>there is no God, better rip that band aid off now. You'll

>>81628428

Today, Good Friday, a billion otherwise sane humans will celebrate a man, who they also believe was God, getting brutally murdered and then coming back to life three days later. They will also tell you that he is still alive to this day. Easter is bat-shit crazy and don't let anyone forget.

>>81628471
These people are allowed to vote.

When you're out driving, these people are driving on the road with you. Let that sink in how dangerous that is.

>>81628471
>le fedora
"craziness" is subjective
you're also a retard

GET SCHWIFTYYY XD

It's just a joke, you baby. The show most likely has Christian writers

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>>81628550
>>81628554

t. christfags

>>81628652
The "voice of reason" makes all of that sound so easy. Yeah just help all the refugees its literally that simple. Just help them. That's it

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>>81628652
>le epic strawman
sure am glad I can stop arguing now and just post silly hat pictures instead

DUDE MCDONALDS SAUCE LMAO

>>81628428
ricks crazy gadgets arent real either

but i guess morty should leave that band aid on

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>>81628428
I'm an Atheist and I don't get triggered every time I hear a character in a show or movie say there is a God.

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>>81628652
lol

>>81628833
good for you

>>81628833
Because you know it to be true

The way I see it, there is God and Satan and bad and good things will happen due to evil and the light both being in play.

It's ignorant and stupid to say there is, or there is not, (a) God and not a devil.

Also Rick and Morty is gay.

Yes and it was the pilot. He only makes a mention like this once more in the entire series. Stop shitposting.

>A character in a show expresses an opinion, that must mean the creators of that show want to shove this opinion down our throats

You have the artistic sensibilities of a 5 year old.

>>81628850

>literally daily school shootings
>ids just da brice of freedumb

kek

>>81628428
Yeah! 4Chan is a Christian message board. Can't have any of that atheist shit here!

>>81628833
That's because you're an atheist--you're rational, emotionally well-balanced, and probably of above average intelligence. If you were a hypocritical retard you'd be a Christian

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>getting triggered by atheism

>>81628833
I'm sure you would be if Rick was replaced with William Craig and every epik atheist soapbox scene was replaced with him philosophizing on why God exists to his atheist family.

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>this is what liberals actually believe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-zxOwo10_U

>>81628972
>and every epik atheist soapbox scene was replaced with him philosophizing on why God exists to his atheist family.

So like, that one scene in the first episode?

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>>81628946
>literally daily school schootings
this is what eurotards actually believe

>a sticky is placed up to stop multiple Star Wars threads (and isn't even enforced)
>during a time when this /co/ bullshit is being spammed constantly for the last week
What did the shitty moderating team mean by that?

The devil exists in Rick and Morty, does that mean God does too?

>>81628428
Americans took atheism too far and made it a meme, just like they do with everything

>>81628652
What a load of shit. The whole point is Muslims and their useful idiots are desperately trying to overturn the separation of church (mosque) and state to protect their feelings.

Everything from that point on is moronic, there would be plenty of people willing to raise taxes to help vets, for example.

No wonder Reddit worships that faggot.

>>81629015
>one scene
oh boy here we go again. I know this is the same person so I'm not going to list off every scene I remember that has one, you can re-watch the show if you really feel like it.

>>81628943
>rick and morty
>"art"
What is this autism.

>>81629072
>oh boy here we go again. I know this is the same person so I'm not going to list off every scene I remember that has one, you can re-watch the show if you really feel like it.

So you admit there aren't any more?

>>81629092
>What is this autism.
Yeah, sure am dying to have that conversation again.

>>81628946
>daily streetside Muslim truck pedestrian bowling sessions
>still haven't banned trucks
Why one and not the other? Just keep sacrificing your freedoms so you can keep pretending one religion isn't solely responsible.

>>81628428

Who cares? Don't watch it.

I hate that internet has basically become one big "it's us vs. them" mentality. Every fucking day with this shit.

>>81628999
If you watched the show you would know that that's the most powerful scene in the entire series.

>>81629094
I remember at least 4 from the 5 episodes I watched.
>pluto episode
>giant golden face episode
>car battery episode
>"rip the band-aid off" I dont remember which one that's from
in the fifth one rick and summer beat the shit out of a baptist but I'm not nitpickey so I won't count it.

Are you that insecure abo0ut your beliefs that you have to go on an autistic splurge? I mean damn, Morty believes in god, can characters no longer have personal views and convictions? I believe, but getting this triggered is pathetic.

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>>81628652
>xkcd
Could you BE any more reddit?

>>81628428
That's literally the only time he says it.

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>>81628833
>I'm an Atheist

>>81629205
IIRC he published this literally a few hours before the election started.

So brave.

Literally redit and memey.

