>Have you ever worn a pair of orca-hide boots? I once took

>>81523062
hope this guy becomes PM

>>81523123
of canada?

>>81523164
where else?

>>81523186
The world. Remember those Canadian bull/cock memes from 4 years ago, with a Mountie photo shopped onto porn?

>>81523272
forced meme, Canada is way more cucked than the US

You're not a phoenician

>>81523272
DUDE, i loved those

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>>81523062
>Have you ever experienced the aura associated with the time-spatial dislocation of traveling through a wormhole? Who am I kidding, probably not. During my fourth luxury tour to the crater of Copernicus, I became momentarily isolated from the other members of the Vancouver Galileo Society. I thought at first my gear was malfunctioning as I started seeing chromatic abberations across my visor, but then I noticed I was no longer aware of my own body weight as there was no ground before me. I felt myself stretching like a thin long strand of spaghetti, an aura of blue and purple swirling around me. I was no longer able to emit any sounds but I was able to visualise sounds and lights dislocated from the farthest reaches of the Milky Way galaxy. Funnily enough, I encountered two of my deceased grandparents, one of whom had been acquitted of two counts of perjury and one count of fraud. He told me "Never put your foot in a deal, unless your sure you're getting the better half of a bargain." I then witnessed some blinding lights and woke up completely naked in the rose garden outside the Vice President's Mansion, covered in a strange viscous liquid. $5 million dollars for 80% ownership and full seizure of your wife's inheritance.

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Whats proprietary about this thread? whats to stop me from making my own shark tank thread and crushing you like insignificant bug that you are.

This guy is the biggest jew on the show. Makes sense he spends more time in the US where he can be among Israel's greatest allies.

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>I will give you anything you want. Please name your price. Just tell me I matter.

>>81523062
easily one of my favorite memes

who here got the kaffir one?

>>81524324
He's not Jewish, he's Lebanese. Still a Semite but he's a descendant of the Phoenicians.

>>81523272
You gonna get canuckholded m8

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>>81523664
>He doesnt know

Even the weed man is cucking that jew kushner.

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>>81524574
wrow she look at him when he was talking!

>>81523123
You're a fucking idiot. He might be one of the most despicable fat cat Capitalist pieces of shit in Canada.

>hurrrrrr Muh Job Creators
>hurrrrr why don't Africans just try harder like me
He's a disgrace

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>>81523062
>You know what I used to do before I got into business? I used to travel, the experience one gains from travel is key to assessing wise investments. Not to foreign countries of course, gosh no, but throughout English-speaking North America. I was hiking up a mountain trail to visit an old buddy of mine, from the war. Unfortunately I was accosted by an unbecoming rural sheriff, they told me to move on, I told them I am! Well this upstart sheriff was having none of it, he and his deputy gave me a good taste of good old fashioned American overuse of force. They took me in to the station and stripped me naked as the day I was born, and washed me down with a full powered firehouse. The cold water was a grim awakening for me, and when they weren't looking I fled out through the back window. The cops weren't done with me yet, they pursued me into a nearby national park, a pristine preservation of our nation's forests. Well I pulled up my bootstraps and did what I had to do; I set up some booby traps, I returned fire with small arms and improvised weapons. Yes, I did kill some people, I don't regret my actions, I made some tough decisions and did what I had to do at the time. I eventually made my way back into town, leaving behind a trail of destruction and wrecked vehicles in my path. I didn't disinvest from the situation until my former commanding officer ordered me to step down. Well I had no choice but to cut my losses at that moment, but it was a learning experience for me. I signed up to a Buddhist monastery in the Tibetan alps and that's where I made my first million. I offer you $2 million for a full takeover of your company at 6 months of provided stay at my son's shed.

>>81524669
B-b-b-ut he is the canadian trump. He will fix everything.

>>81524669
Enjoy living in debt, passing it on to your grandkids, paying high as fuck tax, and buying natural resources canada is rich in from other nations.

