>I wanted to fuck a woman. But I compromised. I jacked off into a grilled cheese. See where I'm going with this?
>>81621750
he didnt say grilled cheese.
>>81621902
???
there are no shineboxes in my scrapbook
I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggots ass
I think he says napkin or tissue
>>81621750
>I wanted manigot. But i compromise. I ate a woman off of a tissue.
that scene always depresses me because I'm free and can't get a woman
How long was he in the can for?
> tfw you've been jacking off into tissues for 12 years and you're not even jail. Just a permavirgin.
>>81622506
20 years. Not a fuckin' peep neither.
>>81622558
You poor bastard
>>81622558
thats alright if youre 12.
>don ho
Seriously, what did he mean by this?
You know they call me the shah of Iran?
JUST DONT BE FUCKIN AROUND WITH THE WATER
>>81622637
Started jacking off at 10.
>>81622764
Lmao
>>81622764
the shah of Iran don't like it. ROCK THE CASBAH
He was gay, wasn't he?