>>81629205
The picture you replied to isn't xkcd

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>>81628833
>>81628964
>ano domini 2017
>he's still an atheist

>newfags who browsed /pol/ for 5 minutes think you have to be Christian to fit in on 4chan now
/tv/ really is the worst board

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>>81629158

>if you just accept it then it isn't shit!
This is where you belong.

>>81629195
now I won't get a reply and your stupid fucking ass will write the asinine "one time" post in every rick and morty thread that ever appears on this board.

>>81628428
Why would it be such a big deal.

Thousands of shows, including kids shows show religious shit into the viewers face, why not athiesm.

What are people even afraid of, that if they watch enough that stuff they'll get converted? Does that even happen? I don't think even children get converted from their families belief due to one show.

>>81628833

Because if you were to watch a movie calling out the stupid things about evolution, you would be sperging like a faggot.

>>81629205
Not an xkcd comic

>>81628471
not an argument

>>81629307
wow people have different beliefs than you.
how fucking horrible

>>81629307
>redditor immigrants who think 4chin is Le nihilistic edgy atheist because of Chanology get shocked that they're the minority
>the same people that get butthurt about racism and tell everyone to go back to /pol/
It really is

>>81629205
Randall or whatever his name is seems like a Bernie supporter who jumped ship.

>>81629349
Kek. This is up there with the most hypocritical things I've ever seen.

>>81629369
>minority

Most of 4chan is atheist expect for all the spics.

4chan just adopts the antithesis of what 'normie' culture is at the moment.

Soon /pol/ will unironically advocate to be enslaved because its the opposite of democracy

>>81629389
go be fat elsewhere

>>81629406
Well memed friend

>>81629394
False, I'm a white American.

>>81629195
Lol, yeah, so brave. They bashed a WBC protestor, a group everyone already hates. They wouldnt storm a mosque and bash the imam who's telling his audience pretty much the same thing. That would be wayscist :'(

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>>81629460
>white
>American

pfffft ahahahahahahahh

>>81629314
Except for the bandaid I don't remember the show being preachy about atheism in those episodes, but I can't really factcheck that now so I don't really know what to do here right now.

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>>81629298
>>81629335
It's the exact same type of comic style anyway so it might as well be xkcd.

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>>81629460
Sure you are, Pablo

How fragile must your faith be for a shitty cartoon to make you this insecure

>>81629466
>They wouldnt storm a mosque and bash the imam who's telling his audience pretty much the same thing

Then why don't you fucking do it then?

>>81629503
It's not though, xkcd lines are hand-drawn.

>>81629518
How fragile your lack of faith must be that people mocking it on the internet is enough to bait you into responding.

>>81629518
no it's less "i am threatened by this cartoon expressing a certain belief" and more like "this cartoon is clearly made for people who still think it's edgy and unique to be an atheist in 2017"

>>81629195
Most of those he doesn't say anything like "there is no God". Maybe you can infer that might be part of the episodes message, or you can not be retarded and realize that they are just having fun with different universes and planet entities. But it can't be that, can it?

>>81629496
giant golden face had an entire subplot around how bad religion is

pluto episode was an entire anti-religion episode, the aliens even had crosses for pupils.

>>81628943
>Rick and **BURP** Morty
>artistic
I already knew you were retarded just from the greentext but that pretty much sealed the deal.

>>watching modern ((cartoons)) filled mostly with unfunny immature poop jokes and tons of obvious and cringe social propaganda.
go watch American Dad and Family guy too.

>>81629518

>How fragile must your trust in your wife be if her simply making out with another guy makes you this insecure

this is how retarded you sound like right now

SHIT ON THE FLOOR

Reminder to atheists: your religion went from cool to cringe because of a hat. Meanwhile religion has endured for thousands of years and will never dissaapear.

>>81628652
What don't you understand about raising taxes and socialism being anti Christian?

The whole point is it has to be done by freewill, like through charity. It explicitly says in the bible that charity should not done through force or extortion, but how much an individual decide in their heart. It's literally says that but communist idiot like the person who made this image can't understand the difference morally between willingly giving up your own money and forcing others.

Also seperation of church and state was started and enforced by Christians, do atheists find their own arguments that week they feel the need to reright history, because that's what this implies.

And anyone who can't understand why Islam is right feared a an idiot. It directly challenges your consitituion and a lot of other fundamental western countries beliefs. Freedom of religion doesn't mean freedom from the law or morality of the land

>>81629587
see >>81629595
I'll admit I was reaching a bit with the car battery

>>81629402

We're almost there. Go to a Trump general on /pol/ and gaze at how basically lobotomized his true supporters are.

>>81629613
AD is good though, it made me a conservative.

>>81629582
can someone be atheist just because that's what they believe or are they all being edgy in your mind?

>>81629660

>amerifats get their politics from literal cartoons

ahahahhaahahahahahhahaahah

>>81629518
If there was an episode calling out evolution as an equally stupid belief i would bet you these redditors would would cause a fedora fit over little shit like this.

