https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dKCdV 20zLMs Ladies and Gentle

>>81535781
I wish I had a middle aged gay Asian-American friend.

>8:04
>big bird
>for me

>>81535808
I wish I had a friend

>>81535819
Y-You do.

>big bird tries to interrupt Julia painting
>she ignores him
What's the problem?

>>81535815
Holy shit, we have a /guy/ on the inside.

>>81535895
Julia's puppeteer is a woman

>>81535781
>getting snubbed by an autistic child
poor BB

>>81535906
I meant in the writing room.

Has Julia started the fire?

>its a julia is asked politely to disembark the plane by the flight attendants but refuses, resulting in her violent removal episode

>>81535781
>spend almost a decade here
>start to smirk when big bird asks the Asian dude what autism is
>immediately think that the Asian dude is about to describe shitposting to Big Bird
fuck me, why can't I leave this place

>it's a "Julia was only pretending to be retarded" episode

>>81535815
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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>>81535815

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>>81535815

>>81535781
Thank you shills!

>>81536033
>airline overbooks flight
>ask for volenteers to change flight
>beat and taser perfectly calm man who doesn't volenteer
Imagine being such a contrarian faggot that you see nothing wrong with this

>>81535781
Fuck, Big Bird seems like a fucking bitch, always trying to bother /our/girl Julia! What a fucking cunt he is!

Also, what the fuck is wrong with his voice!? Is he gonna kill himself!?

Also, why is Elmo so annoying!?

Also, why is there an Asian faggot on Sesame Street?

>>81537129
>private company enforces its private rules and customer has an autism fit because MUH FEELSS TRUMP PRIVATE PROPERTY CONTRACTS

You cunts need to burn

>>81535781
To be fair, every character seems to be on the spectrum in this scene.

Let's deal with the question that is bothering everyone:

>why were police sirens near Sesame Street?

>>81537173
>what's wrong with Big Birds voice
Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch performer and voice actor Carroll Spinney is 83 years old
>why is Elmo annoying
Elmo has always been annoying and dominating Sesame Street
>why is there an Asian
When Sesame Street was created in 1969 its intent was to provide an educational leg up to poor inner city minority children and so from day #1 has set out to present minorities.
When first casting the show they set out to cast white people in the minority, focusing on African American and Hispanic actors and actresses.
The character Gordon was created to provide a paternal African American father figure that many of the audience would have lacked in their own lives

>>81537237
>haha it's a private business so they have the right to fucking assault you when you fail to "volenteer"
Fun thing that you're the only one mentioning trump :) americucks everybody

>>81537243
That was my first thought as well.

>>81537262
I said: an Asian faggot

>>81537243
Elmo is 3 and Abe is 4 and Big Bird is a bird and the man is Asian
>>81537261
Its an inner city neighbourhood why do you think, one of the Counts "massage parlours" probably got raided

>>81535781
Half of what I say is meaningless
But I say it just to reach you, Julia

>>81537275
No they have the right to remove you with force and if you end up bloodied from that force thats your problem

Cooperate with the rights of the owner or agent of private property

Anarchist communist faggot

This is actually pretty cute.

>>81537365
They have this right because of arcane microscopic contract details that nobody is aware of

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Big bird sounds so tired

>>81537399
Any private property in the world (that isnt subject to your communist anarchist bullshit) affords the right of the agents and owners to remove trespassers

Anyone they deem to be trespassing is trespassing

They didnt even need to justify him being a nuisance, they could kick him off just for fun if they issue a refund

You communists dont give a fuck about the operation of civilized society

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>>81537378
I thought so too.

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>it's a /pol/ episode

>>81537365
the guy did nothing wrong though, why should be thrown out
>be american
>send sons over to die in some sandy hell hole that you couldnt point out map because it means profit for big business
>those who survive get home and blow their brains out after getting no help from the state because they're not profitable anymore
>they was an hero
>go down the street
>get held at gun point and tasered by militarized police
>feels good to be safe man
>go to rigged voting booth where you can "choose" corrupt oligarch pupper or corrupt oligarch
>freedom sure means hard choices
>take the mobility scooter to catch a movie afterwards
>cinema owners tells you to get out of your seat because they overbooked
>"no i payed for this seat"
>get ribs broken by police defending freedom
>get a $20,000 hospital bill
>dog bless the land of the free
>if you don't like this you're a "anarchist communist faggot"
nice country there

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>>81535815
>first autism episode
>immediately start baneposting

>>81537498
>the guy did nothing wrong though, why should be thrown out

He didn't accept the property owners request that he leave, that is wrong. He has no right to refuse that request. He has no lease on the land, he is permitted on the property subject to conditions, including that the permit can be revoked at any time.

