I was watching Split and I noticed a scene where he leaves some

the main character's boobs are fucking great

If Shyamalan wasnt such a pajeet and kept it a secret that this was a sequel to unbreakable, I might have an answer for you.

ya, his dad died in that train crash

>>81618822
>2000+17
>Liking a guys boobs

>>81617371
Yeah, I definitely noticed the flowers at the train station thing. And do you think Kevin is only 24? He seems a lot older. I was thinking mid 30s. and how hype are you for that final fight James McAvoy vs Bruce Willis?

>>81618822
This. Black girl was top tier too. Based Shyamalan

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>>81618857
uhhh i'm pretty sure Patricia is a girl

>>81618822
this is factual

>>81618894
Shyamalan is a shit director but damn it he knows how to pick some fat fucking titties.

>>81618889
He was abused since he was a child. Maybe that's why he looks so old.
Think about it. If getting raped and tortured for years by her uncle wasn't enough to make the girl have multiple personalities, just imagine what kind of abuse Kevin had to deal with his mother.

>>81619027
she didnt have multiple personalities

>>81618894
>gets her in her underwear early on and she stays that way the entire movie
Is shyamalama /ourguy/?

>>81618961
I'm not the guy you're replying.
I respect Shyamalan for nothing cutting a scene and just moving the camera instead. Go watch the scene where Dunn talks with the woman in the train and Kevin's final scene in Split.

>>81619104
Like I said "wasn't enough to".

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>>81619122
he sure is
if only I could find a better picture

At first I thought that the big twist would be that the rapey uncle was Kevin/the beast and "bald guy" was just the way everyone saw him in his mind

>>81619874
I thought he was going to rape the girls.

>>81619874
What a retarded thing to think.

I liked the blatant TnA.

>>81619122
Thought the same when watching.

I almost said:
>thanks sham
when they had to undress to their underwear early on.

yeah i didn't understand why he had to go to the train to unleash the beast. just to have the scene of him running back to the house.

>>81620077
What the fuck did The Beast do to the girls? Was he eating them? You'd think the news report would cover that or he would be covered in blood.

>>81621845

are you blind?

he had blood around his mouth and there was a hole in the one girl's stomach

>>81617371
[Spoiler]He is the kid in unbreakable with the abusive mother. Bruce Willis resides not to help him, and help the little girls who are getting raped by the janitor. So basically Bruce Willis created him, just like Glass created Bruce Willis.[/spoiler]

>>81621941
I thought the blood in his mouth was from clinching his teeth while bending metal bars. Didn't see a hole in the girl tho.

>>81618950
Do you think when that personality came out his dick split into a labia?

Could Patricia get pregnant?

>>81619122
No feet tho.
The jiggling boobs of the ayy lmao girl were pretty nice tho.

>>81622102
Of course there weren't feet. M Night isn't a filthy fucking degenerate.

Why does Barry get to be in charge?

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>>81622222
because of those fucking digits holy shit

>>81618894
Black girl was ugliest out of three

i was too busy watching the niggra's ass jiggle

this >>81618894

i want to fuck that brown girl
holy fuck top tier selection

>>81622304

shit tier taste my man

>ayyylmao was best
>no black girl was best

>no webms

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>ayy lmao vs black girl every thread
>nobody ever posts about the blonde with the cute tits and thic eyebrows and thighs and pantyhose i want to rub my dick on

>>81617371
I only counted like five personalities

>>81617371

this movie is a great test

if you dont think that brown girl is the best then you have shit taste

>>81622620
i enjoyed all of them tbqh, the niggra's ass and hips, ayy's tits and blonde's thighs/pantyhose/eyebrows

>>81620252
TnA?

>>81621754
His daddy died in a train crash caused by Mr.Glass in Unbreakable. That's what caused his supernatural powers to emerge.

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most kino scene?

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>>81623307
absolutely
>that fucking window

>>81623307
i actually smiled and thought to myself "fucking shyamaladingdong"

>That scene with the psychiatrist when Dennis finally reveals himself to her
>The closeup on McAvoy's face with the different traits shifting from Barry to Dennis

fuark guys that was nice

>>81623467
yeah, mcavoy is probably 90% of the reason why this movie is pretty great. superb actor.

>>81623209
tits n ass

>>81623665
Thanks.