>>81629660
>AD
literally only good because Seth McFaglane accidentally made a likeable character

>>81628428
There's also an episode where he asks for God's forgiveness and help when he's about to die, basically admitting he believes.

>>81629682
You know what the subject of this thread is, yeah?

>>81629676
that person wouldn't be watching a cartoon which deliberately makes jokes that make the r/atheists go "haha, yes, i get it because skydaddy don't real, i'm smart"

>>81629660
Jesus Christ I hate you. We don't need chucks on our side who only believe in shit because of cartoons, memes and the need to fit in on 4chan.

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>>81629709
>immediately followed with "FUCK YOU GOD"

>>81629654
>implying the trump General isn't a t_D colony
/mlpol/ proved how much Reddit has infested /pol/

>>81629734
Why are you watching that cartoon then? To get purposefully get triggered?

>>81629613
oh and don't forget Cleveland Show as Desert.

>>81629739
To be fair that was kind of funny.

>>81628652
This, if you believe in some silly institution that you have to pay to go to you're DUMB. Why do we let people who believe in GHOSTS VOTE!?!?

>>81629158
>implying that feeling pathos from knowing the context of that shitty show is better than being in tears from laughter due to not knowing the context of it

>>81629799
>cleveland show
even the most diehard seth fans have trouble defending that pile of shit

>>81629770
I don't. I wait for the synapses to appear here then make fun of it.

>>81629660
cringe

>>81629821
Because hillary would have gotten elected. Now back to >>>r/atheism

>>81629637
This, desu.

>>81628428
>BWAAAAA, THEY JOKE ABOUT MY GOD. MOMMY TAKE IT AWAY

Do you guys actually unironically follow Christianity? Seems like if you were doing it correctly and not for the memes you wouldn't spend your time here.

>>81629963
It's mostly shitposting.

>unfunny show that shoves anti-religious agenda and sjw shit to appease r3ddit

What else is new.

>>81628471
>>81628471

and those people are objectively more intelligent than anyone who likes rick and morty.

because you can't seem to fucking grasp that it means something metaphysical. but you're too stupid to comprehend metaphysics and the importance they hold in our mental and emotional lives. probably why you're a degenerate nu-male watching cartoons with no girlfriend who will die without children. probably you just don't have the imagination to conceive of this world on a higher level than the most simple of reductions to it's individual parts, so, being the fool, you just mock.

>>81629963
I just like this place for the memes and shitposts. I don't partake in degeneracy.

>>81630077
>post on 4chan
>not a degenerate

Sorry to break it to you Buster.

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>>81629963
It's shitposting.
Anyone that unironically is a good christian doesn't post here.

HEY
CAN YOU READ THIS?
IF YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A LEGITIMATE RELIGIOUS PERSON AND YOU POST HERE EVERY DAY

YOU

ARE

GOING

TO

HELL

YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING TO BURN ETERNALLY IN EVERLASTING HELLFIRE.

GOD IS WATCHING YOU SHITPOST RIGHT NOW
YOU ARE SINNING AND ARE A TERRIBLE RELIGIOUS PERSON UNFIT TO FOLLOW YOUR OWN RELIGION AND BY YOUR OWN DOGMA YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL AFTER YOU DIE.

>>81630077
Memes and shitposts are degeneracy. You going to hell with the rest of us anon

>>81628428
Don't worry, Rick is actually shown to be a hypocrite later, he's not portrayed as correct.

>>81629963
>>81630109

jesus literally spent most of his time with prostitutes, alcoholics, the mentally ill, crack addicts, thieves, and murderers.

>>81629375
Sounds like a cuck to me.

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>I rate Reddit and Memey

>>81630034
I don't think anyone denied there's some benefit to being stupid and gullible enough to believe religion. That doesn't make you any less stupid or gullible. And imagination gives you the ability to conceive of something, it doesn't mean you confuse it with reality, you utter moron.

>>>/pol/

>>81630189
Yeah because he wanted to save them, not because he wanted to share Loli porn.

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i wonder what percentage of 4chan really are athiests and only post fedora reactions for lulz or because they hate reddit

>>81630189
Yeah, and he helped them.
You don't, you would be the guy that fucks, swears, does drugs and murders people and at the end of the day he goes back home and tells himself "oh boy i sure am better than all those degenerates out there".
You're getting roasted in the afterlife, anon.

>>81630115
>>81630117
Not really. I just report pornography and weebshit. I mostly go into threads about comparing movies and generals.

I also visit the usual

>who was in the wrong?
>J U S T
>hahahahahahaha
>marvel shitpost #2334552
>dc shitpost #73732

Threads.

>>81630115

There is no such thing in current society as a "good Christian" that could survive.

Christ pretty much said you should give up all earthly possessions and speak the word of God and preach and convert all you can.