Why do you reddit fags have such a problem with property rights?

If you don't like the company you use the free market to never deal with them, but having a cry because your feelings got hurt is pathetic and childish.

Why is Julia so damn cute, bros?

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>>81537456
>everything is /pol/

go outside more maybe?

>>81537576
>being a customer means forfeiting all of your rights
ok bub
>He didn't accept the property owners request that he leave, that is wrong.
"obey corporation requests at all time or prepare to get fucked up" imagine being this cucked
>having a cry because your feelings got hurt
it's not about feelings getting hurt, he got a bad concussion and 10k volts in his body

>you reddit fags
but anon, you're the reddit
>>>r/the_donald
>>>r/altright
>>>r/pol

>>81537645
>>being a customer means forfeiting all of your rights

What right did he lose you communist piece of shit? The right to force companies to do what he wants? Act like a petulant child and refuse to leave and when he's evicted run around like he just discovered he's autistic? Fuck off moron

>>81537441
>Anyone they deem to be trespassing is trespassing
So then Universities should be allowed to expel students, teachers and staff for having Conservative political beliefs because they were deemed to be trespassing by simply coming to school/work?
Your a fucking idiot

https://youtu.be/dSVEKSdnvLk

welp, what's the next step of our master plan

>>81537670
oh sorry, I didn't know that not being assaulted to the point of risking your life is not considered a right in the united states of obesity.
tell you what though, instead of me leaving, you're canjoin your peers over at r/the_donald! how about that

>>81537425
His performer is 83 years old

>>81537710
Yes they should you communist faggot

If the market doesn't want to pay a university that does that that's for the market to decide

Stop forcing your faggot totalitarianism on everyone else

>>81537441
>can do whatever they want
>anyone they deem a trespasser is one
No you purchased a service and are entitled to it
Anyway why are you arguing about this in a Sesame Street thread?

>>81537718
Which one of you did this?

>>81537728
If I tell you to get off my property and you say no and I tell you I will use force to remove you and you still say no and then I use force

Your claim to self defence is pretty fucking far reaching given you had ample opportunity to leave then prior warning

You're the one who is transgressing the rights of the property owner, but being a communist faggot you think the world owes you something

>it's a julia should have been aborted episode

that asian guy is a legit good actor tho

>>81537779
What if the person is on your property to discuss Sesame Street?

>>81537365

Imagine actually thinking like this.

>>81537820
Its shot in New York so they have access to the theatre community

>>81537779
>pay for service
>hey we're refusing you your service get out
>"what, no! I paid for this! this isn't right!"
>OK BOYS TAKE HIM DOWN, HE'S RESISTING ARREST!
yeah dude perfectly comparable to some burglar being in your home.
christ, I knew americucks were sucking big corp dick but I didn't know that they were willing to get throatfucked and be ok with it

>>81537378

Agreed. Also very good awareness for children, I think it was very well made in that regard.

t. adult

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>Worried Big Bird laughter anytime autism is described in detail.

Big Bird was clearly unnerved by the biological misfire in his presence.

>>81537869
>Yes sir but when you purchased the ticket you entered into an agreement that says we can revoke the ticket at will

I didnt read that

>Thats not my problem

THIS IS FUCKING AMERICA I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT FUCK CONTRACTS

you reddit faggots

1 bleeding asian autist that will make you say FUCK CONTRACTS and PROPERTY RIGHTS and THE RULE OF LAW n shit.jpeg

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>>81537894
>start talking about trump in a thread about sesame street on the /tv/ - television and film board on an anime forum
>blame others for being reddit

>>81537869
>"what, no! I paid for this! this isn't right!"

More like

>NO NO NO I KNOW MY RIGHTS I PAYED FOR THIS FUCKING TICKET YOU PIGS DON'T TOUCH ME I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY

>>81537945
Never once did I mention trump you spastic

Get off my 4chan before I use force to evict you

>>81537894
>1 bleeding asian autist
lmao that guy's a doctor and actually had the balls to stand up for himself. can the same be said about you?

>>81537894
>this is America and I can shitpost in an unrelated thread

Why are you so angry?

>>81537991
is this not you? >>81537237 or do we have more than one retard in the thread

>>81538017
It's cute how you think you are right

>>81538017
Do you think the world trump means Donald Trump in that context? lol

I want to fuck Julia

>>81538094

This. It's a very confusing feel.

How ironic, a discussion about an autistic character has been derailed by two autists arguing off topic

>>81538094
it's because she has a mom haircut

>>81538114

I bet Julia planned all of this.

