/got/ general

First for lady Bear

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>sansa is a bad charac-

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>>81699704
>>81699704
>>81699704
Well?

>>81700172
>He is my king from this day, until his last day.
So bear loli is planning to kill jon?

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>Promise me, Ned!

>>81700265

Robert's Rebellion. Not as costly to make as Aegon's Conquest due to no dragons. And it would give us a look at Westeros under the reign of The Mad King.

Stannis was based

Cancer thread.

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>>81700352
>all that hype in season 6 for finding out what she said to Ned and who Jon really is
>tfw we still didn't find out because D&D are fucking faggots

>>81700443
All she said was "PROMISE ME NED PROMISE ME" over and over again, even the whisper was the same

>>81700487
>even the whisper was the same
But it wasn't she was telling him something and at the end said promise me.

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>>81700352
man I remember being here when Season 6 episode 10 had a sticky and people was typing OZGE and shit waiting for Lyanna's reveal, only for that sweaty ass bitch to pop up the screen and me wishing the ozge rumors was true

good game anon

>>81700219
Sansa is in the top 3 best imho

>>81700535
no anon, she was whispering "PROMISE ME NED PROMISE ME" it was autistic af

>>81700571
Fuck off fag, go watch that episode again like I did the other day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5krxJdnknE

>>81700649
sounds like inaudible PROMISE ME NED PROMISE ME to me

not that anon btw

>>81700694
KYS

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>>81700369
but we pretty much know everything about it already
the only thing that had potential is the fight at the Tower of Joy, but alas S06 has already fucked that up

>>81700536

They couldn't have her be beautiful; she's supposed to look like Arya.

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>>81700694
>sounds like inaudible

>>81700727
no

Ned said her attitude resembled Arya's. Not her looks.

>>81700727
u wot m8, there was nothing in the show mentioning how Lyanna looked like Arya, everything in the show implied that lyanna was qt314

Why did Rhaegar name both his sons Aegon?

>>81700352
>this is a 10/10 in Westeros
top kek

>>81700863
Why name both of your characters in Skyrim the same name?

>>81700716
How'd they fuck it up?
There were supposed to be more people?

>>81700883

Little Mormont is minor enough that she doesn't draw the sanctimonious lot like Dafne or Millie do.

Instead of a nice comfy Beric thread, we got this cancer pedo thread.

>>81700943

There was a gravity to that scene that D&D failed to capture. The words were all wrong. Even Dawn was changed to suit their purposes.

>>81700883
>>81700997
Hi newfags. Lyanna Bear posting was largely criticized for some time. I don't know why it's getting a pass now. Maybe people realized that it's not worth getting into a fit over words?

>>81701243
>newfag
She's only been on the show less than a fucking year.

It's never been criticized even during the on season.

>>81700943
that's the least of it

> dialogue is supposed to be delivered in somber way instead of "EY I'LL FUCK YOU UP, WHERE IS MY SISTER YOU CUNT"
> Oskar Whent being an edgelord
> Dayne dual-wielding swords and fucking twirling them mid-battle like a 14 years old's self-insert OC (I admit, it was amusing though)

>>81701243
>>81700997
>>81700883
Also, there's a difference between implying that you want too have relations with a child yourself. And insinuating that the characters should.

All these fags triggered by a strong youg woman.

>b-but muh meme character Beric

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>>81701300
pic related

>>81700172
how is it humanely possible to be that ugly?

>>81700883
Well I for one think the jannys should do their fucking job for once and 404 this thread. Cunny threads shouldnt get a pass just because they're disguised as a general.

>>81701296
>It's never been criticized even during the on season.
But it has.

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>Promise me, Ned!

>>81700716
>but we pretty much know everything about it already

>he doesn't want to see Robert BTFO some targ shit.

>>81701300

The Tower of Joy scene was meant to depict the end of an era. Ser Arthur Dayne and Ser Gerold Hightower were warriors of legend. It's meant to showcase what a Kingsguard really looked like and the tragedy of their oaths binding them to a lost cause.

>>81701369
No, it hasnt. Of course a few people said something but most people ignored it or wanted people to stop posting lyanna because they hate her (which is justified).