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>Beast described at extremely Tall, Long Fingers, and long hair on his head and back
>Oh shit he's Jaguaro

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I NEED TO MARRY THE BLACK THICCLET NOW
>>81623722
or Blanka

>this complete shit of a movie
>praised by pinheaded retards on /tv/
No surprise there

>>81623307
the girl has nice tits

>>81623932
>praising it
>implying we're not just fapping at the niggra, ayyfu and eyebrowsfu

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>>81623799
>take off your shirt
ooooh yes
>now take off your skirt
yes yes yes yes
yes
>and now take off your other shirt
yesyesyes FUKK yes
>she's still fucking fully dressed by the end of it

>>81623307
I used to dance like this. Actually, I still dance like this.

>>81617371
give me links

>>81617371
I work at the cinema have seen the movie multiple times.
It signals the birth of the beast, and is basicly a gift praising him.

>asks /tv/ some important questions about the movie
>gets a thread talking about tits

never change tv

>>81624111

im gonna tell you this

M Night Shamyalamiam definitely have no idea how much damage a shotgun shot does to the human body

>>81624111
>>81624226
>guy can pry open steel bars
>can push through iron/steel lock
>has to struggle to grab a girl by the leg
yeah no wonder we're talking about tits

>>81624226
He became superhuman. Did you even watch the movie?

>>81622022
You too?Thought I was the only one.

Imagine if she's like, eat this, would you, eat that or would you let her call the beast on you, to rape you. I'd eat, and plug every whole. Don't want the beast to come out and rape and stuff, or maybe I do. I'm so confused.

>>81624111
what questions?

he has 24 personalities because its an arbitrary number it would make a difference if it was 14 or 29 or 11

patricia took the flowers to the train as a greeting for the beast because that train station is where kevins father died that started hus psychosis and where he had to visit to unleash the beast

now shut the fuck up and post some titties

>>81624383

>supermenXD

irrelevant, would've been on the floor after the first shot

>>81623307
KINO

>>81624533
he literally says in the movie his skin turns to rhino hide thickness

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>>81624697

that ass game is unreal

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>>81624697
>>81624828
i'd like to split her asschecks tbqhwy

>>81624533
It's supposed to be supernatural you preteen teen edgy retard

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>>81624003
>ywn lock a cute Black girl in an underground bunker and start a Fritzl family with her
What's the fr*cking point of being alive?

>>81624533
>getting made about stupid twists in a shyamaladingdong movie

u ok retard?

>>81622304
black girl had the thiccest body.

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He deserves an Oscar

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Will we get a Shyamafamalam cinematic universe with Bruce Willis fighting the Beast ?

>>81625635
yes, Unbreakable: Infinity War Pt. 1: The Horde slated for summer 2019

>>81623209
Total nonstop Action

>>81623209
tight nigger assholes

>>81618822
This. As soon as I noticed that the ayy lmao girl was wearing a really tiny white tanktop underneath her blouse I though "fuck I hope she somehow strips down to that before the movie ends" and I wasn't disappointed. She's pure hhhnnnnnngggg

>>81623248
>His daddy died in a train crash
Did he? Is that said in the movie? What part?
I must've missed that

>>81627818
The Beast resides in a train yard instead of in the room with chairs because Kevin's father left on a train.
When the Beast emerges it's on a train.

>>81624944
Hit us up with some caps of the ayy lmao's fat titties, senpai

>>81624944
damn

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>>81628101
how about some webms fham?

>>81628725


Even better, thanks anon

>>81624028

that's it mayne

just go where the tune flows, push it all out

Kevin's dad got on a train and never came back.

Unbreakable was released in the year 2000, so it's safe to assume the events took place around 17 years before Split.

Even though James McAvoy is in his late 30s, I guess we are supposed to assume Kevin is younger so he would be a child during Unbreakable.

Obviously the subtext is that Kevin's father died on the trash crash in Unbreakable, so Mr. Glass created a super hero and super villain from the same event.

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>>81628725
>>81628842

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>Shyamalan cinematic universe

>>81629016
>so Mr. Glass created a super hero and super villain from the same event.
BRAVO SHAMALAN

>>81629016
crashing this train... WITH NO SURVIVORS

I'm glad Shyamalan is back to twist kino instead of big budget schlock

>>81623307

I wonder how retarded he felt doing this scene.

>>81617371
To my understanding the personalities created the beast, he was not an established personality

Does anyone have the webm where he's talking about the sandwich and that it contains Paprika?