>literally REEEs when the other think talks about the feeling of paint in her hands
top sides

>>81538053
yeah dog i'm just a hysterical sjw communist who can't deal with facts like a rational cynic like you, all I can think about is my feelings haha.

Nothing says rational thought and free thinking like defending multi-billion dollar corporations brutalizing and innocent man over a mistake on their end. Please teach me how to be such a rational alpha male as you are.

>>81535781
shouldn't Elmo's fingers be brown from finger poppin boipucci?

>>81535781
Actually somewhat touching, in a corporate, sentimentalised American way.
Autism is a taboo as strong as anything the "very special episodes" of the 80s and 90s ever touched on, but unlike AIDS and drugs it's actually very relevant to small children and their parents.

>>81538138
The fire rises

>>81538127
What's a mom haircut?

>>81535815
Elmo, I'm SESAME.

>>81538225
Straight fringe, doesn't go past the shoulders.

>>81538200
Sesame Street is not corporate
Autism isn't taboo, its plenty of films and tv shows these days
What they however do is make them some kind of superheroes
The Accountant, Numbers, Bones

>>81538168
What the fuck does the size of the company matter?

A small company mom and dad cinema cant evict chinese doctors now?

Fuck I hate you communist scum

>>81538258
>What the fuck does the size of the company matter?
in the same way the size difference between an abuser and a victim matters
>Fuck I hate you communist scum
>communist
you keep saying that but I'm not sure you understand what it means

>>81535781
Was it autism?

>>81538296
>>81538258
Pls stop
You're upsetting Julia

>>81538296
It means the loss of property rights, I know what it means you scumbag piece of shit

>>81535815
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>81538323
It means its perfect.

>>81535815

> you don't get to make friends

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>>81537425

where else is he going to go? he is trapped in sesame street until death.

>>81535815
>WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. ELMO

what the fuck, no child is gonna understand these references

>>81538323
>won't somebody think of the billion dollar corporations!
you have no idea what communism is you american fuck. Your people have never been through the tyranny of communism or been surveilled by actual communism.
Communism is not saying no when you're getting fucked in the ass by your oligarch overlords.

>>81538257

Yes I'm sure children will think of what a great scientist Bones is when their classmate lets out ten minutes of blood curdling screams because somebody tried to share crayons.

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>>81537718
DELET THIS

>>81538257
>Sesame Street is not corporate
In a technical sense in terms of how it's funded, but it's definitely a "bubble" of the ultra-American cultural sort.

Autism isn't "taboo" in that it's actively censored, it's taboo in that it's only ever approached in contexts that people are comfortable with, generally as you described, where their autism is a superpower that makes them accessory characters, like nonwhites were for a long time, or more accurately, like trannies were until the 90s. They were exotic and scary, but somehow less "real" for being that.

>>81535815
She said "Big Bird" so closely to how CIA said "BANE!?" that I thought she was going to get him on board and call it in.

>>81535815
>nows not the time for counting, that comes later

>>81538389
Communism is having no choice in the market as to which airplane you buy a ticket from

You miserable cunt the free market affords this beautiful autistic doctor the opportunity to buy from somewhere else

>>81538389
>>81538457
Pls
Stop

getting real weird vibes from this chinaman honestly

>>81538457
>Communism is having no choice in the market as to which airplane you buy a ticket from
oh yeah, can you point out where I said that you shouldn't have an open market? thanks
>You miserable cunt the free market affords this beautiful autistic doctor the opportunity to buy from somewhere else
yeah I'm sure he won't fly united again but the damage has already been done, don't you think?

>>81538473
i would but this alt right redditard keeps replying reee

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>>81535781
Fuck this show.

When I was a kid it taught colours, counting and the alphabet, not how to spot an autist.

>>81538510
there's a lot more autists out there today than back when you were a kid though, and society needs how to deal with them

>>81538505
What sort of vibes?

>>81538508
Why do you just admit that its one person shitting posting 'both sides'

>it's a big bird doesn't fly so good episode

>>81535815
kek

>>81538510
Sesame Street has had disabled people on for ages, a deaf actress was on it for years
The point of Julia's inclusion is to teach children that an autistic person they meet isn't something strange or different or scary
This is presented in Big Birds fear that Julia doesn't like him
And the way they modify their games to include Julia

>>81538538
This. You have no idea how many more autists there are in the world now so shows like this is good and actually helps kids at school stop making fun of other kids that appear different

>>81538566
>perhaps he is wondering why you would make someone a birdseed milkshake before throwing them out of Hoopers?

