>british "advertising" What the fuck are yous

>watching advertisments

>how you want your ads, bruv?
>fucking retards
>say no more

>>81507129

is that a puppet?

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how'd google know

Is this result of that full-retard "diversity" legislation the BBC pushed through or something, where like 25% of casts have to be disabled by 2020 or something?

>>81507409
The BBC doesn't run ads u pleb

>>81507129
cringe kino

>>81507129
The one about a spazzy hand-shandy is actually funny though

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>>81507129

>>81507129
Does this candy make you a cripple or something?

>>81507322
Yes, Andy Serkis was too expensive, they couldn't CGI a crippled.

>>81507322
No, it's a Muppet.

I'd let the red head one jerk me off

The sad part is that guys really would fuck that thing. Guys will fuck anything, even deformed egg monsters.

>>81507129
bunch of muntas m8

>>81507583
it makes you forget about your crippleness for a while

>>81507753

by fuck i hope you mean fuck up with a 50 cal machine gun

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>>81507753
>even deformed egg monsters

There was one with a bunch of men in cut off shorts dancing in heels....I think it was for an insurance company or something. British telly in general has gone to the dogs, still better than RTE though.

>>81507129
>"got the best man's number"
Only if he was also a retard

(((europoor television)))

>>81507802

No there are guys pathetic enough to treat that monstrosity like Cinderella and not be ashamed to be in public with it.

>>81507129

>actively looking for things to be outraged about

hello tumblr............. i mean hello /pol/, things get confusing sometimes

>>81507753
The egg monster no way.
But I'd accept a handy spasm from the 2nd girl

>>81507821

There's a picture I saw here were this deformed egg monster had a normal husband and two deformed egg kids. Guys will fuck anything as long as there's a hole in it.

>>81507409
Is this a real thing? I can't tell anymore.

>>81507826
I wonder if it's some psyop to enrage muslims into attacking Cuck Bongistan

It's called Virtue-Signaling.

"Look! Look! We put a disabled person in a prominent role TV ad! Look at the diversity! Look at how inclusive we are! Buy our product!"

It's just further proof that liberals are low-IQ, easily-led cattle.

>>81507129
>disabled people can share sex lives too
I frankly prefer the old days when we greet them politely then avoid talking to them

>>81507923

Maybe Sharia Law isn't such a bad idea.

>>81507129
There are no black people so I can protest about racism right

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>>81507129
>this is a 10/10 in britain

>>81507915

http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2016/diversity

It's real.

This is what your tax-dollars fund if you live in the UK.

>>81507876
wtf I think white men are effiminate and consider black men better potential partners now!

>>81507753
That's an insult to Eggman.

LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6uepXw9gZA

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>>81507876
yep

>>81507129

The second one is okay.

>>81507129
Bit of a nasty streak to this ad. As well as gloating over the bride's injured foot it privileges hompohobic anthropo-primacy by not casting poof Squids as active engaged modern citizens riding around in motorised glass-tanks propelled by a mixture of eco-friendly potato-peelings and Peter Tatchell's bowel-movements.

>>81507129
Crippled abominations that should've been aborted buy candy too, you know.

Wait wait, do you guys actually think you're in position to make fun of the way someone looks?

>>81508062

Malteasers ceo pls go

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>>81507129

That 2nd one is actually kind of funny, although it's a little crude.

>>81508066
Of what? The impending sense of assault?

What are you all complaining about? I think Maisie looks great.

I thought brits didnt have commercials?

Don't they always bitch about americans having commercials?

>>81508005
baka desu senpai

>>81508062
t. crippled goblin

Looks better than that shitty Cheerios commercial 2bh

>>81507129
The wheel chair was in undateables, seriously randy.

>>81508094
You do realize she had no saying in this right? She got dealt a shit hand and despite that she's trying to live as normally as possible. Most of the neckbeards here are physically repulsive only because they're lazy and have shit habits, absolutely fucking disgusting

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>I left with the best man's number
Didn't know pig parties were still a thing.

>>81508147
But I look better than you, ridiculously better.

>>81508062
I may be ugly but at least im not hideously deformed and bound to a wheelchair ugly.

>>81508131
underrated post

I sympathise with her. She's gotta live out the one life she has as a deformed monstrosity. A life of rejection, pity and outright hostility.
What I cannot fucking stand is that some marketing cunt thought it would be cute and progressive to write her in and say she got with the best man.