The reaction he makes is fucking gold.

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>>81628725
Yeah, what about these cleavage shots, what did he mean by this?

>>81629021
More

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>tfw every single one of the personalities is a better and more developed person than you and he has like 20 of them

>>81630001
He's back in top fucking form and isn't holding back.

>>81620077
yea no sexual action was disappointing

>>81630051
>is a better and more developed person than you

Dennis is literally me though. Only thing he has going for him socially is that he's /fit/, and /fit/ proved that there's more to a successful social life than sick gains.

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>>81630039
say no more
>>81629883
i'll make that now

>>81623307
this need proper sound someone do it and post on /gif/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZJDYlxkM-c

>>81627900
This. It is never explicitly stated that his father died at all, much less in the specific train crash that started Unbreakable. Even the flowers Kevin leaves could've simply been his goodbye after his father left.

>>81623307
>that part where he spazzes the fuck out like an actual kid

Oscar worthy.

>>81630257
Goddamn she's sexy

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>>81629883

>>81617371
That's a great point op and I totally agree with you

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With all the money and fame, do you think, pajeet have a nice bathroom in his mansion. Or he go out and shit on the car driveway, using it as designated shitting street ?

>>81618950
Literally /ourgirl/

>>81630706
He moved to Pennsylvania when he was six months old.

Like every other Pennsylvanian of course he's shitting in his driveway.

>>81629641
He came up with the dance himself. I bet this movie was a lot of fun for him -- low budget, fewer Jewish producers breathing down your neck, no stress of "living up" to something, and you really get to see how versatile you can be while also being in a goofy cornball thriller.

>>81630001
Thrillers and sex are like ice cream and pie, they compliment each other. If you want to go into biochemical bullshit, both sexual arousal and dramatic arousal keep adrenaline high so you can keep the audience keyed up longer without overusing drama.

>>81622222
Witness

>>81630257
She is going to die on a bbc some day

>>81621997

So you are blind.

>>81630706
The latter

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Forgive me breastmen. But I like the booty.

>>81632377
Holy shit the body on that black girl. I still prefer Anya and her boobs because I have a thing for ayy lmao girls, but goddamn.

>>81632377
those thighs too

>>81632377
I'm a tits and ass guy.

>>81632377
Do you think M. Night Shadilay has jungle fever?

>>81632911
Shyamalan strikes me as the kind of guy who'd shove his dick into anything with a pulse.

>>81633083
So an Indian with high standards

>>81623307
Greatest actor of our generation

>>81633152
Pretty much.

I'm just glad that David Lynch isn't the only director who casts women for their looks anymore.

someone spoil the twist so I can watch something else tonight

>>81633331
Have you seen Unbreakable? All I'm saying is if you haven't, don't watch Split until you have.

>>81633331
There is no twist

Alright guys, for those of you who've also seen Split, I have a question:
This movie seems to be fucking impossible to recommend to somebody who hasn't seen Unbreakable. My two best friends,
it turns out, haven't seen Unbreakable, probably due to their awful fucking parents.
How can I get them to watch it first? Also how long should I wait before saying "Let's watch split" after they've seen it?

>>81633365
yeah the one where bruce is a superhero.

>>81633367
come on familia

>>81633458
yeah that's a tough one

You definitely need to game it and be patient

have to make sure they don't make a connection between the two movies if you want them to enjoy that twist

>>81633458
you should wait a couple of days

>>81633458
I think the ending sequence of Split was still great, regardless.

>>81633643
I mean they'll be hype no matter what considering they're both fans of Bruce Willis. I just wanna maximize their hype. I figure a week might work, if they don't make the mistake of googling unbreakable after they've watched it, and see Split all over the fucking place.

>>81633490
The twist is this is Unbreakable 2.

>>81623307
Why have I not seen this film.

Is Shamalyan back?

>>81624697
Is this movie just 3 girls slutting it up for an hour and a half?

>>81621950

No, his parents died in the same train crash Bruce Willis was in.

M Night said this many times.

Post a webm of the Beast climbing the wall.

>>81623722
>Oh shit he's Jaguaro

That's called "foreshadowing" in movies and literature.

So the secret of Shadilay is to not give him a lot of budget or else he will go insane and lay an egg?

>>81629233
>crashing this train... WITH NO SURVIVORS

No, there was 1 survivor. BW's character.