>>81538595
Autists are strange

Dont give me that bullshit

Theyre also a burden on their family and society as a whole, so dont act like anyone benefits

>>81538627
sure but they're still out there and deserve to be treated with respect and dignity, and it's good for kids to understand them

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>It's an autistic communist goes in to bat for a piece of shit autistic criminal episode while Julia maintains that property rights are superior to feelings because they are objective while feelings are subjective

>>81538605
>how many more autists there are in the world now
There have always been mentalists but now they're called autists not mentalists, and they're on Sesame Street not the travelling circus

>>81538457
>airline sells the right to a flight at the free market rate*
>airline also reserves the right to buy it back from you
so far so good...
>but the airline will not buy it back from you at the free market rate but at a below market rate of $800 (nobody onboard accepted the offer of $800) and if you refuse that offer they can legally, violently force you to accept it
>free market

*actually there's only 4 major carriers that can semi-collude with each other legally so it's not a free market for airline tickets

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>everybody paying attention to julia the new kid on the block
>no one is giving attention or has noticed big birds crippling depression
>will probably go unnoticed because everyone is paying attention to neetbux julia
>tfw big bird will probably OD on oxys and will be found in his dilapidated nest with 2 dead ostrich hookers

>>81538664
Kids are the least likely to treat someone different because of a disability or something like that.
If they can play with each other they're friends, if not they usually just don't do anything together.

>>81538696
Theyre entitled to offer you $0, you dont have to accept, and you can enforce your right of refund when they failed to deliver the service.

The free market allows him 3 other choices, better that than the commies here want where theres 1 company that absolutely has to bend to the whim of consumer demands.

>>81538703
>Kids are the least likely to treat someone different because of a disability or something like that.
I don't know where you grew up but we had a kid with cerebral paresis in our class, and he was bullied to the brink of suicide. asian kid got bullied for looking asian and people called the black kids niggers. Kids can be mean as fuck

EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING!!! YOU'RE GONNA TRIGGER AN EPISODE IN JULIA!!!!

>>81538740
>better that than the commies here want where theres 1 company that absolutely has to bend to the whim of consumer demands.
hey friend, remember the post where I asked you to point out where anyone said this? and you didn't reply?

>>81538743
By kids I really meant little kids. Up to 8 years and younger since that is the target audience for Sesame street.

>>81538746

Oh god, I think she's gonna start up again!

>>81538703
>Kids are the least likely to treat someone different because of a disability or something like that.
You're utterly clueless.

>>81538784
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81538767
This is your whole argument you dipshit; that the customer has the right to make a company bend to their whims of not getting evicted when the company wants to evict them.

What is your argument if not that?

>>81538700
:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFNu2o0T7lM

>>81538538
>>81538605
Why is this? Why is autism such a gigantic thing now? It seems like every kid is fucking autistic nowadays. Back when I was in school, I remember there being maybe a couple who were a little slow.

>>81538700
RIP Big Bird

>>81538874
>Why is autism such a gigantic thing now?
Because internet and phones are a major leading cause in autism by isolation and kids not playing outside much I guess

OR

It's illness that kids are born with at born like my friend who's mom suffers from a condition and all her children were born with extreme autism

mfw my friend's brother is so intelligent that he hacked the Wii U and created customized versions of Super Smash Bros characters when he was only like 8 years old
wtf I love autism now?

>>81538874
Because they keep changing what autism is since it's the hot trendy thing nowadays.
What used to be ADHD in the 90s and early 00s is now considered autism for example.

>>81538874
Haven't you watched Affleck's The Accountant? It states that all major mathematicians had autism or aspergers

>>81538740
No. They have to also reimburse you for all losses i.e. pay you the market rate.

>>81538874
Autism was once very narrowly defined
Then they rolled it and a bunch of other conditions into one with a broader diagnosis criteria
Its happened again with the new DSM, autism and asbergers and pervasive developmental delay not otherwise specified have been combined into one condition called autism spectrum disorder

>>81538944
That's what you have the right to get from them, but they have the right to offer you $0 and if you're dumb enough to accept that's a contract.

>>81537262
holy shit, 83 years?

>>81538917
Its neurological not social conditioning

>>81538818
>that the customer has the right to make a company bend to their whims of not getting evicted when the company wants to evict them.
even if that WAS my point, it still doesn't propose a monopoly in the flight market you utterly retarded dumb fuck.

and my "case" is if you pay for a service and the company fucks up, you shouldn't get brutalized by cops. way to escalate the situation, that was caused by them in the first place.

