>For Your Thighs Only >This Plate is Not Enough >Pie

>>81734398
Do you think he ever forces her to eat specific things and then watches?

>>81734398
>For Your Thighs Only
I'd watch this desoo

does he have fatty fetish or what?

>>81734398
>not Diet Another Day
You blew it, anon. It was so obvious.

>>81734398
Thicc

>>81734468
no shit sherlock thats the fucking joke. go back to plebbit you goddamn waste of cum.

>>81734398
It's like that episode of Malcolm in the Middle when Hal gives Lois fattening stuff disguised as health food to keep her nice and thicc.

I feel like punching brosnan in his fucking face

He got god tier genetics from fate and he wastes it on landwhales what a fucking asshole

>>81734398
Damn she was qt when she was skinny. Now she's just a disgusting cow

>>81734398
he can at least let her lose 20kg

>>81734547
Obesity isn't hereditary.

fuck sake man she was absolutely gorgeous and ruined herself

i'm all for THICC nut when you lose the face its pretty pointless

she doesnt even look skinny on the left just perfect, what a fucking feeder brosnan must be

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>>81734398

Is there a luckier man than Pierce?

>>81734398
they prob never have sex anymore and are just good chums - which he values.
he gets enough sex on the side that he doesnt even see his wife sexually anymore.

>>81734665
>>81734547
>>81734593

L
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>>81734699

Nah, look at his face on the right. He loves it. He's showing off to the world his perfect sex doll.

>>81734735
THICC

Live and let diet, Pierce.

>>81734732
any woman above 80kg is unacceptable

>loves his wife of 20+ years regardless of her appearance

4chan> wat a kuk!

sure thing boys
keep pumping those fleshlights

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>>81734732
nah i love a thicc bitch if they hold it well, but look at this sack of shit what a waste

>>81734398
>spoonraker
>the man with the golden brown crust
>casino royale with cheese

>Dr. Now

>>81734468
he's a high test alpha male

>Casino Royale with Cheese
>Live and Let Diet
>Spoonraker
>License to Grill
>Tomorrow Never Diets

The Pie who loved Me

>>81734398
Now that's love

>Octobelly

>>81734735
>the thiccer she gets the happier he looks
HIGH
TEST

>>81734735
>>81734812
>brosnan gets progressively happier
based feeder

>A View To A Grill

>>81734735
wouldn't it be funny if she loses the weight and then divorces him for a younger guy?

>>81734947
nice

>Piefall

>>81734973
They should make another Bond with Brosnan where Bond is happily married to a thicc wife who then gets tired of him loses weight files for divorce and goes away with the movies villain triggering Bond to go full 007 again

>>81734398
>The man with the golden bun
>Tomorrow never fries
>The fry who fed me
>Butterball

>The Man With The Hotdog Gun

>Butterfinger

>Quantum of Sorbet

>>81735076
lol i tip my hat to you good sir

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You guys want to stop laughing and feel bad in a hurry?

Brosnan's first wife died of ovarian cancer. Imagine how much she weighed at the end.

Their daughter also died of ovarian cancer 20 years later.

>The chef who loved me

>>81735076
kek

>>81735104
Fuck. It makes sense now.

>>81734735
how is this even possible

>>81735076
in all seriousness, though, it was funny

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>>81734833

>>81734825
>Casino Royale with Cheese
Far funnier than it should be.

>>81734398

Not my favourite bond but I gotta admit that's a real man right there

>>81735076
hahahahhahahah

>>81735104
poor guy

>>81735104
He never wants to have to carry a weightless body in his harms again. I know this feel too well. It destroys a man.

>>81734910

>not Octopuffy

>>81734973
Or, he divorces her for a fatter girl?

>Do you expect me to lose weight?

>>81734517
My nikka, Hal is patrician af. Keeping your wife THICC for your own benefit is the GOAT fetish

>>81735245
>octopudding

>>81735252
You fucked it up

>Do you expect me to gain weight?
>No, I expect you to diet!

>>81735252
>No, Mr Bond, I expect you to dine!

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>>81735104

Nah. Moore cucked him and now he keeps her plump so other men won't try and steal her.

he fell for the thicc meme

>>81734398
Good call really, she needs to lose weight properly.

Although, you should not marry someone who gets fat and you should divorce them if they get fat later. You should also not have children with such people.

Being fat is a sign of mental and social illness.

>From Kitchen with Love
>Desserts are Forever
>License to Grill
>The Soup is not Enough

>>81734928
The higher tendency to laugh like that is normally a sign of higher stress levels.

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>>81735452
>social illness

>>81735503
yes its stew
everything i do
fondue it for youuuu

>>81735076
>struggling for a QoS pun
>update the thread

Fuck. Best I got was Quart of Solero

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mfw she is the size of my last gf

>>81734735
he's fucking his very own personal fertility goddess

Don't feed me quietly...

DO IT WITH INTENSITY

>>81734468
>Forced to eat cake for a living Brosnan just wants some chicken wings

More information surprisingly absolutely no one at 11 Jim.

>>81735104
>>81734547

>pierce in charge of genetics

Good for him, seem the jews of hollywood havent made him into a cheating, drug addled degenerate.

She could do to lose weight but its better still that they are happy and loving.

>>81734732
I love a good fat pig as much as the next. But she isn't "high test" fat. She is old, middle aged, sagging shit fat.

>>81735915
>low test

She's not even unsalvageable at this point; I bet if she just cut any calories she drank (coffee with a bunch of other shit in it, booze, soda even) and got her ass doing a brisk walk for an hour a day, she could lose a bunch no problem in a year.