>>81701316
>theres a difference between fantasizing about a child being fucked by a grown man thats not you and fantasizing about a child being fucked by you personally

thats the hill you want to die on huh

>>81701300
to be fair the original cut had

>Arthur Dayne stabs Dawn on the ground, leaving it there
>Uses a a bastard sword instead
>Ned vs Dayne
>Dayne disarms Ned
>Throws his sword at Ned's feet
>"I'm not striking an unarmed man, Lord Stark, pick it up!"
>Ned picks the sword up
>Dayne pulls dawn out of the ground
>"youll die as you lived.. with honor"

what bothers me is there is absolutely no reluctancy to the scene at all, Ned and his men went to specifically destroy Dayne and his men, was there ap articular reason why they removed the dialogue from the books? It felt like it missed the pint of the scene

So I haven't posted in /got/ since last year, what have I missed?

>>81701460
Die? But I have the high ground!

>>81701477

Maybe they thought the actors they cast couldn't deliver the lines well enough?

>>81700172
>From this day, until HIS last day

Bearloli is going to kill Jon.

>>81700883
To be fair I think both fags and pedos should be put in concentration camps.

>>81700863
Because he's a retarded faggot

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>>81701517
>Promise me, Ned!

it always continues to baffle me how d&d miss the point of and fuck up the most important scenes, one has to wonder if its more than stupidity and if its outright spite as evidenced by their ass hurt over Orson Scott Card.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqv-UtJQk5Q

>>81701422
ye, but you don't have to wank Dayne up to anime-levels to showcase his skills.
Especially since, unlike the books, the show doesn't have any true "god-tier" swordsman in it.
Jaime and Barristan were nerfed and the Hound jobbed to fucking Brienne out of all characters.

>>81701612

Under what basis? One is a legit sexual orientation that harms no one and the other is a mental illness.

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>>81701612

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>No, nowittenze!
What did he mean by this?

>>81701645

I agree with that. Dawn being a greatsword would have been a start.

>>81701517
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>81701653
>implying there's not a significant overlap between faggotry and pedophilia

These people have been wanting to rape bran since he was 10

>>81701336
Is there something wrong with Beric?

>>81701641
What this about Orson Scott Card?

>>81701477
>to be fair the original cut had

Source?

>>81701736

One does not necessarily mean the other, though. Not all pedos molest children and not all child molesters are pedos.

These same people wanted Arya too. And Tommen. Oddly, no Myrcellafags.

>>81701818
People wanted to fuck the season five Myrcella they just killed her off so fast

>>81700883
thats a cute picture of him

>>81701850

Wasn't she sixteen-eighteen?

>>81701818
>Not all pedos molest children and not all child molesters are pedos.


dude what the hell does this have to do with anything? the conversation was about gays vs pedos

>>81701775
he dumped on their show really hard in the first season when he saw it, so d&d being the bigger men decided to create the beattle conversation about good old retard cousin Orson and his bug obsession (dissing his writing on ender's game)

whats messed up is how the media critics fellated the show as usual and said nothing against it

>>81701818
original myrcella had 2 minutes of screentime so nobody cared about her

>>81701775
They worked on an adaptation of Ender's Game in the noughties that never got made. Why, I don't know.

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Queens of Love and Beauty:

>Ashara Dayne (Has 40% chance of killing herself for no reason) [Ned Stark]
>Margaery (pancake tits) [Septa Unella]
>Sansa (Already Broken by Ramsay) [Ramsay Bolton]
>Lyanna Stark (Wont approve of you sleeping around, this includes your priestess) [Rhaegar Targaryen]

1st Row: We'll known legendary fighters and Robert

>Prime-Dayne (Show): Dual Wielding; no Dawn
>Prime-Barristan: Longsword
>Prime-Jaime: Both Hands
>Prime-Robert: 1 hand on 2h Warhammer

2nd Row: Next gen's greatest fighters

>Hound (Very Healthy): Longsword
>Oberyn: Poison tipped Spear
>Brienne: With Oathkeeper
>Mountain: Un-armored, 1 hand on 2h Greatsword (Mountain takes up 2 slots, cant choose 3rd row KG)

