>Even the hacker group known as anonymous fear her Are

>>81669467
Is she from Los Zetas?

>Anonymous retreats from Mexico drug cartel confrontation
>Threats to begin unmasking members of Zetas reined back as cartel rumoured to be hiring own security specialists for physical retaliation – as others question whether Anonymous member was ever kidnapped in Veracruz

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>>81669467
>implying you aren't terrified of her stepping repeatedly on your face and dick

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>>81669467
>hacker group known as anonymous

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They fear getting adopted by her

>Hey that's Shaw, the guy that killed Han remember?
>he's family now
this movie was pure trash

>>81670867
He'll make up for it by revealing that Han isn't dead and he just helped him fake his own death and start over after his beloved Skeletor died

>>81669467
Is this sentence real?

>>81670916
They actually said it on the movie, I couldn't help but chuckle

Statham and the Rock should get a spin-off.

>>81670887
holy shit

hollywood knows that anonymous is just neets on 4chan right

>>81670867
wait are you serious? this actually happens?

>>81670586
damn is that a 30 year old lesbian with a criminal record?

>>81671081
He can read some airplane patterns on a computer screen of course he's family now

>>81670979
I would watch this.

>>81669467
why deos she keep choosing movies where she gets to brutally murder men?

>>81670484

>implying you aren't aroused by her stepping repeatedly on your face and dick

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>>81671293
imagine how big her feet would look inside your dick

>>81671244
shit that would mean he's the one that got ourguys info on the hwndu flag on TN!

So I wattched this movie without having seen any since Tokyo Drift... Can anyone explain what I saw?

>>81672120
Literal trash, should've watched Fast 5, the only good one

>>81672120
FAMILY
RESPECK
CUBA

>>81669467
Yes. In case you haven't noticed already hollywood is run by a bunch of clueless old farts.

>>81669467
didn't think this needed to be said, but no, movies aren't real

>>81672144
Fast 5 was trash too. It was on spike today. There's a scene where dom and paul are chained up by the bad guys and dom literally just breaks steel handcuffs with brute strength. I felt insulted.

>>81672315
Lmao in this movie dwayne johnson does the same, and also rips out a concrete structure inside a prison cell

>>81670484

They've fucked, haven't they?

>>81672426
he also tanked rubber bullets from a shotgun.

>>81671244
They should just out source that work to /pol/

>>81671577
>inside your dick

my peehole can only stretch so far though

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>>81672315
I love how you're questioning a franchise where this happens

>>81669467
>Are these movies for real
no, not even documentaries are for real

>>81670484

YOU JUST KNOW

(I wonder how the scissoring worked out with that height difference. 69 is def off the table)

>they literally blocked the explosion of a submarine with 4 cars
pure comedy

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>>81672687
That was excellent

>>81672720
>>81672531
Charlize probably just grabbed KStew by the ankles and used her like a dildo

>>81670867
>not wanting statham as a good guy

Fuck off.

>>81669467
http://time.com/4739909/charlize-theron-on-kimmel/

>>81670581
kek

>>81672687
This is my favorite moment in the franchise.

>>81672792
He went from 100% bad guy to good guy in 5 minutes, trash movie

>>81672687
I'm happy other people can enjoy this franchise.

>>81672863
They also accept him too early considering that everyone should hate him guts for killing the chink

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>>81672863
>100% bad guy
His intro scene painted him sympathetically right out of the gate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAkmnNP3U4k

>>81672927

>>81670867

>>81672687
Dom casually lifted a car in the last(?) one too.

When did this series go to shit? I don't remember 1 being this insane but i haven't seen it since it came out. 2 was just hilariously corny cheese but didn't take itself too seriously, drift was just generic but ok. Then I saw 7 where they are driving into skyscrapers and the rock breaks of his cast, drives into a helicopter with an ambulance and picks up its mini gun and shoots it even though it doesn't have a trigger.