McAvoy's character wasn't on the train as a child, only his parents were.

>>81630299
>This. It is never explicitly stated that his father died at all, much less in the specific train crash that started Unbreakable

M Night has said that his parents dies in that same crash in interviews after the movie came out.

>>81634398
Well that settles that. I figured this was the case. Only wanted to point out that it was never outright stated in the movie.

>>81633331
its a sequel to unbreakable

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i think shyamalan was targeting a certain audience with this scene

>>81617371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W56p3AZEFPY&t=6s
I noticed the movie sucked balls

>>81617371
It was kino.

>>81634968
>worshipping some RLM wannabe

>>81634968
Look away from the mic when you're breathing in, and try talking through your mouth instead of your nose.

Your preparation in general is fucking terrible, and your presentation is boring.

>>81635070
don't you see? he IS the rlm wannabe

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>>81634245

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>>81635550
>that fucking moment when you realize it's all real, he's an actual superbeing, and the stakes went right the fuck up

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>>81635550
Thank you.

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>>81622304
DELET THIS

>>81635675
>this is the polar opposite of the mid movie twist in The Village, where the actual superbeing just turns out to be a retard in a suit

KINO
I
N
O

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>>81635675
>alright so he just stood up straighter and ran back home, jumped a little fence and gnawed on some tummies nothing spec-
>he starts climbing the wall
>mfw

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>>81635675
>when you could easily tell this was going to happen because there wasnt any other logical twist in a shyamamamlan movie

>>81635931
There hasn't been a twist in a shyamamamlan movie since The Village.

>>81635878
Gnawing on that tummy was the most human choice out there

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>>81635878
you didn't realize when he was unstabbable?

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>>81635878
>takes a point blank shotgun blast to the stomach
>it breaks the skin a little bit
>we don't even know if David Dunn can take a bullet

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would you let the beast ravish you?

>>81620077
>>81630176
They made the attempted rape right near the start to appease the SJWs, it was to send a message that no one was going to get raped in the movie. It was at that point that I nearly turned it off.

>>81636209
without a doubt

>>81621845
>Was he eating them?

Not only was he clearly eating them, it was explicitly stated several times. Were you looking at your phone when Patricia described the girls as sacred food?

>>81630051
They are all akward on their own sense, just like all of us

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>>81636227
yeah, the movie should have ended at this point with him pile driving her

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Reminder that The Horde is Shyamalan's answer to Jaguaro, the Soldier Villain who fights the hero with his hands.

>>81618822
Couldn't get over how great they were

>>81630518
from his interviews he seems to be a funny bastard. This is proof he is naturally a funny crazy motherfucker, well... Filth too.

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>first time playing outlast

>>81636104
>we don't even know if David Dunn can take a bullet
he can, but it has to be a sunny day.

>>81636428
All I could think during that scene was "please rip her blouse open please rip her blouse open please rip her blouse open"
And then it actually happened and my dick was diamonds

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HEEERE'S MCAVOY

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>>81636790
I CAN BREAK THESE BARS
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Somebody do a webm of the Beast crawling on the ceiling and punching lights out.

>>81618822
I don't normally think with my dick while watching movies, but fuck me did she have some good tits.

>>81635550
fucking loved this.

>>81636080
shit i didn't even catch that

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>>81636104
>The Horde and David take the fight to the water
>Horde's amphibious

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>>81636862

>>81636952
I don't think failayan will continue that water trend.

>>81636104
The man survived a train crash that killed everyone, without a fucking scratch .

>>81622649
The others aren't really relevant to the plot.

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>>81622222
nice

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>>81637002
Much obliged. Spookiest part when I watched it the first time.

official /kino/

>>81637016
He's looked really hard at Unbreakable when he was writing Split. No legitimate reason for him to ditch David's one weakness.

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umm wtf? why is John McClane in this movie?

>>81623209
Thermo-nuclear Annihilation

>>81637189
He's dunn with Die Hard movies.

>>81637183
so fighting in the rain or a building with sprinklers on an Brucerino is fucked.

>>81624226
>The Beast
>human

>>81623467
Where the fucking veins emerge or recede? I honestly am not sure if that's legit or they CGI'd it, then cut away for McAvoy to got and get amped up for a few minutes, because it's insane if he actually managed that with no physical stimulation

>>81617371
Am I a pleb for thinking this was a Tom Hanks movie the whole time based on the poster?

