He's not without his flaws but he's by far the

>it's a Mark won't stop gushing over Guillermo del Toro episode

>>81737857
who is the black dude you guys always post

>>81738226

newfag

>>81738226
Some faggot who thinks transformers 4 is superior to seven samurai

>>81737857
But there are thing in it

>>81738226
Roger Ebert

>>81738226
Idris Elba

>>81738321
what?

>Here's the thing

>>81737857

He's the only critic I listen to. Not because I think he knows his shit, but he's so entertaining, especially when he bantz with Mayo.

>>81739190
he knows his shit though bro

Too soft on marvelshit and clickbait feminism. Pretty cool guy otherwise.

dude the exorcist lmao

>>81738226
Mandingo

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>tfw Mark is talking up a movie you're excited about but then he drops "here's the problem"

>>81739942
>Too soft on clickbait feminism
What do you mean by too soft? He completely sucks it up.

>>81739944
10/10 film you pleb

Hello to Jason Isaacs ;) lmao

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Just post some rare Kermodes already

>>81740051
He means that if it's a female director or marketed as a "feminist" film he'll cut it way more slack than it would rightfully deserve. Like Ghostbusters 2016.

It's obvious in his review that he didn't like it at all but instead felt the need to "defend" it from all the horrible muhsoggys out there. Even though it was genuinely a bad film.

Basically if it's pro-woman then Kermode will never say it's shit. Probably because his psychiatrist wife would kick his balls in.

He was good when he was authentic

>>81740450
That's a fairly recent thing though. He used to be happy to shit on stuff like the Sex and the City movies. His politics cloud everything he says now though.

>>81738226
Armond White

>>81737857
>it's a movie is shit so I'll talk about trotskyism review
>it's a ZAK SNYDER!!! movie so I'll keep saying his name at an annoyingly loud high pitched volume reiew
>it's a McGee movie so it's not even worth seeing review
>it's a Mark doesn't watch tv so the movie goes over his head review
>it's a Simon says something inane and leaves Mark dumbfounded review
>it's a 6 laugh to be a comedy review
>it's an old horror is best horror review
>it's an I went to see AAA blockbuster on Tuesday morning alone in an empty cinema so didn't enjoy it review

I could go on.

>>81740450
virgin detected

>>81740414
He looks jacked there.

>>81740414
That's Channing Tatum.

>>81740637
I genuinely had no idea sex hade you a better reviewer.

I guess that's why all gaming sites are terrible then.

I think you're on to something here. Or you're an utter moron.

Can't decide which.

>>81740659
His name is Jeff.

What's the most brutal way to describe a movie in a critique?

>>81740776
Damning with faint praise.

>>81740776
"I was glued to my seat from start to finish. Otherwise I'd have got up and left."

>>81740776
'Bay-esque'

>>81740776
Here's the thing