>it's a Truman gets drunk on wine coolers and occasional

>It's a Truman get's a hooker then beats her to death in his sleep episode.

>It's a Truman discovers the joy of anal masturbation episode.

> It's a Truman can't let his ex go and remains close friends and loves her with everything's he got and feels so much love from her but at the end of the day he still knows she's out of his reach and everytime she complains about her current bf all he feels is lost because even the worst of someone else is better than Truman's best to her

aha good episode

>>81668049
why is truman still in contact with his ex anyway? what a fagit

>it's a Truman finally has the balls to open up to the girl he's liked strongly for almost a year, waiting because she broke up with a boyfriend and didn't want to be pushy in her fragile state, but when he finally gets loaded on enough vodka redbulls to tell her how he feels, probably the closest to "love" he'll ever know, she tells him she's been fucking another dude (Truman's friend, no less) and is moving in a month to California so Truman spirals down into a reclusive alcoholic for almost two years afterwards because he's uncomfortable with his feelings and now won't open up to anyone about anything and drinks his life away

I mean it's the same fucking episode every night I don't get why these are still airing.

>>81668120
maybe Truman thinks she's the best person he ever met and cares so much about her that everyone else pales in comparison
maybe Truman is weak
maybe Truman hopes one day he can prove his worth to the one person he wishes he could hear " I love you" again

>it's a truman didn't get out, washed himself or talk to anybody for 5 months just posting on an cross stitching persia board episode

>>81667571
>it's a Truman doesn't leave from his room for a week because he realizes deep down he will never be happy and becoming aware of it would destroy him so he isolates himself from everything and everyone instead
god what a fucking fag, that episode was so boring

>>81667571
>It's a Truman calls in sick and skips work for a whole week so he can stay in switching between watching porn and masturbating and browsing 4chan 16 hours a day while gorging on nothing but hot pockets and diet soda

>it's a truman being commented on his affection for lime jelly powder and vanilla sauce by the cashier and he nervously nods then the cashier asks why he never buys any water to make the jelly with but truman has been buying it all because he didn't want it to be weird buying the vanilla sauce to drink just alone but doesn't know what to answer the cashier so he just takes off and hasn't drinked any vanilla sauce for weeks while sitting in a pile of unused lime jelly powder packages episode

>>81668533
>then the cashier asks why he never buys any water to make the jelly
I don't understand how Truman didn't notice how fake his world was from that. I mean, what sort of fucking cashier asks you why you don't buy something that flows out of your taps for considerably less money (if not outright for free)?

>>81668708
americans don't drink their tap water

>its a Truman fucks the neighbors dog two hour special

huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Qq_06zHX4

>It's a Truman starts to think that this Clinton lady seems like an alright girl then the next day at work all of his co-workers invite him to the local MAGA rally while giving him a free trucker cap episode

>>81667571
>It's a WW3 has started and Truman has been conscripted into the army and now has to leave the studio to kill Communists episode

>>81667571
>its a Truman scratches his taint and sniffs his finger episode

>It's a Truman gets shitfaced and throws up in his sink and clogs it with the burritos he ate that night and while hes digging through his throw up water he notices that he left his car door open the entire night

>>81667571
>it's a Truman swipes his roommate's liquor to skip class and work, go on a Thursday bender, and wake up with his head in the toilet on Friday afternoon finding that he shit himself and got glass stuck in his foot from when he stepped on an empty handle of vodka the night before episode

>It's a Truman pretends he doesn't actually want a girlfriend when in reality it's all he wants but doesn't know how to do it episode

Just boring

>It's a Truman actually finds out that his whole life is a show and makes up a plan and finally escapes, to live a real life

Always love that one

>it's a Truman daydreams about stopping time so he can fucking rape everyone episode

>It's a Truman accidentally reverses in his boss's car bumper in the parking lot at work and didn't have the balls to confess, so instead he blames it on Gary, the senior account manager with poor eyesight who gets fired without his bonus so he and his wife have to cancel their plans to go on vacation to Florida to visit their niece episode.

>Its a truman spends his saturday night watching CEI porn episode

>it's a Truman resets his crush's facebook account password by answering the security questions on her email and sending a reset request, then masturbates to all the nudes she has sent to various guys over the years for upwards of 6 hours, only to cry uncontrollably afterwards because she will never interested in him episode.