So basically if you aren't a missionary right now somewhere giving all your time and energy to converting as many people to the Word of God then you're basically sinning.

You either tone that down in your mind if you're a believer and meld it to current views or you're basically awaiting a seat in hell according to scripture itself.

>>81630258
>i wonder what percentage of 4chan really are athiests and only post fedora reactions for lulz or because they hate reddit
90% of them, minimum.
If you're unironically religious and you post here you're completely fucked, you're never getting in heaven.

>>81630201

>stupid and gullible

like atheists? religion is over your head, i get it. but you're not 'to smart too get it'. you're dumb.

and no, you're wrong about imagination. imagination is just the mythologization of intelligence. when a person says they're 'intelligent', that doesn't mean they're smart; it just means they're vaguely clever. what is actually meant by intelligence, IS imagination.

imagination is 'how powerful and accurate your thinking is'.

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Funny how shows in the West ruthlessly mock Christianity but never touch Isl*m...

>>81630287
Sure anon, we completely believe you.
We absolutely believe you only come here to discuss movies.

>>81630287
Now that you put it.../tv/ is just a more retarded reddit.

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>>81630326
Because Islam is the truth brother!

>>81630326
Mostly because insulting that side can actually get you mugged, bombed, and so on.
Creators fear for their personal safety.

>>81630380
>tfw Hitchens not here

Only one of those peacocking atheist faggots with any balls.

>>81630326

South Park tried.

Comedy Central cut their balls off and made them censor it.

It's funny that it's Jews that try it and then get shut down. Bill Mahr doesn't back down from it at all and speaks truth on it. Why so many want to protect this fucking crazy ass interpretation of a religion is beyond me.

>>81630314

>religion is over your head, i get it. but you're not 'to smart too get it'. you're dumb.

Does the same apply to Harry Potter, or is your fairy magic storybook exempt from scrutiny because you say so?

>>81630348
Believe it or not, I genuinely do. I would visit reddit, but its basically an Orwellian hivemind that destroys opinions that go against the status que.

>>81630472
>Believe it or not
I don't.
Period.
There's a million other places where you could discuss TV shows and movies, if you're here, you're literally a bad person.
You're literally going to burn in hell.
You can rationalize your situation and do a million mental gymnastics around the reality of what you are, but the truth remains: once you'll close your eyes and die, on the other sides you'll only meet flames.
Prepare yourself for this scenario because that's where you're headed.

>>81630591
>this wrong

I think I'm alright. Thanks for the concern, tho.

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>>81630326
But the one in OP is mocking Islam too.

>>81628428
Isn't God real in the show and Rick just doesn't like him for some reason?

>God isnt real Morty!
>Devil appears in an episode

Its a fucking GODDAMN CARTOON YOU IDIOTS

>>81630468

>comparing harry potter to a religion

shaking my head

>>81631043
You're right, Harry Potter is far more consistent.

>>81630034
This just in anon learned the definition of the word metaphysical yesterday and couldn't wait to use it in an argument over the internet.

>>81631132

i was studying plotinus when i was 11.

>>81630868
name one time it directly went after isl*m

>>81631122

consistency has nothing to do with religion.

>>81631183
Look at OP. It says there is no God.

>>81631246
not direct, that can be going after any kind of theism.

>>81628428
How shaky is your faith in God that if someone or something merely mentions that God doesn't exist, you're outraged? Like, who fucking cares? Continue believing in God, this cartoon shouldn't dictate that at all.

>>81631341

Upvoted, my epic friend.

>>81628428
Apparently Rickposting is a new /tv/ thing

>>81631279
Exactly. What's the problem then?

>>81628652
Stick on the left is smart.

>>81631183
Fuckin second episode you mongoloid

Being young is supporting atheism
Growing older is realising Christianity is a useful bulwark against unwashed third worlders and mentally ill trannies

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>>81631554
>Christianity is a useful bulwark against unwashed third worlders

>>81631554
>you need to believe in spooky jew tales to secure the borders

>>81628428
>Lawnmower Dog
>M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
>The Ricks Must Be Crazy
the three best episodes of the show
don't bother with the rest if you don't like these

>>81629324
But that would be calling out something factually incorrect, saying there is or isn't a god means nothing because its not based on fact or is provable in any way.

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>>81628428
>First 3 minutes
>Shows how Rick thinks as a character. Blunt, opinionated and grounded in science.
REEEE MY BELIEFS ARE BEING ATTACKED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FEDORAFAGS

>>81631906
First they took prayer out of schools, and now this.
What's next? What new low will you godless degenerates sink to?

>>81632000
So you'd be cool with it if they forced all the kids to perform Muslim prayers? Jewish prayers?

Didn't think so.

>>81631906

>grounded in science

which means he's retarded.

>>81632107

why would western schools force muslim or jewish prayers? our religion is christianity. they would be christian prayers. and yes, they should be forced to.