>>81672863
When he was "bad" it was revenge for his family. Anyone who respects family can belong. He helped Dom and Dom went "bad" himself for family.

Almost outed myself as a /pol/tist in the theater. The bald black dudes minstrel show was hilarious

>>81672993
I mean, what was the point in vin diesel making that new XXX film, f&f has become that exact same thing

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>>81672950
Why did he bomb the hospital that was taking care of his brother?

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>>81673063
Huh. I'm also a bit racist and find his character very easy to like. I thought it was just a fluke.

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>>81669467
I'm like 80% sure that was an in-joke for us. The people who write this nonsense are very self-aware of it.

>>81672993
1 and maybe 2 were just street racing ghetto/gangster movies now it's just capeshit where their cars are the superpowers

>>81673056
He literally killed Han, one of the original "family" cast

>>81672993
Around Fast 5, it moved from car culture to Ocean's Eleven with cars. Dragging a 10-ton vault with a couple of cars down the highway. That was the turning point.

>>81673165
>literally
Ever see the body?

>>81673194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wFJxq2op4E
the car explodes, either he's dead or he has superpowers like dom and hobbs

>>81669467
>in my mums basement
>wearing my fedora, cape and mask
>posting pepes and other dank memes
>styling all over Christ cucks and SJW
>Christians : 0
>atheist : over 9000
>Suddenly door smashes down, light streams in
>it's Charlize Theron
>ohfuck.jpg
>She smashes my computer,eats all my Doritos, teleports behind me and crushes my balls
>tells me it's not personal and calls me a kid
>aspirations of being anonymous and a 1337 H4CK3R ruined
>foreveralobe.jpg
Watch out fellow anons, she's the real deal!!!

>>81673255
So he's alive then.

Also bonus points for >>81670887

>>81673255
>cars drifting in japan
>no eurobeat
DROPPED

>>81673255
They'll reconstruct him when they need him for the battle against Cyborg Johnny Tran.

>>81673333
Quads confirm. He better be, Han is the most likeable character in the franchise

>>81673255
They'll just bring him back with a nasty burn scar on his face/arms, calling it now.

>>81673420
>"Chinese black magic"
>Kurt Russel turns out to actually be Jack
>next movie is fast and furious meets big trouble in little china

>>81673449
what the fuck is this my dick asks

>>81673420
>>81673395
>>81673374
>>81673333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udnq0gKZlvc

>>81673449
Noice.

By the way, is the chick that Charlize is fucking the mummy in The Mummy reboot?

>>81669467
>Show me your big black cock and feed me your semen
What the fuck

>>81673744

Yes.

>>81673489

Atomic Blonde

>>81672426
>>81672557

Don't forget this gem where he flexes his own cast off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CUDeRPjIXc

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>>81669467
>We can't let him get the nuclear codes!!


Who else giggled like a fucking retard when they heard that?

>>81669467

How do these movies continue to get better and better? Seriously, I love these movies.

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>>81673449

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>>81673930
>street racing movie
>sword (?) fight breaks out

>>81674079
They have gone full circle now. They are self aware enough to just put The Rock pushing a fucking torpedo with his bare hands while he's hanging from the door of a moving car

>>81673475
FUND IT

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>>81669467
Wtf I like black girls now

>>81674188

You like black women who are attractive. You don't like black women that Jews pretend are attractive.

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>that "hacking wars" between Cipher and ramsey
>"damn, she's good"
>"not this time"

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>>81674241
>Watching that today with normie friends and trying not to cringe

>>81674236
>muh ebil Jews is why I can't get laid the post

>>81674241
thought I was watching Felicity in Arrow in that moment

>>81674188
What's her last name?

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>>81674136
even better its just pipes/chunks of metal

Watched this today, I had not seen any of the previous 7.

The scene in Cuba must be the stupidest thing ever put in film, and it was tame compared to other bullshit they did

>>81674309
Ramsey.

>>81674137

TORPEDOS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!