3rd Row: Loose cannons

>Bronn
>Karl
>Jaquen
>Daario

4th Row: Priests/Priestess (Note you must sleep with your priest to activate their abilities)

>Melisandre: shadow babbies (can kill 1 kg)
>Red Nigress: Can resurrect 1 fallen Kingsguard
>High Sparrow: Can summon 30 fodder Sparrows
>Kinvara: can coat sword of 1 kg with flames

Claim a Queen
Claim 3 Kingsguard
Claim a Red Priest/ess
1 from each row
You can't pick the guy directly below them
(You cant pick Ashara>Dayne>Hound>Bronn>Melly)
Pick 1 specific KG from your roster to beat suitors of your QOLAB

The rest is out to get you

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>>81701957
A shame

>>81701966
all i need is karl fookin tanner

he was the fastest blade in gin alley, a fookin legend.

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>anotherstuoid thread without Beric
You guys deserve the hell you just summoned upon yourselves

>>81702011
that body is a shame, yeah.
newmyrcella is an 11/10.

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>>81701966
Ashara
Jaime
Oberyn
Bronn
Kinvara

>>81702088

Implying he wouldn't slit your throat then walk off to get a drink.

>>81702132
How can you 'get' a pyre?

>>81700172
i want to ____ that ____

>>81702187
I want to SERVE that KING IN THE NORTH

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Post Season 6 memes

>>81702187
forget
shitty character even exists

>>81702167
The same way you 'get' a joke.
You can't.

>>81702252
this

be honest how many of you are tourists from reddit/cancerfolk

Has anyone watched these videos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-u2gUM4Vvc&list=PLCsx_OFEYH6un7-8efHOg-UL5WdQ9gLSN

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>>81702187
I want to follow that Stannis

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>>81702719

>>81702088
HE COULD TAKE ANY KNIGHT ANY TIME

>>81703051

Would have loved to see him take The Mountain.

>>81703069
cowardly cunt in plate desu

>>81703051
I somehow question his ability of taking any knight any time given that a weakling girl giving him a scratch with her knife made him entirely forget the presence of the guy with a longsword behind him.

just carry a set of keys or something and throw them left to distract him while you strike right.

>>81703115

The ground's full of weaklings who cry "Fight me naked, mate, not in plate, see what happens!"

>>81703138
this.
just like Kraaz or whatever his stupid name is.


>>81703115
>will fight any knight so long as they're wearing smallclothes.

Would Robert have been able to defeat Grigori The Great Dragon if he came to Westeros?

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>>81702088

>>81703321
"Yes"

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>>81703389

>>81701397
she could be a snek at best
she's no northwoman

>>81702187
I want to forget about that shitty ASOIAF series because it will never be finished.

>>81700219
>plebbit
ter

Shit knight fighting tier :
Khrazz
>Take off that armor!

OK knight fighting tier :
Karl Tanner
>Fucking cunts in steel plate. Fucking cowards.

Good knight fighting tier
Sandor Clegane
>My innocence against your breastplate, is that the way of it?

Great knight fighting tier :
Bronn
>Bronn was so lightly armored he looked almost naked beside the knight. He wore only a shirt of black oiled ringmail over boiled leather, a round steel halfhelm with a noseguard, and a mail coif.

>When Lysa's master-at-arms offered Bronn a similar shield, the sellsword spat and waved it away.

>>81700443
>the kid
>the bloody bed
you gotta be a retard to not realize what it is

>>81703389
This is still fucking great
20goodmenposting was a blessing

Help me write the dnd fanfic ending

King Jon Stargaryen who brings wildlings into the fold

Queen Dany who brings essos into the fold

Hand Tyrion

Grand maester Sam

LC of the KG Brienne

City watch commander Bronn? Gendry?

Sansa as warden in the north?

Jaime as warden in the west

Grey Worm as warden of essos?

>>81703728

Essos will literally never come up again. Jon will be Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North. Daenerys will be Queen with Tyrion as Warden of the West. Other positions will be filled miscellaneously. Daenerys will not remarry and will die childless, casting the kingdom into war again.