>>81632132
also no reason to dislike the show. its fiction.

>>81632211

people dislike the show because it's shit. it's literally nothing more than a constant hamfisted affirmation of all sort of meme's that get you upvotes on reddit. that's all it is. a person writing a post with the intent to get upvotes on reddit and the person writing this show are doing the exact same thing. there's no talent here. it's not entertaining unless you want your ego to be stroked for believing the right beliefs. it's utter tripe on every level, it is slop in a trough for pigs.

>>81632172
Because western countries have more than just christians? lmao

>>81630034
whatever fairy tales help you sleep at night. but know that you're a brainlet and just stfu if you can help it.

>>81632341
people love it though. your argument is invalid

>>81630267
>some alleged dude allegedly does nice stuff
>let me worship him as a supernatural being
do you know how stupid and pathetic you sound

>>81632386

you can find anything anywhere.

the fact is, the west is christian. and anyone that isn't christian is a minority, who has no right to a society structured to their specifications.

>>81632388

you've been memed pretty hard by faggotry, i'm sorry. enjoy your decay.

>>81632495

there's lots of idiots, isn't that your argument against religion? there's a reason why the show gets wide hatred on 4chan. because the more introspective, solitary, thoughtful types are the ones on their computers often enough to spend any time here.

>>81632516

no one should have to listen to the retardation you use to misinterpret what's going on to suit your comforts. enjoy becoming progressively more bitter and delusional as time goes on and you have to spin crazier and crazier stories about how 'you're the one that got it right, and everyone else is dumb'.

>>81632620
>because the more introspective, solitary, thoughtful types are the ones on their computers
hilarious

>>81632662

>it's the wild extrovert party beasts who go with the flow that sit at computers reading

yeeeah

>>81632620
>because the more introspective, solitary, thoughtful types are the ones on their computers often enough to spend any time here

This isn't 15 years ago, this site is now edgelord teenagers with ADD who take special ed classes. Significantly below average intelligence, hence the defense of religiosity.

>this thread
I thought you had to go to /pol/ to see this level of christardation

>>81632705

>Significantly below average intelligence, hence the defense of religiosity.

and yet the brightest people are all religious.

it's just sallow technicians who studied 4 years to operate a monkey wrench who think they're so clever, because the TV tells them so, who are atheist, because it's cool and trendy.

>>81628471
there are people who don't belive in god but believe that crystals have healing properties

>>81632757
>the brightest people are all religious
[citation needed]

>>81628428
>Its a christcuck triggered by disagreement episode

This has been on rerun here for the last 10 years. Jesus.

>>81632704
you remind me of anikin skywalker

>>81632835

you name one atheist genius and i can name you three christian geniuses, and you know it.

>>81632620
>you've been memed pretty hard
you're the one living your life based on a 2000+ yr old fairy tale memed down over generations. but it's designed for brainlets like you, so enjoy your comfy ignorance.

>spin crazier and crazier stories
you realize religion is full of that right? like how on easter jesus rose from the dead? the whole concept of religion is to make a story so people can live comfy, controlled, ignorant lives.

>>81630034
>having a kid is a symbol of status and successful life

Lol Americans

>>81631906
>make believe technology and aliens
>grounded in science
wew

>everyone replying to an obvious shitposter

>>81632934

>you're the one living your life based on a 2000+ yr old fairy tale memed down over generations. but it's designed for brainlets like you, so enjoy your comfy ignorance.

by definition it's not a fairy tale. do you call the bhagavad ghita a 'fairy tale'? no, because that's not 'edgy'. designed? the only thing it was 'designed' for was to pass down the wisdom of revelation onto subsequent generations so that they could preserve the tradition of continual revelation.

>you realize religion is full of that right? like how on easter jesus rose from the dead? the whole concept of religion is to make a story so people can live comfy, controlled, ignorant lives.

they were telling that story long before jesus existed. it has a meaning that you're too dull and arrogant to see.

>>81632998

by definition, that is the goal of life. unless maybe you have religious persuasions.

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>>81632835
>>81632876
>>81632934
see >>81633080


this is how smart rick and morty fans are

>>81632620
>there's a reason why the show gets wide hatred on 4chan.

There sure is. But it's absolutely nothing you just said.

Do you guys not realize that R&M literally takes place in a universe without god? There is canonically no god in the context of the show. Why does this simple fact bother you?

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>>81628999
lmao. What the fuck is this shit?

>>81628428
Stop watching then, faggot.

>>81633117
i realized that after my last response lol. got me hook line and sinker, damnit.

I love 4chan Christianity. It's like they saw the fedoralords of r/atheism and thought "Not so fast! Christians can be smug, pretentious little faggots too!"

>>81628739
and people think they are "smart" for reading a comic like this and understanding the message/validation of how right they are.

