>school front shot >bell rings >all students immediately

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>THE BELL IS FOR TEACHERS NOT STUDENTS NOW SIT BACK DOWN

>in line for school lunch
>lunch lady plops what looks like pig slop onto some kids tray

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>nerdy kid gets trapped inside his own locker

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>character goes into phone booth
>finds number in phone book
>rips the entire page out

>hot girl actually talks to the nerdy kid in the school

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>teacher yells about homework as the kids rush out of the room

>>81610151
Well to be fair, I was always one of those kids who pre-packed all my shit just before the bell and as soon as the bell starts I was already on my feet storming out like someone called in a bomb threat

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>>81610151
>bell rings
>teacher in hallway gets trampled by the mop of students

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>>81610252

>>81610532
In what kind of shitty school does the teacher allow the bell to control the student's movements? The teacher is going to finish up regardless of the bell and you're already late if the period bell rings and you're not in class.

My high school didn't even have bells since they really don't serve a purpose since clocks and watches are a thing.

>School shooting scene
>Everyone hides under the tables

>watch American movie
>schools have alarms like bomb warning every hour
>finally understand why American kids kill their school with gun

>students have to read their home made poems to the rest of the class

>>81610591
At my old school the teachers were usually done 5 minutes prior to the bell anyway, and usually let us leave early

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>School is divided into cliques like jocks, cheerleaders, preppies, goths, nerds etc with a strict hierarchy

Are american schools actually like this?

>>81610591
>>My high school didn't even have bells since they really don't serve a purpose since clocks and watches are a thing.
American schools have the alarm because is part of CIA training of public for the police state.

>>81610715
mine was.

all the hot/cool girls played sports though

>brit school
>characters don't pray to allah

>>81610715
I went to a private all boys school so I have no clue

>>81610715
YES becaus american is preparing for future communist state to put people in jobs where they are best but don't want it.

it all starts in school so open your' eyes!

>>81610715
not really

when I went to highschool there were only 3 cliques: cool people, skivs, and weirdos.

>>81610757
>went to a private all boys school
>>81610757
How many cocks did you suck and what is your husband's name?

>>81610757
>private all boys school

never understood this

what's the point? so you can have touch-each-others-peepees class?

>>81610778
>skivs
what is a skit

>having final exam in american college
>dead quiet total silence
>suddenly someone sneezes
>entire class abandons order and discipline and yells BLESS YOU in unison

americlaps are fucking obsessed with sneezes

>"cool" kids smoking weed under bleachers

>>81610757
Were there any gay dudes that all the straight dudes fucked?

>>81610799
>>81610813
I guess the reasoning is that you don't get distracted by girls and so study harder. Of course the downside was it made me autistic around them as I spent my entire formulative years interacting with almost no girls other than my sister and female teachers. It wasn't all bad of course, you make some great mates and if you're into sports it's amazing because there's a lot more comraderie and every student there plays something.

>>81610825
It's a term that was used where I grew up to describe weirdos who have no life. They usually do things to try and look cool, like smoke cigarettes or fight other weirdos, but they're still weird and nobody hanged out with them besides other skivs. They'd almost NEVER go to class and they're only a step up from full blown retards.

>school front shot
>bell rings
>students get hit with hail of gunfire

GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>81610904
STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT OUR TRADITIONS STUPID EUROPOOR

>>81610875
>Were there any gay dudes that all the straight dudes fucked?

Nah. I think there was maybe one gay guy at the school but he only came out when he graduated. Gays aren't picked on per se in the system but there's a sort of expectation that they won't act openly gay since odds are they've seen a lot of guys' dicks and said guys would get mad if they felt they were being checked out my another dude.

>>81610799
>>81610875
>>81610813
It wasn't that bad. We played this game called Soggy Sao were you all cum on a biscuit and whoever cums last has to eat it. You make mates for life that way.

>>81610832
>bong in bong school
>doing final exam
>your state sanctioned safe charcoal writing piece breaks
>raise hand to ask for help
>police jumps to stop your highly aggressive gesture
>banned from exams forever
>back in your state sanctioned safety mud hut under the Big Achmed
>Mohammed the slavemaster comes knocking
>whips you for not paying your slave Allah tax
>cry yourself to sleep

>>81610953
Hey we called that Soggy Biscuit at ours.

