You ARE going to be watching this kino on Good Friday tomorrow,

no I'm going to mass

>>81558102
I'm not some brainwashed idiot, so no

>>81558102
I'm not into Jewish snuff films.

I'm going to lick a latina's brown asshole on Good Friday, friend.

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>>81558102

No, it's my family tradition to watch The Ten Commandments.

HE DIES
Saved you 3 hours

>>81558175
>>81559357
>>81559387
hello lebbit

of course

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>>81559408

>>81558102
No, I'm going to watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyKDoivRdIo

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Great prequel for Spiderman

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COMMUNISM IS GOOD
GIVE UP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EseXUufowr8

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>>81558102
But… tomorrow's Thursday, anon.

>>81558102
Tomorrow is Thursday.

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>>81559408

>Not watching the superior version

>>81559759
we're past the sunset though, it's already friday

>>81559813
*thursday

>>81559432
hello Rick&Morty watcher

>>81558102
I'm a muslim so fuck no

>>81558139
Mass isn't offered on Good Friday. It's just a service.

>>81560720
The nice thing about transubstantiation is that the body of Christ is always hot & fresh, any day of the week you choose to serve it.

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>>81560808
It's self-cannibalism then?

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>>81560403
>Rick and Morty Watcher
>Theist

wew

>>81561038
Though Christ is substantially present—body, blood, soul and divinity—in the Eucharist, the accidents of bread and wine remain. Here it is important to define terms. When the Church teaches the bread and wine at Mass are transubstantiated into the body, blood, soul and divinity of Christ, we have to understand what this means. The word, transubstantiation, literally means “transformation of the substance.” “Substance” refers to that which makes a thing essentially what it is. Thus, “substance” and “essence” are synonyms. For example, man is essentially comprised of body, soul, intellect, and will. If you remove any one of these, he is no longer a human person. The accidents or accidentals would be things like hair color, eye color, size, weight, etc. One can change any of these and there would be no change in the essence or substance of the person.

In the Eucharist, after the priest consecrates the bread and wine and they are, in fact, transubstantiated into the body, blood, soul and divinity of our Lord, our Lord is then entirely present. Neither bread nor wine remains. However, the accidents of bread and wine (size, weight, taste, texture) do remain. Hence, the essential reason why Catholics are not guilty of cannibalism is the fact that we do not receive our Lord in a cannibalistic form. We receive him in the form of bread and wine. The two are qualitatively different.

>>81561813
>All this mumbo jumbo over a snack tray
I think the priest should say ABRA CADABRA! when he produces it. Then pull a bunch of colored scarves out of his ear or something.

>>81561946
That's what Orthodox do.