>>81633165
Despite the numerous episodes, including one that shows Rick is basically a God of sorts, people still don't get this.
Because most of the people on here who make threads about how bad the show is don't even watch it to know that.

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>>81632705

wow, you certainly sound quite enlightened, my euphoric friend

>>81628999
trips of truth telling to steer clear of this show

But god canonically doesn't exist in R&M. It isn't set in real life.

>>81628428
of course god its not real you fucking retard, if you think he is tell him to come blow my ass up with his imaginary powers

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>>81628946

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>>81633666

reddit alarm's going wild captain

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>>81628428

>>81628428
Normies think being anti-Christian is edgy. They do it in the first episode and it's the only time they do it.

>>81634335
>anti-Christian
where did they specify the Christian god?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E

>>81634367

what makes you think he's a different god from all the others?

it's a sensation, not a personality

>>81628471
Easter isn't a Christian holiday either, they just stole it from pagans and made some shit up

>>81634367
Never but it's a Western show so the creators and the people who watch it have spiritual / religious views informed mainly by Christianity. If they say God isn't real, they mean that in the "God Almighty" sense that exists in our particular worldview.

>>81634430
>>81634516
My point is that Rick ridiculed the idea of a higher power, period. You have to be a real insecure little bitch if you think your particular religion was being singled out.

>>81634627

you're a retard if you don't think that there is more to reality than can be recorded with a camera or a thermometer. 'a higher power' what the fuck do you even think that means?

'insert worst insults you can come up with here' yeah i know you spend most of your time mocking things and have no respect.

>>81634779
>you're a retard if you don't think that there is more to reality than can be recorded with a camera or a thermometer
where did I say anything of the sort nimrod?
holy fuck sort your life out you whacked out jackass

>>81628471
You should write for Reddit and Memey.

>>81634627
I'm not Christian you idiot. I'm simply pointing out that our idea of a "higher power" is influenced by the culture we live in, and our culture's spiritual views have been informed by Christianity for over a thousand years. If you are born in to our culture and reject God and religion, you are primarily rejecting the Christian spiritual outlook because that's what our culture is steeped in. Of course Rick would all religions, but the show itself exists in the context of modern Western culture which is steadily rejecting its Christian roots in favour of complete nihilism.

>>81635043

"higher power" care to explain what the fuck that even means?

>>81635161
*Rick would reject all religions

>>81628428
Yea well, there is no God, better to rip that band aid off now. You'll thank me later

>>81634395
People legitimately find this funny?
Wow

>>81635211

rick is a drug addict that is a tremendous burden on his family, due to his mental health issues. he makes a mess of the garage pretending to be a scientist, and rambling on in schizophrenic word salad.

>>81635241

>implying that the existence of god is comforting and that atheism is not the band-aid

wew

uneducated in here.

>>81635649
>>implying that the existence of god is comforting and that atheism is not the band-aid
This. An all-powerful being that sends you to be tortured forever after you die if you pick the wrong religion or masturbate to the wrong things? terrifying

>>81628428
rick is a godless piece of shit who has said haha fuck you god in s2ep01
did you fucks ever think that THAT'S the JOKE - that a mentally ill scientist would also be godless. jeez

>>81635799
> An all-powerful being that sends you to be tortured forever after you die if you pick the wrong religion or masturbate to the wrong things?

>implying there's a way to avoid eternal torture

there isn't. god isn't 'human' in any way at all. god is absolutely arbitrary. 'salvation' is not avoiding eternal torture, it's becoming equal to it.

hey guy, relax

>>81628428
>mfw Rick and Morty eventually do an episode reminiscent of that Futurama episode where they find evidence that there is a God.

>reddit-the show pretending to be anything but
>implying wont be forgotten in a month

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>trying convince people to believe in god on an Australasian christmas card forum

>>81635890
t. cenobite

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>>81628428

>>81634335
Christfag=normie
Only in 4chan being christfag its edgy, go to /pol/ and see.

>>81635649
God is 100% a comfort to religious people. That's what he was made up for in the first place

I'm cooler with people being atheists than Jews, Baptists, or, worst of all, Muslims.

>>81636042

>tfw god is just the geometry of agony

>>81636163

wrong. gods were created as monstrosities to emulate. god is the apex of survival value. god is life infecting all matter in the universe. god doesn't comfort anyone except atheists. god is, for religious people, that which makes you cower in fear. ever heard the phrase, 'god fearing man'? that's the original term for someone 'who isn't an idiot'.

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>>81636250
>>81636042

tfw god is just a geometry of agony

>>81628999
can somebody explain what the fuck is happening in this scene

>>81636390

someone starts shooting up a school. some people do a dance. a girl is shot. the ambulance takes her away and some of the kids chase it.

>>81636250
sounds neat. i can't tell, do you believe in such monster gods or no?

