you wake up in the morning and take a look in to the mirror and see this. what's your agenda ?
Call In sick
Order in
>>81527783
Eat pizza
Cry for a few hours, and then lose weight.
>>81527783
Meditate, breathe and then get to work on myself.
call dominos for an emergency pizzadectomy
>>81527950
This shouldn't be funny...but i loled.
>give away all soda-based drinks in the fridge to charity
>replace with bottles upon bottles of water and/or mineral water
Kill self.
>>81527783
Lose 400 pounds in 5 minutes
roll down the street to buy some kvarg
>>81527783
Decide to return the fun house mirror I purchased. Wasn't as funny as anticipated.
>>81527783
literally kill myself
I mean, once you're that fat your life is basically over anyway
well being poor and only eating only once every 2-2.5 days i think i would be okay
Log in to my janitor account and start deleting peoples posts
I'm a big guy.
>>81528135
does the government give you free internet or something? how are you here if you are that poor?
>>81528234
375 apartment, 20dollar internet. thats my expenesives beyond gas, or random food.
>>81528234
and 35dollar heat/energy during winter.
>>81528575
all you have to do is suck a dick for 60 dollars per nut. or you can get a part time job
kms
>say under my breath
>this is not even my final form
>TIME TO UNLEASH THE DRAGON
>>81528575
I was making double that a month working like 25 hours a week at a BBQ restaurant senpai what do you do to be so poor/what are your other expenses (do you have a drug habit)?
check if my dick got bigger
>>81528629
Well, if i could find one in my town (reason why it's 375) and i had contestant hours(work retail)It just sucks because this town is only 4k people most farmers and our downtown is only farming shops and hunting. I end up driving 40mintues away to the mall for any decent wage.
Easiest way to describe this town, our pizza place doesn't deliver and closes at 8pm so i cant even deliver at night. got about another year of saving up.
ps: never move to Michigan just move out.
>>81527783
Dr. Now, I'm BMI
>>81528787
no i live in a shit part of Michigan so i'mlucky to earn 375(rent)-20(internet)-35(energy)-100(Obama care)-100(car insurance)-45(phone)- 125(gas). rest i spend on as little food as I can and saving up to move out of this shit place.
Sweet, I lost at least 100lbs!
>>81527783
start exercising and eating like I normally do and I should be back to normal weight in a couple months
>>81528787
Also work as manger of a clothing retail chain in a small in northern Michigan in the fucking boonies. Moved when i was 17 after mom's divorce been saving up for school and moving out.
>>81527802
Call a pizza
>>81528866
Kek'd
Also, Dr Now should use the mirror more often. That segment was brutal.
>>81529028
don't exercise and hurt yourself, yer carrying a lot of weight. Just don't eat sticks of butter and you'll be back to normal in a year.
how fat are you?
>230 lbs
>5'5''
>>81527783
>Woke up this morning, got yourself a gun
>i can't work on my diet with everything going on
>plays video games for a 12 hour marathon