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Choose 3 characters who will fuck Arya Stark with passion.

>>81703896
me, me and me

>>81703870
That doesn't sound like the show tho

>>81703949

Well, that last part happens after the show ends. Can't imply that Dany's idiotic refusal to remarry is in any way a problem.

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>>81703896
CAST HIM

>>81703918
Wrong, wrong and wrong!

>>81703896

Ramsay, Gendry, and Polliver.

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>>81701966
>no Dawn

U wot? Fuck off bookcuck

>>81704266
lol thats such a big fuck you to book fans

>>81704266

That doesn't look like a greatsword with a blade as white as milkglass.

>>81703896
Hot Pie, Jaqen, Hound

>>81703134
Knives are OP, pls nerf, so she was legit the biggest threat in the room at that point to him.

Think about it.

Unsullied die to peasants wielding knives.

Stannis is getting his ass whopped after losing to Ramsay until that is he pulls out a knife, he then kills the guys in 5 seconds flat.

Ramsay kills Roose with a knife Roose couldn't even tell he had or was pulling out.

>>81703728
>City watch commander Bronn?
Wouldn't fit with the rest of them, the meme good guys.

>If I woud ask you to kill a babe. Still at a mother's breast. Would you do it, without question?
>No without question. I'd ask how much.

Not that D&D read the books or remember that far, but still.

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>>81703896
Jon Snow

>>81704422
Bronn is a good guy who dindu nuffin though

>>81704045
kek now i'Ll picture every frogtard spammer like that.

>>81704357
>Jaqen
>Hound
This, my fucking bro ;)

>>81704321
That sounds like a faggy book description, have you no shame bookcuck? 5 months from now we'll be done with season 7 and be less than a year away from the series finale and TWOW will still not be done.

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>>81704362
>peasants wielding knives.
Sons of Harpy coming through!

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>>81704422
> Wouldn't fit with the rest of them, the meme good guys.

kek

yes he would. D&D included Daenerys' psychotic bitch moments as well, and yet they still managed to sell her as Fem!Gandhi

>>81701527
nah

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>>81704479
>ywn see Arya getting banged into her two holes by both Hound and Jaqen at the same time as Hot Pie masturbates in the corner

>>81703896
>>81704357
Close to my picks, but hotpie?

Gendry
Jaqen
Sandor

>>81704567
well that's the thing they make all her insane psycho moves look "good" and showfags take it that way too. Like when she randomly decided which innocent guy she would give to her dragons ( We know that Hizdhar at least was innocent later on given the SotH killed him, and he could've been killed there ).

All showfags thing she was righteous there, and everywhere else.

Not sure how they could present a sellsword willing to kill a baby for money as "good" under any circumstances tho.

I guess they could with show Bronn tho given that 90% of what he's doing is cracking jokes with Tyrion/Jaime/Podrick, that's his job as a sellsword pretty much.

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>>81704584
This, this, this, fucking this!

THIS!
H
I
S
!

Why fucking even live?!

Is there an actual good show with solid writing on tv?

I tried a few shows but it's all the same shit, terrible writing with weakly defined characters just doing things that may or may not fit their established traits and may or may not make any goddamn sense, with a bit of action here and there to make up for the shit and keep fans interested.

It didn't feel like this before.. Now it seems it's all GoT : The scifi show. GoT : The cop show. etc..

>>81704444
what the fuck is this

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Maario Naharis

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>>81704906
Original outline for ASOIAF

>>81703896
The Mountain, Ramsey, one of Ramsey's dogs

>>81704732
> Not sure how they could present a sellsword willing to kill a baby for money as "good" under any circumstances tho.


simple
Bronn didn't actually kill any babies.
So he's in the "reedemable" category.

>>81704900
The leftovers and the young pope are pretty good. If you still like modern GoT you probably won't like TYP though

>>81704732
>well that's the thing they make all her insane psycho moves look "good" and showfags take it that way too

can't wait for the Wall to come down and everyone talking about how brave game of thrones is for standing up to trump

>>81705097
>not letting in the white walkers

They're peaceful, and just because they killed some people doesn't mean that they're aggressive. I say let them in and tear down the wall Mr. Snow!