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>>81628471
>posting this in this thread

>>81636496

yes, i believe that there is god. a unified field of god, so to speak, that one can divide into smaller gods for convenience or understanding or whatever, as many religions have.

and this god is not 'good', it is not 'loving', it is not 'human', it is not going to 'forgive you'. it's absolutely arbitrary.

we must understand that from the category 'things', a very, very, very thin slice of 'things' are nice, or good, or happy. and everything else is 'monstrous'.

worshiping god, so to speak, is the technical efforts towards understanding objectively our precarious place in reality and awareness, and humbly seeking to secure it to whatever extent we can. this is the ability, or capacity, which knowledge of god, through faith and revelation, increases or confers.

faith is the sort of energized enthusiasm that drives human movement - per say, sufficient faith can make you a cult leader - and it is the simultanious acknowledgment and enduring of absolute terror at the very nature of conscious existence.

try sticking a needle into your arm. see how much energy you're able to find as a result of it, to avoid it, or in response to it.

hell is infinite energy. heaven is the hope and prayer that one may, at long last, cease to exist altogether.

religion is the science and pedagogy involved with the manipulation of this aspect of life.

>>81636681
not an argument

>>81636793

not an argument

>>81636147
Maybe 20% of Americans go to church weekly, and that percentage is at least halved in Western Europe. Christianity is not a serious religion anymore.

>>81628999
Really made me think, I'm being serious, I don't know what I'm supposed to get out of this

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>>81636775
kek

Nice shitpost thread OP.

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>>81630314
>A wizard did it
>What to complex for you?

lol remember that time the Bible said the sky was blue because it's the missing half of the ocean?

>>81636991

whats your point? that could be true. and yes, i mean that literally. it literally could be 'true'.

>>81636991
It's pottery you pleb, you just don't understand the artistic vision

>>81636991
ITS A METAFOR DUMMY

>>81637131
>>81637064
>>81637038
>>81636991

it doesn't fucking matter why the sky is blue.

>>81636775
I like this, it's interesting to think about what god would actually be like if you took a serious look at the world and existence instead of the hopefullness and willful ignorance of religious beliefs

>>81628964
Because atheists have created such great nations.

Like Communist China and the Soviet Union

>>81636904
Interpretive dance stops maniacs
Duh

>>81628428
Back to /pol/, Christcuck.

>>81636775
>yes, i believe that there is god
Stopped reading right fucking there.

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>>81637064
>>81637131
It's not a metaphor. It's a literal belief they carried over from babylonian religion.

>>81628428
What is the context of this picture?

>>81636825
My name is not an argument

>>81628428
>2017
>STILL not realizing Rick is a stereotype of a drunk /r/atheist

>>81637893
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08j8cNNbsu1

>>81637938
>people from the same area shared the same beliefs

no shit sherlock

The Black Sea flooded when the Mediterranean merged with it, and killed thousands of people. That's why everyone over there has a flood myth too.

>>81637893

as if reading was ever a habit of yours.

apparently cartoons are more up your alley.

>>81637975

not an argument.

>>81637976

>drunk /r/athiest

>remotely intelligent

they fuck up trying to cook a frozen pizza.

>>81638023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNLbp_qiOOc

Do you honestly want to tell me this scene is pro-atheism

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>>81638004
>>81638023
You on the left

>>81638081

i don't think anything at all about that scene. that was stupid. i don't see what your point is.

>>81638128

yeah, except you know it's more likely the other way around.

>>81638197
>i don't think anything at all
agreed

>>81628428
How many of the EXACT same threads do we need? Fuck. We get, you don't like Rick and Morty. Stop wasting your time with it then.

>>81638019
>flood myth
>after you just said it actually happened

>>81629595
Ok so u mean u can think of 3 times out of all the episodes? GOD DAMN they wont shut up about it amirite

>>81638237

i already knew that you had to take things out of context and deliberately avoid understanding in order to arrive at your conclusions. you didn't need to demonstrate the process by which you do so for me. i've seen your kind many times before.

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>>81638197
>except you know it's more likely the other way around
Correct, you're on the right this time.

>yurocucks

>>81630314
>religion is over your head, i get it. but you're not 'to smart too get it'. you're dumb.

Oh please shut the fuck up. Defending something with "you just don't get it" has to be the most pathetic thing to see. I went to a Catholic school for 10 years, prayed in the morning, before lunch, end of the school day, before dinner, and before I slept. Went to church twice a week with my family and once a month with the school. Was am alter boy, participated in church programs, and by 5th and 6th grade I was a little scholar of the bible because it was the only book allowed on or desk during religion class everyday. I would read and contemplate it every day, open up any page and I'll be able to look at the heading and give you a summary of all the passages on the page.


This all fell apart in 7th grade when I started reading Greek mythology for obvious reasons. I immersed myself in faith for most of my life, and I still think truely believing in any religion on earth is a sure sign of an idiot or a coward.