>>81610151
Is it standard for schools in America to have a bell ring when class ends, or is it mainly a movie thing?

>>81610649
Nice bait euro pig

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>>81610986
yeah SAO is just the preferred brand

>european school
>bells replaced by the muezzin call to prayer

>>81611042
Which country do you live in anon?

>>81611068
>le 60% white faec xD

>>81611121
Australia

>>81610594
That's what the school get's you to do. When I went to highschool we had drills about once or twice a year where you are meant to go under your desks. It never made sense to me, a school shooter can still see you under the desk.

>>81611158
No shit same here. Which high school did you go to?

>>81611068
>be britbong student
>go to science fair with my model volcano
>every other student has some sort of explosive divece as their project
>get heckled out of the fair for having white skin
>go home and cry to me mum while she feeds me baked beans

>>81611213
>>81611158
ITT: two anons from down under learn they've eaten each other's semen

>>81611213
I went to school in Queensland, for starters.

>>81611017

It's standard in my country.

>>81611287
better call you're mom to the chat too then

Which clique were you


>autistic nerd
>cool nerd
>theater kid
>band kid
>emo/punks
>christian kid
>burnout/slacker
>hipster
>skater
>jock
>metalhead
>preps
>hick

>be American
>go to a diner for breakfast
>pay $20 tip for $30 meal
>get shot by waiter because i didn't tip 80% minimum
>stumble outside and call 911, they say they'll send over the proper authorities right over
>tip the 911 operator
>police arrive and i groan with relief
>they shoot me a couple times because they took the groan as hostile behavior
>tip the cops as they handcuff me and put me in the ambulance
>arrive at the hospital
>tip the ambulance guys as they hand me a $10,000 bill for the ride
>get wheeled into OR to treat my wounds
>tip the doctors and nurses as they do the final stitching
>get billed $500,000 after being discharged, tip the receptionist
>get home
>finally able to relax after the whole ordeal
>or so i thought, the mortgage guys are over to get the next installment for my flimsy wooden house
>tip the bankers as they leave
>get a call from my boss, says im fired for missing work today
>tip the boss for his trouble
>later in the evening i shart myself because i wasn't able to get to the bathroom on time due to the wounds
>tip walmart

>>81611310
My school didnt have cliques because it wasnt degenerate

>>81611310
What are `preps`

>>81611310
>tfw the christian kid
>tfw everyone was the christian kid

>>81611195
That's still better than just standing around.
The best thing in my opinion would be to topple the tables over and use them as cover.

>>81610949
So a lot of guys fucked the resident booty hole and didnt want him acting openly gay lest their secret be revealed?

>>81611289
>Be Queenslander
>Wake up and see drunk teenager on schoolies fall off of his apartment balcony
>Make a quick trip to Wet and Wild while eating breakfast
>Offer a quick prayer to my Pauline Hanson shrine before leaving for work
>Drive 200 kms to office
>Have to steer around line of job applicants stretching through the carpark
>Floods wash me away before I can enter the building
>God bless this great state

>>81611420
Yeah same. For the most part the smart kids at my school were also athletes and everyone was generally friends with everyone else


We graduated about 100 students though

>>81611310
>burnout/slacker

But I mingled with the nerds and punks

>>81611310
I was none of those. I was the kid that just went unnoticed.

>>81611436

Annoyingly nice normies who try to be everybody's friend.

>>81611420
Sounds shit Tbh

>>81610151
>SCHOOOOOOOOOLS OUT FOR SUMMAH

>>81611556
Did you carry a katana around?

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>>81611436
their parents have a lot of money

>>81611310

Burnout/slacker, theatre kid, and autistic nerd all at once.

>>81610594
>school shooting scene
>interpretive Maori war dance saves the day

>>81611436
Kids that wore North Face and Patagonia. Puca shell necklaces, Clarks wallabees, etc.

>>81610594
>school shooting scene
>shooter is portrayed as the bad guy instead of the bullies who drove him to it

>>81610953
in America is called Cracker Jack

>>81611472
No, the best thing to do is everyone rush the shooter at once. My teacher actually said that and it makes sense. Everyone will need a huge set of balls though.