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>>81704906
>>81705012

>>81705097
>>81705157
#notallwights
you just don't hear as much of the wights who did NOT kill humans

>>81705305
Exactly. Also the rumors about them kidnapping kids are just propaganda spread by the Starks who are simply racist.

Moqorro the red priest

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Quaithe

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>the time has come to enter roslin frey

this felt a little crude imo

>>81705332

The kids were given up for adoption by Mr. Craster. The White Walkers went through all the proper legal procedures.

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>>81705437
>Who?

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>>81705001

>>81705732
Super Daario

Does Star Wars & Indiana Jones takes place in the same universe?

>>81705332
>by the starks
most like by the boltons, they're bad guys.

starks are good guys, that's why Ned Starks beheaded the man who was spreading lies about the white walkers killing his NW brothers and all.

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Happy Easter /got/!

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>>81700172
Lady Bear + Jon forever

>>81702235
I've never seen something so facebook and memecenter in my life.

>>81705977
*unzips*

>>81706080
You haven't seen much in your life then. Literally type "game of thrones meme" and get cancer within a minute.

>>81705945
>funko shit

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We postin memes now?

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Cast her

>>81706506
Theon

>>81706506
Some random whore in a whorehouse that gets gang banged.

>>81706506
tormund

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>>81700172
what the actual fuck

it's been a year since the last season, which by the way was pretty mediocre, and you autists are still talking about this show?

go watch something better ffs

>>81706603
We'll be here until the last book is released or this site runs out of money and gets shut down.

I think we both know which is happening first

>>81706603
What are some other medieval fantasy TV shows?

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>>81706080
What about this?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>81706204
>tfw I chuckled at this one
Am I a normie now?

>>81707778
First of his name

>>81703991
>Can't imply that Dany's idiotic refusal to remarry is in any way a problem.
that's not the problem

>"When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east," said Mirri Maz Duur. "When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child. Then he will return, and not before."

She's infertile and can't have kids.

>>81708050
>doesn't even look him in the eye when he does it

A L P H A
L
P
H
A

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gayest thread in the seven realms

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I kind of want to unironically fuck Brienne in a gentle way

is Jaime /our guy/ ?

>>81708529
He's reduced to Cersei's mindless fucktoy, so no.

>>81708564
But anon next season he becomes a Jonfag!

how the fuck do i remember every character's name /got/?

>>81701937
Whoa. What episode?

>>81707778
help /got/ im in love with him

>>81708802
The Viper and the Mountain

>>81708207
>When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east

Quentyn Martell (sigil of a sun) born in Westeros, died in Essos

>seas go dry
Dothraki sea grass dying

>mountains blow in the wind
destroyed pyramids of mereen

>>81708802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAOzMs9HbWg#t=1m30s

>>81701397
Sauce on webm?

>>81706080
did you miss the 2 posts right above yours? >>81705977
>>81705979

>>81708529
Post Brienne storyline Jaime, yes

>>81706506
potato #71719

>>81708600
so definitely no?

>>81710326
TITS WHEN
also more this?

>>81711638
Exactly

The season premiere's tonight right?

>>81712108
No it's in July this year

>>81700172
>everyone is a-ok with Cersei going full mad king
>Jaime never accomplished anything. Is nothing but his sister's sperm donor
>Bran crossing the wall even though he knows the Night King will be able to destroy the wall as a result
>Dude ICE DRAGON!
>Unsullied still being useless
>Fuck huge army of Daenerys facing ANY opposition from a war torn worn out Westeros
>"BIG COCK BRO" building a fleet that fast
>Bran doing fuckall this season
Seriously, this show really does fucking suck now. It's crazy how good it started. Classic case of popularity leading to appealing to the masses leading to shit overall quality

>>81710326
Who is the chick on the left?

>>81701397
Who is this qt?

>>81701641
They're Jewish

>>81708970
...So she'll get pregnant and have Jon's kid and die? In the last episode or rather second to the last. Her death will be another "shocker." How many will hate D&D and George for killing their Stronk Khaleesi?