>>81638380
>Oh please shut the fuck up. Defending something with "you just don't get it" has to be the most pathetic thing to see.

except when it's true, i hope, because otherwise you've proved yourself to be an irredeemable idiot.

>nothing is over anyone's heads, especially the most complex things of all.

lmfao

so THIS is the power of reddit.

>>81638302

religiosity is negatively correlated with mental illness and retardation, and positively correlated to income and health.

>>81638338
>feminists

>>81628471
yum, fresh pasta.

>>81638445
>religiosity is negatively correlated with mental illness and retardation, and positively correlated to income and health.
I was going to ask for a citation but I know you won't give it to me because it's a lot easier to just pull shit out of your ass any second to support your "argument" am I right

>>81637682
>implying most western nations for the past 200 years weren't forged by atheist leaders, artists and scientist


>posting two atheist counties to prove a point but not including the thousands of failed religious states throughout human history

>>81638445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P40_kd-mS8

>>81638503

yeah, too much work to do some research beyond 'googling' it, mirite?

lmfao, you should already know this though, you're so smart for believing TV characters, right?

>>81638510

>artists

faggots

>leaders / scientists

the good ones are exclusively religious. what would our civilization do without nigger degrasse tyson, though, right?

>>81638445
Is there anything of substance in this shitpost? You seriously don't understand why defending something with "you just don't get it" is retarded and actually implies you don't understand it enough yourself to explain it to a layman?

>>81638581

except, when you literally just don't get it, that's the only non-retarded thing to say. don't blame me for putting me in this position.

>>81638579
>too much work to do some research beyond 'googling' it, mirite?
Maybe because the burden of proof lies with you because you made the assertion?

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>>81628428
If u dont believe in God. Okay. That is understandable BUT to say that there is no spirituality, no meaning, no luck, everything is random - you really have to be insane to be this spiritually dead

>>81638579
Do you ever seriously read the shit you post? Do you understand how much of an idiot you sound like calling artists faggots and implying the only atheist scientist and leader was degrasse Tyson? How do you polfags expect people to respect your opinion would you spout shit that has no basis in reality?

>>81638610
just please stop, it's pathetic

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>>81638673

>>81638673
Completely disregarding the possibility of it is arrogant, I agree. However actually believing in something that cannot be observed in our reality is idiotic

>>81638673
>everything is random
That's why neither free will or determinism cannot exist. Everything has a chance of happening, even if it's 100% or 0%. Here is my basis for why I think this way:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_principle#Free_will
And read the rest if you'd like. This is quantum physics though and has nothing to do with philosophy or pseudoscience shit aka "psychology".

>>81638679
Quit bitchin. Loser lmao

>>81628428
I don't care if you're trying to be funny or if you are simply a retard.

People need to seriously redpill themselves about the naivite that is Christianity and it's idiotic doctrines.

Read the fucking vedas, you dumb plebs.

>>81638679
>arguing with twelve year olds

Anon...

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>>81629205
Randal, like literally all other high IQ people, were Hillary supporters. Drumpfkins consist of rural/suburban retards and self-important fat kids who use the internet and plebbit a lot.

>>81629309
Rename this picture into 'Religion' and I think you're onto something

>>81639067
that "kid" is clearly a Jewish agent`

>>81639205
This.

>>81628428
>Someone made fun of what I believe in. Better get mad.

>Someone got mad that I made fun of what they believe in? Grow up.

Religious people.

>>81638579
Black people being more successful than me makes me salty faggot too, anon.

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>>81628999
This is the gayest shit I've ever seen

lmao

>>81628652

>I AM SILLY

>>81629836
Better than Family Guy.

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>>81638937
Interesting link anon

have you ever heard of the Vienna Circle

>>81630455
>Why so many want to protect this fucking crazy ass interpretation of a religion is beyond me.

Because they hate whites and Christians. It's literally that simple.

>>81641206
>No True Scotsman

You're simple. Retard. Go fuck off to your hugbox if you think this is an argument.

>>81628428
>being stupid enough to believe in god

>>81641288
If you have a better explanation of why atheists on the left defend Islam but slam Christianity, that doesn't involve cultural marxism, let's hear it.

>>81641288
>No True Scotsman

What did the Bill Maher fan mean by this?

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christianity should be grounds for involuntary euthanasia

>>81641422
Its just more socially acceptable, if you call out the flaws in Islam Ben affleck calls you raciest on HBO. Path of least resistance.

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>Homicidal mass extermination gas chambers for the express purpose of annihilating a subset of the population are physically *burp* impossible to construct, Morty. The historians are lying to us Morty.
>Don't let the mainstream version of history tell you otherwise

I thought this was SFW jesus

>>81628652
dude, if a muslim tries to show that he is muslim, yes you should be terrified of him. a real muslim would be just like a random stranger to you.