How could Dom betray family?

For more family.

>>81674241

I liked that scene! Hacking is intense.

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>>81674688

>>81672993

These movies revel in their own idiocy you moron. You actually think these things are taking themselves seriously? They are hilariously over-the-top and ridiculous. 7 is legitimately the only good one because it is so riotously dumb and fun.

>>81673503
>>81674688
lel

Is there even one fucking famed female hacker in real life? The female hacker cliche in movies and shows is so prevalent.

*danza kuduro starts playing*

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>>81674791
The world's greatest computer hacker is female, moron.

>>81674793
shit gave me a feel good when it first started playing in fast 5

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>>81669467
>watching anything with Charlize Theron
She's a dishonest actor, her filmography is oscarbait and shitflicks

>>81672687
Did they give these guys the Captain America serum?

>>81670887
Honestly if this happens I don't even know if I'll get extremely mad or happy. Han is the best character anyways, fuck DK.

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>>81674909
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>81674977
check
>>81673503

>>81673101
its the perfect fucking place. if you gonna get shot, do it in a hospital....

>>81674909
Oh God, I remember this awful book. I had to read it and do an analysis for a class I was in. It's a ridiculous fantasy by a retarded Canadian woman about what life would be like in Morocco and how morally superior Muslims are to evil Thatcherite Britain.

The character I'm assuming Ronan will play is an orphaned girl who's allowed to live on her own around an Islamic shrine from childhood and never gets raped or killed (despite white women in Islamic areas generally having a shelf life of under a week). Anyway she falls in love with a guy named Aziz, because she's really, really white skinned and he's really, really black. Hurrah.

>>81670581
I don't care what anyone says, this was 4chans greatest moment

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>>81675363
Literally the best character.

>>81673185
5 was objectively the best.

>>81673094
The second XXX was the best movie I have ever seen and I mean that objectively.

>>81672993
Wait that actually happens? I've completely ignored the franchise since its genesis, but that does sound crazy enough to work.

>>81672687
That is kino, though.

>>81676810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CUDeRPjIXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjqsWtO5Xjg

>>81669467
god
time is a bitch
like, 3 years ago she was beautiful, and now this

>>81674241
The Fast series would be complete if they got Nicholas Cage on board.

>>81677239
Dwayne Johnson is amazing and deserves everything good he gets in life.

>>81672687
That could happen.

>>81678365
Already have Scott Eastwood and Kurt Russell

G-GO DRAGONS

>>81674855
don't cd me Karlie!

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>>81670887

>>81670867
the only thing that bothered me about the non-logic of the movie
>>81670887
this is rumored plot point for 9

>>81670979
this may already be in the works

>>81673930
I fucking love this series.

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>>81674241
>mfw my friends and I were laughing our asses off during that scene

Good times

>>81675553
What went down? Sorry, Im a goon, I know

>>81670484
I want her to hold me down and force me to sexually pleasure her.

>>81680914
Several years ago 4chan exploded a van.

>>81680959
Thats it? Well phuck.

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>>81680940
>implying you could ever pleasure a woman

>>81672687
God I love these movies they're like old 80's action movies with a big budget.

rock literally cucked vin out of his franchise

>>81669467
That's silly, anonymous doesn't fear anyone. They do not condone and do not respect or something.

>>81672687
That's the dumbest shit I've ever seen and I do dabble in video games.

>>81680987
>that's it?
4 people died you mong

>>81670867
H-Han died in Tokyo Drift though, it takes place after Furious 7

Have I been missing something?

>>81681339
Oh, I didnt know that.
That sucks.

>>81681504
they retconned it that jason stateham was personally involved in the crash that killed Han

in the original tokyo drift it was just like a random accident caused by DK's thugs

>>81681559
Okay I just rewatched tokyo drift recently so I guess I forgot about that.

I need to watch through these movies again

>>81681752
No you don't.