>>81709763
is it possible to unread youtube comments?

>>81713109
Member of Sophie's boyfriend Joe Jonas' band, she's been tagging along with them since October when she started dating Joe

>>81713933
Thanks anon.

Bradamante is calling me on the phone but I am ignoring his calls, tee hee.

>>81714119

who is Bradamante?

>>81714190

king of /got/

>>81704732
I was unable to convince my mother that Dany's random crucifying of "masters" in Mereen or feeding those guys to her dragon was not a moral act.

>>81714119

why don't you answer his call? is he harassin you?

>>81714336
YOU REFUSED THE CALL

>>81714336

No, I'm just playing with him and I love how he makes these /got/ virgins butthurt right now.

objective wolf nickname rankings:

god-emperor tier:
>the winged wolf

"meh" tier:
>the white wolf
>the young wolf


stupid tier:
>the she wolf
>the angry wolf

dogshit tier that could easily belong to 4 out of 6 of the kids and means literally nothing:
>the red wolf

>>81715412
>>the red wolf

She doesn't even have a wolf and isn't even a Stark, fucking Lady Lannister soon to be Hardyng

>>81715842
i only included it because if i didnt some neckbeard who thinks he's funnier than he actually is would respond with 'UM EXCAUSE ME YOU FORGOT THE MIND TRICK WOLF LOL'

but no its a completely bullshit wolfname made up by tumblr who thinks sansa is special because she has red hair and they dont know how to read

>>81716127
>she has red hair

You also wouldn't believe how many think her hair is "kissed by fire" and has anything to do with Jon being interested in her for their jonsafaggotry. How the fuck can they think that when Jon literally never once thinks of Sansa or Catelyn when with Ygritte or any other actual red haired Wildling and never once compares them.

>>81715412
all of them are pretty stupid except winged wolf though

>>81716489
winged wolf is pretty dumb as well tbqh

>>81716506
except no its not

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>>81700836

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Think Jon's nickname is gonna be the Winged Wolf in the show after he rides a dragon.

Wouldn't put it past these two to cuck Bran again

>>81716564
well as a nickname wtf is it even meant to mean to anyone

>>81716645
>wtf is it even meant to mean to anyone

holy shit dumbass i dont know if the books could be any more clear about it

>>81716608
not even a branfag but the thought of that makes me ill

>>81716720
the whole 'you'll fly' thing is very personal though
nicknames don't work like that

>>81716608
they already did cuck him out of it by making him 'le new three eyed raven'

but they'll probably give it to sansa because muh little bird

>>81716763
its a metaphor for his powers though... its not that hard to understand

>>81700265
Dance of the Dragons, and if it does happen that's what it will be.

>>81716828
yeah for the readers it makes perfect sense but for some northerners who have no idea about anything it's just confusing

>>81716870
>tfw too intelligent for northern meatheads who cant understand nicknames that arent just an adjective

>>81716912
they'd probably just call him the crippled wolf

>>81716943
why so assblasted?

>>81716981
where did you get that idea, anon?

>>81717008
trying this hard to convince yourself its a bad nickname gives off a pain-in-the-anus vibe is all

>>81716769
There are sansafags that would legit be all for it cause "oh that thing about her killing Joffrey, sprouting wings and flying away"

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>>81717054
Couldn't I say the exact same thing about you trying to convince yourself it's a good nickname?

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Reminder that they could have easily made john and company fight wight summer beyond the wall to make narrative pottery and also to foreshadow another pet beast being turned into a wight

but they went with a stupid polar bear instead

>>81717119
no not really considering nobody agrees with you

>>81717148
You know normies would be confused and think that it's Ghost who died somehow

>>81717191
Now what has popularity got to do with anything?

>tfw everyone ignored my jonarya confirming quads

>>81717277
nobody cares

>>81717294
>no one cares about dubs or quads anymore

When did it all get so wrong?

>>81717213
all they'd have to do is have jon say "whoah thats brans direwolf summer" problem solved

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>>81700536
>>81700352
>this could've been lyanna

>>81717363
Normies would wonder not only who Bran is but when did this person have a direwolf and why did he name it Summer?