>>81637223
Nah, watch the movie again. Water affects him the way it would affect a normal human. It's not like it burns his skin or anything like in Signs.

He can just drown like everybody else. Though because his bones are dense, he can also sink like a rock. A rainstorm wouldn't be anything special.

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>post yfw you realized Shyamalan is finally back

>>81637347
so we are safe. He is weirdly OP against the Professor

>>81636952
That's where I'm worried; even if they're in the same series, the decade+ time between movies had a huge jump in power levels. David doesn't necessarily have superhuman capabilities as far as we know while The Horde is Legion-lite.

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>shyamalan is the one that will finally deliver capekino

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literally me

>>81637430
He does have superhuman capabilities, he just never thoroughly explored them in Unbreakable.

We know that he can lift a shitload of weight without hurting himself, and that sever trainwrecks/car crashes/etc don't even break his skin.
We know that he's immune to disease as long as it isn't water induced, as water ignores his powers.
We know that he has Dead Zone style psychic powers, and if he touches someone who's done something inherently wrong, he'll know in detail.

What we don't know is how far his limits are, since again he came into this superhero business very reluctantly. We also don't know if age is a factor.

The same could be said about Kevin, though he's much more willing to push his own limits.

>>81637507
>that subtle trombone zoom

He's back!

>>81637486
>no bvs or suicide squad

My nigga.

>>81637486
>Man of Steel
Anon pls

>>81634220
his father did not his mother, macdingdong also said he was the abused kid in Unbreakable

>>81622222
Quad master I'm janitor

>>81634220
His father died in the train crash. His mother raised him alone and beat the shit out of him daily. Kevin was the kid walking with the woman in the orange coat whose flashback you didn't get to see when David touched her.

>>81627818
The psych lady states it, then Patricia literally goes to the train station with flowers to release / welcome the Beast

>>81633152
Kek, brutal

>>81635550
He does this for no reason though, it annoyed me. Like he just climbs up and over a doorway, not to avoid anything or for any real reason. Would have been way better if the first time he did it was in the corridor when he was taking out the lights

>>81638008
>He does this for no reason though, it annoyed me

To be fair it's in his own house. He most likely just wanted to see if he could do it at all before jumping into actually using it against people. Too nearly all of his personalities seemed to like showing off.

Does someone have a webm of him revealing Dennis to his psychiatrist? That scene was based.

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>>81638169
>you might be pregnant now

>>81638228
Even she was trying not to laugh.

>>81634085
maybe, he indeed made a successful movie but he'll probably fuck up again, lets see

>>81629641
nigga he clearly had shitton of fun making this movie

>>81637657
>he unironically dislikes man of steel
Can't please everyone I guess

>>81631028
plus he got to fuck ayylmaofu

>>81623307
He deserves an Oscar nom for this role desu. He was fantastic.

>>81638169
subs are early breh

>>81623307
>yfw he just did Tom Cruise from Tropic Thunder

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>dozens of superheroes movies, each one with a $200 mi budget
>big studios and renowned directors with a floor full of writers and producers trying to create a cinematic universe
>a blacklisted writer/director makes a movie to a small studio with a few bucks
>it's a success

What a twist!
God bless you, you indian bastard.

>>81624533
Yeah I mean when he handled the solid steel bars like they were noodles was believable but fuck me what the fuck was he thinking when they made him skin ridiculously strong, humans cannot do that!

>>81638294
Three possibilities right now.

First, and most likely, is that Shyamalan learned from his mistakes and appreciates the price of hubris, and is actually working to make good movies again.

Second, he got lucky and managed to shit out a decent movie again.

Third, and craziest, is that he uses his main actors as templates for his films, or even lets them ghost write/direct his movies for him. Sixth Sense and Unbreakable were filmed during and after Bruce Willis's divorce, and turned out to be bleak stories about men with marital problems. Signs had a different tone and was about a Catholic man regaining his faith after tragedy struck. The Village had a bizarre and weak twist that could be attributed to Joachim's eccentricities. Lady in the Water was his lowest-key film that felt like the indie movies where Paul Giamatti got his start. The Happening was about a low-IQ manchild and a doe-eyed valley girl. The Last Airbender was entirely populated by kids, and felt like it was directed by a twelve year old. After Earth was pure unadulterated Will Smith nepotism. Split, involving an actor Night never worked with, felt very different and had an atmosphere that fits McAvoy's somewhat skewed personality.

