>*BURPPP God's not real Morty >/tv/ throws an autistic

>WUB A DUB DUB DUB DUB!

Cancerous post, but it still made me chuckle.

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>>81640519
>tfw to intelligent to not watch Rick and Morty

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you have 3 (three) seconds to defend this

>>81640583
>WAHHH the Bible says divorce is wrong!!!

>>81640519
>I'll post a Rick and Morty hate thread everyday until they actually care about and hate Rick and Morty! That'll show the bullies over at reddit!

>>81640583
Anti white jewry at its finest.

>>81640583
He's not wrong.

>>81640583
MTGOW Reddit /r9k/ fedora tipping Jew bullshit.

>>81640583
You do realize that Jerry and Beth's marriage still working after both seasons is demonstrating the falsehood of his words, yes? You do remember that planetwide consciousness he fell in love with, yes?

>>81640583
>"just a chemical reaction"
>"god doesnt exist"
100% reddit athiest thinking. They will say this shit, then defend muslims, women and jews for their beliefs in god and defend their evil lies. But say no to white Christianity! Its cuck & morty: the show for nu-males.

>>81640634
>>81640700
>facts are jewish

>>81640583
Are people supposed to like this character? Or any character on the show?

>>81640956
Anti-Reddit pogrom when?

>>81640519
Good post.

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>>81640956
SHUT UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I BECAME A MILITANT EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN IN 2015 AND I AM FULLY REDPILLED ON THE JEWS AND THEIR EVIL "FUN"

>>81640583
What if your marriage is based on science?

>>81640519

I honestly like R&M, but Schwifty is one of my least favorite, and pretty unfunny.

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>>81640998

Good luck ;)

>>81641055
SHIT ON THE FLOOR

>>81640956
>>81641011
JIDF go back to /pol/

How in the fuck could "I'm a reddit tier MRA faggot" ever be considered a """fact""" lmao.

>>81640987
You're supposed to find him funny, but think he's ultimately a piece of shit, because he kind of is. He shows moments when he cares, but a lot of his hijinks put the family in real danger and he constantly puts down Morty.

He's like House

>>81641102
Amen brother, nobody should be allowed to criticize the divinity of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

America was founded as a Protestant theocracy and no other voices or opinions should EVER be considered as acceptable

Praise Israel

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>>81640583
>focus on silence

>>81641012
the statistical probabilities in a study would neither validate or invalidate your personal experience or actions. I'm about to take a piss. Pissing is based on science.

>>81641068
What caused this?

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>>81641143
Yes brother, that's why I'm MGTOW now!

>>81641164

Making a site where there's something for literally just about anyone helps.

>>81641197
He's going to lock her up any day now
#MAGA #Draintheswamp

>>81641248
Go back to JIDF school faggot. I'm responding to things that have been explicitly mentioned while you flounder and make shit up.

>>81641200
WTF? I love Reddit now! Almsot as much as I love McDonald's Szechuan sauce!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lp6OxflkNX

>>81641275
>le legitimate argument face
>calls everything he doesnt agree with JIDF
checks out, heil hitler my dude

>>81640519
correct

>>81640519
There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little rick and morty thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic random rick joke isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a cartoon. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “HAHA MORTY PICKLE RICK HAHA PICKLE RICK *BUURRRP* MORTY”.
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>81641968
upvote

>>81640519
Can you faggots keep your shitposting in one thread?

>>81642031
Look how fu*burp*cking mad he is

>>81640617
and strangefully, quran says women can divorce if they want

>show is literally 1 letter away from being titled "cuck and morty"
>people still watch this shit

I am glad I am smart

>>81642166
But that's two letters. And you could say it's one letter away from Dick and Morty but then you'd like it you gigantic faggot

>>81642252
don't respond to me again. i didn't give anyone authorization to reply to me YOU FUCK. if anyone replies to one of my posts again i will not be reading them, so DO NOT DO IT

>>81642298
hehe pickle Rick

>Dick and Morty
Lol. ;^)

SHIT ON THE FLOOR

Is /tv/ getting raided? There's over a dozen rick and morty threads up right now.