>>81611310
band kid. My friends and I all lived in the band hall basically

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>hot, popular girl talks to student once
>idiot student believes it's some notion of interest and clings onto it for a little too long
>hot, popular girl continues hanging with the other hot, popular people, forgets about entire exchange
H-hate these scenes

>>81611436
people who prep the bull

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>>81610875
>that all the straight dudes fucked?
>straight

>>81611556
aka autistic nerd

>>81611747
>not blowing off steam by gangbanging the girliest guy in your group

It's just a stress thing

>>81611310
>cliques sorted neatly into categories

I dunno man, punk? I was pretty good at handball which was really popular where I live tho, so I'm not sure. We all kind of got along because not everyone's an asshole.

>>81610442
That's why we can't have nice things.

>>81610715
Unfortunately, yeah. I was in the school shooters group. By the time I was in high school, everyone seemed to belong to our clique though.

>it's a hot girl and her friends kidnap and rape an awkward freshman boy to haze him episode

>>81610252
>Lunch lady is ugly and has a mole or something

>>81611068
it's your turn soon too, faggot

https://twitter.com/GoldingBF/status/852290492461199360

>>81611608
>School shooting scene
>Cafeteria worker tackles the shooter while four gay guys distract him with dancing

>>81610177
kek forgot about that shit

>>81611747
>He doesn't fuck the weaker guys to assert dominance
What are buddy? Gay?

>>81610442
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman had a great moment about that.
"Some jerk tore out the page I want from the phone book."
"That's terrible Lois."
>Lois grabs the phonebook from the next booth and tears out the page.
"Lets go!"

>>81610442
Phone books were a diamond dozen back in those days. They could be replaced without any effort at all.

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>>81610177
>no one listens

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>>81611310
>swim team
>theatre
>fucking great at math
>played a little football
>played a little on the drum line
>mixed racial high school, mostly black and Hispanic (southwest Houston)
>still got prom king

I have transcended

>>81610716
This. We had an assembly once and our principal specifically told us the only reason she kept the bells was because we were expected to be able to respond to alarms.

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>tfw there was a teacher that wanted my dick in highschool but I was too much of a pussy to slay her

>>81611678
>implying
A person being bullied doesn't justify a shooter taking it out on the other innocent students.

>>81612444
Yet you're on 4chan.

Really activates my almonds.

>>81611708
best option but will literally never happen in any reality

>>81610442
What is a "phone book?" you mean like a kindle?

Is there any good movies about school shooting?

>>81612540
Not everyone here is a fucking loser like you

>>81611310

>drugs

I mean, I guess burnout/slacker, but my first two years I played baseball and then my parents split so I started doing every drug available, and all my friends were teenybopper methheads at that point. We sort of fit in with everybody because a lot of people liked doing drugs, and we all had friends of friends who had their fingers in something.

>>81612540
best site to read at work

>>81611068
>American school
>everything is unhealthy in the school menu

>>81611436
Kids that are reasonably popular and do well in school, usually well off.

>>81610151

>students explode out the front door

I haven't seen many high school dramas set in Syria

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>>81610904

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>>81610151

>Highschool students
>All actors are in their late 20s

>>81612988
Americans are a bit slow

>>81611310
autistic

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>>81611310

Burnout slacker


>Implying a low income inner city public school won't graduate me lest they lose funding

It's all about the game

>>81612540
Because this site hasn't been a place for normalfags to come when they want to act a little edgier than what reddit allows for years now

>>81612748
>projecting

>>81612506
>not understanding that it was a joke

>>81612772
We had salads. Don't get mad that your school is a mudslime sanctuary.

>>81613584
>We hate salads
fixd

>character is trapped by jigsaw
>character doesn't immediately commit suicide

>>81613669
True desu, but we did have healthy options. That was the point I was making.

>>81610151
>bully is wearing a football jacket

>Be me, and oldfag
>see friends from high school posting online about keeping god in the pledge of allegiance and how we need prayer in school
>remember them in school, mumbling their way through the pledge and never praying, just like everyone else
>they are old and trying to get in to heaven

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>>81611310
none of the above

>>81611947
>Lunch lady sounds like she smokes a pack of cigarettes a day and is wearing a hair net.

