>there's no god morty
>the 4channer's ears prick up "did they just blaspheme our lord and saviour?"
>WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
>he begins to become flustered "why, that joke didn't even have a properly formatted setup and punchline which advanced the plot!"
>*burping and stuttering*
>rage overtakes him "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO VOICE ACTING!!! YOU MUST FULLY UTILIZE THE CRAFT OF ACTING TO DELIVER THE BEST POSSIBLE READING YOU CAN!!!"
>szechuan sauce
>he begins to tear off his clothes and roll around on the floor hitting himself "PRODUCT PLACEMENT FOR A PRODUCT THAT'S DISCONTINUED?!? THEY DARE TO *SHILL* TO *ME*???"
>jerry's parents cuck fetish is revealed
>the 4channer shits himself and dies
>>81589043
Fuck off reddit
>>81589076
wow good point
>God's REAL Morty *buurrrrpp* it's important t-to always have faith Morty *drinks from flask* Try to find Christ Morty, you won't *buuurrrrrp* get into Heaven without faith Morty
>>81589043
wtf, now i love low quality, low effort trash.
>it's a 4channer screeches and gets angry over a cartoon show
>>81591045
4chan:
>what a shit show
reddit:
>999,999,999,999 page thesis on why 4chan hates rick and morty because they have a small penis and are afraid of black people
I used to hate this show, but then I realized that God is not real
>>81591106
>4chan:
>19 threads every hour complaining about the show
fixed
>hey morty
>w-what rick
>GOD ISN'T REAL
>>81591106
>have a small penis and are afraid of black people
no thats pol