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>H-h-hey Morty, I've been reading about the resurrection of Christ in this here, this Bible, some pretty serious stuff Morty!
>oh sure Rick yeah he must have been all like "you're gonna do what to me? I'm I'm not on board with this cross stuff at all, I mean wow"
>oh oh for *BURP* sure Morty, I'm just kind of confused about the part where the Bible talks about how he-he was resurrected two weeks later, I mean, that seems like, like a long time Morty
>but Rick, Jesus wasn't resurrected-
>OH SHIT THAT'S RIGHT BITCH BECAUSE HE NEVER EXISTED WUBALABADUBDUB SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTYYY
You don't even know why you're mad
>>81699901
can you explain why are you spamming this here so much?
Why didn't Jesus just bash the romans with the cross?
>shut up, jerry
get shwifty
>>81699930
Because
>>81699923
>>81700003
doesn't answer my question
>>81700064
Think about it
>>81699923
Reddit and memey deserves to be bashed tbqh. Does it make you uncomfortable or scared that people make threads critical of your favorite shows?
>>81699991
hOLY FUCK XDDD GET SHWOFTY!!!! XDD WOOBA LUB LUB XDDDXDXD!!!
OMG ! best show ever, clever jokes, poop jokes. So indecent.
yeah I agree religion is stupid
>he is risen
more like he is raisin after his corpse shriveled in the desert heat lul
>wubalubadub
>poopy butthole marty
>get schwifty
>*burp*
>ur parents are so fuckin stupid morty
>*burrp*
>that uh fucking mulan sauce get schwifty
>when you realize rick and morty are just the time machine episode of family guy