>>81610151
>character is a senior
>looks like he's 26

>>81610442
>The Game
>Michael Douglas asks if can borrow the Yellow Pages
>rips the entire phonebook out of the wall and takes it

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>teacher doesn't let students out when the bell rings
>now I'm going to be last in lunch line and I'm going to have to sit at a table where people already ate

>>81610715
yes that's basic psychology to want to be in a group and change your personality to belong to it. Just look at the GOP and retardation.

What movies did you guys have to watch in school. In 2003 I was a Junior in American History and during the Vietnam section we watched Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Apocalypse Now, and Forrest Gump.

>>81614751

>Just look at the GOP and retardation.

Holy shit, Leftists accusing anyone else of group-think and caving to peer-pressure?

Are you shitting me? Is this topsy-turvy world?

>>81610515
>"Don't forget to read chapters five and six till tomorrow!"
>"I expect to find all your English assignments on my desk Monday morning! Don't be late! That goes for you, Dylan!"

>tfw you were the alpha chad thundercock in high school

I laugh at all of your lives.

>>81611708
>Shooter enters classroom
>Only the chad is brave enough to rush him
>Gets gunned down
>Shooter is satisfied and leaves

It's good advice for thinning the Chad herd

>>81612772
Not really, michael obamo ruined school food

>>81612140
a dime a dozen*

>>81610177
>anglosphere teachers do this too
I thought this was a post-soviet country only meme

>>81610497
>heyyy, there, anon!
>Stacy, Jessica and me were wondering if you'll be a cool guy and let us copy your homework
>you're a nice guy, aren't you?
>*wink*

>>81611024
Yuropoor schools have bells too. Must be a turd-worlder or from one of the gender studies prison hotel nations up north.

>>81615734
>tfw I made people pay 1 dollar for a copy of my hw

Dont be a retard, anon

>>81610497
>>81615734
Man, there was this hot latina in my class and she used to ask me if she could copy my homework cause she didn't have any friends to copy from.
Too bad i always sperged and acted like an asshole, she was the only person who treated me nicely in that class and she used to walk home alone.
Can't believe i was that fucking retarded.

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>it's a US vs UK thread

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>>81614163
Me too

>>81612444
You only won because the handful of whites were actually able to coordinate votes.
This ended with you having around 5, and everyone else having 2

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>School movie
>main character is planing a big heist
>goes to the school nerd
>bribes him with comic books to hack into the school

>>81610715
That was more middle school desu, but there was a lot of crossover at my school at least. Some of the people playing football were also in the STEM program, some weirdos we're kinda funny enough to b rank

>>81615946
Never said I did it. Never caved to these faggot requests since my allowance was sufficient and I was too lazy to do anything not absolutely necessary. Stacies learned quickly and never acknowledged my presence after that.

>isn't that illegal?
>well, no, but do you want to tell him that?

>>81611310
The one who was autistic and creeped on creepers. Caught one diddling an underclassmen. I uploaded it on facebook through a fake profile.
Saw another teacher always perving on students. Looking at their booties and down their shirts.

>>81611310
Can't I be a bit of everything? I played in a band, got bullied, but also bullied some. Pretty austistic, but not nerdy enough to be cool even when uncool. Skated at some point, hated it. Fucked emo girls, not christian, no jock, listened to metal but not metalhead, not a prep, don't know what hick is

>be me
>struggle with precal
>decide to go to tutoring after school
>only one there
>teacher is a 9/10
>she succed my penor
>went from a boy to a man

>>81611310
Theater kid/hipster, but our theater program had a lot of jocks and other normies so it wasn't too bad.

>Bell rings while the professor is in the middle of lecturing and writing on the blackboard
>Students get up and begin walking out while he's in mid-sentence
>He yells out the assignment for next class as they leave

>>81610715
Not really
If you're not an autist and act friendly you can get along with people in all three of the groups: popular people, normal people, weirdos

>>81615959
>It's a UK ever thinking they have a chance against the US thread

>>81611310
Except I had blonde hair and slightly cooler tattooes.

>>81616881
t. things that didn't happen

>>81614601
God I love that movie

>>81611436
Specifically attendees of prepatory schools, though the term is often extended to anyone who dresses like he attends a prepatory school. This >>81611602 is a good example of what one looks like.