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>>81524625
C U C K E D
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>>81523123
O'Leary is a fucking cuck. I'm voting for MadMax.

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>>81523062
include kate and me in the screencap

>>81524669
He's a fucking social justice warrior who advocates for affirmative action and welfare.

Is anyone right if communist-left a racist to you?

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>>81524849
>not voting for the weedman

>>81524736
Yeah because Canadians taxes are so much higher than the US. Considering you don't even get a decent pension or health care in the US, they are the most cucked country when it comes to being taxed and getting shit all for it.

Income taxes in Canada for average salary of 57k: 20.5% (federal) + provincial (e.g. 9.15% in Ontario)

Income taxes in US for average salary of 57k: 25% (federal) + State (e.g. 5.9% in New York) + Local (e.g 3.645% in New York City)

What does everyone think is going to happen once weed man's weed plan goes into place.

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>>81525100
JUSTin Trudeau

>>81523062
they're not solitary animals like that though
a calf wouldn't be alone with a mother

>>81524889
>He's a fucking social justice warrior
Wut, he's a right wing parasite
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AuqemytQ5QA

>>81523272
I remember some of those threads
I saw them again much much later later on imagefap and started laughing

>>81523664
that's not the point you triggered autsit

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>>81525532
>canada day 2018

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>>81524602
>>81524574

Boy hard to find more testosterone than this. You sure showed us you dog blowjob receiving faggot leaf.

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>>81525850
You sound mad. Shhh pooty will take care of you

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>>81525814
kek

>>81525981
Holy fuck that bitch needs less sun god damn

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>Please stop Justin, I sorry what I said about the weed

How will conservacucks ever recover from the weed man brutalizing one of the most "alpha" PC senators.

>>81526127
That was actually fucking hilarious. Ezra Klein was having a mental breakdown while it happened.

>>81526127
That senator is a convicted criminal too. Based Trudeau literally kicks the shit out of criminals. Tough on crime cuckservatives my ass

>>81526174
Oh man it was funny. He was shittalking him so hard until he fuckin rekt the other guy

>>81524849
Bernier acts entitled to the party leadership and is an obnoxious faggot even more so than Kellie "screechy" Leitch. He's dead in the water.

>>81526075
Less sun and more cum

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>You know, I see your product and it reminds me of how I learned to fend for myself. I was out hiking with my father among some of the most lush forests you've ever seen. As I gazed into the woods, I heard a growling noise. With my father suddenly gone, I was face to face with a wolf. I reacted quickly, but not quick enough before it pounced on me and began chomping for my face. I heard a gunshot and I watched my father appear out of the shadows as the wolf's blood dripped down my face. He walked over to me, cut the wolf's head off and said, "You'll never learn how to take care of yourself if you're always waiting for my help". He was right. That night, I took a tooth from the wolf's head and stabbed my father to death with it. That's when I realized I'd finally be willing to take those necessary risks in order to succeed. You clearly haven't learned this lesson yet. Your product is that wolf and I can't take part in it only to watch you hold back. I'm out.

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>>81526174
I almost miss Sun News for some its crazier moments but its death brought us The Rebel which is even more hilarious.

I remember Ezra had a crowdfunding campaign with a goal over 250k+ that included 5 $5000 cameras and a fancy studio. To show for all that money they raised on their election night coverage it was all from shot from a single angle over a terrible green screen. Not sure what camera they ended up getting but if they paid $5000 then I think they got robbed. But i'm sure all the money was well spent on equipment because conservatives always love to remind everyone how they are so good with money so those that accuse Ezra of pocketing most of the money are just mindless "libtards".

>>81523272
heh, really sorry about this buddy!

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>This thread better stay on topic or else I'll add a 2% royalty on every comment from here on out.

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>I'm in. And for that reason, I'm out.

>>81527119
>you're black, for that reason every shark here will smile and treat you with the upmost respect. Even though you're product is terrible i will offer you 500k for 20% of your company, my brotha

>>81527565
>See I know what it's like to grow up in the hood.