>>81642381
Lick my dick Morty

>>81640700
>>81640905

/tv/, let me honestly ask you, are posts like these real? Are people on this board really this insane?

>>81642451
If you don't understand you are the Reddit.

>>81641055
That episode was like a self-caricature of R&M, but I'm not convinced the writers are that self aware.

>>81641011
>All that terrorist defending in one image.

>>81640583
You can't prove him wrong

>>81640583
shit on the floor!

>>81642805
>Haha dude the bad guy is always the good guy irl XDD

>>81640617

Actually science and statistics say divorce is wrong as well. But fuck those, right?

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>>81642945
>Dude le rebels are based lmao
>Dude muh gassing
>muh bakeries
>muh hospitals

Why is this same thread posted every day....

>>81642451

once you realize they are made by butthurt over the wall roasties, you begin to laugh at how stupid they are

>>81642381
More like Reddit and Normie

Honestly wondering, are these auto posted or something or does someone really enjoy generating the same threads daily

Burpposting is the only redeeming feature of this shitty year so far

Imagine if there was an alt-right version of this show where everything was the exact opposite

>I'd watch the h*ck outta this

>>81643153
This one is new, because it's actually making fun of /tv/ autists that hate rick and morty because it challenges their sheltered worldview.

>>81640775
didnt they literally just get a divorce?

>>81640583
>implying divorces aren't caused by harpy cunts hitting menopause and/or realizing their government will force their ex to pay double their salary in alimony

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>>81640583
this is blackpill mentality which was the norm for 4chan long before the redditpill. you fucking /pol/ normies invaded en masse like middle eastern refugees and brought your retarded far right ideas with you. nihilism is much closer to the true heart of 4chan than fascism is

>>81643260
That exists. It's called MDE and it sucked cock.

>>81643748
>muh secret club ideology
great argument faggot

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>>81643748
Agreed.

>>81643884
It's not about 4chan being a secret club. It's about the overwhelming tide of faggots now outnumbering the older posters.

>>81640583
Ye I had a choice between a gf or science, I chose science.

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HEY MORDOR

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

YOU KNOW MORDOR

THE FUNNY THING ABOUT GOD

IS THAT THERE ISN'T ONE

*jetpacks away

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

>>81643920
>phones become made to access websites
>people start accessing websites via their phones
fascinating discovery

>>81643884
Yeah it is actually a great argument relative to this discussion.

>>81644190
has literally nothing to do with 'defend this'

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>>81643097
>killing women and children is based if they have different opinions
>everybody who disagrees with him being able to indiscriminately kill all of his people is a terrorist
Wew, awesome cherry picking btw, I'm sure you'll get lots of up votes on /sg/

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>>81644278
>women and children
>shitting on /sg/
>"indicriminately kill"

>>>r/the_donald

So this thread just showed me there is a huge overlap in /pol/tards and R&M's hating autists. Unsurprising really, /pol/ has no real sense of humor.

>>81644390
These threads are blatantly ironic you fucking plumbus.

>>81640775
Episode 1 of season 3 they get divorced :)

>looking forward to watching a shitposting thread about a tv show
>instead shitposting about politics
At this point /pol/ should get the /fur/ treatment. I don't mind neonazis or tumblrinas or whatever, but I'm a fan of not every board getting shitted the fuck up and at this point I think the nuclear option needs to be put on the table. The moderators are clearly incapable of banning all of this fucking bullshit.

>>81643784

If it sucked so hard why did SJW's have to rally to get it cancelled rather than just letting it die on its own?

>>81643748
Not an argument.

more like... reddit and memey.. heh

>>81644555
its impossible to moderate because political discussion is sometimes a natural part of film, tv, video games, even anime, etc. if all political discussion got you perma banned then it would indirectly impact discussion of other hobbies.

only thing i can think of is if you call someone a jew/shill or if you call someone a nazi/stormfag you get banned. that would cut probably half of the /pol/ and anti /pol/ shitposting down

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>>81640519
Who makes these threads?

