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>I wanted to fuck a woman. But I compromised. I jacked off

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>I wanted to fuck a woman. But I compromised. I jacked off into a grilled cheese. See where I'm going with this?
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>>81621750
he didnt say grilled cheese.
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>>81621902
???
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there are no shineboxes in my scrapbook
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I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggots ass
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I think he says napkin or tissue
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>>81621750
>I wanted manigot. But i compromise. I ate a woman off of a tissue.
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that scene always depresses me because I'm free and can't get a woman
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How long was he in the can for?
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> tfw you've been jacking off into tissues for 12 years and you're not even jail. Just a permavirgin.
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>>81622506
20 years. Not a fuckin' peep neither.
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>>81622558
You poor bastard
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>>81622558
thats alright if youre 12.
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>don ho

Seriously, what did he mean by this?
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You know they call me the shah of Iran?
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JUST DONT BE FUCKIN AROUND WITH THE WATER
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>>81622637

Started jacking off at 10.
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>>81622764
Lmao
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>>81622764
the shah of Iran don't like it. ROCK THE CASBAH
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He was gay, wasn't he?
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