I won't reply to you anymore because you seem to lack any form of reading comprehension. unironically go back to rëddit where you can circlejerk about your superior intellect. you can't even understand a fucking 20 word post you fucking retard, jesus christ

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>>81538928
>ADHD
Don't all girls have that since puberty and periods causes them to go wild and insane?

poor females :( why did god make them like that

>>81538627
>dont act like anyone benefits
>he can't appreciate boing tag

>>81538928
Psychiatrists and child development experts are not fashion designers
Science is always growing and learning as understanding changes

Also wrong about hyper activity

>>81538874
changes in definition but also higher age in parents and toxins in the environment

>>81537456
FUCK OFF TO >>>/g/ YOU SHITTY TOMATO

>tfw a father turns on Sesame Street for his autistic wife's son and sees Julia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdh_ISiBC-I

>>81537441
>free market means people pay you for a service but you don't have to provide it
I wish all cooperations did this.

does anyone have a recording of that time elmo was on the radio and a little girl called up and asked him if he had a penis?

pretty sure it was on triple j radio in australia

>>81538968
>they have the right to offer you $0 and if you're dumb enough to accept that's a contract

You literally know nothing about contract law and I now realise you are a /pol/child not worth arguing with. Look up 'consideration.'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consideration_in_English_law

>>81539006
Nope

>>81539083
Man if you're telling me a contract requires $1+ or it fails you're going to be a bad lawyer

It helps but a judge doesn't strike down a contract because they forgot the $1 transfer meme

>>81539083
>>81539129
Go away
Julia is huddled in a corner
Rocking back and forth
And its all your fsult

>>81535815

THE FIRE RISES

>>81539073
>pretty sure it was on triple j radio in australia
kek I remember a time on an australian radio where they were talking about Harry Potter and one of the guy's said to the woman "Harry can show you a thing or 2 with his wand" and then the guy suddenly realized what he just said.

Australians are pretty based

Also this moment where the woman makes a joke about the guy's dick on live news:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixXunMfxkXQ

FUCKIN AUSSIES

If I tag you will you die?

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>>81539500
>that time an Australian radio presenter got fired after he called the prime minister's boyfriend gay because he was a hairdresser

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>>81539538
Not to forget Tony Abbott saying "shit happens" and then a long cringey pause
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wT9XS_TvzQ

>>81539607
>"No cunt has a right to bully another cunt, just because he can"
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oTV-LZO-qs

>>81538670

Nobody is saying they had no right to remove him by force, they're saying that arbitrary selection of who to remove is an anti-consumer practice.

>>81535781
She's cute

>>81535815

YOU FUCKING AUTISTS

NOW IM LAUGHING LIKE MOTHERFUCKER

>>81538740

Yeah and fuck them, you dip. This is the free market happening. Consumers don't like it.

You are literally sperging at consumers for behaving exactly as you say they should in a free market environment.

>>81539704
Fuck off to Tumblr with your overemotional IM SO DONE WITH THIS SITE XD replies.

>>81539676

How is Non-arbitrary selection better? Discriminate based on objective or subjective views?

A lottery is the only way you can do it

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>>81535815
>THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>81539722
No instead of voting with their wallets these autists are saying that UA committed a crime which is false

I could not give a shit if everyone in the world stopped using UA, it's about the law I care about

If these communist fucks decide they can now ignore directions from land owners and trespassing is now legal we become Uganda

>>81535781
>she has autism. she likes it when people know that.


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*inhales*

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>>81539769

Non-arbitrary isn't better unless we're working with some ideal society where we're all great at talking things out and nobody has any problems. There's not really a better way except to not overbook flights, but then everyone would always have to show up which won't happen.

It just sucks and is one of the many reasons to avoid air travel. This story is just a reminder how much air travel is not about individuals, and people never like that.

Post Sesamekino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NjFbz6vGU8

>>81538700
https://youtu.be/m3FsllKVcJo?t=43s
big bird is digging his own grave in the middle of the night at 43 sec

>>81539861

When was airtravel meant to be about individuals?

>>81535781
they've got that autistic dead-eye expression down

>>81538874
Internet, kids not properly interacting because of devices. Spending shit loads of time alone. It's not real autism, more like false autism. These people still don't understand how to really interact with people though like real 'tists

>>81537293
Hooper dies wins ago and they replaced him with a gay chink.

>that scene where julia digs at her ass them sniffs her fingers

I know they wanted to be accurate but jesus

>artists are autistic

Why are they doing this?

>>81539887

It's not and never was. People don't like being reminded.

>>81539934

Most of this type of autism is cured instantly by simply quitting trying to leave every conversation you're in.

>>81539981
I like you, you see reality instead of pushing how you wish reality was on me.

>>81535815
>if I make a friend, would you smile?

that cute autistic little girl has melted the heart of this angry anon.