"Are they talking about that cripple Bird kid?"

>>81717363
how would he know what summer looks like, last time he saw him he was a puppy

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>>81702011
She went crazy.

>>81717511
Since when has continuity shit ever mattered on this show?

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feels so bad

>>81716943
kek
or the broken wolf.
Bran himself thinks of him as Bran the Broken.

>>81717707
>tfw no undead shewolf gf

>>81717750
omg wow dude you really #gothim, high five

>>81717750
>Bran the Broken reconstructs Winterfell

Pure Pottery.

Do it George

>>81717540
What's crazy about that?

>>81717511
desu the Starks all have a vague psychic connection with their direwolves (in the books at least) so it wouldn't be out of the question for Jon to recognise Summer

>>81717799
>buttannihilated branfag
was just a jest anon, don't go full autist for that.

one female character will rape you with a strap on
whether you like it or want it is out of the question. you get to choose who does it though.
who?

>>81717969
you dont need to be a branfag to realize "hurp he called himself crippled.. lol cripple" is 5th grade tier humor, kiddo

>>81717966
>What's crazy about that?

anyone using "cis straight white men" in whining unironically is fucking retarded.

>>81717462
"whoah thats my fathers son bran stark's direwolf we found back in hbos season 1 of game of thrones"

>>81718017
Myranda
I want to be ramsay and she would punish me with her strapon when she gets jealous of Sansa.
which I would make sure is ALWAYS

>>81718149
*winks at camera*

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>>81718244
I think you mean *blinks at camera*

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>>81718141
>not understanding privilege
Here, this might help.

>>81718356
wow you seem to know a lot about it are you an interdimensional feminist like her?

>>81718356
wow fuck trump and fuck white people

>>81718356
why should i give a shit if im not some disabled brown gender freak
the strong will do what they will and the weak will suffer what they must

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>>81718410
>interdimensional feminist

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>>81718515
What a startling lack of empathy for your fellow humans.

>>81718141
Dude you're falling for the b8.

>>81706506
What a random crop from such a random picture from about 5 years ago.
How does one even come up with such a thing?

>>81712731
>Bran crossing the wall even though he knows the Night King will be able to destroy the wall as a result
This is the most baffling thing to me. I can overlook a lot of shit. But not once has Bran stopped to consider the consequences of crossing the wall. He's just going to do it blindly. This makes no sense. Anyone on his position would realize the danger and become reluctant to do such a thing.

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>>81706603
>tfw too intelligent to let the general die in off-season

>>81719387
....but the night king doesnt destroy the wall as a result. why the fuck should they waste time having him wring his hands over something that doesnt even end up mattering at all

>>81702187
i want to FIRE that ACTRESS

>>81718356
I'm not sure how being asexual gives you the least privileges unless you're giving sexual favors for privileges.

>>81719574
Because it's a realistic concern the character should have, and the audience also has. Without addressing that concern, it feels like they're skimming over important details. He JUST saw how the Night King's mark led to the crossing of The Children's barrier, and the annihilation of their race. And then no one is concerned the same thing would happen to the wall? That should at least be a question.

>>81719655
Society barely understands asexuality, and they're unsympathetic to asexuals. Hell, even google chrome doesn't recognize asexuals as a proper word. But it knows bisexuals and homosexuals.

>>81719697
>He JUST saw how the Night King's mark led to the crossing of The Children's barrier, and the annihilation of their race. And then no one is concerned the same thing would happen to the wall? That should at least be a question.

It should have been a question in season 6 episode 10.

in fact crossing the wall should have been his #1 priority in that scene. but it wasnt, for some inexplicable reason all he cared about was going to the tower of joy, which was completely and totally unrelated to everything else going on around him at that moment in time and he had no actual reason to think it was relevant at all to anything, and even after the vision, we're still given no concrete reason why it fucking matters to him.

but lets be honest its probably more likely that nobody will ever even mention the mark again. is it still there? did it fade? does it mean anything? was it really just a stupid deus ex machina? idk, who fucking cares - D&D

>>81719796
sure, but how does it gives you less privileges?