This instantly conjures up images of this little tard-trike bound butthole wheeling up to the studly young bearded best man, at the reception and moments later rolling away with a knowing wink and a lick of the lips as if we're supposed to be fucking sit there, during fucking tea time, forced to contemplate the allusion that at some point a regular sized bloke and this little afterbirth-in-a-wig will be fucking going at in all filthy and sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends and then we're all supposed to look at each other and say 'wow isn't that so progressive don't we live in such a wonderful age aren't we all so fucking fantastic'.

I wish that little 'goblin' all the best but the sewer-stall runoff that fucking worked up this ad needs taking out into the town square to be beaten by the rotted dicks of every syphilitic beggar available, gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs and then forced to watch her own shitty advert for eternity.

The only saving grace of this advert was the disgruntled chort that came out of every single one of my family members as we were subjected to this abomination on, what was otherwise, a pretty capital weekday evening.

Also maltesers can fucking do one. They look like they fell off a black man's diseased dingus.

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>>81507866
Another thread, another faggot injecting their /pol/ obsession out of nowhere.

>Having a freak distract viewers from your product
I guess they're just hoping it will go viral or something. The hand spasm one was kind of funny though.

>>81508192
lot of assumptions and doble morals there m90

>>81508192
You realize I don't give a shit, right? You're projecting really hard dude.

>>81507972
Joke's on you, I do not and refuse to ever give a penny to that paedo protecting organisation.

desu what really bothers me is the computer enhancement of their eyebrow movements, I see it in other ads too

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This is an 11/10 in England

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>>81508192
>a shit hand
Make that two shit hands and some shit legs to boot

>>81507129
I am offended for some reason.

>>81508431
One eye on the cock, one eye on the streets.

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>>81508131
Cheeky

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Whats wrong with uk women ?

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>>81508571
Same thing as the deep Southern US, centuries of inbreeding

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>>81508598
very true

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>>81508571
UK women are hot as fuck check em out!

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>>81508131

underrated

>>81507129
Whats a Malteser? I feel like we have some equivalent stateside.

>>81508271
>The hand spasm one was kind of funny though.
The deaf women one is pretty funny too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYIEAIogarI

>>81508734
Thank you, now I can say that Maltesers suck because Whoppers suck.

> I got the best mans number

no you fucking didnt you little goblin the best man gave you fat daves number as a joke

>>81508571

giv us a sniff luv

>>81508797
Naw man Junior Mints are where its at for Movie candy.

How much would it take /tv/

>>81508598
That's just mercury in the soil. And the fact that Hillbillies are all descended from Scotsmen

>>81508859
it would make them sound like old men in drag

>>81508847

1 ltr of absinthe 50% after a 4 day fast

>>81508837
>candy
get te fuck yank prick

>>81508959
Use your words.

>>81508751
Do they exclusively have disabled people?
And does that make Brit Bongs hungry for that shit?

>>81508996
I think they started running this ad campaign during the Paralympics last year, and just haven't switched it out for something new yet.

>>81507129
>british cinema

This is kino in england: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgAk4xRQS5E

>>81507129
>being this triggered over a fucking advert

what are you, an sjw
>inb4 butthurt cucks reply to this

>>81507129
Fukin hate brits. Gonna king hit the next chav tourist i see

>>81509142
penis

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BLACKED

http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/13/yes-im-disabled-and-i-can-still-date-hot-guys-disabled-woman-speaks-about-her-dating-experiences-5062407/

>>81509168
based!

>>81508751
tfwnoqt deaf gf

>>81507920
I was just about to say that.

So the Leprechaun remake has a bit of product placement? Wow, it's nothing.

Beattie Edmondson is cute though

>>81507129
Looks like someone escaped the Black Lodge...

>>81508820
kek

>>81508062
>le everyone on 4chan is an ugly virgin loser except me meme

i love it when retards think they're special for being well-adjusted while still browsing this site

>>81509168
Damn I'd like to see the baby of them

>>81509095

What the fuck is this

>>81507129
is this the new Twin Peaks season/reboot I've been hearing about?

>>81509168

"Even tho' I'd 'ave died in the crib a century ago, I know that I only wanna have black cock in me malformed puss, luv."

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>>81509275
>limeys thinking anyone here will get their "pop culture" references

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kek

>>81509391
That first one's a Twin Peaks reference though.

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>>81507129
LMAO I JERKED A DUDE OFF BECAUSE HE WENT HOME WITH A RETARD LOL

>>81508797
>>81508837
fucking morons

reeses cups are literally the only candy worth eating

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>tfw London will become majority Muslim in your lifetime

It truly is a sad fate to be living in Britbongistan.