>>81671160
>it's a truman discovers the system and says loudly to "himself" that he's contemplating suicide because the girl isn't interested in him to see if they tell the girl to miracously fall in love with him episode

>>81671160
this probably happened. i hope that person killed themselves it wouldn't need 13 reasons

>>81671160
>it's a Truman reads something so fucked up and antisocial that it actually makes him feel better about himself and breaks the rhythm of the typical pity party episode

>It's a Marlon shows up with a six-pack episode

>it's a Truman spend hours wondering how far he can go with his dog before it's considered wrong episode
Interesting concept, but it was a bit slow.

>>81671434
I think i missed that one, do you remember how it ended? Just curious

>>81668230
It's a Truman lets go, gets going on with his life and at some point remembers how important seemed somethings when he was younger but is happy with what he has become through the inevitable ups and downs of life.

>>81671453
See >>81671387

>>81671492
episode.

>>81671453
If I remember correctly in that episode he let the dog lick his balls, but they just announced a part 2 coming this summer.

>>81671492
>>81671520
I think the episode where Truman learns that episode is near , Anon

>>81671556
getting the feeling the end of this season might be the series finale.

>it's a Truman realises all the girls he cybered with in chat rooms as a young teenager were almost certainly pedos episode

>it's a Truman masturbates furiously to the pretty girl who smiled at him earlier running gag

>>81671676
Nah, I think Truman's Show will continue with a fresh history, it would be bad to throw all the character development into the trash

>It's a Truman lies in bed all day wishing he'd just fucking die already episode

>>81671434
Kek

>It's a Truman stares at a knife for an hour before breaking into tears upon the realisation that he's too much of a pussy to kill himself episode
lol, what will they think of next?

>>81667571
>it's a truman had a short fling with a girl but she broke it off and he knows he shouldnt feel bad at all because in retrospect she was kinda crazy but he still feels bad for some fucking reason episode

Anyone catch this one last night?

>it's a truman has a pretty healthy sexuality until he falls for the cunny meme and now fully developed women can no longer get him erect mini-arc.

people really find this show relatable?

>>81667571
>it's a Truman tries to curb his burgeoning porn addiction by taking valium on top of a fifth of whiskey, but ends of jacking off in front of the computer in a drug fugue anyway but can't finish, so he staggers over to bed but pukes all over himself and passes out on the floor episode

>It's a Truman can only obsess over one girl at a time, either hating/lamenting over his exes or fantasizing over some girl he hardly talks to episode
>It's a Truman just wants to date a more patient clone of himself episode

>it's a Truman goes full cold turkey with regards to his first love as much as not looking at a picture of her for almost 4 years but then one night gets drunk and finally caves in to find out via social media that's she's actually doing really well for herself and is very happy and he scrolls through her feed feeling sick to his stomach, but then does it again the following day and on closer inspection realises one of her friends killed themselves just after he got rejected and is overjoyed by this development despite having no ill will to the person that committed suicide

Took a bit of an odd turn I must say

>>81672299
Holy shit the second episode you described...

>it's a Truman gets through his entire life powered solely by hate season
It's like Berserk but mundane

>>81669615
>It's a Truman gets a girlfriend episode but she leaves him before the end of the episode because he's boring and not spontaneous and doesn't appreciate her enough, which all boils down to that he doesn't buy her enough shit.
>And it's all fucking shit. Flowers, jewelry, what's the point? What fucking purpose does a woman have for all this crap in her life, Truman wonders. I drive three hour round trip to see you twice a week, is gas money not calculated into this at all? Fuck you, thinks Truman.

>>81672489
Truman really doesn't understand women, does he

>It's a Truman took a young woman on a date last week and she seemed perfect and understanding and she was such a nice kisser but now she's ghosted him for some unknowable reason episode

The characters are too dark.

>>81673386
At this point I don't think Truman cares enough to understand women. The only people that have ever accepted him, including his faults, are his male friends.
Truman has nothing in common with most women anyway. Building friendships with them is incredibly tedious and ultimately not worth it once they rope you into the petty daytime TV soap that is their life.