Unbreakable 2'll be another Bruce Willis movie. I've got high hopes.

>>81638462
Wait, what? Shyamalan is blacklisted? Why?

>>81624697
Holy fucking shit

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>>81638553
I doubt it's an official blacklist. He's just gotten a lot of infamy for his earlier dip in quality. Remember, once upon a time he was on his way to becoming the next Spielberg.

>>81630001
>>81629021
>>81628725
>Extraterrestrial beings look like that?!?!?!?

>>81638553
He criticized movie critics in Lady in the Water and he had a huge fight against a producer because of The Happening.

>>81638666
Critics really are fucking all dishy no takey. Nobody's more thin-skinned than a film critic.

>>81638169
>>81638228
felt retarded laughing at this

>>81624828
>Hedwik finish his dance off.jpg

>>81638705
>Nobody's more thin-skinned than a film critic.
That's why /tv/ is always so triggered.

>>81637507
OH GOD OH GOD

SHE'S LOOKING AT ME

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>>81638794

>>81638191
>>81638455
i just realized its easier to post the audio on wsg instead of recording the subtitles
>>>/wsg/1640991

>>81638913
Hiro should just be a fucking man and allow sound on all boards. There's no point anymore thanks to /wsg/ and "the essence of an imageboard" bullshit made no sense anyway.

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>>81638913
>that subtle eyebrow tilt
So fucking good.

>>81638547
he's a self centered egocentric fuck, he's bound to fuck up once again

>>81638913
>>81639013
He's better get a goddamn oscar. This is next level performance.

>>81639094
Sounds like wishful thinking.

>>81638462
Comeback of the century.

>>81639435
Matthew McConaughey's rebirth was good too.

>>81639518
I unironically enjoy Sahara.

>>81618822
I would play "animals" with her.

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heres the alternate ending

>>81639664
Source?

>>81639711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfEUD-HyFrc

>>81639760
Thank you very much.

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oh shit i never posted this one

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69K61Ex4TX4

>>81639664
>>81639760
I'll bet he'll end up using this in Unbreakable 2.

>praising the "hack" pajeet
This movie wouldve been great if he actually titled as Unbreakable 2 or just mention its a sequel.

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>>81640016
>Kevin becomes the Beast
>is clearly beyond human
>I'm thinking only David Dunn could stop something like this when the shotgun does nothing
>this music kicks in near the end

>>81640044
>this would only have worked if he ruined the surprise ending

You're an actual retard. It was great before it even tied into Unbreakable.

>>81640044
that would ruin the surprise. the twist is that this movie is the origin story of the villain in unbreakable 2.
which is better since when david dunn and the horde fight they are already established
compare to say BvS where having batman introduced and the big fight in the same movie made it a 3 hour clusterfuck

Honestly Mr. Glass got the worst deal out of all of this.

Do you think we will ever get a meeting between Mr. Glass and The Beast?

>>81640044
>THE MOVIE COULDVE BEEN GREAT IF HE ONLY CHANGED THE TITLE OR JUST MADE THE CONNECTION MORE OBVIOUS FOR ME
kys

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>>81640208
Samuel L. Jackson doesn't say no to any offered role anymore and he was actually mad at M. Night for not making a sequel to Unbreakable in the past.

He'll very likely be in it. He's also as broken as it gets, which the Beast would respect. I have no idea whether he'll hate that Elijah killed his father or that he'll love him for it.

What I do know is that if Elijah's in Unbreakable 2, Elijah will almost definitely use the Horde's strength to his advantage. The Horde is a soldier villain meant to fight the hero with his hands. Mr. Glass is the real threat, who fights the hero with his mind.

>>81640199
It's like he sat down, took a long look at the Big Two's biggest mistakes, and dedicated a movie to doing the opposite.

>>81633458
>tfw your friends don't have fifteen years of secret hope built up for an Unbreakable follow up

Even after a few weeks, their hype will never be at our level.

>>81640199
Plus I'm pretty sure Shamalamanda said he wanted the next one to be like Split, in that its a stand alone movie all on its own. Just like Split can be enjoyed without having to watch Unbreakable. Good on its own but also good if you've seen the other.

>>81640472
What if the protagonist is David's son?

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>>81640098
I marked out like a motherfucker.

