A dark force threatens Alpha, a vast metropolis and home to

>>81602026
She looks like a bitch and no she isn't.

>>81601768
>>81602026
>>81602057
She's got brow ridges bigger than the guys I know.

>>81601768
cara is a qt, but still got my reservations on besson.

might end up being great, or a disaster, or something in between.

kinda looks like zac efron with long hair

>>81601768

this movie NEEDS to be somewhat successful

i want more sci fi movies PLEASE JEWLYWOOD PLEASE

>>81601768
>A dark force threatens Alpha, a vast metropolis...
even the blurb is yawn inducing.

>>81601768

cum in eyebrows.

>>81601768
I want to fuck Cara straight.

>>81601768

Its like a rip off of star wars and the fith element colours with the cast of trainspotting

>>81602709

John Carter in space

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>>81602026
>cute
>still looks the same as a boy
>changes when she's a girl

>>81602753

i still would granny cara.

>>81601768
>Valerian and Laureline

if you were on the planet Alpha and you had to fuck either Valerian and Laureline to save the galaxy but fucking Laureline would give you aids and if you fucked Valerian the whole galaxy would know youre a fag forever, who would you choose?

>>81602753
...Billy Zane!

>>81602089
doesn't say much for your Australopithecine friends, does it?

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>>81603882
>>81602753
Clearly Hayden Christiansen

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>>81602709
>Its like a rip off of star wars and the fith element

so, Luc Besson is ripping off Luc Besson? that fiend!

also, Star Wars ripped the fuck out of Christin and Mezieres, the artists for this film.

>>81602026

damn, she's got a nice pair

>>81601768

i like space fantasy and hand built junk, but these two don't seem like the most captivating leads

>>81604306
Pair of what? you cant even see her breasts clearly in that gif

Ton of bad lines dropped there. Nothing kills a film more than poor dialouge.

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>>81604408

>>81601768
the first trailer i saw of this made it look like some jupiter ascending bullshit.

but this, this has got some interesting and unique visuals. i think ill see it in the cinema now.

>>81601768
dane dehaan was a terrible casting choice

also cara isnt a strong choice either

>>81604594
>dane dehaan was a terrible casting choice
this
hes meant to be playing some masculine, action-y, leading man but dude looks like a milquetoast motherfucker.

>>81604059
I'm legit excited about this one. For starters, because it's not a sequel, a remake, or some other CU's sidequel.

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>>81601768
dafuck

>>81601768
sounds animu-like

>>81602753
>not having an androgynous fetish
fucking plebbitors I swear

>>81604059
replace sister with mother and you have dune

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I want to suck her toes and fuck her eyebrows

>>81604642

It's an adaptation, which is just as bad.

I don't get the eyebrows meme. What's wrong with them?

>>81601768
Could have been good if they would have cast a better girl than eyebrow chick. She cant act. Will download only.

>>81605633
Some peopel are intimidated by big, prominent eyebrows.

In her case I think it's mainly the way either the lighting or mascara accentuates her ridge

>>81602026
is ther a glass or why the fuck is her soles so flat

>Budget for film: $209 million
SHIT it must be good then right?

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>>81606893

Flat feet is a real condition.

>>81606987

I don't know what I want more, Cara making TayTay and Karlie her human ponyslaves or them making her their little poodlegirl

>>81606987
She seems like a massive attention-seeker who thinks way too highly of herself. Really good eyebrows tho.

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>>81604641
they want the numale audience

>>81607112

listening to her GTA5 DJ clips is seriously dangerous for my heart

>>81602026
Ewww those kangaroo feet

>>81607059
She's clearly a self-important cunt, but goddamn, the things I would do for a chance to lick her belly and asshole.

>>81605572
>cunt
what did she mean by this?

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>>81607133
I like that video where she interviews her mom. Her mellow speaking voice is so nice

>>81601768
>special operative Laureline

wasn't she supposed to be his fucktoy he picked up on Earth when he was time traveling to middle ages?

>>81607058
>Cara making TayTay and Karlie her human ponyslaves
Didn't know I needed that in my life

hot

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>>81607141
>she will never call you a loser in a thousand different ways while forcing you to lick her sweaty butthole clean
>she will never leave you blueballed afterward, watching with disgust as you're left to jerkoff as she gets dressed and leaves

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>>81607058

tranny

Cara getting over the girl stage and taking dick on camera when??

>>81607236
HNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH

>>81607371
>kiss it loser

>>81602709
This literally inspired star wars senpai.