>>81667571
> It's a Truman is quietly walking to his next engagement, but is reminded of a past humiliation; causing him to briefly stop and scrunch up his eyes whilst breathing heavily- before beginning to move again a second later episode

He looked like a fucking idiot

>>81673798
Truman isn't wrong about that, but if he wants the pussy he's gotta play the game. Only Truman knows whether its worth it

>it's a Truman makes plans to set the new Korean neighbor's house on fire in the dead of night but Marlon shows up with a six-pack at 2 am right as Truman is getting the box of matches episode

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>it's a Truman goes up to his friend's cottage for the weekend with his buds and gets extremely drunk the first night and throws up in the snow and later gets lost in the forest for two hours while going pee at 3 am and ended up at a farmhouse where he asked to use their phone then threw up in their toilet and then the old farmer had to drive him back to the path that leads back to the cottage episode
Not a fan

DRUMPFMAN BTFO

>>81667571
She wasn't your best friend. She was a girl that you wanted to fuck who rejected you.

>it's a Truman breaks back into the dome to live in seahaven because he can't function in the real world episode

>it's a Truman wants to voice his conservative political views to his wife but everytime he brings it up Marlon enters the house with a six-pack episode
Could the producers shill even harder?

>>81672489
Truman was right if all she was after was his money.
>3 hour round trip
Fuck, Truman.

>>81671326
>it's a Truman does the same and all it does is make him feel sad and empathize with them episode

>that summer arc where Truman swore off of alcohol and the producers had to scramble to find another addictive substance for Marlon to barge in with

I didn't even know a man could smoke 8 Cubanos at once but I learned Truman can. Great show

>its a truman's parents have a party and he spends the entire night in his room jacking off to michael fassbenders dick from the movie shame

>>81668481
>tfw Truman is still a miserable piece of shit

>it's a Truman can't decide if he should get back on his antidepressants that might save his life because he can't give up alcohol episode

>>81672326
The great thing about the Truman show is how relatable he is. He's just like us!

>its a truman considers selling his body for alcohol money episode

>it's a Truman drinks two bottles of vodka and gobbles a handfuls of antidepressants pills but just ends barfing and not dying episode

>>81675749
This episode is always on repeat. Really waiting for that sequel

>>81675749
What´s the name of the antidepressants he used? I can´t find it on the Truman´s wiki.

>it's a truman eats 4 fucking pineapples and jizzes into his own mouth to see if it's true what they say

>>81667571
Pfft, casuals! Everyone knows ED TV is the superior show!

>>81667571
>its a truman finds out his ex was cheating on him and spirals down into a depression that lasts years, leaving him a husk of a man who seldom leaves the house, escaping into video games and wasting his 20s episode

>its a Truman sots in his boxers watching Friends picking dry piss and cum off his boxers and eating the flakes episode

>It's a Truman literally played in garbage all day and had a good time episode

>it's a truman's mom cries herself to sleep because none of the doctors can figure out what's wrong with him episode
>it's a truman's dad leaves them because he just wanted a normal son episode

>>81676376
s-stop

>it's a truman ate curry and can't stop to fart but he's happy because he can fart in his hand and sniff it over and over while watching Iron Fist and he's shouting "I AM IRON FIST" at every time he farts and tonight he's planning to eat taco bell and to watch The Defenders episode

>>81668456
ouch

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>>81667571
>It's a Truman's female friend tells him she's going hiking even though she turned down his request for a hiking date previously because she claimed she hated hiking episode
What a fucking cunt, I hope they kill her off soon

>"it's a Truman reaches the age of 33 and still doesn't know how to behave like an adult" episode

They were funny at first but now they are just pathetic.

>>81677651
Don't worry. I saw the episode where he's 35 and finally feels like an adult and starts founding familly


was a dream episode tho

Poor Truman...

>It's a Truman loses his virginity before he turns 30 episode
This show was supposed to be realistic

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>it's a Truman comes to understand his complete and utter failure as a human being, realizing the ultimate futility of his existence and that he will never achieve anything of significance or anything so he spends all his time trying to anesthetize himself to avoid the pain, fearing he might just one day decide to kill himself
Am I the only one who's tired of seeing this episode day after day, season after season?

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arguably my favourite /tv/ threads

even if they do hit too close to home at times

>>81677651

From an early draft:

TRUMAN
(slightly the worse for drink)
Tick-fucking-tock. That's the fucking
problem, Marlon. I'm thirty-four. I'm
older than Jesus Christ.