>>81509356
One thing is sure it's gonna wear a blue bandana

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>>81509481

London is pretty greedy and doesn't feed back the tax it takes killing other cities

>>81508192
techno-goblin plz go

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>>81509485

>>81508136
There aren't any on the BBC and commercial channels have like 30-50% less commercials than american networks

>>81507866
what does this even have to do with /pol/

stop crying boogieman at literally every opportunity

>>81508251
10/10

>>81508698
shut the fuck up

>one of the most popular threads on /tv/ at the moment

Kek
This fucking board

>>81509095
That's kino everywhere you filthy pleb

Who was the best man, Sloth from the Goonies?

>>81508192
But anon everything is predetermined, we are merely echoes of our surroundings, free will is a meme.

Does Manchester have a lot of muslims?

>>81509784
>one of the most popular threads on the television and film board is about television
Woah

>>81508196

Please tell me you have the photo of this dog without the shooped santa hat.

>>81509813
Every major city centre has a lot of them, but once you reach the smaller towns a way beyond the suburbs it's white as far as the eye can see, especially if you're anywhere near a university

>>81509813
Yes. Almost twice the national rate.

>>81509784
/tv/ is only for humor

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>>81509898
We need to stop the Irish from multiplying.

>>81509804
Sloth was too good for this shit. He's playing Superman in the DCEU.

Write the plot to a movie or TV show featuring this Goblin.

Sex and the City remake with midgets.

>>81509168
Shit, that guy's BBC would poke out of that midget's mouth if he tried to fuck her.

>>81509964
Yanks are ahead of the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvcpU8EuAY4

>>81509964
X-men as xavier

>>81507876
Every time I see this I feel a murderous rage.
I hope the sick cunts who made this are the next to be caught out in the open when some muzzie finally snaps.

You know what? I kind of understand that they want to include disabled people in the commercials.

But why the FUCK do they have to go and make it sexual?

>>81510066
The latest one is even worse.

>>81507362
>>81508131
kek

>>81508251
nice

>>81510140

The Undateables is worse with this.

>I'm a cripple or downs person but I still expect to get a 10/10 normal person

>>81510159
>muh fun
Kill yourself, faggot.

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MIdgets, you say?

>>81507129
everyone has to feel the bantz eventually f.am

>>81508571
That is not Britain dickhead

>>81510452
Day of Rope soon, faggot.

>>81507129
I'm amazed that SJWs refrained from saying the scenario in the second one was rape.

>>81510286
That's only a handful. Most are content to get anything.

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>>81507129
K I N O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vo6YG9U_o8

>>81509481
Honestly people keep saying how terrible it is ,but even in London white people are in an overwhelming majority.Unless you work with immigrants you don't even get to see them so often.

>>81510805
I meant that they'd likely think the woman was being raped by involuntarily jacking him off in that scenario.

I reckon they probably don't care because the disability factor balances the oppression calculus.

>>81508751
That's actually pretty good.

Although it turns out that even when there aren't disabled people involved, the ads are still shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSDyX3cPU4k

>>81507129
everyone in this thread wants a hand spasm handjob

>>81511080
Don't worry, you're not missing out on anything. It's absolute shit.

>>81511080
Because (((reasons))).

>>81511577
>someone's not money supermarket

>>81507231
Right cheeky

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>>81510519

>>81507362
Made me chuckle

>>81509380
kek

KeK

KEK

>>81508431
She's not bad

>>81510286
The undateables is kino you pleb.

>>81511080
>not bypassing a simple geolock
What a pleb

>>81511080

Broadcasting rights

>>81508062
Shoo shoo goblin

>>81513070
Which is retarded for an advertisement because you want as many people to see it as possible.

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>>81508062
fuck off yezi

>>81507937
Main reason i disagree with it is the way they treat animals, can't be having that.

>>81508062
Yes.

>>81507972
>>81507915
>>81507409
>>81508362

>I'M DISABLED

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>>81507972
>tax-dollars
>BBC

lewl no

>>81509898
Fucking Poles, maliciously outbreeding us.

fuck this shit, i'm moving back to poland.

>>81507884
Are you talking about Jeb Bush

>>81510964

Gay as fuck, but I have to admit those costumes are 10/10.

That midget bitch was on that Channel 4 retard dating show and was a massively entitled cunt so fuck her right in her hooked goblin hooter.