>>81607974
why does modeling pay so well again? it's literally just

>roll certain features in your genetic lottery
>strike silly poses and wait for someone take pics of you

>>81608081
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>81601768
The voiceover in that trailer is Cara right?

>>81607974
Kek, that first shot unirioncally looks like something out of BLACKED.

>>81601768
How does this ugly chick keep.getting film roles?

>>81608081
>why does modeling pay so well again

But it doesn't unless you make it really big. It's actually a stressful job with a high risk.

>strike silly poses

Not as easy as you think.

>>81608150
Leave my waifu alone please. You're not welcome here senpai.

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>>81601768
That thing is a tranny. disgusting.

>>81601768
I want to touch her eyebrows.

looks fucking sick awesme i love it

>>81608081
because of supply & demand.

there's a small supply of and large demand for highly attractive women

>>81608245
>there's a small supply

What are you talking about? Modeling is very competetive.

>>81601768
Cara is for ______

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>>81608208
lewd

>>81608288
Breeding!

>>81608288

snuggles

>>81608288
Having all to myself, REEEEEEEEEEEEE please leave.

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>>81608288
Kisses

>>81601768
Actually looks pretty cool.

>>81602709
actually the fifth element was a rip off of v&l

>>81604037
Darth.....Vader.

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>>81608081
Because they are great for marketing.

Very beautiful women make a product seem glamorous, exclusive, cool. They also really dress up a place.

When stylized they look unobtainable, ethereal or just straight up like a million dolars. This is the image the fashion houses are going for.

Women go
>Wow she's so beautiful and /fa/, maybe if I have those clothes I'll like somewhat like her too

Guys go
>Wew who's that? Imagine having a stunner gf like her. *Associates Chanel with stunning women.*

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>Le Cara isn't hot meme

It's the most tired reddit/9gag meme for ignorant sheep.

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>>81609020
>her best model shots
>she still looks "kind of average" or "girl next door"

If you have to have a celebrity crush, why not someone who is actually out of your league?

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>>81609020

I just want Cara to give me a catholic schoolgirl-tier handjob, is that too much to ask.

>>81609186
Those emerald eyes shiet

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>My eyes are up here anon

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>>81609471
I know what I'm doing

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>>81601768
that """woman""" - I am using the term as loosely as possible here - that "woman" is going to cause this movie to flop. She can't act. She looks like a MtF transsexual. She's got a fridge body. And she's autistic. This is the most expensive film that France has ever produced, and it's going to flop thanks to Cara. She's a textbook example of why nepotism needs to stop. And her online marketing team, shilling her at every possible chance, is 5th rate and it's always obvious when they're posting, because no being on earth finds her attractive or talented.

>>81609657
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81609694
marketing team detected. update your meme replies to blend in better.

>>81609771
Na I'm just a waifufag I swear.

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In another universe Cara is your conservative wife and mother of your children.

>>81609861
you need to have been born with a vagino and uterus if you plan on birthing a child.

>>81609471
only complete footsluts wear toe rings

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She shaved her head yesterday.

>>81610669
I want to buy that hair and sniff it everyday

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>>81609020
ywn be that bike

Movie looks bland as fuck and protagonists have the charisma of a rock.
Why would anyone watch this?

>>81613390
if I had to venture a guess I'd say the only people in theaters will be the same closet fags in this thread who think cara is attractive.

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>>81613390
Why is Disneymarvel paying people to shit on all other blockbusters?

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>>81613466
I dont think she is attractive,i just want to fill her spoiled rich cunt with my seed while she looks at me like a retard with those two giant caterpillars crawling on her head

>>81614559
Cara needs to have been born with a vagino and uterus if you plan on impregnating "her".

it's fine if you guys find Cara attractive, but you need to understand you're a tiny minority. And she's not an actress. I want Valerian to succeed, but that won't happen with Cara shoehorned in to the main female role. She needs to stick to modeling.

I'm pretty hype for this. Call me a pleb, but I can definitely forgive a movie for mediocre plot and acting if it's impressive on a visual level. Its good to see movies with a large color palette.

>>81601768
Liked this trailer way more than Star Wars. Looks too damn good, I don't even mind the eyebrow kid, she seems to fit in.

>>81601768
Cara always looks like she just shoved marbles up her nostrils.

>>81613390
It's directed by the same Roux de Poux as The Fifth Element.

>>81609126
>why not someone who is actually out of your league?
She is. 0 plus 0 is still 0.

>>81616644
pretty sure 99.9% self proclaimed heterosexual males would impregnate Cara if given the chance.

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>>81617985
i would

>>81617985
no

>>81603016
looks just like hillary clinton, so that's pretty gross