>>81616881
>Be this story
>But teacher was a man

>>81615653
be careful newfag, it's a doggie dog world here

>>81615653
>being this new

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>>81617316
Whoops.

>>81610715
Some are, some are not.
I never had to deal with being put into a clique because I was friends with everyone.

>Instead of the classic goths/nerds/jocks/stoners social order the school has a bunch of cliques nobody's ever heard of.
>cowboys
>coffee kids
>white rastas
>TV station kids
>Persian mafia

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SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER

>>81611310

Band kid. It was the best

>>81611310
Transitioned from skater to emo in my early teens.

>>81612772

I know mine was

>>81614938

yeah fag, deal with it

>the hall monitor is mad with power

>>81611310
Cool nerd I guess. I was an undercover autist for my entire school years. I convinced the cool kids I was one of them early on and they never in 6 years found out about my embarrassing hobbies.

Every time they came over to my house I had to hide all my shit in the attic though, so that kinda sucked

>>81611310
>wigger
hung only with black kids and only fucked black girls, talked black. You guys would have hated me.

>>81610151
>explode out the door

was this intentional?

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>hot science teacher
>bends over
>all boys tit 90 degrees
>girls roll their eyes

>>81622679
>all boys except for the nerd too focused on his advanced calculator

>>81615661
Post Soviet countries have schools?

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>>81610886
At my high school we called those people "zoo kids" they was a patio that you could eat lunch at and that's where all those kids hung out and so we referred to it as a zoo because they were always rambunctious out there.

>>81610886
So what's the difference between a skiv and a weirdo?

>>81610591
>t. pissy teacher

sidenote the captcha made me choose all the images with whiteboards ive never had that before fucking weird

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>bell rings
>all the students manage to leave really quickly
>none of the students take ages packing their bags while dropping a bunch of shit in the process
>none of the students awkwardly wait for the other students to leave so they can speak to the teacher alone, who then leaves before you can get her attention

>>81622953
Not >>81610886 but I guess "weirdo" is more of a broad term.

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>>81610151
>Bullies beat up the protagonist and he gets a bloody nose/bruises
>Dosent even run home crying like I did

>>81611310
i was a burnout and an autistic nerd at the same time i smoked weed with my close friends but if any one else tried talking to me i was incredibly retarded. In 9th the hottest girl in our grade was into me and she tried talking to me and i just got really red and started stumbling on all my words dont smoke weed kids it makes you autistic

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>kids go to principals office
>THIS IS GOING ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD

>>81610442
Holly shit, do americans really do this ?

>>81623826
>tfw i had to go to the principal's office cause some whore lied about me hitting her and then my dad had to go see the counselor to talk about it
Thank god it was more than a decade ago, if it was nowadays i would've been on detention for a month cause of muh poor womyn.

>>81611024
>>81611068
>>81611220
>>81617222
>seething amerisharts

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>>81610177
>THE BELL DOESNT DISMISS YOU I DISMISS YOU

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>>81623826
>mfw you learn permanent records arent even a real thing

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>>81610442
I watched Terminator recently and it struck me as very convenient as they did it.

>>81610515

>green eyeballs

>>81610743
Yep. Also, the "cool" guys were mostly really smart too.

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>school front shot
>bell rings
>all students immediately explode

>>81610715
Yes. But my clique was a blend of athlete/nerd.

>>81610715
like 10 or 20 years ago but not now

>>81611310
Nazi kids

>>81624417
there were a bunch of nazi kids at my school but they didn't last long and they were too pussy to come to class with their outfit anyways

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>>81610594
>let the bodies hit the floor starts playing

>>81624463
Nah we werent skinheads though

The fact that I'll never get to experience life as a relatively popular American highscooler makes me really sad.

>>81611394
good 1

>>81611017
yes

>>81617625
what a kino school

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>>81610252
>>81611947
>>81614271
>lunch lady spits and sneezes on food

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>>81610252
>>81611947
>kid talks shit about the food or fucks with the lunch lady somehow
>she refuses to give him any food the next time he stands in line or does something to it

>>81624541
This, the most interesting thing that ever happened at my school was when a Kenyan and an Iraqi kid had a staged fight and the cops showed up

t. yuropoor

>>81610953
It's called Limp Bizkit in Australia.

