>Ah yes! I was wondering what would break first, your spark or your chassis!
>NO OPTIMUS! I DON'T WANNA DIE! PLEASE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>81602378
You're a bad guy.
>>81602256
Based Bay BTFOing the kid friendly bots
>>81602256
I swear even with no sound i can hear the smash
these graphics look sick
should I watch them all starting with the first movie?
>>81602876
I once asked for some Eurobeat to be put to this and it was but I didn't save it in time.
>>81603017
no one cares
that meme is worse than jojo trash
>>81602848
Skip the even-numbered sequels and read the synopses instead.
>>81603164
Yes? You're in a transformers thread, liking shit isn't bad.
>>81602876
>religion of peace.wmv
>>81602848
Watch the first, that's by far the best one. If you like that go ahead with the others
>>81602256
>>81602399
Optimus "War crime dispute does not compute" Prime
>>81603214
I always thought starscream looked way too wide at the shoulders.
Also, the first was Kino because megatron was menacing, after the first movie he was a little bitch that got slapped around all the time.
>>81603319
Looks like they're making him badass again in this one
>>81602256
these designs make my eyes hurt
>>81603319
imo, the entirety of the Chicago assault in 3 was pure kino too.
>>81603537
I hope Hugo Weaving's on the job again
>>81603214
How come the first Transformers from 2007 has the best CGI by far? Everything looks so fake in the newer ones.
>>81602256
>fucks up Bumblebee
>tries to kill Marky Mark
>decapitates half a dozen robots
What is his fucking problem?
no seriously, fuck the meme
>>81603987
He's been brainwashed, that nymphlet transformer that had him chained up and was tickling his roboprostate is manipulating him.
>>81602256
Cool looking game, will it support 4k?
>>81602256
Can't unsee Prime in a Bikini top.
>>81604120
DAMMIT
>>81603907
I feel like the older decepticons used darker more neutral colors that looker more like "robots in disguise" but now all of them are really flashy and reflect lots of light which makes fights look like a clusterfuck. The helicopter decepticon looks great in the end of the first movie.
Primal > Prime
Give us true Transformers kino.
Give us Beast Wars.
>>81603860
Frank Welker's voicing him
>female robot brainwashes Optimus to make him evil
what the fuck, I hate women now
>>81604226
Man I hope Marky Mark shoves a science gun up her USB port.
>>81604211
eeyooooo
Kino
>>81602256
AAAARGH, HELP ME TONY!
>>81604211
TRUKK, NOT MUNKY!
>>81604296
hopefully we get some man on she-transformer action, that scene in rise of the fallen made my peenus weenus feel good
>>81602876
>AAAAAND CUT
>>81602256
>your engine or your chassis!
>>81603214
the first transformers was kino
every other one is absolute shit
>>81602876
fuck; of all the bad luck being anywhere else as the poll is yanked down and ud be fine and not currently on fire under the wheels of a truck
>>81604211
This show had excellent writing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72EplJzOJjg
Dinobot's speech at the start of that video is KINO.
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is that propane is a clean, efficient alternative to charcoal
>>81604357
Literally kino
>>81604211
This.
I will only watch Transformers when it will be Beast Wars.
>>81603537
based Galvatron coming to save us from Psycho Optimus.
>>81607779
Calling it:
>Megatron fights Prime for his own agenda
>Something breaks up their fight/Someone fixes Prime while he's distracted
>Prime kills the fuck out of his Creators
>Megatron backstabs Prime (again)
>Megatron finally gets put down for good
>Bee/Hot Rod becomes new leader of the Autobots.
>>81607450
these movies would be so great if the target audience wasnt children to sell toys
just get rid of human drama and characters and it would be battlefield kino
>>81602876
>someone tries the prometheus escape in real life
JUST PEDAL TO THE SIDE