I will never fap to sesame street again.

>>81535781

>Julia starts having a nam flashback

Cookie monster in the treeline!

>>81535781
>we're fingerpainting!
>julia's using a paintbrush though because she doesn't like fingerpainting
what's her problem?

>>81537869
>"what, no! I paid for this! this isn't right!"

No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

>>81535815
>WITH NO SURVIVORSH

>julia has a fucking PTSD episode at the sound of a siren

Is she autistic or did she just serve during war time? Or maybe she was a firefighter who went to a real bad call and it fucked her up.

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>>81537129
>multiple vocal passengers screaming NO YOU CAN'T DO THIS THAT'S NOT RIGHT
>not a single one of these people offer to give up their seat for this man
what did they mean by this?

>>81540119
Someone edit in some black and white nam flashbacks

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>>81539862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYIRO97dhII

>>81540014

Thanks man that means a lot.

Man selected to be removed from overbooked flight declines, resists legal removal. Consumers watch, remark on the impersonality of travel.

Makes sense to me.

>>81540065
She didnt like the feel of the paint on her finger
Didnt you see how she reacted to Abbe

>>81537262
>Elmo has always been annoying and dominating Sesame Street
No way bro, Grover was the main man when I used to watch it.

>>81540119
>is she autistic
Gee I dunno that's a tough one

>>81540137

Now here's the real secret. Grassroots individual problem solving through sacrifice. To complain without doing this is hypocrisy.

>>81540137
>not a single one of these people offer to give up their seat for this man
The point was that there was a seat right there that he'd paid for.

Also wtf why are people still talking about this.

>>81540119
Normal people don't find sirens pleasant. Autistic brains probably find them even more unpleasant than they are.

>>81540207
why was he dragged off then? Did they double book seats or not? It makes no sense to kick him off if nobody else needed that seat

>>81540168
She didn't have to be a bitch about it.

>>81537425
>>81537742
>>81537262
Spinney has an understudy/apprentice that's been getting more prominent as Big Bird, but he wants to try making it to the 50th anniversary of the show before officially retiring from the character.

Also, even after he quits doing Big Bird, he still wants to keep being Oscar the Grouch.

>>81539862
>That episode where Big Bird digs up Mr Hooper's grave so he can place the drawing in the coffin and finally "show it to him".
I really think they went too far there.

>>81540278
>the plan backfires when he accidentally digs up a Mr Cooper by mistake

>>81540185
Only us oldfigs remember. Super grover was the shit.

But yea after they introduced faggot ass elmo he became the main puppet. Fagy ass kids nowdays like him because hes a soft faggot and borderline retarded. Like them.

Why are autistic people so rude?

I need a gif of Julia's arm waving

>>81540388
>3 year olds like a muppet that acts like them

>>81540392
rudeness is a meaningless social construct
getting upset over something someone else does because you were told when you were a child that that action was """rude""" is an idiotic waste of energy

>>81535815
>episode about autism
>includes baneposting
What are they saying?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EyC4lG0IliU
>the 9/11 episode
>the Jewish muppets like the Count were noticeably absent from the street that day

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>>81535815
baneposting can't die, this is the proof, even when it seems that is dead, something like this happens, meme magic is real

The fire rises.

>>81540418
elmo is a degenerate that promotes tickling.

>>81540420
Its not totally meaningless
Courtesy and politeness and reciprocation and treating people the way you want to be treated are all perfectly valid

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>>81535815
Thank you.

>>81540483
They should make a dont tickle me julia doll
It starts screaming when you touch it
Hug box play set sold separately

>>81540278
Wait, did this really happen?

>>81537425
He's obligated by contract to live and die on the premises.

>>81540497
they're still social constructs and entirely subjective

>>81540527
tickling is a real mind game.
your body says no but your mind says yes free attention and puts up with it.

>>81540528
Yes they did an episode about grave digging

>>81540565
Treating people the way you want to be treated is a social construct?

>>81540614
yes? There's no biological basis for it

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>>81537498

>>81537576
>He has no right to refuse that request. He has no lease on the land,

if you are not a lawyer

why pretend to be one?

>>81535815
Oh fucking christ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NjFbz6vGU8

The moment that broke Big Bird

>>81540634
survival dipshit

thats why it evolved biologically in our heads to act a certain way, because the ones that dont get ousted or attacked

>>81537498
>didn't tip
What a commie.

>>81540794
and I suppose you have peer reviewed articles to back this up

>>81540420

You seem insulted by the concept

>>81540828
yeah let me do 2 things instead of you doing 1

>>81540828

I'm his peer and I review that post 10/10

>>81540418
Yes that was the point of my post. You are very good at summarizing. You should consider law school it is 3 years of writing breifs.