>>81611310
Cool nerd/skater. Half my school was cool nerds/slacker/jockeys while the rest were whatever. Chill times.

>>81610591
in really big ones.

normal schools just have bells when class is supposed to start, and (cant remember) a warning bell like 2 mins before that.

then the usual beginning of the day bell, and end of day bell.

>>81610715
its really all about the hot girls

>>81610594
>School shooting scene
>Kids defeat the shooter with well aimed food cans

>scene takes place in a classroom
>lesson isn't appropriate for the age group either too young or too old

this is almost as bad as when 'scientists talking about something in a way that a cinema audience can understand'

>>81617411
Dog eat dog idiot

>science fair coming up
>student makes something way better than any teenager could do because a whole film production team worked on it

>>81611506
You forgot

>avoid the dozen or so animals that can effortlessly kill me

Other than that spot on m8.

>>81626212
newfag

>>81624541
I was attractive, smart, and went to a comfy American school. I was still autistic as fuck and even the 1/100 that's ultra popular peak in HS anyways.

But at least they fucked some prime staceys

>>81624541
i remember we gave the foreign exchange student this experience.

he lost his virginity to an 8/10, went to some crazy parties too.

best thing was that he was also made other friends, so its not like he relied on us too

>>81622679
girls roll their eyes because they want to admire the whole teacher's body

>>81611310
autistic nerd and then theater kid/hipster

>>81610904
>school front shot
>bell rings
>students get mowed down by trucks driven by aloha snackbar rapefugees

YUROLAND YES

>>81610715
its really about the hot girls.

the guys who hang with hot girls are cool, the guys who have sex with the hot girls are the top of the food chain.

at my school most of the hot girls were cliqued up, except ones that partied and ones that didnt. so they hung with guys that partied and didnt party

so that led to 2 different groups of cool kids until senior year when the non partied started partying.

also being a cool partier is a fucking struggle since you had to network every friday to find out where the parties were.

yes i was in the popular party clique

>last day of school
>students are looking at the clock
>bell finally rings
>this starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEm0ug03Mzw

>lunch break starts
>students don't waste half of it queuing up to get at their lockers
immersion ruined.

>>81614841
History and English teachers always had patrician taste in high school.

>9th and 10th grade History
>watched Spartacus and Duckman
>11th grade English
>watched Platoon and Hamlet from the '90s with based Mel
>12th grade English
>lets me bring in Inglorious Bastards for whole class towards end of year

My 12th grade English teacher was also my film teacher too and he remains the best teacher I've ever had.

>>81626722
>your school used lockers

at mine the whole time was spent socializing. lockers were too spread out

everyone had massive backpacks and strong backs as a result

Aren't americans scared of going outside and be shoot by some lonely white virgin?

>>81610953
So the only straight person in the group has to eat cum...

>>81627104
Not since I have my trusty 9mm

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>>81610177

>>81627104
There is a code where you don't shoot other lonely, white virgins.

>>81610967
This really LM'd my AO

>>81627104
Aren't yuros feeling a bit weird for talking about shootings when they have terrorist attacks and snackbar chimpouts on a weekly basis?

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>>81610177
Fuck outta here teach

>>81626737
He sounds like a good guy. I hope you told him so. Teachers appreciate the hell outta that.

>>81612140
But they're not going to replace it just because of one missing page.

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>Hot girl walks down school hallways
>It's in slow motion

>>81611310
autistic cool guy

>>81612988

Even worse is when some actors are the right age, while others look old enough to be their parents, like in The Breakfast Club.

>>81611310
Hipster I guess. Theatre as well but I went to an arts high school so it kinda doesn't count.

>>81628547
>she stops in a hot pose and lets her hair down and whips it around

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>ugly nerdy girl is the main character's friend
>on prom night she's fixed up, without glasses, and is by far the prettiest girl around

>>81626606
>since you had to network every friday to find out where the parties were.

jesus christ that sounds like hell

>>81610746
>American school
>todo el mundo habla español

>>81624541
So Americans have a better time at school than university? Because my experience at uni was superior in every way to secondary school.

>>81610497
This happened to me a lot but wasn't nerdy but wasn't quite popular til grade 12 when I started drinking