I'd fuck&gf a slime girl from /d/ but unless I go around blabbering about it every 3 seconds it doesn't take any privileges away from me, and if I did constantly talk about it I would not lose privileges because of my deviance I would lose them due to be annoying/crazy.

How does anyone even know they're assexual in the first place? Someone hit on you, you can just say you're not interested, like a normal person. Don't have to scream I'M ASEXUAL YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK

>>81719796
nobody was ever put in a concentration camp for being an asexual

nobody really cares about people who pretend to be asexual in the first place

>>81719917
'asexual' is code for 'virgin who cant get laid and has given up'. aka fat radical feminist tumblr whales.

>>81704567
>D&D included Daenerys' psychotic bitch moments as well

did they include the part where she has the unsullied kill every free man over the age of 11 in Astapor?

>>81719905
If I remember correctly, they made the point that Bran was a little addicted to weirwood surfing. That's probably why he wanted to search the visions some more. Bran also likes old stories of knights and shit. So it kind of makes sense that he would want to see a story about a night that happens to be his father.

>>81720016
cool but you realize they just outran a hoard of zombies and theyre still out in the open alone and a mile away from the wall and several of his friends including his dog were just brutally murdered...........right

>"gee this is a great time to watch some nostalgiaporn"

>>81719917
Asexuals still desire companionship. Which is significantly more difficult to find when you're not interested in sex. So you have a much smaller pool of willing partners.
Virginity is looked down upon after a certain age. People think you're a creep.
Can't make children the natural way. Likely forced to adopt.
>Hey anon, you're 25 and still no girlfriend. What's the deal?
>I just haven't found anyone yet.
>Hey anon, you're 30 and still no girlfriend. What's the deal?
>I just haven't found anyone yet.
>Hey anon, you're 35 and still no girlfriend. What's the deal?
>I just haven't found anyone yet.

>>81720107
Sounds like addict behavior to me. There's a reason addicts are looked down upon.

>>81720241
thats a flimsy ill-supported excuse for whats clearly just d&d jerking off over jon and shooting their cum so hard it goes hundreds of miles north and all over another character's storyline

>>81720241
also if he's an addict he can still use his time traveling powers to figure out something thats actually relevant to their situation... like what would happen if he crossed the wall with his mark

lol retarded lyannapedos reporting people for pointing out their bullshit, nice job mods for letting a cunnythread hit bump limit

>>81720211
i'd rather be asked why im still single than be put in a concentration camp. being asked annoying questions does not mean you're not ""privileged"".

>>81720544
>expecting people who think this disgusting blob is attractive, not to be retarded

but what post of you was reported, I'm curious.

>>81706080
what about >muh chickens

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>>81718339
ACTING

kits career after /got/ is gonna flop the hardest, hope hes not blowing all his money on steroids

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Beric thread at what time?

Can you guys schedule your posting so I can set an alarm to wake up and make a Beric thread?

>>81716489
young wolf references aegon the conqueror you fucking showfag

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>>81722323
kewl

>>81722323
no it references daeron I dummy

>>81719905
Yeah... desu why in fucks name does bran even give a shit about jons parents? like sure thats nice and all but, considering the world is about to end, who fucking cares

What's the one violin track that's used in the show during sad scenes?

New thread
>>81722709

>>81722733
>early
goddamnit jaqenfag wait until 310 posts in this thread

>>81722733
A Beric thread as had been foreseen

>>81722755
But we have been trying for Beric for days and getting shit Jon and Lyanna Mormont trash

>>81722788
ok lets get this thread to the limit real quick then

>>81722788
>trying for beric

no, you were being lazy trying to get someone else to make your stupid thread for you and bitching when nobody did even though you had 40 minutes after the post reached bump limit to make a new one

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>>81722733
goddamnit wait til the bump limit next time

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>>81722801
That's what I've been doing thanks for the help man

>>81722834
But I had Easter dinner during those 40 minutes
Anyway we're done here
>>81722709

>>81722755
It was not me, angry anonfag.

>>81722755
Not Jaqenposter anymore, the correct term is Bericposter.

Remember that dumbo