YOU FUCKING GAYLORDS TRICKED ME INTO WATCHING JOHN WICK currently

the 2nd one is MUCH better
wayy more stuff about the mystical global network of gun-kata-illuminati

>>81568946
> the 2nd one is MUCH better
so you're now tricking me to watch ANOTHER clown fiesta after this one?

also, how fucking difficult it is to make sure proper Russian is spoken? how fucking difficult it is to literally find a Russian native in USA to proofread and alter whatever sounds unnatural and downright ridiculous? IN OUR DAY AND TIME WHY WH YWHW YHW YWH YWHWY HWY DHIKLDFKGAS FGf

it's literally like going out and shouting 'who speaks russian and wants 400$ for a day's work?'

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anyway, if you approach it as somewhat half-ironic comedy or a videogame made a movie or something it's good

t. 36 minutes into the movie

>>81569144

Butthurt Russian detected. Go watch Hardcore Henry.

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>>81568910
>wahhh this movie is fun i hate it

>>81569673
> Butthurt Russian
miss
> Hardcore Henry.
dropped after 25-35 minutes, and even that I forced myself to watch, it's shit

L O W
T E S T

>>81569779
>dropped hardcore Henry half an hour in
Good taste anon. I watched it all the way through, big regret.

>>81568910
Chill out my man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMRQb-RRt5g

>>81568946
you just convinced me not to watch this shit

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You faggets can't appreciate good kino

It's the same kind of movie as taken, just another retired ding dong who's too old for this shit goes around flipping everyone's pizza

yeah, op here, I changed my mind completely as evidenced by this post already
>>81569633

it should've began that whole comic book words on screen stylish aesthetic much much sooner. the beginning with
>;_; m-muh wife m-muh feelings

was fucking laughable and so low quality, like some movie broadcasted on tv channels nobody heard about. should've handled it like in max payne or something, or better yet LEAVE IT FOR THE FUCKING VIEWER TO FIGURE OUT AND CONNECT THE (very scarcely placed and innocuous) PIECES

>>81570100
havent seen taken, that clown neeson is less believable to be
>le epic retired shooting killer man
than fucking rowen atkinson (mr. bean for you baka gaijins)

I agree that John Wick is overrated as an action movie. The action scenes were stilted, Keanu was a bit creaky, and the overall story was mediocre.

>>81570103
careful, if you actually enjoy this movie it means your iq is 80 or less

>>81570195

my iq is 265, so it's fine I guess

>>81568910
John Wick really is shit. It tries too hard to be a John Woo film but fails really hard at it. Also, Willem Dafoe saves Keanu Reeves like 3 times in the movie debunking that John Wick is supposed to be "legendary" killer when apparently he's not.

>>81570267
> It tries too hard to be a John Woo film
I dont think so, completely different 'aesthetics' and ideas and whatnot

>>81570287
They have the same name though

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>>81570400
Bane?

>actual original, non-adapted world
>great choreography
>great cinematogrphy

It's not going to elevate your mind, it's just kino action and fun world-building.

what purpose did the BURNING DOWN THE VAULT serve? asshole move and no point either

>>81570485
yeah, it's pretty good actually