The meaning behind it is that 25 years ago kids were playing outside being morons and pretending to be invincible. And we identified with grover. Kids now are soft little pansies and identify with elmo.

You get it now? Fucking moron.

>>81537879
so true so true

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>>81540828

>>81537779
>You're the one who is transgressing the rights of the property owner

Wait, you think you can actually "own" anything? lmao

Here's what I'd recommend you do: blow your fucking brains out and let your corpse fall into a hole. You'd be more useful to the earth as worm food you miserable sack of shit.

>>81540731

That just broke me, fuck. No wonder he sounds so tired and depressed in the new Sesame Street.

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>>81539862
Why have you done this to me?

>>81541152
>Wait, you think you can actually "own" anything? lmao

kek communist

>>81538874
That's because they locked all the spergs in a room and you never saw them

>>81535781

>Elmo's a monster

He sure is.

>>81541245

It almost sounded like she was condemning him as a pedophile or rapist.

>>81541225
no commie here, just someone who realises that as soon as you're fucking dead no physical thing matters, so what's the point of stepping on other people for them? so you can feel temporarily and artificially better about yourself before you expire? pathetic

>>81541358
so my heirs can be protected from commie faggots like you

>>81539676

>Nobody is saying they had no right to remove him by force,

That's literally what the majority of people are saying about this instance.

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>>81535815
Baneposting won't have to be explained to our children, because it will still live on. It would be like the Simpsons if it was still funny

>>81540207
>Normal people don't find sirens pleasant. Autistic brains probably find them even more unpleasant than they are.

This. Hypersensitivity to loud or sudden noises is a common autistic trait (that, or hyposensitivity which is basically the reverse and you're less receptive to stimuli).

I'm a support worker and have seen clients completely become panicked or violent over fire alarms, sirens, dogs barking, doors slamming, mobile phone alerts and all kinds of stuff.

>>81541428

Well they're wrong and they can't do a damn thing about it but complain and daydream. And for the record the vast majority of people are silent on this non-issue.

>>81541479
>I'm a support worker
Being a 4chan janitor doesn't make you a support worker for autists

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>everybody loves Julia's creepy flying death bunny

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>>81535815

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>>81538510
>>81538595
Plus in recent years they've had the HIV Muppet in the Africa co-production, the Muppet whose dad is in jail, the special designed for kids whose parents are in the military that explains that Elmo's dad was a war medic in Iraq and Rosita's father lost use of his legs while fighting there...

>>81535781
More accurate than I thought it would be.

>>81541479

Fire alarms at school used to set off the autistic kid like no other. This was back when autism was a rarer thing so we all liked to see the reactions.

>Be about15 in a woodwork/metalwork class at school
>autistic kid sanding some random piece of wood, quietly minding his business
>another kid was using the bandsaw to shape some wood, another kid was waiting to use it behind him
>fire alarm goes off
>everyone starts packing up their stuff
>autistic kid decided he had to cut his piece of wood with the bandsaw RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>rushed the kid using the saw and shoves him
>kid obviously can't hear shit, when pushed his hand goes through the saw
>gets maybe 2 or 3 cm into his hand, nothing irrepairable but still pretty bad, starts freaking out and eventually faints
>autistic kid still using the saw that just rekt someone's hand, blood flicking onto his face
>fire alarm still blaring, teacher can't control the panic

>>81537353
But I just say it just to reach you Juuulia

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>Charlie's through the wire! We're being overrun! Charlie's through the wire!

>>81538773
I remember when I was aged 4 or 5 that kids were mean as fuck. They already decided who the "cool" kids were and left the others out of their games. The "cool" kids in kindergarten decided who could sit where based on how important they are. Kids that looked or acted different were made fun of too. I was lucky I wasn't fat because fat kids were bullied constantly.

Is Autism the biggest psychiatric meme of the 21st century?

Soon they'll be classifying anyone who has an attention span and who can read a novel in one sitting as someone with autism and start prescribing them with opiates.

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>>81541536
Made it more accurate

>>81541633
Fuck

>we want the /tv/ audience

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>>81535815
>7:20
>Hehe BIG BIRD
>He looks like a small bird from up here

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>>81541714

>YOU NEED TO TALK TO CAPTAIN WINTERS, SIR!

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>>81535815
BEST TIMELINE

>>81540420
>t. autist

>>81541714
Did... did she really say that?

This really makes autists seem unbearable to be around.
Who the fuck wants to tip toe around everything they do and say so some retard wont flip their shit all day?

