>watching movie with mum and big sister >woman character

>>81506612
It must have reminded them of all the times they drugged you to have sex with you so you wouldn't know.

>>81506612
lmao beta as fuck OP

>>81506612
>Character walks in
>Says he's a big guy
>Start giggling
>Parents ask why
>Nvm you say

>>81506612
Women talk with each other about sex a lot, way more than you realise. It was probably some joke about guys desperation or guts not knowing how to have sex or orgasming too early; women like to joke about that with each other and gossip about men's sexual abilities. Your mom and sister have probably had at least one conversation about sex with each other, either that or they instantly "got" it due to most women having a common experience with at least 1 unsatisfying male sexual partner.

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>be at work
>one cunt is pregnant
>tells the other cunt about all the disgusting shit flowing out of her vajaja
>have to sit there and listen to it
>they even laugh about it saying "haha and anon has to sit here and listen to us hihihi"

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>>81508188
>at work
>polite 62 year old coworker tells me how she spent all saturday night 'getting fucked'
>elaborates that it's because she went to saturday evening mass and so she could sleep in sunday
>mfw

>>81508188
why don't you get up, turn 360 degrees, and walk away?

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>Watching movie with mom and sister
>Brutal rape scene comes up
>I laugh hysterically as they shriek in horror
>They angrily demand why I'm laughing
>I try to control my grinning and coyly tell them, "You wouldn't get it."

Feels good to be a man

>>81508291
Its my desk and I have to work there, open office layout sucks ass.
Only good thing was watching the sexy coworkers ass all day, her ass was 10/10 and always right in my face

>>81508440
BRRRRRAAAPPPPPPPP

>>81506612
how big is your sister exactly?

>>81508268

whoa wait so "getting fucked" was just going to saturday evening mass?

Being old suddenly seems even more horrible

What was that pancake video in elementary school about btw? Pretty sure my school wasn't the only one.

>>81508546
pancake video?

>>81508512
About 40 stone

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>watching the news about the United Airlines
>say to my brother "that's why you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane"
>he laughs, moms confused
>asks me what that means
>tell her nvm
>my mom's face when

>>81508188
>they even laugh about it saying "haha and anon has to sit here and listen to us hihihi"
This. Why are women such memes. I'm actually interested in and knowledgeable in fashion (inb4 faggot, yes I'm gay btw) and women talk about clothes in front of me, then laugh at how I have to put up with them and how annoying it must be for me.

>>81508879
FAGGOT

>>81508879

The word meme is up there with "fuck" in extreme flexibility of use

DUDE VAGINAS LMAO
PENIS!
PERIODS XD

AM I RITE GIRLSSS ;PP

>>81506612
>watching some movie with my dad and sister
>in the movie a dude finds out his teenage daughter is on birth control or something like that
>my ~14 year old sister says "maybe she's just taking birth control to regulate her period"
>me and my dad ignore her
>she keeps talking about how birth control can help regulate periods like we should give a shit about it
>my dad makes her leave the room so we can stop hearing about periods and watch the rest of the movie

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>Watching flick with my family, composed by my Dad, my Mum and my little brother
>Sex joke
>They all start laughing but I don't get it
>Tfw I don't get it because I'm the only virgin there

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>>81508879
I was subject to a two-hour-long conversation a pair of girls had nearby while waiting for my flight. It was a stream of nonsensical garbage mostly about the people they knew. Not as in stories about them, just their personality traits in relation to theirs.

>>81508879
"yes im gay btw"

this is why people hate faggots like you, even when you're talking about something completely unrelated you make it about how you like cocks in your ass. NOBODY CARES

>>81509838
it's true though, that's why women REE when christfag companies want to blacklist birth control from their healthcare, because it's basically the WD-40 of the uterus. shit's versatile

>>81509919
he was talking about something related tho you spaz, mainly interest in fashion which is a gay fucking trait

>>81509977
>it's true though
I know it is, and I knew it at the time as well.

The point is that I don't want to have a 10 minute conversation about periods while I'm trying to watch a movie.

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>>81509977
I like this analogy

>>81510078
You're in the right. A few off hand comments aren't bad, but someone should know that the second act isn't the right time for a conversation on the versatility of birth control.

>>81510013
No it isnt you fucking retard. Just because you're trying to justify to yourself that its normal not to care about your appearance doesn't mean that people who do are gay.

>>81509874
>laughing at sex jokes with your family
>not pulling up your phone, and acting like you're not paying attention until it's over

quite impressive

>>81510489
>caring about your appearance
>caring about fashion
>not gay
You know how I know you're a eurocuck?