>>81508062
I'm not a cripple or a spastic so yeah

I've been on 4chan from the start but I ever understand the threads that shit on retards. Why make life even more shit for them? They are doing their best.

And btw I just assume the best man is also deformed, as I imagine disabled people will often go to the same events, so it's not that unrealistic.

>>81511053

I lived in London and that's defo not true. Whenever I left Fulham white people were like 50%. Feels good to be back in Scotland with my kin.

>>81514472
>I ever understand the threads that shit on retards
>despite the fact we're shitting on the ad making use of said retards

>>81514533
depends on where you go obviously
ghetto areas are gonna be full of non whites but that's to be expected in big cities (london has over 8 million people) and is no way indicative of the entire country. That said, we need to stamp it out asap.

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>>81509850
As a matter of fact I do.

>>81507878
EGG-SACTLY

X

D

>>81507129
Surprised she isn't advertising that gum you like.

>>81508251
>with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends

English English really is amazing

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>>81509168
>in prison

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>>81507129

Why do people keep posting this? It's some disabled people, what's the big fucking deal? Are you upset disabled people exist?

The genuine criticism would be that the Mars Corporation (who own Maltesers), are clearly cynically using the facade of equality and inclusivity to hawk product, while not really doing much of anything to further the causes of disabled people in the UK.

You wish you could have a woman like this /tv/

Sure she's not not a looker but her personality looks fine

>>81507409
>>81507915
WHITEWASHING ISN'T A PROBLEM NO ONE CARES JAPANESE DON'T CARE IT'S JUST TV

>ad shows a black person
wtf I love critical theory now

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Thanks for the free advertising!

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>>81515996
NOT YOUR COUNTRY

Holy shit that's a person??? From the thumbnail it looked like a puppet. Like the one in the directv commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHmQN0ECU5Y

>>81516125
Actually it is. It is a democracy and most people think I am one of them. You are the outsider, people in general hate alt righters more than they hate me.

These are facts.

>>81516430
t. sheltered Amerilolberal

>>81507583
>Candy.
It's fucking chocolate, not candy.
You Americans need to stop using the wrong fucking words for shit.

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>>81516430
>It's a the "white" American chink tripfag from the other thread is now British apparently episode

>>81516845
The fact that you opened both threads proves my point, you're a hypocrite who can't decide if media influences you or if people are just blowing it out of proportion, just because it favors or disfavors you.

>>81507322
Lost

>>81510964

fucking amazing

>>81507530
Only one that was as well.

>>81507923

> when you watch one Paul Joseph Watson video

>>81516263

I'd rather fuck the puppet

>>81516795
It's candy

>>81510964
My problem with this is their Skeletor voice is so piss weak.
I can do one better than that in my sleep

>>81508571
They conquered the world for a reason

>>81508062
Not everyone on 4chan is ugly and fat

>>81509168
That is supposed to be a hot guy?

>>81518621
Shut up normie and stop ruining the atmosphere with your blandness
Yeah yeah we all know you have a full life and you're 8/10. But there's nothing funny about that.

man macy williams has fallen low

>>81518711
I'm 8/10, but my life is a mess and I make terrible decisions. There is plenty funny about that, my friend

>>81513961
Good

The second one is actually kinda good.

I think you guys are hating on these a bit too much. At least they didn't just throw these people into the commercials while pretending they were completely normal.

>>81507129
“Not to blow my own trumpet but I’m a good dresser, people think I’m attractive, I have blonde hair and blue eyes,”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11409290/Valentines-Day-Yes-Im-disabled.-Yes-I-still-date-hot-guys.html

That... Kinda sounds delusional, and I don't even have anything against disabled people.

>UK is already full of ugly, deformed people
>sandniggers make it worse with their incest culture

>>81508192
you need to go back

>>81508251

Post of the month?

>>81507362
SHOO SHOO MALTESERS GOBLIN

>>81507837
Unless Chad was just virtue signaling to impress Stacy

>>81508005

The fucking gravestone is what takes that from a 2/10 to a fucking 11/10.

I don't think the people who made that realized how retarded that looked.

>>81509410

THAT GREMLIN IS PINCHING ME CHOCOLATE!

>>81507826
I was at my nan's house a while ago and that advert came on and my grandad said "oh it's that poof advert again"

Haha

>>81507129
2nd one is pretty funny desu

>>81508251
laughed so hard bruv

>>81508131
Sansa's turned out better than I expected too

that second one is funny and is clearly a joke about disabled people

>>81509148
Come at me bruv

>>81511987
Back to 9gag

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