and wanted to help his rural city to get rid of corrupted casino owner. With no comedy, I think.

>>81760337
The Rock happened

>>81761692
They showed a little blood when that guy was thrown into the submarine propellor. I think other countries are a lot more squeamish about violence than the USA and the movie is made for an international release. Not going to pretend like I actually know though.

>>81761727
An anomaly that cost way less to make and will make way less money?

>>81761643
they're standing side by side

>>81761438
So is this music actually popular? Or is it just shitty soundtrack music used as filler?

>>81761865
It's not an anomaly.
Deadpool and Logan both had R rating and made 780 and 600 mil respectively.

>>81761886

Well from our perspective yeah but from theirs they're face to face.

>>81761485

This will never get old.

>>81761976
no? they're standing side by side
you would've know if you watch the whole scene
because it ended with The Rock tapping Vin's shoulder right beside him

>>81761485
god-tier cinematography

>>81761947
Well I definitely hope they make more R rated action movies. Not comic book movies, but if those were that successful it's a good sign. Still I doubt F&F will risk such a profitable formula just to show some blood splatter and pink mist from gunshots. Both of those movies came well after F&F really took off to become the monster it is now.

>>81756358
If Bay doesn't make a Transformers crossover with this, there is no God.

If he does, there is a God, and he drives an EVO.

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>>81760954
I want realistic crashes in my superhero / street race / heist movie.

pic related

>>81762125
Crashes are okay in terms that they actually destroy vehicles a lot in these movies.
But no blood or bruises after fisticuffs?

>>81761445
i loved the faux chemistry between statham and the rock in this movie.

>>81762166
wouldn't be surprised if it was an age ratings thing

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>>81757002

It was like the hired women or midgets to play the roles of the prison guard in this. Dwayne looked like the hulk compared to them.

>>81762548
>>81757002

It's not anywhere near as funny when you force the joke with people who don't stand on their tippy toes and wear custom shoes for photos, guys. You could just as well do it with Arnold.

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>>81761333
He is Shao Khan.

>>81761485
Can someone explain why this is shit? I always though they're just talking side by side and not looking at each other, but apparently its shit filming.

>>81763246
It's a forced meme that refuses to die.

>>81760337
TORETTO NARCD

>>81763246
They are talking side by side. But memes are not based in reality

>>81761567
He said pretty serious in walking tall. Definitely not heartless killer, but I think with the right director behind him he could make the transistion.

He needs a James Cameron to propel him into that's position, despite how popular he is, he hasn't really had any hands down classics.

>>81763208
>Adkins as Cage
I like Adkins and all (the fight scenes in the new Boyka movie were pure fucking sex) but he would be terrible as Johnny. The character is too much of a wiseass and I don't see Adkins pulling it off. Just dress him up as Sub Zero and watch him give the movie its best scenes

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>>81762548
>filename

>>81755738
THIS MOVIE BROKE THE RECORD OF HIGHEST OPENING WEEKEND. FUCK YOU!

>>81762125
I dont know shit about cars, can someone explain why if I run my $3k shitbox into a tree it doesnt catch on fire but a $150k car explodes like a molotov cocktail?

>>81764257
because your shitbox isn't going 100 MPH

>>81757002
>charlize is 5'10"
>wearing heels
>vin still taller
Way to talk out of your ass.

>>81764257
Speed, motherfucker.

>>81763986
Adkins would be a perfect Sub Zero I feel

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>>81761386

>It's a Hobbs grabs a torpedo fired from a submarine with one hand and throws it into a bad guys car episode

>>81756703
Vin Diesel is such a fucking faggot

>>81761746
He was some vet returning home and decides to clean shit up and become the sheriff after seeing what his old friend/generic evil rich guy did to the town. Johnny Knoxville is in it so there's some light comedy and its pretty good flick.

Does /tv/ really hate vin?

he seems like a bro on kikebook and he has 101m followers wtf

>>81761386
if you don't like Dom you don't get F&F

I Hope they Continue to exaggerate These Movies even more, with Racing im Space and Aliens and Shit Until it becomes the 300 Million Budget real life Adaption of redline (with all of them dead already, except Hobbs)

You know what really stands out among these latest FF movies? Kurt Russell's Nick Fury. Dude got fucking robbed by SLJ, all because of that stupid deal Marvel did with SLJ to use his likeness in the comics. Fucking bullshit.

>>81761445
>>81761567
kek pure retardation

>>81764465
>he thinks vin isnt a manlet casually dwarfed by Charlize

Christ youre an idiot

>>81755738
>it's a "Hobbs casually forgets his partner and doesn't even mourn her death at the hands of Cipher."

>>81765128
>300 Million Budget real life Adaption of redline
i am completely fine with this

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>>81766479
KEK that shit pissed me off too

>>81761727
John Wick is good but it uses the shitty pussy ass tiny digital blood splatters that barely look like anything and leave no mess.

>yfw by Fast 9 Cipher turns out to be a better villain than anything Marvel will ever create

submarine chase was cool but the arctic environment doesn't suit the spirit of the series imo, f&f are such feelsgud movies, it's always fun to watch when action takes place in some tropical country in a broad daylight

garcatch's fast and furious videos are severely underappreciated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKDfv3Bf2Y4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtz_kzSbQlE

>>81768763

worthless post

>>81765128
Would be fucking hilarious if they just shot a bunch of cars to mars.

So, Keanu in the next movie or what? Will they bring Han back from the dead for fasTEN your seatbelts

>>81768828
Elaborate

>>81764836
Vin advocates traditional christian values
Family, self-sacrifice.. of course people love him

>>81768865
>they're fired off on two separate rockets
>at some point on the way to mars they jumps the cars from one to the other, holding their breath as the cars sail through space

>>81769237
Space is the next frontier. We've had tanks, airplanes and submarines so far. It will be just like Moonraker was with James Bond. Absolutely hilarious

>>81765128
what is redline?

>>81769868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4y8ph3cH54

>>81756827
You thought they would let him fail the mission and get off scot free? They have to pin the EMP theft on somebody

>>81755738
These films aren't realistic

>>81765128
If they do space it has to be for the last movie, there's no way they can top that

>>81760879
>It's a Jason Statham casually spin kicks a woman hard enough to kill her on a conveniently positioned spike wall episode
>It's a Jason Statham takes down half a dozen armed men with a hosepipe episode

>>81764699
>It's a Kazama Kiryu just fucking stands there and the rocket dodges him out of fear episode

>>81761294
For Paule

This is just leading to Riddick: Origins isn't it?

>>81771501
>>It's a Jason Statham casually spin kicks a woman hard enough to kill her on a conveniently positioned spike wall episode
>>It's a Jason Statham takes down half a dozen armed men with a hosepipe episode
That shit sounds like absolute kino though. Should I watch it?

>>81768822
hmmm was Tokyo drift actually supposed to be last?

>>81771997
it's the last chronologically.

>>81773875
Not anymore.

>>81755738
They said on the radio that The Rock deflects a nuclear missile with his fist in this new Fast & the Furious film.

Really?!

>>81768873
Not that guy but there is nothing to elaborate on. Your post is trash. What kinda stupid shit is "artic theme doesn't fit the spirit". The spirit of the franchise is that it's a globe spanning adventure in fast cars and action. Fuck off

>>81774005
it was a torpedo, what a bunch of morons you were listening to