>muh family
>muh corona
>muh Race Wars
>muh quarter mile

this franchise done changed

>>81672687

That seems plausible for the most elite of drivers, if Dom had some coffee and a good source of carbohydrates then I don't doubt he'd have the focus and reflexes to pull off this kind of move even in real-time.

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>>81681869
>if Dom had some coffee and a good source of carbohydrates
shut the fuck up

>>81670581
"I believe they are domestic terrorists"

>>81681869

>hold my coffe, Razor One, I need to finish my fettucine before we breach the compound

Happened a lot more than you would think when I was in Delta.

>>81672687
Now just compare this to the most unbelievable stunt in the original.

>>81679484

>Scott Eastwood

Does he even do anything? He's never mentioned in anything I've read about this movie

>>81682056
Nope. He's a nobody.

>>81682036
Dom receiving a ride in Brian's car when the passenger side floorboard is completely missing?

>>81682091
Damn, man. That shit was FUCKING WILD

>>81682078
Some would say a little Nobody

>high speed chase
>through fucking manhattan

>>81681835
who the fuck thought it was a good idea to name it race wars lmao

>>81669467
I hate that bitch so much.

>>81682056
Is handsome

>>81682483
i like the idea of a lame fuckboy who is a butt of every joke, I don't want him to be turned into a new Paul Walker

first movie

>rag tag group of outcast street racers steal dvd/vcr combo players from truckers


eighth movie

>literally stopping ww3 and nuclear winter

>>81682992
first movie

>criminals vs law enforcement

eighth movie

>criminals vs law enforcement

>>81683055
first movie

>humans

>eighth movie

>humans

>>81681532
It's ok, they were ((those people))

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please please let them escalate everything again in the next film, I want them to go to space

EVERY single fucking thread, video, topic, review, anything
>whoa guyse remember how the first one was about them stealing vcrs amirite
>I BET THEY ARE GOING TO SPACE IN THE NEXT ONE HAHA WHAT'S NEXT

>>81683084
fail whale

>>81683154
like fucking clockwork
>>81683151

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>>81682875
>lame fuuckboy

You jelly?

>>81680990
>projecting

>>81683154
god this so much and the same fucking jokes too

>>81671019
(((They))) underestimate the power of NEETS. Remember we how we got Trump elected?

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>>81670581

>yfw SHE BOUGHT A DOG

>>81683916
he looks good, im jelly.
but his personality in the movie is 100% lame fuckboy

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>>81672993
>When did this series go to shit?

Fast 4

In fact, F&F1 is an absolute timeless classic. It's so muted and low key. It's fucking PERFECT for what it is.

2 was camp, but has the excuse of being a cash grab sequel.

3 was straight up awesome and way ahead of its time with the weeaboo shit.

4 is when the series became shlock.

>>81683916
weak wrists

>>81684888

Oh, come on. It started being good at 5. 1 was easily the worst part of the series. It was a gay romance that never came together because it didn't want to admit it was a gay romance.

Two was a fun buddy cop movie struggling to have its own identity.

Three was pretty much a better version of the first movie that was only interesting when it briefly thought it was Lost in Translation.

Four was some weird transitional thing where they started to figure out what they want the future of the series to be but didn't quitek now how to get it there. It had a good scene at the beginning and a few at the endand a bunch of kinda bland stuff in the middle.

It only became genuinely good when they decided to basically make them superhero movies where everyones power has to do with cars.

>>81685039
>1 was easily the worst part of the series.

kys, didn't read the rest of your post.

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>>81685039
>It started being good at 5. 1 was easily the worst part of the series

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>>81682091
underrated post, kek

>>81671285
She's a man hater. She's turning her adopted son into a girl as we speak.

>>81684094
>A Cantonese image board somehow influenced the USA elections

Oh my sweet summer goy

I
I>
I3
I

>>81685304
Did you follow social media during the elections? There's a reason hillary clinton brought up le alt right and le racist cartoon frog, you sheltered retard