>born before the Wright Brothers flew >2 world wars So

>>81664259
people that live that long usually live very boring lives

really doubt she was getting drunk with charlie chaplin or someshit

>>81664297

I like how you are implying it would be a exciting thing to get drunk with Chaplin.

JUST

>>81664338
im just saying she probably just lived a quiet life and never met anyone or did anything cool

you think that bitch went skydiving?

>>81664297
Make a heck of a montage though, being 14 when your country enters WW1 and living all this time must have been insane.

>>81664297
>projecting
She lived through 2 world wars. I bet she would have better things to tell, than a 14 year old faggot that does nothing but eat cheetos and play xbox (you).

>>81664447
>he lived through 2 world wars. I bet she would have better things to tell, than a 14 year old faggot that does nothing but eat cheetos and play xbox
heh, yeah
>(you).
HEY

>>81664259
Wait, are the Wright brothers dead? I always assumed they were still out there somewhere

>>81664510
wat

>>81664510
could mozart still be alive?

>muh world wars

She was from northern italy, the worst she probably experienced was her husband surrendering and being a POV for a year or two.

>>81664763
Clearly not, hed be hundreds of years old, what an utterly stupid idea

>>81665001

True, he's probably dead.

>>81664958
This. My grandmothet was in sicily and she told lame stories how the local midget claimed to be a psychic who could tell if ur loved ones were still alive amd how they stole a giant wheel of cheese from the town food storage shed... also 2 German soldiers came to their house to trade for civilian clothes so they can defect. That's about it

>>81664510
>American education

>>81665050
Glad we've come to a conclusion, anyone who thinks I'm still around is probably a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy nut.

>>81665147
*he's still around
i made a spelling mistake there

>>81664484
Kek

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She'll be fine

I wonder how her cognitive abilites were as 117. Dementia must've hit hard or she had some really good genes all around.

>>81664297
The Hunza people of the Himalayas regularly live to 120-140. They drink a pint of vodka every morning and another pint at lunch.

Boring, but krunked

>>81665167
Too late we know its you wolfie you ain't fooling anyone

>>81665270
Pfft ukrainians used to love 160-180 years, merely by considering the will of the workers and the immensity of the Great leader Stalin every morning.

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>tfw realizing we're closer to 2100 than to 1900

>>81664297

My great grandmother lived from 1905 to 2005 and didn't do shit, stayed in her small town all her life and couldn't remember anything

>there are people who willingly live past their 50s

wadda fugg

>>81665467

they usually have wives and children and grandchildren though

>>81665439
Yeah but did you ever fuck her? She probably had a grade A snapper.

>>81665467
Thing about death is that you never quite get ready to meet it.

>>81665327
kek

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This was a fun movie.

>>81664297
She lived in WWII Italy. She probably say so many dead Jews and Marxists.

>>81665093
That sounds like it would make a great Fellini film.

>>81665093
>hey stole a giant wheel of cheese from the town food storage shed

This sounds kinda cool

>>81664958
You do realise northern Italy was a huge front in WW1?

>>81664259
>last of the 19th century
then who are these?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violet_Brown
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nabi_Tajima

>>81664958
>POV
they made that kinda porn back then?

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>>81667952
19th century means they were born in the 1800s

>>81668097
the 19th century was 1801-1900, dipshit

>>81667952
>still has a living 97 year old son

damn

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They really need to cure aging.

This woman got to grow up through all different genres of music being created. She was already into her 70s when the beatles broke up

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>>81665419
>we are closer to 2100 than 1900
It doesn't hit me till I read it

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>tfw one of the last things she probably every viewed was some image macro online from her great-great-grandkids

>>81664338
With all the slapstick work he's done it'd be really impressive to see the shit he could pull off while wasted.

>>81664259
Goodbye ancient lady. Your probably super racist ideology will not be missed.

>>81665093
>came to their house to trade for civilian clothes so they can defect
Came to their house for some capunata and terrone pussy, you mean.

>>81668580
Non white people are the most racist of everybody, so I seriously doubt that.

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>>81665419

Tfw most of us will be dead by 2060

>>81668394
>got to see the progress of electronic communication from limited radio broadcasts and telegrams to the near-instantaneous delivery of memes from across the world
You could have a worse life.

>>81664958
Northen Italy was where Austro Hungary attacked Italy

>living past 80

fuck that shit. I'll off myself

>>81668886
Being old would suck really hard, but I want to live as long as possible to see how far technology gets.

>>81664763
No you idiot, it's been hundreds of years and he died a long ass time ago, how could I possibly still be alive

Her being the last verified person to born in the 19th century makes me a little sad. Being born in a 20th century is just meh.

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>>81669217
>le born in the wrong century

>>81668290
>>81665419
>we're closer to 2030 than 2000

>>81668701
speak for yourself nigger, I'll never die

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>>81665270

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>>81665467
>there are people who willingly live past their 30s

>>81664958

Northern Italy is where the war kept going for its whole course, with civil war/guerrilla resistance between italian people siding with the kinda-fallen fascists or the allied forces.
It was a clusterfuck.

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>>81665467
Yes, you mad?

>>81665093

Sicily had the whole region prepared to allied landing before it even happened, I think because of ties between the Mafia and US mobster calling home, they just walzed in with extensive local support and little to no resistance.

For sicilian people, WWII basically ended two or three years earlier.

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>>81671249
was this really necessary
why this thread

>>81668866
I don't live that far away from her. We're close to the French and Swiss border, not the Austro-Hungarian one.

Big cities were heavily bombed by the French and then Americans in WWII, then we had German occupation, then brief and violent anti-fascist guerrilla which also made some victims.

In WW1 I'm pretty sure we saw no action here.

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>>81671249
>this woman's legacy will forever be ingrained in the internet with an anon's brapposting

>We're closer to 2020 than 2015

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>>81671249
>>81671518

He posted it again, the absolute madman

boy, it sure is >newfag in this thread

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Pretty much all the oldest living people are female.

Sexist much.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_living_people

>>81664510
>European education

a mamma mia

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>>81671814
>mfw oldest living man

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>>81671249
The best times this shit is reposted is when it is totally fucking unwarranted.

>>81664510
>Asian education

i thought barbara chandler would die first

>>81664259
Imagine thinking back to your teenage years and having it be over a century ago.

>>81664510
>Australian Education

>>81671249
Autism Speaks

>>81672029
agreed
the best shitpost comes out of left field

>>81668240

no they don't