>recently strated watching RLM because of /tv/ >download

this is what you're bound to encounter when you leave your bubble.

>>81548176
RLM got in contact with a c-list celebrity, wow what's the big deal? He appears on multiple youtubers shows.

>>81548176
>vlc
>.png

I mean, he goes to Emmys, I would imagine he has a cachet of at least 30.000 $

I want to kill Jack Packard, rape his wife and strangle his children.

dead wife

>>81548176
>>81548176
Anything to cover the funeral bills

>>81548176
Space Cop was a pretty good movie 2bh. I liked the blue alien in the early part of the movie.

>>81548394
he wins emmys

>>81548176
You know who's not in Space Cop?
his wife

>What's the jewelry story all about?

It's verified in a lot of the inner circle of RLM, it's all people talk about nowadays. That and how Mike made Jesse abort another child, that's three in the past two years. It's sad she puts up with him, but it is an open relationship afterall and she could always sleep with other people and keep his money. I guess we'd all act similar in her situation.

>>81548581
why? he's a nice man.

>>81548176
He likes their stuff. Probably had a cameo in it as a favor.

>>81551237
There is a reason why this is my favorite sub-chan

It always amazes me that people can constantly be that obese for most of their lives. You would literally have to go out of your way to over eat by countless calories every single day, honestly seems exhausting to me.

>>81548394
30 bucks isn't a lot

>>81551477
Yeah it's hard work. Fuck anyone insisting that overweight people are lazy.

>>81551477
like anything, you get good at it the more you practice

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>>81551538

>>81551346
>sub-chan
1000% this. /film/ when?

>>81552171
when gotham is ashes

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>>81551477
It's not really that hard. To gain one pound of weight per week, you should overeat by 500 calories per day. Over seven days, 3500 calories surplus, you gain 1lb. Do that for 52 weeks and you've gained 52 pounds... Even if you only overeat by 250 calories per day, you'll gain 26 pounds in a year. If this happens year after year, you're a fat fuck very quickly. 250 calories is nothing, that's a Snickers bar every day

>>81552757
What sort of math is this? Also, calorie intake is adjusted for current weight...there is no universal "per day".

>>81548581
I have a dream where Rich is holding a baseball bat and standing in an artistically lit hallway. he turns his head and looks at me.

"Cubs", he says.
He starts walking towards me and it makes me nervous.
"Cubs", Rich says.
He's walking towards me.
I'm walking backward.
Rich loses it.
"CUBS!" HE SCREAMS AND LUNGES AT ME.
HE USES HIS BAT AND STARTS BEATING ME WHILE SCREAMING "CUBS!" IN MY FACE

and i climax

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Was it kino?

>>81551601
What's the difference between the sentences

Let's eat, grandma!
Let's eat. Grandma!

Punctuation saves lives.

>>81552757

I get lots of energy if I eat a mars bar, I can't help but walk around and burn off the sugar

>>81553171
that chick got a big rack, post more

>>81553432
is shit like this for real? i often hear people say shit like this and now i have to comment, like "aeting X gives me energy" or "drinking Y makes me drowsy".

how small and light do you have to be for fucking food/drinks to affect you in any possible way?

>>81553171
Obviously not

>"we laugh at garbage films but i..it's okay for us to do the same b..because it's ironic garbage, not garbage garbage...h..honestly"

>>81553510
No.

>>81553700
>being this salty over your friend simulator

>>81553171
It looked pretty good for an indie no budget film but it lacked focus and wasn't very funny.