>David Dunn + Casey Cooke Vs. Mr. Glass and The Horde in Unbreakable 3

but Casey betrays David after The Horde kills her uncle

>>81640833
You get it.

Possibility #2 is that Casey's with the horde from the start and David and his son have to deal with all three of them.

>>81640651
>>81640833
I'm hoping the movie won't be as obvious as a straight up David Dunn vs. The Hoard match.

I'm hoping that he can trick me again and make a movie thats pretty interesting, that I don't know is a sequel until about half way into it.

but probably not.

>>81640833
>>81640862
her story is over, why will she still be in this story?

>>81640833
>>81640862
Why would his son have powers or be able to help in anyway? Doesn't seem like something Dunn's character would allow considering how protective he and his wife were of that little shit.

>pulling a gun on your Dad to prove a point.

>>81640952
potentially, she could have powers too since she is 'broken' like mr glass and the horde
but i doubt she will be the sequel

>>81640932
He said he wasn't gonna announce it until he was absolutely certain that his script would work, and right not it's at the top of his to-do list. He also said that he wanted Unbreakable 2 to also work as a standalone film, but with the previous movies complimenting it.

I'm sure David'll end up fighting the Horde, but I doubt it'll make up the bulk of the movie, and I'm very sure the movie will have themes besides just that fight.

>>81640983
suffering don't get you superpowers other way everyone will be a superhero, the beast just wanted to eat people who never suffered

>>81640978
He's an adult now. Even if he doesn't have powers, he'd at least try to help.

>>81641003
Whatever he does, I'm just glad the possibility of another Unbreakable movie is definitely on the cards and with his recent success, he'd finally be able to make one.

His take on capeshit is easily my favourite.

>>81619871
You don't actually get any good shots of her in the movie, Shyamalan is a hack.

>>81641106
Same here. I was 11 when Unbreakable came out, and I'd been secretly hoping for a follow-up ever since. Then it fucking happens at the end of a movie that I ended up falling in love with. I couldn't believe it.

>>81623307
Is McAvoy going to be the new DiCaprio and get snubbed year after year by the academy while putting on clinic after clinic on how to be a fucking amazing actor with incredible range?

>>81640472
>it's about an asylum worker who is assigned to a certain patient that's exhibiting superhuman qualities
>mr. glass is next door
screenshot this

>>81641317
Well yes until he does something other than movies like this or X-Men or Victor Frankenstein.

I'm sure sooner or later he'll be in some Oscar bait movies soon. Maybe as a cuck or something

>>81641317
He's not a fucking idiot when he's off-script, so I'm sure they'll give him one sooner.

>>81640472
>Just like Split can be enjoyed without having to watch Unbreakable. Good on its own but also good if you've seen the other.

But Split isn't good on it's own if you haven't seen Unbreakable, it's enjoyable, but not good.
Split is a 2 hour commercial for Unbreakable 2 and plays it like such.

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>>81641454
>it's enjoyable, but not good

>>81641454
>Split is a 2 hour commercial for Unbreakable 2 and plays it like such.

How can a movie that has zero connection to another movie until the last couple of scenes play like a trailer for that other movie's sequel?
You're full of shit, anon.

>>81641529
What point are you trying to make?

>>81641454
>being this dumb

>>81641454
wrong

>>81641572
That you're trying too hard.

>>81618856
mom*

>>81641653
*your mom

>>81641568
>>81641581
>>81641621
>>81641638
Listen, I enjoyed watching the movie even without seeing Unbreakable, but the entire ending with the Bruce Willis cameo and sequel hook made it feel like I wasted my time watching a very long teaser trailer which is supported by the fact none of the characters were really developed besides Dennis.

Split had no substance and the ending was incomplete, there wasn't any real closure, it's sort of implied Casey might snitch on her uncle, but no honest confirmation.

>>81641850
huh? it was a story of abuse and coping with abuse. no offense but it speaks brain damage if you forget those because of 30 seconds tacked onto the end of the film

>>81641850
>Split had no substance

It was clearly about abuse and the psychological impacts of abuse. You're just digging yourself deeper at this point. All of Kevin's shown personalities were also well realized thanks to McAvoy's brilliant acting. I really hope you don't become a career film analyst or critic. You're clearly not cut out for it.

>>81640044
The movie was great even before the tie to Unbreakable was shown.

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>>81638169
GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF MY WAIFU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>81641952
Even better, DID is typically a result of child abuse.