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>>81643748

Where do you think the spiel about liberals turning conservative comes from wise goy.

>when you've been 4chan for almost a decade and these whinos think everyone was suddenly replaced with rightwingers.

Accept it, most libs on 4chan are dyed in the wool redditors.

>>81644555
how did it even get to this point?
I mean sure, there was always racism on 4chan, but it didn't infect every single thread.

>>81645328
If the hardcore racists think they're in good company they move on in and act like they own the place.

>>81645365
the same is true for Redditors or any other kind of sub-group. Cancer generals weren't a thing a few years ago, and now this board is infested with them, full of people who weren't even from here in the first place.

>>81644928
4chan userbase is younger than ever, dip

what does it say about a person that wants the approval of a group they don't like?

>>81640519
/tv/ eternally BTFO

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>>81645444

Nice trips.

But that doesn't negate anything I've said regarding the old guard, oldfags are far more likely to be right than left on here, right leaning redditors wouldn't even be on here otherwise if there was no precedent for this kind of thing.

>>81640583
I think its called a joke
might go over the head of most the autist here though

>>81645671
ah yes the humour just exudes off those lines

>>81644347
You realize that's things like Syria gen and trumpgen are basically reddit incarnate right? It's just a giant subreddit echochamber where you guys trade rare awoos and pat each other on the back for being enlightened

Yes, God forbid somebody shit on your little hugbox, please keep blindly defending a man who started a giant civil war that has de-stabilized the entire middle east and flooded Europe with refugees

>Yeah but he said bad things about Israel once so hes /ourguy/

>>81645714
We wouldn't have problems with Middle Easterners if they just wouldn't exist.

>>81645883
>people shouldn't exist if they inconvenience my video games and tendies
You'll save the white race yet, don't worry son

>>81640617
no it doesnt

>>81645906
>can't argue against an obviously true statement, has to make up personal attacks
Pretty pathetic, anon.

Yes, genocide would save the white race. In fact, at this point it's the only thing that could.

>>81640519
kek

>>81640519
I look forward to reporting this every time I do not see it in the catalog.

>>81645714
the only person to destabilize the ME was Chruchill and that was almost 80 years ago, but we still feel it strongly. Assad has nothing to do with that.

>>81641011

>i made a crude ms paint image strawmen statements,guess i win,tough luck /pol/

>>81646312
>proceed to shitpost photoshopped Ben Garisson cartoon and the same old trite A.Wyatt Mann shit from the nineties in the same breath
Really make you think

>>81640583
>a fictional character says something relating to his personality and ideolody
REEEEE THE WRITERS ARE BRAINWASHING AMERICA FUCKING JEWWWSSS

>>81644767
God

>>81640644
this

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>>81643748

>>81643920
Numbers don't lie. REEEEEEEEEEEEE get out reddit

Well to be fair the universe they inhabit strongly precludes the existence of the Judeo-Christian deity, or at least renders it irrelevant at best.

So I haven't watched S3 yet, how many "LOL ORANGE CHEETO ANGRY TINY HANDS MAN TRUMP" jokes are there per square minute?

>hes a bad guy
>but he has a bad past so that makes it okay


why

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>>81640583

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>>81649389
>a protagonist isn't allowed to be flawed
>they must always be absolutely perfect paragons of moral and ethical superiority
Let me guess, you unironically "love" Superman, don't you?

>>81649417
I like the concept of superman when done right.

and Rick isn't flawed, hes just a straight up asshole.
like everything he does.
It's a boring character because you want him to get his com uppins

>>81649456
>you want him to get his com uppins
I don't, why would I want to see that? talk about boring and generic jeez

>>81649456
>It's a boring character because you want him to get his com uppins
>A character that makes you invested enough in them that you want things to happen to/for them is boring
I think you're confusing your hatred of Rick with your hatred of the writing that goes into him

>>81649521
theres not much writing that goes into him.

You make everyone around him stupid, he calls out their bullshit and done.

only thing creative they every try with him is how he magically sees the future and is never wrong.

Thats his entire gimmick.

>>81640519
I POSTED IT AGAIN XD