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>>81734475
Half points for the save.

>>81734468
His first wife, the lady who passed away many years ago, started out a model and ended up a healthy sized woman. I too love my women lovely. I hate scrawny Ethiopian looking chicks, Disgusting.

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Said every woman ever

>>81735490
source?

>>81734398
>Dr. Low-fat
>Mooo-raker
>The Man with the Golden Buns
>From Rolls-a with Lard
>Thunderthighs/Butterball

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>>81735076

On Her Majesty's kitchen service
License to Grill
GoldenFry
Live and Eat Pies

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>>81736836
>On Her Majesty's kitchen service

>The Weight is not Enough

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>>81734398
>Pie Another Day
fucking spat out my food you genius

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>>81734735
I envy the love between those two. Fuck my life, familia

>>81734547
He got god tier genetics from fate which gave him the ability to pick his exact perfect woman to fuck, he's doing exactly what someone with that gift should do

>>81734735
Based. As. Fuck.

At first I agreed, because people can really get ridiculous ideas of how they should look and that's tiring, but is that a healthy body weight to be at?

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>>81734517
this episode did things to me

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>>81734735

>>81737318
The idea had promise, but the execution leaves something to be desired

>>81737133
>>81737149
>>81737170
Pierce's first wife literally grew proportionally. He loves his women big. In ancient times, early man's ideal woman, was hugely portioned.It's just a man reigniting his inner self.

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>>81734735

>>81736318
Literally happening to my sister. She got married 2 years ago, and has gained 40-45 lbs. But she's trying to stay on top of it.

>>81737482
>she's trying to stay on top of it.

I think her husband's on top at this point mate

>>81734398
Did you know he had a daughter in her forties who recently died

>>81734398
women are so fucking sloppy?

>>81737367
I tried to date thicc/chubby women, but they were so messed up (in the head) it's not even funny. Every single one of them adamantly believed they were ugly. Every one of them. They grew up seeing slender girls being labelled "sexy", and it's honestly damaging after a while, so much so that they can't handle being in a relationship. I swear they just wouldn't believe me when I told them they were natural beauties and I couldn't give less of a shit about the skeletors on the billboards and in the magazines. I'm talking about 6-8/10 cutie pies here who thought they were 2-3 at best.

>>81737615
>Fat
>6-8/10

Pick one

Pierce confirmed for patrician fatty fetish. Good taste.

>>81735104

damn

>>81734475
>Diet Another Day

lol

>>81734398
>Literally sticking a tube in your body to suck your innards
Disgusting

Besides you need that bit of fat to not look like a skeletor

>>81737693
low test beta faggot cuck

>>81734833
excellent

>>81734517
Hal is God

>>81734735
She must be amazing in bed

>>81734735
>he gets happier

he likes the meat

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>>81738239

Always hungry for it no doubt

>>81734490
The jew fears the thicc.

I'll tell you what happened

He made a offhand joking comment about divorcing his wife if she got surgery and laughed

>Casino Royal With Cheese

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>>81738284
this desu, the idea of fertile white women terrifies the jew

>>81738265

Bruh. Could you imagine...

Railing that little chick from behind when all of a sudden the big bitch starts licking your ass crack. Then she fucks you while shes standing while the little chick eats your ass out.

>>81734812
She looks like tony's fat sister from the sopranos

>>81737615
I have the same experience, they're fucking gone in the head.
Listening to their insecurities all day gets really fucking annoying.

Why do women get fatter after getting married?

>>81738583
Because they consume more calories than they expend? That's basic thermodynamics anon

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you lads think she calls him Pie?

short for Pierce but also a word for cake

>>81734430
He makes her eat whole tubs of molasses and he watches. She can't do enough stair master to keep up.

>>81737615
>>81738474
I find they get attached a lot easier as well, the comfort of finally being physically liked is nice
I also feel kinda weird being into bigger girls, one girl in particular who put on even more weight after we stopped fooling around drives me nuts, her hips doubled in size and she's getting close to just being straight up fat but I can't help it

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>>81738265
those thighs

>>81738169
>2017
>Being such a low test beta cuck faggot you settle for landwhales

ISHGDDT

>>81737615
It's the media, the Jewish Media. i hate to say Jewish everytime I refer to the media, but it's literally, nearly, 100% Jew Controlled. And they have a way of conditioning women to accept what they say is right and wrong and that's the problem. I love thicc healthy women. Ironically,not all Jews are signing the same tune because some Jewish women are apparently thicker than others so they're forcing their world view, while others are against it. It's really scary to see that their tiffs are literally tearing the western world apart.

>>81734735
unf
she gets better with age

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>>81734871
>>81734910
>>81735076
>>81735252
>>81735317
>>81735325
>>81736836

>>81734871
>Live and Eat, Die

>>81735250
haha i know someone that did that. strange thing is the guy is almost anorexic thin. he runs marathons yet his two wives have been BIG

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>>81734833
-"I want you to lose 007 pounds by the time this bomb goes off."

-"No Mister Bond, I expect you to DIET!"

-"If you lose the weight, you'll Die Another Day"

>>81734468

In my experience, or what I've witnessed, the older a gentleman gets, the thicker he enjoys his ladies.

This doesn't apply to all men, it's not a blanket statement but it's something noticeable for sure.

>>81738463
fuck Parvati

>>81734468
Maybe he just loves his wife the way she is

>>81735076

audible kek

>>81738265
Too bad fat never looks that good. That pic is shooped as fuck.

Also a lot of people in this thread seem to mistake THICC for FATLARDASS

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>>81734735
>He gets happier.