Kim Noble in particular is a hell of a case. Molested as a child, she developed 20 main personalities and a shitload of less developed personas. Fourteen of them ended up taking to art, and each one of her artist personas has a distinct style. Really fascinating shit.

http://www.kimnoble.com/virtual_galleries.htm

>>81641317
>desiring an academy award

All Mcavoy has to do is play an Oscarbait character- a Jew in the holocaust or some kind of transgender "pioneer".

>>81640833
I honestly want to see another story in this universe before they tie them all together.

>Saw Split before Unbreakable
I still enjoyed it a lot I had to google Mr.
Glass to know what Bruce Willis meant though,
which is why I went and watched it later that day

>>81642305
I'd totally see a movie of McAvoy being the lead role in a movie about a fab pretend drag queen that goes out every night to get money to pay for his son's illness.

>>81642358
IT'SCUZ OF D KIDZ!

>>81640335
>The Horde is a soldier villain meant to fight the hero with his hands. Mr. Glass is the real threat, who fights the hero with his mind.
>what is Dennis and Patricia

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>>81634854

>>81634854
literally made me think of /tv/ as soon as i got the gist of the thing

>>81641454
>>81641850
Couldn't disagree more. One of this movie's biggest strenghts is how it is able to stand completely on its own and have its own qualities while having a nice little hook at the end that ties it into another movie without it feeling hamfisted.

>>81642730
Comfy thread guys.
Night.

>>81618822
actual reason im downloading this move, having already seen it in cinemas. It was decent regardless but I'm not gonna lie to myself about the rewatch.

>>81642344


https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491764846264.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491766330383.webm

>>81633458
Just do a Shyamalan-athon start with unbreakable finish with split

>>81642344
Wouldn't mind that at all desu

And as much as it makes me sound like a pussy I hope it's shown or alluded to that things turn out ok for Casey ;_;

>>81621754
His daddy left by train, so Beast reemerging from the train is how he imagines his dad's return, The difference between The Beast and the 24 personalities is that the 24 was a way to protect Kevin, but the Horde figured and believe that they were all not enough, so they all believed at the Beast, who they believe as Kevin's dad to protect all 24 of them.

The 24, including Kevin wanted to believe that Kevin's dad is this unstoppable creature, an amalgam of the strongest animals there is, manifested from Kevin's youthful mind in order to protect them from the "mother" and from the world.

in a way, Kevin believed that his father left because he was not pure, and only became so after his mother's abuse, thats why the beast decides and saves anyone he deems as pure

>>81643806
McAvoy is fucking nuts in this movie. If you like this kinda shit you should watch Filth.

>>81622649
>>81637032
I'm glad shamallama did not blow his load and give them all screentime. hopefully we'll see more crazy personalities in the sequel.

>>81638169
>Anya will never tell you you're a good kisser
;_;

>>81640932
>Shyamalan directs three or four more turds to lower everyone's guard

>next comes a thriller about a detective with daddy issues hunting for missing children
>one of the suspects is actually the culprit, revealed in the first act
>the hunt is on
>the detective finally tracks the guy down and cuffs him
>The Horde ambushes and kills the detective with supernatural strength
>fade to black
>David Dunn at his son's funeral
>his son is the detective
>he knows The Horde killed his son
>Dunn goes to see ayyy-fu and tracks the Horde down
>the Horde has a small cult, all indoctrinated due to mental illness and history of abuse, some have mild superpowers but nothing huge
>Dunn v Horde showdown
>The Beast attempts to drown Dunn in what seems like a bit of a bullshit scenario (the cult's hideout is right near the ocean or something)
>Dunn ultimately wins and saves the children who The Horde was trying to give powers, some are actually manifesting but most are just traumatised as fuck
>Dunn confronts Mr Glass in the mental asylum about how The Horde knew about his weakness to water
>Mr Glass hints that there are more out there
>midcredits scene is a woman talking her way through the asylum and having the guards release Glass
>postcredits scene is the Horde waking back up

>>81643806
>fucking It Ain't Me starts playing

>>81617371
This will be the twist at the end of the third Shyamalan capekino.

>>81645603
dunn is kevins dad m8

I think in future movies Kevin will develop new personalities which will grant him further abilities. For example, one may be a detective with genius IQ. He would make a formidable adversary for Unbreakable-Man.

>>81646023
good god, she has some nice titties.

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>>81642508