>>81542171
The family of autists. It's only unbearable for the first 90 years.

>>81535815
even the cadence of Big Bird's "for me" is spot on

>>81542171
Sounds like normal people to me
>Happy holidays
"KEEP CHRIST IN CHRISTMAS"
>Black lives matter
"ACTUALLY ALL LIVES MATTER"

>>81539129

>a contract requires 1+ dollar or it fails

You clearly didnt read what he said. You need something of value, which induced the bargain.

>>81541633
NO ROOM FOR THE WEAK

>>81542223
What consideration did you give iTunes when you accepted their terms?

Did the contract become void due to the lack of consideration?

What consideration did you give Google when signing up for Gmail and agreeing to their terms?

Did the contract become void due to the lack of consideration?

>>81542171
That what everyone does nowadays anyway. At least autists have a justifiable excuse as to why they're that way.

>>81541881
do you flail your arms regularly as a social response or get unbearably upset when you hear sirens

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>>81542215

>implying the people chanting "Black lives matter" aren't the retards in the first place

Go find something better to do, Jamal.

>>81539607
Tony, meet Julia. You two are going to get along just fine. Check out her art mate.

>>81542215

Sounds more like you're an SJW getting triggered by ideological differences.

Any Julia porn?

>>81542352
>>81542380
>Mention black lives matter in a positive light
>Immediately get two responses
I rest my case.

>>81542395

I've seen some. I'm really divided on the idea of drawing some myself...

>>81542380
>>81542352
how does it feel to be more easily triggerd than religious zealots?

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>>81535819
>>81535831
>tfw this is just anon replying to himself

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>>81535781
Julia totally left Big Bird hanging! What a bitch!

>>81535781
Julia reminds me a lot of my girlfriend.this is probably a bad thing

>>81541633
What an alpha.

>>81537365
And people have the right to film it and decide not to support the company on moral grounds, costing the company a million dollars.

>>81538510
Dumb frogposter.

>>81542593
autistic girls are the best

>>81542348
no, but autism is a wide spectrum.

you have people with autism who are weird as kids, then grow up to be geniuses and are only socially weird.

and then you have autistic people who are functionally incapable of doing anything.

>>81535781
Julia a cute.

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>>81535815
2nd post best post

>>81537262
very informative. so how long until spinney bites the dust?

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>>81535815
Absolute pottery.

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>>81535781

Julia is a fucking genetic failure

>>81540470
Elmo's a fucking pussy

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>>81535815
YOU'RE A BIG BIRD

FOR ME

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>>81535815
Hahahahahahaha

>>81535815

For me, it is the McBigBird. The best fast food sandwich.

>autistic puppet thread turned into autistic ancap /pol/ posting

You normalized this mention illness

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>>81540152
That's the most adorable thing
What a thread, I've run the whole gamut of emotions

>>81535815

of course it happens on the Autism episode

Big Bird /ourguy/ confirmed?

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>>81535781
ETSUBATSU?

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>>81537498

Amen :D:D:D:D:D:D

I wanna fuck Julia.

>>81543490
Julia is NOT for lewd.

>>81535815
Baneposting=Autism confirmed

>>81540828
What is crying - literally one of the first things you do when you're born is appeal to others for comfort

>>81541633
Damn dealing with that shit must be hard. The last few threads have joked about Julia's mother or whatever but imagine having to go into the school after your kid inadvertently nearly caused another kid serious harm

>>81542363
Tony will get confused, he already knows a retarded female redhead and we both know he's not very bright himself.

>>81542142

No. She actually said stuff about "burn the gooks!" and "Throw the slope out of the helicopter", but they had to re-dub it.

>>81544033
Holy shit...

This honestly made me feel a bit better about my autism

>>81538094
She'd probably sperg out if you came in her and would start slapping your face

>>81544033
Bravo Raimi

>>81543345
HI AWAN

>>81535781

Why does Big Bird seem terminally depressed

Am I the only one that thinks the actress's voice is too sexy to play someone autistic?

>>81535808

He's fucking adorable

>>81541881
No medication is being prescribed

When she was saying "PLAY PLAY PLAY" I instantly thought of that grim adventures episode where grim creates a fake Mandy thing on wheels.

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>>81535781
>2x speed

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wCsVSHT3tpY

Do you want to play a game with Julia anon?

>>81545596
sure why not

>>81545596
Oh god yes please

>>81545707
>t. pedo rapist
kys scum

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>>81537498
You forgot the part where the police shoot your dog.

>>81545724
Where do you think we are?

>>81545596
What's her fucking problem?

>>81545902
2 pure