>The girl is on the light side of the force, while the boy

A

FUCKING

TREE

>>81727515
So this wasn't a fake?

>>81727515
Really activates my rape whistle.

>>81727515
>>The girl is on the light side of the force, while the boy is on the dark side

Who's "the boy"? And how do you know this?

I know in the trailer it mentions the light side and dark side, but I don't remember it saying there was "a boy" on the dark side

I didn't watch it closely though because nu-Star Wars is shite

>>81728221

Light: Rey, Force sister, Dark: Kylo, Forco brother

What is so bad about this idea? It's basically retelling of Cain and Abel... PT and OT were full with Biblical references + Euro mythos.

OT didn't break any new ground in storytelling. The execution was near flawless, that's why it worked.

>>81727515
In the original movie the white kid was on the light side and the big black deep-voiced robot was on the dark side

So racism is cool but sexism isn't? You're just a confused OP, i'm ashamed.

>>81728246
Boys are tough. Girl is weak.

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>>81727515

This is what happens when you give the keys to nu-males

>a fucking tree is the source of the force

But I thought the force was basically everywhere, like the energy that surrounds all things or something?

I'll bet the tree gets destroyed at the end as well.

>>81728170
theres probably going to be something about a tree but i doubt its actually what the "leaks" say it is.

>>81728257
Racism against Nazi-Germany? Ironic.

>>81728273
His face makes me Micro-soft

>>81728282
You can't have something resembling a Christianity in your movie goy, not some "g-d like thing" that is everywhere in everyone and connects everything. It's science you see? It's a tree

Yeah that leak was 100% fake since Lando is confirmed not going to be in the movie. Some faggot from here must be on the production and saw the tree and came up with some bullshit.

>>81728234
Ah yeah