>It's a truman meets a girl at a party and feels a real connection so he takes her home for the first sex he's had in 3 years and he finally thinks things are going to be okay but then he wakes up to a nosebleed that has seeped into her hair so he has to wake her up and explain that she's covered in his blood and he's so scared of how she'll react that he starts crying while explaining it and she makes an excuse to leave and never talks to him again episode

>It's a Truman has to change a tire on the side of the highway and deliberately puts the minimum amount of distance between himself and the right lane so that maybe, just maybe someone will drift over and end his suffering but instead nothing happens and now he has to pay for a new tire episode

>it's a Truman realizes several of his former crushes that he never had the courage to ask out are all either engaged or married and then gets sad episode

>>81668938
top kek he took it pretty well but you can tell something broke inside him when he was told that his entire life was a joke and now he had to go to war

We /r9k/ now

>It's a Truman goes rock climbing without any gear so the producers have to disguise various EMT personnel as rocks episode

>>81680437
K
E
K

>it's a Truman tries to do parkour but ends up seeing a camera hidden in the building which causes him to fall and break his bones and the producers have to pay millions in memory wipes and medical treatments episode

>That episode where Truman discovers Plumper Pass

Wew lad thats was a good one

>it's a Trump witnesses a brutal rape in the men's locker room but is too scared to go to the authorities and harbors this trauma forever episode

>It's a Truman realizes that all his friends from college are getting engaged or married while he's still never had a girlfriend episode

>its a truman has sexual feelings for his cousin and it feels so much more real than any other girl hes spoken to episode

>it's a Truman goes to Bing, turns off SafeSearch, and then searches "Pur3 Nud1sm" again episode

>it's a Truman has been applying for jobs for 2 straight months and is running out of money but can't go back to a small town or he might die episode

wish they would just hook him up with a job already. this is really slowing things down.

>it's a Truman gets kidney stones, but one won't pass so the doctors have to reach up his urethra and surgically remove it, and for the rest of his life Truman can't piss quite right episode

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>the episode where Truman loses a kidney after swallowing a bottle of pills and during the organ replacement operation he regains consciousness and secretly learns the truth but becomes aroused and develops a transplant fetish so repetitively damages his organs which begins bankrupting production budget so the director squares a deal through his buddy in the Philippines for a constant supply of healthy teenage donor hosts shipped alive in boxes on-set and harvested on-set where Truman's knowledge of the atrocities only fuel his hunger

>it's a Truman is disgusted by the pee streaks all over and around the toilet but still doesn't clean them off episode

>>81680954
>harbors

Truman witnessed an apparent gang rape and did nothing in versions of the script leading up to the shooting script, first in an abandoned subway station, later on Harbor Island.

ha i fucking love this scene

>what the hell are you talking about??
>WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U4-KZSoe6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U4-KZSoe6g

>>81681316
Whoops, sorry about that. Truman never went to Harbor Island... This was just on a road that wound through some woods.
MERYL
(sensing something odd in his
demeanor)
Did something happen today?

Truman turns to her too sharply, his guilt showing.

TRUMAN
What could happen?

Truman exits.

College seasons were the best
>the episode where Truman banged some blackout drunk chick who shit herself and had puke on her breath

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>it's a Truman gets an incurable STD again episode

>it's a Trump jerks off for the 3rd time today and it's 2pm episode

>the episode where Truman becomes tired of how perfect everything and grows indifferent to humanity and his disdain fuels his lust to inflict pain on others and Truman become a serial killer.
Heard his first victim was actually stabbed to death by Truman but the rest were faked by the studio to satiate his bloodlust.

Good thing he eventually picked up golfing as a hobby and lost interest in killing

>the episode of the last season when Truman becomes self aware where Truman is quietly standing the corner facing the wall and when the camera nearest to him in the clock looks at him Truman quickly turns around with his erect cock in his hand and ejaculates right into the camera and the crew quickly cuts to commercial but it was too late

>>81667571

>friendzoned by his best friend in 2013

Get out of my head, /tv/.

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>>81667571

>it's a normies try to make a Truman thread episode

Threadly reminder that Truman was bred from birth to be the ultimate normie and would never do any of this weird shit.

>>81680437
Kek, Truman can be a real pussy sometimes

>>81668799
Only Eastern Americans. West Coast water is great.

>>81682414
ZZZZAP

>it's a Truman is crying every day arc
It's getting kinda boring but the scenes are always pure kino.

>>81676073
>>81681080
>Pur3 Nud1sm
Am I on a list now? Why the fuck did I look that up.
It's legit CP.