That time you were late for work and all the lights kept turning

Remember that time you kept wiping, again and again and again, but still poop there was?

ME.

That time you wanted to put a bit of milk left in the bottle, and thought it'd be enough for a few cups of tea, only to accidentally tip all of it into one mug, leaving you with no more milk, and a too milky cup of tea?

ME

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>>81740335
>>81740383
>>81740401
For you.

Remember when your goldfish died and you just put it down to old age? No James, ME.

That time you thought a fart was gonna be silent but it was extremely loud in a large room of people?

ME JAMES ALL ME

Remember that time you got up in the middle of the night to take a pee and stubbed your toe on the nightstand?

ME. THE AUTHOR OF ALL YOUR PAIN.

>>81740335
Casino Royale was great but none of the follow-ups really were on the same level. Quantum was passable. Skyfall was alright. Spectre was hot garbage.

>>81741235
What's sad is Spectre had the greatest potential and succumbed to awful writing and direction.

>>81741235
Spectre is 10/10 if you turn it off after 4 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbqv1kbsNUY

Remember that time the pizza guy got the bags mixed up and you got a triple hawaian pizza instead?
ME.

>>81741396
>pizza
>bags

What hellish nightmare land do you live in?

>>81740383
And you ran out of paper and had to use two squares and your finger busted through it and got poop deep under your finger and the smell ruined your dinner?

That was on you bro.

>>81741301
So, what you're saying is that the writer of the movie was the author of all of your pain?

>>81741301
The planning for the films was obviously not there. If you have a guy signed on for six films, you should know what story he'll be in for each movie and have the entire series climax with the last one.

The way they aged Bond was just odd. He was a rookie in Casino. Then he became a sort of vet in Quantum even though it happened immediately after Casino. And he was already old in Skyfall.

>>81741465
Delivery bags to keep the pizza warm, ard tard.

I know euroshits like you aren't used to things like electricity and heat, the least of all money, but not everyone is as backwards as you all.

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>>81740335
How come James was still able to recognize faces after he got his brain stabbed with the anti-face recognition drill?

>>81740401
>tea
>milk

>>81741839
It's how Pajeets drink tea

>>81741362

ITS ALL ONE SHOT

ITS EXTREMELY IMPRESSIVE
why do people do this

a film is either good or not, nobody cares about 'single shot takes'

>>81741711
>ard tard

>>81741839
I sure hope you're not the kind of pleb that puts sugar in it.

>>81742154
milk AND sugar bitch

>>81742121

Its different shots edited together to look like one take.

>>81742191
Would you like some tea in your tea?

>>81741761
Plot and basically Bond escaping unescapable situations

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>>81740335
Who put that silly man Reza Aslan in a movie? He's so silly.

Who would be the next Bond?

>>81742840
Idris elbow

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>>81742840
How ironic would it be?

>>81742840
John Boyega

>>81742840
Craig is doing one more and then he will pass the baton to Leslie Jomes.

>>81741235
Quantum of Solace is one of the best separators between 4chan users and non-4chan users. Everyone outside of 4chan despises that movie, but people here seem to generally like it or are at least neutral towards it, myself included.

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That time you realised Disney were making the Force into a tree..

ME!

>>81740401
>>81741839
>>81742154
>>81742191
honey is literally the only acceptable thing to add to your tea

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>>81743212
The cinematography makes or breaks it. A lot of normal people would just call it quits watching a movie that makes itself hard to watch but /tv/ will watch it no matter what.

Once you get past Quantum's problem with that, it's not bad. Good action scenes. For the most part, ok dialogue. Story was workable. On the big scheme of things, as said, it's a massive let-down from Casino. It's obvious they didn't know how to characterize Quantum. Le Chiffre wasn't part of Q technically but he gave it a lot of reality.

Best Bond girls though.

>>81741524
Yeah, only Pajeets can relate to this.

That time you put your cellphone on the table and it disappeared so you searched and searched and it turned out to be in your bed?

It was me, James. All me.

>>81740335
What a disappointment this film was.

DUDE WE'RE BROTHERS AND I HAVE DADDY ISSUES LMAO

Nu-Bond is so fucking shit

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>>81741235
>Quantum was passable. Skyfall was alright
>Quantum was passable.
>Skyfall was alright
just go away, go away

WHY WONT YOU GO AWAY!?

>>81745129
What's wrong u homo